* Posts by Alan Brown

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Introducing 'freedom gas' – a bit like the 2003 deep-fried potato variety, only even worse for you

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Re: Also...

> I honestly think this whole attack on CO2, and all of the proposed "solutions" for reducing it, are a way of preventing people from moving about freely

It was a republican - Nixon - who killed further development on a nuclear system which was proven immune to the incidents which have plagued the tea-kettle (water-moderated) designs since their inception - well after they'd already been proven to be substantially safer (actually "intrinsically safe") under a number of test scenarios which had already resulted in accidents that had killed people during the 1950s. The MSR designs either shut down, didn't react, or climbed slightly above peak power and then settled back down again, rather than running away or going prompt critical.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: @nematoad ... Also...

"the US has always talked and acted as if nothing really happened until after Pearl Harbor."

And up to that point many in the US were talking about coming on the side of the NAZIs

Even during the war, people like Hollerith (IBM) were actively assisting them and selling them hardware so that they could carry on with their extermination policies.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Also...

"America was basically the "hired help" who only bothered to get a job because of Perl Harbour"

That and Germany declared war on them.

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Re: My main regret ...

"China, India and the developing world are going to add much more than the USA to CO2 levels"

India and China in particular are furiously developing new nuclear technologies to ensure they DON'T contribute to increasing CO2 levels.

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Re: My main regret ...

If the wall is high enough and sealed well enough, we could make it into a swimming pool.

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Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

"Theres nothing man could do to turn the earth into venus, for that to happen we'd need to raise the temperature in the tropics to about 70C,"

About 7-10C actually. Enough to raise water vapour levels to enable solar forcing to do the rest - water vapour is a _very_ strong greenhouse gas.

Widespread temperatures above 55C are cause for concern.

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Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

"Where is the 400 odd level measured? Hawaii."

The atmosphere is pretty homogenous. Mixing happens quite well.

Measurements are taken all over the globe.

Hawaii was the LAST place that measurements crossed the 400ppm threshold with all other parts of the world being a few ppm higher.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Sleep is a Good Thing(TM)

"catastrophic global climate change"

The question is "How Catastrophic?"

About 250 million years ago at the end of the Permian. era, Flood-basalt volcanism on a titanic scale, in what is now Siberia, injected enormous amounts of carbon dioxide into the air as it punched through coalfields in the area.

The result: Sudden global warming, which reached a point at which methane hydrate formations in the oceans became unstable and released vast amounts of methane into the atmosphere. Which warmed up the atmosphere even more. Which prompted more methane hydrate releases, in a vicious cycle.

It wasn't so much the rising temperatures that killed off most of the plants, but the increasing acidity of rain. For a sizable period of time (long enough to be observed but not long enough to be estimated), paleopalynologists find virtually no pollen -- only spores of fungi adapted to feeding on rotting vegetation -- and the ten million years after the crisis is the only known period in natural history since the arrival of plants on land that no coal formed anywhere on earth. Which is a very good marker of how far-reaching the death of land plants was.

All of those fungi and microorganisms feeding on the dead plants (and, soon after, the dead animals) consumed oxygen and excreted carbon dioxide -- making their own contribution to the vicious cycle, with no living plants to take up CO2 and damp the effect. Some palaeontologists believe that this cycle, once triggered, could have played out very, very rapidly -- on a scale of months.

Atmospheric oxygen levels dropped from ~20% to around 12-14%. The oceans became oxygen-depleted as well; what little fauna survived was notably adapted to low-oxygen conditions. With plant life nearly extinguished, food webs collapsed. Between the increased acidity of rainfall and the denudation of slopes, erosion increased to a furious pitch.

The result: the greatest mass extinction in Earth history -- no other even approaches it. 75-90% of species died out, and the biosphere was nearly handed back to the single-celled organisms. Biodiversity plummeted to the point at which a single species of land animal, a pig-sized herbivore, made up 80% of land animal biomass.

It didn't just happen once, although that was the biggest one. This time around the essential ingredients (rapidly rising CO2 levels and very large marine methane clathrate deposits - which are already bubbling out along the siberian continental margin - lookup "leptav sea methane emissions) are still there. I wouldn't bet on H. sapiens sapiens making it through the coming challenge, let alone its "civilisations".

Sex and drugs and auto-tune: What motivates a millennial perp?

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People were thinking about online porn

BEFORE online porn even existed.

Asimov had it covered in the '50s.

Yeah, you're not having a GSM gateway, Ofcom tells hopeful operators

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: You mean, like, Caller ID?

