* Posts by Alan Brown

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Maersk prepares to lay off the Maidenhead staffers who rescued it from NotPetya super-pwnage

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"Johnson's own record of mendacity"

Sorry, that comparison is simply unfair to mendicants.

Breaker one-nine, this trucker's rubber ducked, facing a year in the slammer for Acer laptop thefts

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Re: Government find it easy to put a tax on gambling, but much harder to tax drug sales.

The problem with the illegal drug sales isn't the lack of tax, it's the massive profit margins involved and what people will do to maintain those margins (including keeping things illegal any way they can - if legalised, they're out of business)

Sophos was gearing up for a private life – then someone remembered the bike scheme

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"They have been very good compared to most of the other AV on offer."

HAVE being the operative word.

We noticed some weirdness from Sophos in the last 18-24 months and this article makes me go "ahhhhhhh, NOW I get it"

I heard somebody say: Burn baby, burn – server inferno!

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Re: Boss Fail

"After the second occasion - fortunately with no equipment casualties - I got the lock changed."

Too bad you couldn't "manufacture" some casualties - because manglement with attitudes like that frequently treat a changed lock as a challenge, whereas a threat to be directly invoiced for the damage if it happens again is a good dissuader.

"We've had to change out all this kit due to overheating damage having seriously shortened its life and making it liable to fail at any moment"

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"The company employed a new cleaner, who dutifully turned off the aircon in the mailroom on her first night"

We have had security guards decide that the AC in machine rooms was wasting power and shut it off at night - triggering the overheat crowbar an hour or so later.

The number of times this gets reported I'm surprised that more people don't start tossing lorawan kit everywhere to monitor stuff being turned off when it shouldn't be and alarm before things go wrong.

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Re: Tricks of the trade.

"a long standing feud between two halves of the population that I can't mention without being accused of being sexist"

"Comfort cooling" (ie: aircon for PEOPLE is 90% about HUMIDITY control, not about actual temperature) - it's worth watching the RH when people are griping as a mismatched system can be swinging over wide ranges and this gets perceived as temperature changes by the users

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Re: How about a nice long hot summer?

"set at 50 °C and 95 %RH"

If the environmental wet-bulb equivalent temperature is over body temperature, then you can't radiate heat and will eventually go into your OWN version of thermal overload - where a temperature rise of only 1-2C in the brain can be fatal

I'd rather take the dry heat. It takes far longer to dehydrate than to broil

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"Had my share of overheating server rooms, but every time it was caught in the nick of time."

It's a good idea to have a thermal crowbar on the power so that if the room gets towards overheat, the power goes off before things start burning

And it gives a second thermostat for the users not to fiddle with - or face the possibility of the room suddenly getting _very_ quiet.

US Homeland Security mistakenly seizes British ad agency's website in prostitution probe gone wrong

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"If we could go after the US government there is a certain foreign dignitary who's wife would brought to trial for dangerous driving"

You mean: "a certain US diplomat whose wife"

Or, far more accurately: "a certain three letter agency cryptoanalyst"

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Re: US Homeland Security

> Having said that, that nowadays is more synonymous with a "generic, global, commercial" than a "US, commercial" label...

.com never _WAS_ "US, commercial" - it's always been international.

At the time the TLDs were created they were all international - although getting a .gov or .mil assignment outside the USA was difficult-to-impossible, on paper it was supposed to be doable.

The self-disconnecting switch: Ghost in the machine or just a desire to save some cash?

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"Except, of course, when you only rent half a rack, as per the situation in the article."

Rent half a rack, rack should come with doors to match and a solid internal divider

Get in the C: Raspberry Pi 4 can handle a wider range of USB adapters thanks to revised design's silent arrival

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Re: Recall a $40 device to re work it?!

USB-C doesn't mean PD unless stated as PD

This is your last chance, HP. There's no turning back. You take blue poison pill, the story ends. You take the red Xerox pill, you stay in Wonderland

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Re: @J. Keith

Bear in mind that "HP Printers" in the laser arena were almost always rebadged Canons anyway - not that I'd buy those as they have the _same_ postscript deficiencies that HP do (which is hardly surprising really....)

We're getting good mileage out of our Kyoceras (one has 2 million prints on it) and if you're printing over 1000ppm then look at the bigger Taskalfas as they're _CHEAP_ to run.

