* Posts by the Jim bloke

1084 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Apr 2007

Ofcom announces plan to protect endangered species – the Great British phone box

the Jim bloke
Thumb Up

(pleased to note my phone doesn't believe that is a word)

.. finally..

Something worthy of being called a smartphone

Rolls-Royce set for funding fillip to build nuclear power stations based on small modular reactor technology

the Jim bloke
Coat

Re: Some submarine!

.. just a short flying-car drive round the corner, past the cure-for-cancer shop, but still a couple of blocks closer than world peace.

Reg scribe spends 80 hours in actual metaverse … and plans to keep visiting

the Jim bloke
Devil

Can vegans be far behind?

If the volcano environment had a bit more architecture and some pitchfork-waggling pedestrians, they could call it home.

Depending on what flavour of vegan you're talking to, some do have a point ( and others are just pricks).

Its not whether they are trying to save the world, or just think animals are 'icky', it is how much misery they try to inflict on other human beings.

Calendars have gone backwards since the Bronze Age. It's time to evolve

the Jim bloke

Re: Start Date

Lets all go over to the Mayan calendar.

Sure its EOL'd and out of support, but its not like there is anything to look forward too, anyway...

Xiaomi has developed a mini heat pipe so your smartphone doesn't get too hot to handle

the Jim bloke

Re: "(...)users throwing almost everything at them, even gaming"

It can play snake on a plane.. (flight mode recommended)

Samsung releases pair of jeans that can't do anything except cover your legs and hold a Galaxy Z Flip 3

the Jim bloke
IT Angle

Re: Foldables

I am not interested in a foldable phone, my 6.2" phablet is adequate for phone use.

Where I do want to see the technology deployed, is in laptops.

15" seems to be becoming the standard, but even 17" screens are becoming harder to read as I age.

Plugging in a 2nd monitor is the default response, but that brings in the same issues of dragging multiple pieces of hardware around or doing without, if there is not a free monitor available at your point of use.

the Jim bloke

Re: No wrong

i spend a lot of time in airplanes - even throughout the covid restrictions, and the traditional pockets below the waist line simply arent accessable while stuck in a cramped airline seat.

A professional pilot I met once had pants with the cargo pockets with the opening angled forwards - to be accessable whilst seated.

IT god exposed as false idol by quirks of Java – until he laid his hands on the server

the Jim bloke
Happy

Re: When a baby cage doesn't solve the true problem

sounds great.

Where is the playpen to put management in until they have demonstrated mastery of potty training and the ability to play well with others?

Google's 'Be Evil' business transformation is complete: Time for the end game

the Jim bloke

Re: Wishful thinking

Sorry, when I read 1984 it was still in the future.

I am happy to refer to it, but specific quotes are a bit much to remember.

the Jim bloke
WTF?

Re: Wishful thinking

so.. 24 hour clock, in the southern hemisphere. What is your point?

Google lab proposes solar-powered moisture farming to provide water for billions

the Jim bloke
Go

Re: Hang on ...

If the water being removed from the atmosphere -actually- was being removed from the system, say, by being put into a pipe and sent a hundred kilometres away, then it could be a problem, but pulling it out of the air and feeding it through a human is but a temporary detour on the grand adventure that is a water molecules existence. There are probably water molecules floating around that have existed since before life developed.

Efficiency achieved will vary with the relative humidity, so drought conditions will still be a crisis, especially as temperatures increase, but it is a form of recycling... - the 10 million litres your city of 2 million inhabitants consume in a day will be exhaled and sweated out to be available again tomorrow, less any piped away in sewerage -( maybe keep your treatment plants nearby and upwind for maximum recovery)

Hydrogen as a fuel replacement will synergise with this technology, so win win there.

From a civic planning perspective (so ignoring poor people) providing urban water features such as ponds and fountains will improve the efficiency of these, and reduce the amount of services needing to be connected to each building (sewers still required).

Even poor quality water could improve the local humidity, as you are basically using the atmosphere to distil the water.