> I raised their lack of presentation numbering at my subsequent visit and was assured they would pass it on to the 'technical people'.

You should raise it with their "legal people" - the NHS was singled out as being one of the worst offenders for making anonymised phone calls when it shouldn't be doing so - with Doctor surgery and hospitals being pointed to as the culprits.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: You mean, like, Caller ID?

"or didn't want to but was forced to"

For those, I have a 070 number.

Why telcos 'handed over' people's GPS coords to a bounty hunter: He just had to ask nicely

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: In Europe?

"Why do the US telcos even have GPS data from user? "

E911 - GPS location was mandated about 20 years ago to assist emergency services in getting to callouts more accurately.

Cell site triangulation works relatively well in urban areas but much of the USA is suburban or rural and location fuzziness can be a scale of several miles.

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"all he had to do is make a call, give his real name and the real name of his company (which maybe sounded like acronym for some police department), and they just gave him the data."

There have been a number of prosecutions in the UK for almost exactly the same thing. This isn't a problem restricted to the USA and "fronting" is a widespread issue that needs solving.

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Re: It's a hard problem

"it's magnetic and about the size of a shoe polish tin."

And it already existed in 2012, using Qi to charge and NFC or other close-coupled comms along with 3G, so _no_ external connection ports. Unlike TV/movies, they don't come with LEDS on the outside to make it obvious what they are and being matte black plastic they blend in pretty quick with the rest of an underbody thanks to road dirt being thrown over them.

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Re: Capitalism baby

"While this is true, the Police have V8's which are definitely not communism,"

You've never heard of the GAZ Volga, have you? (Standard USSR police issue)

All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others,

Honey, hive had it with this drone: Couple lived for years with thousands of bees in bedroom wall

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Re: This article....

"a pint of bee-er"

I'll take mead - as it's made from honey

Backup your files with CrashPlan! Except this file type. No, not that one either. Try again...

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Just change the filenames ?

Bacula has cloud plugins, supports cloud storage (encrypted) and use of multiple clouds for redundancy.

Bacula.org.

You're welcome.

Wanted: Big iron geeks to help restore IBM 360 mainframe rescued from defunct German factory by other big iron geeks

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Just bunged them a tenner

"initially it was generally 110 baud or 134.5 baud for the really expensive and fast IBM terminals."

Or less.

The HF transmitting station I spent the end of the 1980s doing penury in had several racks full of 45.5 and 50 baud signalling gear and we had a few matching acoustic couplers in the stores - still in their boxes - dating from the mid 1950s (along with several thousand ww2 era russian 802 triodes of very dubious quality - they'd last about a week in service but at 10c each it didn't matter.)

Granted the terminals spoke Murray code rather than ASCII, but they still managed to be used as computer interfaces somehow.

Timely Trump tariffs tax tech totally: 25 per cent levy on modems, fiber optics, networking gear, semiconductors…

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: *NOT* Emabarrassed American!

Ripping off tech and stealing IP.

You mean just like the USA used to do to other countries entirely above board until the 1970s and still does when it suits itself.

What's that? Jet engine technology? The lumière brothers? Nuclear weapons research? Stealth aircraft? Light bulbs?

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: The Ginger vaj really has no clue (about anything)

The really painful thing for the USA is that if the clown-in-chief decides not to pay when those chits are called in - and he's openly threatened to do so - is that its utterly unlike his declaring bankruptcy where he took no penalties and stuffed all his suppliers.

The USA reneging on its debts - any of them - would have immediate and far-reaching consequences for the country pretty much starting with oil suppliers insisting on cash up front - and not in US dollars.

A trading currency is only as good as the confidence those using it have in it. We know there's a shitload less gold in the US Federal reserve than is claimed to be and it looks like they pilfered the stuff that other countries left there for safekeeping during WW2 (the UK has been trying to get its gold back since the 1980s and the US wobt hand it over). Reneging on a bond would be confirmation for most observers.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Protectionism isn't just tariffs

This is exactly the problem the US automotive industry has created for itself.

By creating uniquely USA standards for vehicles in the 1960s and 70s they thought they were making a substantial import barrier by stealth (No WTO breaches) but what they were really doing was making themselves a captive market they could be lazy in, whilst simultaneously erecting a massive barrier to _exporting_ vehicles - noone would buy the overpriced, thirsty, badly built American products that were being foisted on them when those inscrutable folk from the east had already demonstrated it didn't have to be that way and in the process had forced all the other car makers around the world to up their game in order to survive. These days people would rather have a Skoda than a Chevrolet

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Bwahahaaa

Talk about shooting oneself in the foot.