Decent, legal, honest and searchable: C'mon, Ofcom. Let us check up on the ad-slingers ourselves

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Re: An online, searchable ad broker activity database

"MPs and all local councillors must (supposedly) declare such details in the relevant Register of Interests"

Except that they don't - the adverts on Facebook, etc mostly haven't been declared

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Re: Toothless regulators

"By the time the ASA have gotten around to shifting their arse"

The ASA is a "Industry trade association" - formed in the face of the government threatening to step in and regulate

It's not a regulator and only exists to pretend to do anything.

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Not just pollitical

"The ASA doesn't regulate political ads"

It also refuses to regulate adverts put out by local authorities - even when blatently misleading or containing false statements

AMD takes a bite out of Intel's PC market share across Europe amid microprocessor shortages, rising Ryzen

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Re: Accidental shortage

"Intel lost just a small chunk of their share almost monopolistic of the market"

The issue was and is that Intel had been falling way behind on demand for a long period before AMD launched the new CPUs - AND not bothering to address the issue - AND keeping pricing up.

So when the latest generation of AMD CPUs started sweeping the field, they really weren't prepared and they can't _buy_ enough outsourcing capacity to catch up because it's all booked out.

That's what hubris gets you.

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Re: Is 25% wafer growth genuine ?

"Well it's down to supply alone if the demand grows 40% and all they can meet is 20%. I made those numbers up but the concept must be true at this point"

Whatever the cause is, the vast majority of the delay in delivery is occuring in the low end of the market.

If you order high end desktop processors the delivery delays are much shorter.

Auf wiedersehen, pet: UK Deutsche Bank contractors plan to leave rather than take 25% pay cut for IR35 – report

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Re: I currently collect £24k VAT

"Also, don't ignore the money I spend on accountants etc."

If you have decent book keeping software your accountant bill should be VERY low.

What they absolutely HATE is clients who turn up with the year's accounts in a shoebox. That's hundreds of hours work and charged accordingly. Using a decent book keeping program setup by your accountant and outputting in a format compatible with his/her software can bring that down to a few hundred quid per year

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"Second, it would mean pensioners pay more tax. That's not really a vote winner."

What's about to happen to them as a result of what they(*) voted for should be a reminder that one should be extremely careful what one wishes for, because you just might get it.

I'm sure this will somehow turn out to be everyone else's fault though...

(*) In terms of the 2016 referendum and what age groups dominated in the in/out camps.

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Re: Alternatively

"As a doctor myself I don’t think you understand doctors pay in the UK. "

What you describe is like pilots. Years of hard slog at mediocre pay so that a few hundred can end up on rock star pay

The criticism is mostly being directed at NHS _management_ though, not the medics

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Re: Alternatively

"Non-clinically trained isn't only management, though. Receptionists, janitors and other cleaning staff, technicians maintaining hospital infrastructure and equipment etc would all count as Non-clinically trained."

Agreed: However what you find in healthcare in particular is a preponderance of unnecessary management who believe they're indispensible, have egos bigger than some of the doctors and set their own vastly inflated salaries. That's not what managers are for.

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Re: Alternatively

"A number of years ago, the number of non-clinically trained staff, out-numbered the clinically trained"

See the recent case of the NHS manager now wanted in Australia on nepotism charges.

The more people you have working under you, the higher your seniority, therefore the better your pay - classic civil service mentality - we used to call it "featherbedding" when I was a civil servant and we actively HATED it because it resulted in an inability to get anything done - when the department I worked in (In New Zealand) slimmed down dramatically things actually sped up by 75% due to the things NOT passing through so many hands and at least 200% because we were able to computerise most of what was previously done by hand - coming to the UK the first time was a shock to see how bass-ackwards things still were and how computers were used, but not taken advantage of (ie: still highly manually intensive - and 20 years later, still is)

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Re: Alternatively

"if you want to leave the country that paid for all your education, you should have to repay all the costs of that education"

Says someone who paid £100-500/year at university and had a student allowance instead of £9000+/year and interest accruing student loans?

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Re: Alternatively

"They were trained by the state, they should work 100% for the state."

I see this one a lot - and it's invariably from older folk who were handed just about everything on a silver platter most of their lives

Medics graduate today with student debt hovering around £80-100,000

Arguments about a bond period might hold water if they were paid reasonably well AND had their costs covered during training, but the fact is, they aren't, nor are costs of subsequent training (and they don't get paid when on training courses unless fulltime employees - which the NHS discourages, etc)

It's going to get worse as the current crop of professionals age out. Anyone under 45 is carrying substantially more student debt, which means they have to charge more/demand higher wages to service that debt. If they don't, they'll go where they can get it.

