* Posts by FreeTard

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Steve Jobs Flash rant put to the test

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@Flash don't work on Linux

Hardware accelleration, or the lack thereof.

I've the same issue on my X31.

Senators to NASA: Get your ass to Mars

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We all have heath care in the EU

Amazing what you can do when you don't squander your money on the military.

Dell Inspiron Zino HD

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a PS3 is cheaper

AFAICT you get all those things, and more.

Still, not a bad piece of kit from Dell. Better than the ipod thingy

Transformers up for seven Razzies

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Hey....

Transformers 2 was all right, I enjoyed it. One of the kids got it on a DVD at Xmas, I seem to remember watching it twice, hmm, was I drunk...hmmm.

The worst flics of the noughties were :

1. Pearl Harbour

2. I know what you did.... (every release)

3. titanic

Anything recent by Spielberg or Cameron in fact.

I remember thinking Avatar was fantastic, but now I'm thinking it was just graphics and political correct shite. Adding that to my list.

Linus Torvalds doesn't hate the Googlephone

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WTF?

Actually, he is right.

Phones are absolutely and utterly rubbish.

I gave mine up several years ago, and have never been happier.

They just cost money, and you get annoyed / distracted by people.

If I need to make a call, I make a SIP call. Or I email, or IM etc.

You do not actualy need a phone when out and about. I've lived without one for years now, and I started with a brick carphone jobby on the old analogue network -- when NO_ONE else had a phone.

Adobe to Jobs: 'What the Flash do you know?'

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linux flash is also shite

My ancient but fab x31 cannot handle full screen flash vids, but they are fine in a window.

All other vids play full screen no worries.

Its definitely a flash issue, as FP1 above explained why.

Miranda Kerr backs Oz porn-surf banker

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don't see an issue

aside from the "reporter's" accent. Very nasal, not very attractive.

Is that atypical of female Aussie newsreaders? I prefer the neighbours accent.

Windows 7 upgrades Vista laptops to lower battery life

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FAIL

Wala!

Oh good Jeebus.

Epic fail there son.

'Larry and Sergey' to offload 10m Google shares

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bollox

They have an excellent business model, sure how much did they made last year - in the middle of the great depression mark 2?

Seriously mate, nuffink wrong with google.

Ballmer preempts Jobs with tablet slate trio

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This product will fail

Tablet PC's are absolutely useless gimmicks. No-one in their right mind would want to use one for real life work, not even surfing the interwebs.

Look at the iphone/itouch for example, nice on screen keyboard, but come on, you cannot type for any length of time for it to be useful.

Fine for very quick messages and that's it. I have one... Great for quick web surfing on the go though.

And what about that name? The slate or iSlate has been rightly slated.

Arkansas cop tasers 10-year-old girl

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Nuffink more than...

...bad parenting. There is no reason to ever call the police for an 11 year old child.

Mind you the cop was totally out of order for

1. listening to the mother tell him to taser her

2. doing it.

She is only 11 FFS. The MOTHER should be tasered.

Epic fail.

Microsoft admits Mac was Windows 7 muse

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@recycle

They should have called it a "Dustbin" or simply "The Bin" , I fecking hate American English words.

Urinating Spaniard soaks Street View's Canaries

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Grenade

They really are taking the piss

oh yes

Europe welcomes Dell's Mac Mini Zino HD

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A Dell, with design sense?

say it isin't so?

I may actually buy one of these...

Firefox flaws make up 44% of all browser bugs?

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FFS

I must agree, I'm forever (well the odd time) seeing oops, we fecked up FF will restart and we apologise or some other pile of crap excuse.

never happened with earlier releases, and yes I am on 3.5.5 and yes it happened this morning...

I still like it though.

Windows 7 sales leave Microsoft coffers unstuffed

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Linux

Downloaded the MSDN version

...but didn't bother installing it. Vista runs perfectly well with 90% of the services disabled on 2GB RAM. I know it sucks, and I am actually a linux head (RHCE certified twice - among others), but I like having one windows machine around, and the licence came with the PC so Meh.

I'm gonna wait until SP1 is released before testing it, coz I've been that soldier many many times before with MS distros.

Top drug boffin renews criticism of cannabis policy

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Bloody Hippies

That is all.

Suzuki unveils fuel cell e-scooter

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I'd love one myself

Perfect for town riding - where you never go beyond 20 MPH anyway, actually in Dublin where I live, the speed limit has been reduced to 30 KPH.

Now I assume no license or insurance will be required as cyclists will be overtaking you. I clocked one cyclist cruising (with seemingly little effort) at 50KPH.

I would definitely buy one of these, even though I already have two sportsbikes, I can see the point.

Clock stopped for McKinnon extradition

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Jackie Smith for EU president

Coz she's brilliant she is. Blair and WackieJ together would be ever better.