4 of my US suppliers have already offshored all assembly in order to remain competitive outside the USA and the remaining ones are so dependent on imported parts that their pricing is now completely out to lunch compared to suppliers from other countries.

HINT: The USA is not the world's largest economy and whilst significant, it's still a small part of the overall customer base.

China's quite happy to play this game, because the USA's so self-focussed that it's giving them the economic win - AND "hearts & minds" everywhere else, in the process of cutting off its nose to spite its face. No problem. China will still be there long after Trump is gone.

Double-sided printing data ballsup leaves insurance giant Chubb with egg on its face

Alan Brown Silver badge

"Set every wrongly addressed email to be printed out on the head of IT's printer."

No. It's best if it gets printed out on the _REGULATOR'S_ printer.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Yeah, no

"Would be wide open to civil suits"

Not really. you're operating an email to bulletin board gateway and there's a very simple way to prevent sensitive information showing up on it - don't mail it in.

As for #3 - the civil suits will start flying and they won't be directed at you.

You might also try contacting the ICO if there's personal information on what's coming through and the company is UK based.

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"At one point i even went as far as having an automated reply of "this is not the domain you are looking for", all that did was make them double down on the attempts to send it to the wrong address"

I had a similar problem with a finance company whose fax number was the same as mine - in another area code. Complaining made it worse.

The annoying faxes on the voice line only stopped when we plugged in a fax and started faxing back applications with "REJECTED" written across them in 2-inch high letters. I'd imagine that someone started getting an earful in head office.

Backup bods Backblaze: Disk drive reliability improving

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Re: Seagate

1) HGST - agreed

WD and Seagate take turns producing utter crap. Seagate's STx000DMx ranges being something to keep far FAR away from with multiple failures within the warranty period being common (the earlier DLs were slightly better, subsequent models have so far proven much better)

_BOTH_ HD and WD have grown by mopping up other HDD makers which went bust after producing bad runs of drives - and in any case they're now all using the same platters + heads, so the secret sauce is in the motor bearings and software.

Someone please explain to me why an extra screw in the top of the case (supporting the spindle at both ends) is worth an extra $50-150 when the non-supported spindles have threaded holes for the screw when you lift the cover off.

Oh yes: "Because they can" - and that shows how cynical the manufacturing of HDDs has become.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: "Backblaze has just four brands in its estate"

"Not sure if it is still true, but all of the Toshiba drives I have bought internally refer to themselves HGST drives."

That's because they _ARE_ HGST drives. Lookup the merger and divestiture trails.

Toshiba acquired the facility as part of agreements imposed by Chinese regulators to prevent a duopoly forming with consequent market abuse issues (which we'd already seen post-2011 floods)

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: "Backblaze has just four brands in its estate"

"part of the acquisition was that it had to operate independently."

That was a condition of merger imposed by the Chinese anti-monopoly regulators. Seagate faced similar restrictions and there were requirements to divest parts (which is how Toshiba strangley ended up as a major 3.5" HDD player years after effectively exiting the market in favour of 2.5" format devices.)

My summary when the Chinese regulators finally allowed HGST to be folded into WD was that SSDs were at the point of parity with HDDs and a HDD duopoly no longer posed a threat to the market. Subsequent events have proven me correct - and the rapidly falling price of multi-TB SSDs is underscoring that summary.

It doesn't matter if they 'only' have 1000 rewrite capacity, when a 16TB "archival" drive is write once, read occasionally - and I'm waiting to pull the trigger on my aging spinners as it'll save a several kW of power consumption along with precious rack space.

Autonomy ex-CFO Hussain guilty of fraud: He cooked the books amid $11bn HP gobble

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Plenty of blame...

HP have done a similar thing with 3Com.

If you recall all the hallaballoo about "Huawei's extremely insecure switches" about 5 years ago, what wasn't mentioned was that the switches in question were OEMed 3com units with Huawei badges running Comware.

Yup, 3Com units had and have the same holes - which have made their way into HP's product lines as Comware spreads. (it's swiss cheese)

Huawei at least had the sense to dump Comware. Their Wind River Linux based product may have other problems but the multiplicity of 3com's failings (apart from the clear Comware-influences shown in SNMP return hierarchies and other areas) isn't one of them - and they at least listen when you talk to them about such issues which is more than I can say about HP or 3Com.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Extradition?