'We will not rest until the periodic table is exhausted' says Intel CEO on quest to keep Moore's Law alive

the Jim bloke
FAIL

Re: "We will not rest until the periodic table is exhausted"

"Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel. Sapphire and Steel have been assigned."

WTF (ium)?

Jet?

Diamond?

Steel?

Sapphire?

Somebody is demonstrating that their degree is in marketing...

Pack your bags – we may have found the first planet outside of our galaxy

the Jim bloke
Go

Re: "Pack your bags"

What we need is a short, victorious, war....

Good Grief! Ransomware gang has only gone and pwned the NRA – or so it claims

the Jim bloke
Windows

Re: Ummmm, no...

Charles Bronson was the guy from the Death Wish movies. I have a vague memory he had some role with the NRA.. Spokesman? Talking head?

Mel Gibson was the guy from the Lethal Weapon movies.

neither have the same credibility now they had when those movies were blockbusters.

Time moves on.

Facebook may soon reveal new name – we're sure Reg readers will be more creative than Zuck's marketroids

the Jim bloke
Big Brother

Ministry of Truth

.. Minitrue for the character-limited / stock exchange ticker..

the Jim bloke
Trollface

Re: Sparkling turd

they* say, if you eat the glitter first, it gets all through the turd.

*"they", larger source of data than Wikipedia.

Think your phone is snooping on you? Hold my beer, says basic physics

the Jim bloke
Black Helicopters

Re: Various Comments.....

..so.......banks, credit card companies, the military, and so on......all using "encryption before messaging"................and all proving that they are guilty of something?

yes.

we all know this.

The benefit to the various institutions is that we dont know what, exactly, they are guilty of, so under the laws of the land, they are free to continue.

the Jim bloke
Alien

Self-selection" is meaningless in the context of adaptive evolution, as you have basically pre-specified the shape of the niche, without any regard to what the rest of the universe is doing

.. imagine if the 'white supremacists' achieved their aryan ideal - then found they didnt have an ozone layer...

The fast breeding/evolving lifeforms probably wont enslave humanity*, but they do have the best chance of surviving them.

*I mean, why would they even keep us around?

All I want for Christmas is a delivery address that a delivery courier can find

the Jim bloke

A couple of decades ago, before mobile phone nav apps, the missus and I did a driving tour around bits of the UK. Navigation was by a handheld Garmin connected by cable to a laptop (with no in-car charging ability, so trying to find our accommodation for the night as the battery drained was.. stressful.)

Many of the locations we wanted to visit were under the care of the national trust, and the signs/entry points for the British ones were uniformly inconspicuous or outright concealed.

Someone believes in security through obscurity.

The Welsh and Scottish actually had visible signposts.

Windows terminates here. Please remember to finish setting it up on arrival

the Jim bloke

Could be worse

At least they arent using apple maps..

Everyone who wants a smartphone for Chrimbo will get one, but in the real world things are somewhat different

the Jim bloke
Angel

smartphone brands have reluctantly pushed up device retail pricing

Ohmigod!!

They must be so wracked with guilt and remorse - how can they sleep at night?

-but at least the manufacturers are doing the right thing.... by raising prices, as well..

On the supply side, chipset manufacturers are increasing prices to disincentivize over-ordering

... no reluctance there, its for your own good - we're doing you a favour, mate...

Microsoft slices Windows 11 update size by 40% (no, not by cutting hardware support)

the Jim bloke
Trollface

Whose side are you on ?

That sounds like some kind of user-friendly heresy.

Next you will be saying that buying the hardware gives some kind of rights for control over it.

Microsoft,

Just because they arent facebook, doesnt mean they are your friend..

Anonymous: We've leaked disk images stolen from far-right-friendly web host Epik

the Jim bloke
Big Brother

Inalienable rights

means rights aliens arent allowed to have...

FYI: Catastrophic flooding helped carve Martian valleys, not just rivers of water

the Jim bloke
Alien

Flood Control

THAT is why they needed canals..