It's a replay of the same corrosion that happened in New Zealand after high fees were introduced in the 1980s - resulting in STEM degrees being gutted and an unhealthy focus on "cheap" degrees such as "Business Studies". You end up with a society unable to actually being able to do the fundamentals to maintain its infrastructure without importing people and we're seeing that here already

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Re: Alternatively

> of course, when the voiceless get pissed off, it all changes - they aren't allowed to "take back control"

Up to the point that the rich find that welfare ALSO exists to discourage the poor from rising up and murdering them.

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Re: Alternatively

"all those old people that think Brexit will be great are the same ones that refuse to allow some of their assets be used to help fund the social care crisis"

They're going to find that changing in the next 1-2 years. There's already been a change in pensions announced which is going to nobble some and I'm fully expecting to hear announcements that couples will be paid less, as well as means testing being introduced for eligibility (ie, if you have a private pension, no state pension for you) and fuel payments/bus passes/etc being consigned to history.

With around 3/4 of the exchequers' net tax/NI income going straight out the door again in state pensions/topups/perks and a rapid decrease happening in tax revenue, something's going to break.

The government can't afford to cut the ~10% in other welfare payments because the lion's share of that goes to the working poor and blocking that would turn most of them into the unemployed poor (they wouldn't even cover costs of getting to work)

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Re: Alternatively

"Personally i would prefer to see the ridiculous senior management pay cut first."

Today's news that one Senior manager who has a history of bouncing around NHS trusts here and AU/NZ is now wanted in Australia on corruption charges won't come as much of a surprise to a lot of people in the NHS for which the behaviour described has been "business as usual" for decades.

Australia faced up to the painful fact that it had systemic and worsening corruption issues in the 1980s and has been trying to do something about it ever since. NZ has been in full denial mode for a long time and the UK tries to pretend it's a minor issue.

Steve Jobs, executives shot down top Apple engineers' plea to design their own server CPU – latest twist in legal battle over chip upstart Nuvia

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Re: Apple innovation is a myth

"The Mac GUI paradigm was stolen wholesale from Xerox."

Licensed actually. Xerox really didn't know what they had and let Jobs have it incredibly cheaply.

On the other hand Gates pawed all over it then imitated the GUI without using the underlaying code...

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Re: Strange, ...

I was thinking the same thing.

I wonder if this is the newest variant on SLAPP

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Re: Foot meet gun, gun meet foot

> can we stop with saying how "innovative" Apple are, they haven't "innovated" anything

Jobsian Apple excelled at making sure everything WORKED in an integrated manner. It was chaotic between his leaving/rejoining and it's become chaotic again since he died.

Reality Distortion Field aside, he actually did have a positive influence in the aspect of making sure stuff tied together "almost" seamlessly

C'mon SPARCky, it's just an admin utility update. What could possibly go wrong?

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Re: Around the same time in France

" not all that difficult to move between for most UNIX hackers of the era."

The hardest part was understanding how rc.[S23456] worked - once past that the rest was easy.

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I had a script

famous last words

This one walked the /home directory, removing no-longer-existant users with rm -r

It also found .. and went merrily rm -r ing down that.

Ewps.

Ofcom: Rule change to force UK comms providers to tell you when your contract expires

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"So I called them and asked them for a deal, they only gave me £1 a month off. Which, in fairness, is still a reduction."

I gave up on BT when they told me their "unlimited broadband" had a data cap on it - it made for an amusing call to play to Trading Standards - how many definitions of "unlimited" can you come up with?

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IPv6 disclosures?

Too bad they won't mandate that ISPs be required to disclose if they have IPv6 and hard rollout dates for it.

TalkTalk have been stringing retail customers along with "real soon now" for eleven YEARS - and despite the latest happy shiny press releases bigging it up, have admitted to resellers that they have ZERO plans to roll it out to retail customers(*) anytime soon (where that means at least the next 2-3 years, apparently)

They've also been repeatedly caught telling prospective retail customers that they offer it (they stopped doing that when raked over the coals) or are about to offer it in order to secure sales - for the last 15 years.

(*) TalkTalk business offer IPv6 and TalkTalk(or predecessors) have held a _huge_ allocation since 1998 with another being acquired in 2002

Cache me if you can: HDD PC sales collapse in Europe as shoppers say yes siree to SSD

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Re: HDD only, here

"I like the idea of SSD for laptops because they're not shock-sensitive"

That _alone_ is worth the premium for anyone carting their precious around - the problem being that the shock damage tends to be cumulative and final failure generally "without warning" - there are SOME indicators if you interpret SMART returns but very few programs or users actually do.

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Re: 'Primary storage'

"I went from old spinning disk to NVMe. ~100MB/s sequential to ~1500MB/s. Never looked back."

