Posts by Yorkshirepudding

speaking as a yorkshireman

i find a segway far to posh for the down t'earth street of gods county* get back down t'earth cocker!

*if such an omnipitant being existed of course.....

looks like something

from ace combat series

seriously! someones been on the playstation too much

own goal

touchdown lolz

perfect!

throw in some sharks with laser beams and im sold!

TGIF!

GREAT BRITISH POUNDS

lol really fail

rot in silicon hell

that is all

franchising?

someone needs to open a branch of quarks up there....

syled by

alienware if im not mistaken

amusingly....

it might be more useful when people start hacking it...

eyes open folks

for symbiotic black stuff folks!

Spiffing news chaps

well get to learn a bit more about the back office boffins that saved blighty

It is seeking the creator

maybe its a space probe that cant spell surrounded by a big cloud?

its actually pretty good

my friend recently purchased a sony freeview HD set and i went round to look at the quality as i found the ones on display in the unholy trinity shops (currys, comet, pc world) looked dreadfull

my scepticism was ended the actual picture for terrestrial hd ws pretty damn good! the display confirmed it was recieving 1080i and the science program on it was a very good picture, not as good as a blu ray mind but still better than normal digital

itv hd was awful though but so it itv boom boom....

flame warz

and this is why i love my console

my friends you kneel for no one

fantastic news for the bearded king of middle earth

I Choose rapture

im telling you folks under the sea thats where its at!

Foul bachelor frog

was too busy fapping

/mines the one with the book of chan

when i was a lad

you were happy with a dot matrix screen and a green shaded screen, backlights pah

/desperately waiting for a long straight block

Raaaar

HULK SMASHED?

Oh diddums

well i have nothing to moan about considering i still have...

Atari 2600

Amstrad CPC

NES

SNES

Gameboy

Playstation

Playstation 2

yes i know the ps2 can play ps1 games but i cant bring myself to get shut of it

no ta

my amd 3000 athlon HP Pavillion is chugging along quite nicely at home on xp home and runs even better after i formatted it, thats 5 years without a format though.

so the intel CEO can spin on my mid digit

Damn what to do

well thats shafted my evening of annoying americans on MW2 ah well...

i actually thought there would have been pages of flaming on here but its not as bad as i thought, all the same its a tad annoying that we cant play games offline even, i feel blocked from doing what i could do.

and also warning people not to turn the console on? seriously not everyone checks the interwebz all day for PSN news so what if you got home turned it on, then checked the error code? oh shazbot!

if its all the same ill wait till the panic calms down but i reckon a new firmware update will be required but i also think sony should allow us to download one free game.

PS3 MK1 owners only though you slim ones can go shaft yourselves

/sour grapes

when i was a lad

my atari 2600 controller connected to my Amstrad CPC ahhh those were the days

stupidly i thought it would fit in my first desktop too doy!

Baaaaaaaaaa

nuff said

there can be only one

queen of the geeks/nerds

and her name is penny

knock knock

penny

knock knock

penny...?

mines the one with the tbbt fanboy card in

Film snobbery

ok so transformers wont win any oscars for dialogue or story but lets face it if you know transformers, and enjoy a bit of 'Bayhem' what could be worse on a friday night with a pint of lager and a curry?

seriously its all just good fun, whats wrong with seeing robots beat the crap out of one another, a johnathan pearce extra audio track would have been funny though

Boldly going nowhere

you hear that? its the collective laughter of all the other races in the universe laughing at us (those that understand humour)

if not how are we supposed to defend agaisnt zargon invasion fleets!!!

full of win

sounds like something Prof farnsworth would dream up, driven by atomic supermen

both deserving

messers stewart and jackson both very deserving imho LOTR as far as im concerned was a monumental achievment in fact i just finished off watching the special features on the extended dvd trilogy the graft everyone put in to complete the work was epic.

id much rather have

a woman with an arse you can park your bike in and rest your pint on than some stick insect

id like a woman mind

our brave little bot

lets hope some errant decepticon doesnt stomp on it

bluesky thinking

christ i hate business spk, i threatened to hit a bloke in our office if he used the word guesstimate again

the threat worked on the office fucktard

nowt for ought

i hope she 'gobsmacked' the little hartlett workmate too good lass

never cross a yorkshirewoman, just dont even were afraid of them

pointless device?

i find it a pointless device personally why not just suck it up and get an iphone or stick with a normal ipod

or better still buy some cheap chinese jobbie from a local computer fair

Flock of seagulls

does it come with a screeching boot up screen?

WANT

eRattic drive

will it include a program to switch frantically between lanes? and to dive off accross 3 lanes from the outside for the slip road, and a special app to ride someones bumper from inches away

cocks!

computer hello computer?

im still waiting for my replicator....

a simple request

TOGTFO

autobots roll out!

wasnt there a transformer that was an aircraft carrier too?

hmmm....

woot tricorder!

getting close to a tricorder now epic fun to be had.

hey mike look there is a temporal anomaly in this pub

no thats just the ale bob

g whizz

i saw my first ghwhizz the other day, parked up outside a house in rural cheshire of all places, it was night and the extension cable was easily accessible

my better nature prevented any mischief

program ideas

at home with the helgan?

treasure hunt with nathan drake?

scrapheap challenge with ratchet and clank?

mines the one with the dualshock 3 in

branding

im sure vodaphone will brand it death and strangle the firmware like most operators in the uk do.....

WTF?

No nokia 5800! FAIL!!!

its like the gadget show last night forgone conclusion

/walks off muttering about consumer whores and sheep

shopping Kombat

Discount Him!

2-4-1-Douken!

playmobile xmas present pleaaaaase!

Better than

the shit that x-factor pump out each year

More CHEESE!

another idea

Zeppelin fire-lighters?

the IT crowd

if my office was anything like the basement of reynolds Industries id be a much happier IT bod

Ummm....

isnt that what the DPF (Diesel particulate Filter) is on new diesels?

bus's are the most vile stinking derv vehicles i know, im sure someone will come out with some economy of scale more passengers than a car blah blah but ill stick to my lean burning TDCI focus thank you very much