US school districts blame Amazon for nationwide bus driver shortage

the Jim bloke

Re: similar

I know that we are supposed to be reducing our plastic use - but surely there is a valid case here for shrink-wrap

Self-sailing Mayflower ship to have another crack at Atlantic crossing next year

the Jim bloke
Flame

Machine systems initially lack the sensor suite that evolved organisms have learnt they need

Autonomous mining haul trucks have multiple obstacle detection systems, an integrated route planning and traffic management system,.. and nothing to let them know when they are on fire...

This -probably- has been patched by now.

Imagine a fiber optic cable that can sense it's about to be dug up and send a warning

the Jim bloke

Re: Deterrent

And I dont waste any back at them, either.

the Jim bloke

Re: precision

Mudflats?

They wish.

Early settlers described West Australia's soil as 'excellent for growing hourglasses'..

Some mud would be luxury compared to the sand, silt, gravel and crappy rock that makes Perths coastal plains..

Nothing works any more. Who decided that redundant systems should become redundant?

the Jim bloke
Boffin

Hot water system in our apartment failed/needed replacing.

Turns out it was a custom size from a manufacturer who has vanished.

The old one had a spot in one of the apartment built-in wardrobes, with basically a plywood box around it to hide it from view.

the replacement is narrower - but taller, so it has a lot of space around the edges, but protrudes through the top of its enclosure, and we have just left the top panel off in a totally half-arsed failure to complete the installation.

Thinking about it, it would be a relatively easy DIY project to fix... if the apartment had any space suitable for doing any hardware projects..

Navigating without GPS is one thing – so let's jam it and see what happens to our warship

the Jim bloke
Pirate

Re: I guess I'm too much of a navigation geek...

I perfected my navigation skills playing the original Wizardry computer game..

I could tell exactly where I was from 3 perpendicular white lines, identical to every other white line, on a blank field.

This is actually based on a similar principle to the fallback system for when GNSS loses lock - most have some sort of inertial tracking that calculates your new position based on last good position and measured movement...

the Jim bloke
Happy

Re: I guess I'm too much of a navigation geek...

Before GPS became nearly universally available, mining operations used to work from localised "mine grids", which were set up for convenience of mining operations, with interoperability with external entitys a distant second concern. Basically they were established with a major axis aligned to the strike of the orebody, so you could have 'mine grid north' say, 37 degrees off true (grid) north.

So, one winter morning, the engineers were telling the earthmovers they wanted such and such a job done at the north end of operations, and the earthmovers supervisor asks "which way is north?.."

I respond without thinking..

"North is where the sun rises.."

Macmillan best-biscuit list unexpectedly promotes breakfast cereal to treat status

the Jim bloke
FAIL

Definitive definition of the difference between biscuits and cookies

Having become exposed to the "cookies" proliferating throughout convenience food outlets, I have determined that a "cookie" is something resembling a biscuit, but made with far too much sugar. Probably high fructose corn syrup, at that. Is it any wonder that the rest of the world hates America?

There is a place for excessive sugar.. and that is the filling, and/or coating of the biscuit.

Tick, tick, tick … TikTok China just limited kids to 40 minutes' use each day

the Jim bloke
FAIL

If they are restricting kids - or any of their userbase - to "wholesome, curated, content..", they're going to need to block out more than just a third of the day, or run out of content.

Either that or go with facebook levels of "wholesome" and "curated".

Electron-to-joule conversion formulae? Cute. Welcome to the school of hard knocks

the Jim bloke

Re: "a multitude of fresh qualifications counted for naught"

I remember first encountering the barometer anecdote in Sir pTerrys' pre-discworld sci-fi novel, Strata.