On the other hand SK Hynix fobbed off an _enormous number of NVMe drives on HP buyers that maxxed out at 140MB/s write 350MB/s read (yes really, I benchmarked them across a number of systems because I couldn't believe how bad they were - HP's response was to first claim they had 1200MB/s speed, then to claim they never said that and the things were within spec when challenged with benchmarks from us and posted on multiple sites as evidence of the abysmal performance)

Beware particularly of BC501 - they're essentially garbage sold at a premium price

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Re: Define primary

"and of course, the maximum SSD capacity is much lower than hard disks."

Really? Lookup MZILT30THMLA-00007 on your favourite search engine.

I already _HAVE_ 16TB SATA ssds in a couple of servers for specialised purposes.

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Re: Been a long time coming

"Backwards in that its unable to update a small bit of data without rewriting several megabytes of data needlessly. HDD's (modern ones) only use 4KB sectors."

Until you meet shingled drives - which have exactly the same disadvantage as SSDs in this respect and that's essentially everything over 8TB

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Re: Been a long time coming

"4-8TB HDDs are still around the same price they were 5 years ago"

In the meantime, SSDs have come down to the "affordable" horizon - 4-5 times the price of such drives (Samsung 860QVO etc) and with the advantages such SSDs offer (greater reliability, lower power consumption, MUCH faster read speeds) they're starting to make inroads into the larger spinner market just like they did in the sub-1TB arena.

Who cares if they've only got a 1000 write cycle endurance? Most large drives like this are used for semi-archival purposes (porn stash) and are unlikely to be rewritten more than a dozen times in their entire lifespan.

(The 4TB QVOs actually have space on the boards to double the NAND, so Samsung is clearly planning for 8TB units if there's demand)

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Re: And..

"Sometimes not. In which case, plan C was to rearrange the chain "

The problem there wasn't scsi, it was makers who built devices with terminators onboard which might (or might not) be able to be disabled. Or makers who simply ignored scsi specs altogether.

Scanners and CDroms were particularly bad offenders, but there were a lot of controller cards which assumed they'd be the physical end of a chain and not in the middle somewhere - and couldn't have the termination disabled.

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>> "Hard" means solid

Or "not floppy" - remember those?

Crypto AG backdooring rumours were true, say German and Swiss news orgs after explosive docs leaked

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Re: Spies gonna spy

>> "stealing secrets" is not a dirty business

90% of the "secrets" are out in the open anyway, for those who care to look and put the pieces together.

WHich makes it kinda awkward for a spook who accuses someone in open court of blowing open that GCHQ was spying on Turkey to then have it proven that the information being disclosed was actually taken from open sources (including newspapers)..... It's an admission you can't walk back after you've uttered it.

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Re: Spies gonna spy

" What are spies supposed to do? Limit themselves to pawing through garbage?"

The vast majority of espionage is done in the public reading rooms of local libraries - looking at local newspapers and correlating stories that don't seem to percolate through to the larger dailies or which seem to abruptly halt, along with checking up on letters to the editor complaining about XYZ activity.

"Pawing through garbage" is usually done to confirm suspicions rather than to find new stuff.

As with Duncan Campbell's investigations - there's an awful lot out there in the open that simply needs piecing together - and if you're using "Someone else's crypto" as your sole line of defence then you've probably already been compromised

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Re: Once again ....

"PKI isn't the only solution to the key-distribution problem."

Nonetheless it's a fairly good one - after describing how PGP worked to a few people who happened to be retired spooks, the response I got was "we were doing that in the 1950s. Has it taken this long to catch up?"

Crypto-upstart subpoenas Glassdoor to unmask ex-staff believed to be behind negative reviews. EFF joins the fray

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Re: Business Model

"In this case, they're suing because the people who left the reviews are ex-employees who signed a non-disparagement contract."

That would be a contract which can't legally exist under the laws of the state it was signed in

Fake docs rock real docs: Ex-Wall St guy accused of conning medics out of £27m for bogus cryptocurrency fund using faked paperwork

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Re: A simply test for this kind of operation.

I have some magic beans....

When you grind them up and add hot water to them, they magically make me less inclined to murder people

Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese

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Did you ever spot that one of the major shareholders was a Mr R.Runner?

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Re: Where I live it's ill tempered ducks.

ducking about, shirly?

Starliner snafu could've been worse: Software errors plague Boeing's Calamity Capsule

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Re: How things have changed...

" Why are we using 3GHz processors anyway?"

In general for orbital stuff we're not. It's too susceptable to radiation events glitching things out.

There's a reason that space hardware uses rad-hardened kit...