> SFO DID NOT say he "had no case to answer" but rather that the likelihood of obtaining a successful prosecution was small.

As they have repeatedly done in some blindingly obvious cases involving sale of "certain types of aircraft" to "certain repressive regiemes".

Ah, when law enforcement is subjugated to political control.....

HPE court witness subjected to own LinkedIn page

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Re: pour encourager...

You could execute the company - BL style.

But then the sociopathic mnanagement ends up in places like UK local government and HP Europe bringing the same world-beating class-leading structures with them.

On second thought I prefer the first option

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Random executions

> I expect HPE was banking on the current US system of "litigant with the most money wins".

That's a very long standing British Tradition which only occasionally gets upset. (same in the USA too)

Law courts are not (and never have been - despite the claims to be) justice systems and them with the biggest pockets usually prevail.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Wow - could this be the first time LinkedIn was useful for anything ?

Using it to disprove CV claims (and track down references the applicants DON'T want you to get hold of) is about the only use for it.

and they still haven't heard of GDPR.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Ooops.

"So very very expensive droppings that might be frame or used as jewelry"

You just described a lot of opals (fossilised dino poo)

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Re: Ooops.

"Thinking they were buying a magic sparkle pony to fix their problems when they were just buying a pony."

The way they then try to blow off customers is amusing too - if you're not a customer.

Putting _extremely_ shitty NVME sticks (worse performance than 2011-era sata SSDs) in their latest desktops and selling them as premium product, then accusing customers of lying when they present benchmarks showing how bad the products are, is a great way of winning repeat business.

As is causing more than $100k of damage on one site due to substandard (abrasive) LTO5 tapes and then trying to disclaim all responsibility for the product on the basis of "expired warranty" - on a lifetime warranty product less than 3 years old.

A day in the life of London seen through spam and weak Wi-Fi

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"Over porridge, I wonder why my business email address should end up in their mailing lists. "

My wonder is how these companies

1: Haven't heard of GDPR

2: Don't seem to be atrracting the ICO's interest.

Water big surprise: H2O found in samples of 'dry' asteroid brought to Earth over millions of miles by plucky probe

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: I do trust their findings, but...

"Oh, it's tap water. Somebody must have washed the sample in a sink."

There's a similar story about the labs where Rutherford did all his famous atom smashing - even after substantial cleanups aimed at removing any remaining radioactive nasties (where nothing was found) there were still statistically significant levels of illnesses and cancers amongst people working in the buildings. It was eventually traced to the labs' prior use for chemistry - specifically, mercury (from dropped samples and broken thermometers) had gotten into the cracks between the floorboards, soaked into the wood and oxidised over time, releasing enough vapour into the air to cause problems (and that's why you should never work in offices that happen to be converted old science classrooms)

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Wouldn't surprise me..

It's way up there in the "common substances" list. The general idea was that asteroids whose orbits went much closer than earth-distance would have most of it gassed off by now.

What a meth: Elderly Melbourne couple sign for 20kg shipment of drugs, say cops

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"Come on tell us how they did it!"

Pensioners calling in the fuzzies is a nice way of avoiding giving away the usual method:

Detection as (or before) it enters the country, interception and substitution with a fake substance, then watching like hawks to see where it goes.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/112313782/christchurch-men-admit-importing-40kg-of-meth-from-mexico

Note how long they watched that warehouse. In previous cases they let dealers sell on the fake products, staked out where packages were being sent and then arrested the recipients too.

Incidentally, it's worth noting that the "Rathkeale Rovers" are at least as heavily involved in all this as central american cartels and have been fingered in large shipments into NZ/Australia/EU - UKites will recognise them, or should do when they look up the name. Perhaps all the other illegal activity is just a distraction from the real moneymaker.

Alan Brown Silver badge

> I learned this by watching Miami Vice all those years ago when they referred to drugs packages as "keys"

Those were the ones shipped in by the CIA in their private airline as part of arms deals funding the Contras - and no, i'm not making it up, this came out in Oliver North's trial over the "Iran Contra" affair

https://listverse.com/2015/01/15/10-reprehensible-crimes-of-ronald-reagan/ - scroll down to #2 on the list

Declaring a "war on drugs" whilst simultaneously flooding inner city (black) America with hundreds of tons cocaine - something that not even Orwell could have dreamed up.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Hypothetical figures for a random substance:

Producer: £200

Exporter : £300

Importer : £400

Wholesale (before cutting) £1,000

Wholesale (after cutting) £2,000

Retail £3,000

Giving a total of £6,900 which is rounded up to £10,000

Very hypothetical figures, considering a medically pure knockout dose of cocaine or heroin is less than a quid (both substances are used in real medical settings and they're amazingly cheap, The stigma attached is because of the addiction problems)

When you realise THAT, you realise just how vast the profits are that can be had and _why_ no matter how fast "The authorities" knock down minor players, 10 more are ready to take their place - and knocking over major players results in all out bloodbaths as they struggle for control of the money supply.