Blair, "Jesus told me that we need to give away all our rights to the USA, coz they believe in God and stuff therefore are not evil"

WackieJ, "Indeed, I shall completely ignore all scientific evidence, even when it comes from government appointed scientists..."

Software update spikes certain Freesat set-top boxes

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Humax FreeSat user here...

...and well happy.

Changed from Sky (all options) to FreeTard and the picture quality from the _SAME_ sky disk is far far superiour. I believe the difference is n the chip sets used, or something.

Humax upscales SD to HD, the first time I switched it on I could not believe I was looking at the same TV.

My parents use the much cheaper grundic basic units, with better TV's than I have, yet their picture looks no better than SKY did.

Beeb unveils new Doctor Who logo

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I absolutely love Dr, Who

Even the wife likes it, and she hates everything I like on the telly, we're just not telly compatible.

Here's hoping Donna Noble comes back, she was just fab.

Not super happy with the 15 year old Doctor and "girlfiriend". I'm sure my kids will like them though. A bit too much like twilight for my tastes - bloody useless "vampire" movie.

All I could hear was the wife and daughter swooning over yer man.

Ubuntu's Karmic Koala opens its eyes

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AC has a point

Energy consumption is a serious matter, but this has nowt to do with linux, it has everything to do with being a twat.

I have collegues who have MACs, windows, UNIX and linux boxes -- different people. Some power their machines down, others do not.

The windows lads are the worst for this, as I frequently see them still logged into our shared apps, one lad is particularly bad as he was off in the US for three weeks, yet his machine (XP) wsa left locked and running. I just powered them (two machines) down and sent him an email.

Windows is actually very bad at powermanagement, a slight movement of the mouse and it comes back on. Sure this machine I write on (vista) comes on from sleep when I least expect it.

I end up having to power it off entirely, which is really annoying since it takes several minutes to fully boot.

MAC's and Linux seem to not have these issues, close the lid (lappy) and they suspend to RAM, or hibernate. Vista is rubbish at this. Just my experience as a windows user.

Swedish parents win right to name sprog 'Q'

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I work with a Jean-Luc Picard

Apparently no-one knows TNG in France, as it was never popular. Only the original Star Trek was shown.

Microsoft Security Essentials shakes up consumer antivirus

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@Cachehunter just uninstalled it

... because of that EULA..

I also took the time to make sure everything related was disabled in services, and went a bit mad and disabled almost every services.. machine works far faster now :-)

MS opens up Security Essentials downloads from today

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Unhappy

It's free which is good

installed it, ran updates, now it's running a scan.... bored with it already..

Freeview website titsup ahead of big retune

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As long as space1999 still records...

... I'll be well happy. It's really really shit, but I still watch it all the time. Same goes for Andromeda.

My 9 year old son seems to like Space1999 as well, as I heard the theme tune from my bed on Sunday morning.

I must say though I do love freeview (freesat), but you need a PVR. I've one of theose humax boxes, and it's excellent. The picture quality is vastly better than SKY -- I was actually paid up with all movie packages with sky for another month, but I still disconected it purely on pic quality.

The humax box frequently asks for a retune though, maybe that's a satellite thing. Dunno & don#t care as it is always painless.

Red Hat mocks Meltdown in Q2

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Buying Redhat makes sense

I'm just surpirsed that Dell have not done this already, they already have a cosy relationship with RH.

Dell pays $4m to settle NY 'deceptive practices' claim

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@fireman sam

Couldn't agree more, or are el reg readers no longer able to perform basic troubleshooting?

Personally I troubleshoot first, then I log a call _IF_ necessary -- which is very rarely is.

I've had the same PC for 6 years, it had "failed" several times over the years.

Each time I fiddled to make it magically work again. Sometimes things were indeed broken.

I recently had to call up Siemens tech support for my dishwaster, and this invovles pulling it apart - which I did and was happy to do as otherwise I'd have a shit load of dishes to wash by hand. It took a half-hour onto their support, but guess what, it would have taken a LOT longer to wsh them by hand. Same goes for PC's.

Seriously people.

Google patents (2004) home page

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Total joke

Changing my search engine to something else. Alta vista still around?

Software patents are poppycock.

Men far worse than women on password security

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Hey

I changed my gmail / every website password the other day... to match my work password, coz that had a forced change... bastards. So I added a 1 to it.

Android app puts signs where they should be

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Why not

Surely this is no different to using a sat nav?? Why not have a screen mount?

How would that be any more dangerous?

Thumbs up for me, but I'll never use it as sat nav's are pointless anyway.

Nowt wrong with rolling down the window and asking directions, or reading a map.

NASA sat snaps LA wildfire

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Joke

The Yanks....

...contribute even more to global warming...

Japan gives the wheelchair a hi-tech overhaul

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No way anyone would fall off the back

....coz old people are really good at balance and stuff.

Still, that kid seems to think its a laugh, so it's not that bad.

Google Book Search - Is it The Last Library?