If it were possible to evade facial-recognition systems using just subtle makeup, it might look something like this

the Jim bloke
Gimp

Re: Apples faceid

.. but apparently can have trouble recognising people first thing in the morning - which suggests an inability to do facial recognition WITHOUT makeup.

just throw faceid and morning into a google search...

the Jim bloke
Boffin

Re: Makeup detection

its a face race

UK.gov is launching an anti-Facebook encryption push. Don't think of the children: Think of the nuances and edge cases instead

the Jim bloke

... I really hate those people...

The unit of measure for fatbergs is not hippopotami, even if the operator of an Australian sewer says so

the Jim bloke
Paris Hilton

Re: Am I the only one

Does an anti-pope hold a negative mass?

Online disinformation is an industry that needs regulation, says boffin

the Jim bloke

.. but there is probably a youtube video about how to install an intravenous saline drip..

Glastonbury hippy shop Hemp in Avalon rapped for spouting 'plandemic' pseudoscience

the Jim bloke

Re: If someone you know

even better,

send them out to look for the teapot.

US boffins: We're close to fusion ignition in the lab – as seen in stars and thermonuclear weapons

the Jim bloke
Joke

Re: "a key aim of the NIF is researching the design and maintenance of thermonuclear weapons"

If you think nuclear weapons need a point, you have missed the last 200 years of weapon development...

Magna Carta mayhem: Protesters lay siege to Edinburgh Castle, citing obscure Latin text that has never applied in Scotland

the Jim bloke
Megaphone

Re: Sumption is wrong

making these people "attention whores" and not protesters.

As a side note, I object to the negative association of whores with these people.

Whores provide a useful function in society, and have a credible claim to the 'the worlds oldest profession'.

While village idiot may come pretty close to the same antiquity, it wasnt until social media took off that they have managed to unionize...

NASA blames the wrong kind of Martian rock for Perseverance sample failure

the Jim bloke

And no one has suggested sending Bruce Willis there to sort out the problem?

Shame.

Tired: What3Words. Wired: A clone location-tracking service based on FOUR words – and they are all extremely rude

the Jim bloke

Re: Not my kind of humor, but

get wine rung and you're a thousand miles out.

Is this something that has been outsourced to south east asia? So probably closer to home for the crew.

If its available for apple things - any errors will be the result of you saying it wrong...

Naughty karaoke is China's next tech crackdown target

the Jim bloke
Big Brother

Will the CCP be leading by example?

.. or by making examples...

Imagine a world where those in power lived by the principles they espoused, and did not use their positions of privilege to corruptly gain advantage..

Nup, I cant either.

Wireless powersats promise clean, permanent, abundant energy. Sound familiar?

the Jim bloke
Trollface

Re: The UK needs power most in winter,

we're running it to Singapore instead, at least they can afford to pay for it.

THX Onyx: A do-it-all DAC for the travelling audiophile

the Jim bloke

the vast majority of popular music - of every era - is pretty crap. Time acts to abrade away the ordinary and forgettable, leaving the gems to be compared to the current generation of wannabees.

Admittedly, when there was a significant expense in producing music, or literature, the publishing companies had a reason not to promote rubbish, but this became irrelevant when youth gained purchasing power, and their lack of judgement made them easy to exploit.

The benefit of the information age is we have easy access to niche and non-popular music, and only ignorant losers have to listen to whatever crap is currently best selling for the RIAA.

Apple is about to start scanning iPhone users' devices for banned content, professor warns

the Jim bloke
Angel

In an amazing move of social redemption..

Apple have adopted a position that makes child abusers the good guys...

no sarcasm... but drowning in irony..

the Jim bloke

Re: Nothing to Worry About

Lets not forget malicious SWATting, where some dipshit makes false 911 calls and armed SWAT teams descend on the victim.

As mentioned earlier, incriminating images can be pushed to a target phone.

Only way this technology would be acceptable is if we could trust both those implementing it, and using it - and that just isnt going to happen.

the Jim bloke
Joke

Re: It doesn't surprise me

Apple used to have a reputation for supporting privacy..

and Google wasnt supposed to be evil...

Does this mean Greta Thunberg will be sponsoring NASCAR ?