Alan Brown Silver badge

"It is police maths."

Yup, and they do so in order to justify their continued sucking at the trough of "enforcement" at the expense of dealing with a _public health_ issue.

Just ask Portugual. They haven't solved the problem with their health-care oriented changes, but it's far more manageable and the narcogangs have largely given up on the country because there's little profit to be had when addicts can get treatment for free - with the knock on effect that there's been a massive decrease in crimes best described as "for the purpose of obtaining money to purchase a fix"

Which in turn takes out a whole other criminal enterprise chain (fencing of stolen goods etc) for lack of supply.

Everybody benefits from the current UK drugs law madness - except addicts and the general public.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Fake address dropboxing

"They were thinking of mail order items purchased using stolen credit cards, but it works just as well for drugs."

Or (bringing it back to biting the hand that feeds IT): servers and routers when you're setting up a new ISP:

"One Friday night there was a visit from the police, who unplugged and removed all the new Iconz hardware to the sixth floor of the central Auckland police station.

...

Apparently most of the equipment seized by the police had been obtained through credit card fraud. The so-called business partner had created the scam while working for a company that sold PBX equipment. He had acquired a pile of credit card carbon-copy forms from a retail outlet in Newmarket to get names and card numbers, then convinced retailers to deliver goods to an office address. The couriers would then be intercepted by this person or an accomplice just outside the office, often in a high rise in central Auckland, saying they had urgently been waiting for the disk drives, screens, modems, or whatever equipment was being hijacked. The courier, in a rush, would be glad to get a signature and head back down to street level. The supplier never knew anything was wrong until a month later when the real credit card owners denied ever purchasing the products.[4] "

https://www.nethistory.co.nz/Chapter_7_-_Craving_for_Connection_II/

(This is the same "Internet Company of New Zealand" that pioneered sending out fraudulent domain renewal forms in the mid 1990s long before various "Internet Registry of XYZ" copycats emerged - the victims - suckered by the company name - would have their registration and DNS switched away from their hosting ISP and be charged a 400-1000% markup over the real registry's figures - a lot of people got pretty peeved about having their websites suddenly stop working.)

Alan Brown Silver badge

Tea Dances

Perhaps some of the older folk present reminiscing about how it the tea reminds them of the old days in 1930s Germany

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Insurance value 5k max

"The sooner cannabis is legalised and fuckers like him are put out of business, the better."

And when it comes down to it, this is what ALL the narchogangs are about - MONEY.

Making stuff illegal and increasing the penalties simply increases the profits - it doesn't increase the production or distribution costs and it merely encourages sale to more and more people to make more profit. This is WHY you have dealers pushing crack at schoolkids.

Drug usage are a symptom and you can't win a war against a symptom. Imagine a war against sneezing that didn't aim to actually eliminate Ebola as the cause of the sneezing.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: " if they were smarter they might not have to turn to crime"

> Surely the "smart" ones enter banking or politics? Or both

Think of a scam which has people coming back again and and again, throwing money at you and violently attacking anyone who questions your integrity.

Yup - religion. That's where the _really_ smart ones go.

'I do not wish to surrender' Julian Assange tells court over US extradition bid

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Botany Bay should do nicely

"Or deport him back to Oz - the sooner the better."

Of course the problem there is that Australia don't want him and they'd put him on the first available plane to LAX - with or without legal authority to do so.

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: Journalist my arse

"He doesn't report things. He simply republishes what people have sent,"

You just described 95% of the content of every newspaper on the planet.

Alan Brown Silver badge

" the court will assume that the US will abide by the rules "

If/when the US does not, what happens next? Does the UK tear up the treaty?

Or do poodles remain wandering halls of power?

Alan Brown Silver badge

Re: The USA wants Assange for what he did

"I do have some sympathy for the rootless and unhappy teenagers the British Army, at least, seems to prey on to make its recruitment numbers"

My sympathies lay more on the ones it abandons on the streets once it's finished with them.