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FAIL

Hang about

Who actually reads digital books? I cannot see anyone replacing the good ol hard/paperback for a portable digital reader. If your going to do that, you would be far better off listening to someone read the book to you.

That way you can lie on the beach and "read" with your eyes closed. Or fall asleep in a bus etc etc.

I've read the news many times on an iphone/ipod/smartphone, but read a book? I think not.

It is quite annoying after one page...

Sky's the limit

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Sky news

Award winning news channel......

Russian telecom firms weigh in against Skype

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Been with blueface myself for a few years

...and never looked back. You can even keep your old telephone number, but I didn't bother since the wife decided to hand over our info to phone spammers.

The quality is exactly as good as with POTS sytle systems, even better with higher codecs and better handsets. I even have it working on my mobile for "free" calls on the move with a data package. Much to the chagrin of my mobile provider (o2).

POTS and ISDN are dead and gone, good riddance I say.

Intel appeals billion euro fine

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@StillNoCouch

So you really think that Intel has been fair to their competition then?

You truly believe that Intel telling the IBM's/Dell's/HP's etc of this world that they will loose out financially (they will be charged more by Intel for their chips) if they go with AMD?

AMD is also a US company by the way.

The EU is, in this arena, a very fair system. I do not agree with all the eurocracy but when it comes to justice, there is no substitute. Certainly not in the US as we have already seen what happens with Microsoft and the DOJ's anti-trust case.

300 Irish jobs go at Intel

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Leccy costs too much

The cost of electricity is the reason so many companies are going tits-up. But the government are incompetent to realise this... baxturds.

Apollo 11 vets urge Mars mission

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Stop

Moon & Mars = Boring idea from Dubya Bush

What exactly is the point in this? PR? Feel good factors for Merkins?

Seriously, who cares? The money could be put to far better use investing in the economy.

Stop wasting money, innit?

Google Oompa-Loompas dream of virus-free OS

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read-only filesystem?

Why ever not? Only accept session cookies to a dedicated scratch partition (tmpfs?), all email kept in OOmpa Loompa land, same goes for your docs, apps etc.

Why would this not be achievable? If the FS is read-only, then your viruses can try all they like, but they'll never get to the hdd. All your email scanning and security could be "cload" based in OOmpa Loompa land. Thefore no anti-V necessary. Same goes for firewalling, you don't need it if you have zero ports open. Plus nothing wrong with having a heavily enforced selinux policy either, as well as runing every single thing in a chroot jail - not the best security I know, but no ports open = no connections possible, innit?

Why ever not?

Man jailed for snooping on police database

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@Anon Cow RE:How

That's not even an issue, in N. Ireland, the peeps can tell who is catholic or protestant by their name. My wife can tell coz she's a nordie. I still have to ask, so that Paddy Murphy, would he be catholic or proddy then?

OK that's an obvious one, but you get the idea. Databases are a really bad idea though, especially ones run by government bodies.

Hydrogen-powered two-seater car unveiled

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Doomed to fail....

...at that price, I mean, come one.... 200 _pounds_ a month.... what a total joke.

200 euro would be too much.

Unless, or course, that covers tax & insurance... and even then it is too expensive for a plastic car.

€100 including fuel, tax, insurance & free parking and it will sell. Otherwise....

Riders line up for world's first e-bike race

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As a biker

I really like the sound of the German bike in that vid, that leccy tech or whatever it is sounds fantastic.

I would definitely buy one... As a reference, I ride a CBR1000RR (Scorpion can) and a YZF-R6 (Micron can).

Irish politico in Facebook jub-rub outrage

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Well fit

I am well impressed by the up and coming politicos in Dublin, lots of well fit birds.

This cannot do her chances any harm all the same, young lads will definitely vote for her.

Signed, a Dublin voter.

Microsoft squirts out Vista SP2

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Vista now on SP2

Logon was noticeably slower, as I now have to go and re-disable services... how annoying.

'Thieving' sperm whale caught on CCTV

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All I can say is...

Robbing bastards.

Could Sadville break the internet with nakedness?

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@ Sarah Bee

But it is just too funny to not slag off. I joined up out of curiosity, but OMG it's totally and utterly sad.

Join it and see for yourself, you will laugh.

'Della': Dell's very special site for women

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Brilliant

Oh so condecending, gonna send the link to the missus and see what she thinks....

Oracle 'faster, cheaper' with VMware

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@Not a clue

Actually, with vi4 you would not even need to do this, they have new features above HA level which will keep your VM's up with zero downtime (no reboots at all required) even when you loose the node entirely due to say, a fire or other disaster.

http://download3.vmware.com/vdcos/demos/FT_Demo_800x600.html

I've seen it in action and it really does work very well.

PETA pitches for Pet Shop Animal Shelter Boys

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Happy

HA HA HA, April fools.

That's just so funny, what are these PITA, I mean PETA peeps like!!!???

I bet they laughed for a week over that one? maybe it arrived on april 1st?

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