* Posts by Alan Brown

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Chinese prof sent down for 18 months for stealing semiconductor secrets, trying to patent them to cover tracks

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Re: 18 Months

"It was due to the prior felony convictions "

The USA doesn't have a justice system, it has a legal system (but this is true everywhere and one of the first lessons all aspiring lawyers have rammed down their throats no matter what university they go to)

Unlike every other legal system worldwide, the US criminal legal system pivots on revenge, retaliation and retribution. Most of the rest of the world realised a long time ago this leads to endless escalation and work on repair, reconciliation and prevention(cycle-breaking) instead.

Unfortunately the USA is hellbent on exporting their versions of law, democracy and religion to the rest of the world.

With a million unwanted .uk domains expiring this week, Nominet again sends punters pushy emails to pay up

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Re: Competence? We've heard of it.

"it may well be time for the government to take it out the back of the barn and shoot it."

Yes - and Nominet seems to have forgotten that it IS the UK government that owns .uk when push comes to shove in a court of law

Time for the DTI and or Competition and Markets authority to intervene?

Anyone else noticed that the top countries for broadband speeds are well-known tax havens? No? Just us then?

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Re: Meanwhile, in Italy, the incumbent successfuly stopped the FTTH competitor

"TIM, the ex state monopoly telco, successfully lobbied the government to crate the "One Network", basically forcing OpenFiber, the company born to deploy FTTH and that won the bids to deploy the state-funded broadband network, to surrender its network"

And how, _exactly_ will they compete with Elon's Skylink system?

Banning it? Yeah right....

Times are about to change and markets which didn't actually have competition are about to start facing at least one real competitor they can't stomp out

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no mention of IPv6?

TalkTalk and a few others are STILL not offering this

With the increasing number of IPv6-only resources, why won't Ofcom rule that IPv4 is "walled garden", not an ISP?

As Amazon pulls union-buster job ads, workers describe a 'Mad Max' atmosphere – unsafe, bullying, abusive

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Re: All this bullying and harassment seems inefficient

"Or if you really would rather have robots, build them already, you’re Amazon."

They're doing that already - but the implementation is still flakey

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" other places do the same thing. "

yes - and the usual justification is "Microsoft does it"

The people who make such statements go all kinds of colours when you point out MS _stopped_ doing it because of the damage being wrought to the company and the legal liabilities that came along with the policy. ISTR some high profile cases in the 2000s

Rocket Lab boss Peter Beck talks to The Reg about crap weather, reusing boosters, and taking a trip to Venus

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Re: Climate change

the sun has warmed up enough in the last 4 billion years that earth is now sitting perilously close to the inner edge of the goldilocks zone.

In 500 million years we will face the same fate as Venus, without AGW. AGW could just make it happen "sooner" (or could cause a Permian Reset)

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Re: Venus is under appreciated

Just make sure it's not the kind that like to visit the Collosseum:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_Million_Miles_to_Earth

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Re: Venus

The tendency to melt/breakdown/fail within minutes has a lot to do with it

IIRC one probe turned into a puddle of slag when the environmental chamber was opened

There have been a number of proposals for balloon probes, but slowing things down enough to deploy them is one problem and the sulfuric(*) acid cloud composition won't be kind to devices either

That said: If there WAS life on Venus it's likely to still be there and most likely in the clouds or several tens of metres underground. Extremophiles will ensure that's the case

(*) It's the correct internationalised spelling, unfortunately :(

Pakistan demands TikTok and YouTube block 'vulgar' content

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"Pakistan should just go whole hog and cut their internet fibers"

At one point they decided they were going to route the world and got perilously close to having the fibers cut for them.

Of course once Skylink is up and running they're going to have a wee problem banning anything (as is China, as is the Internet Watch Foundation, as are midwestern USA monopoly telcos)

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Re: Offensive material.

Or evangelical christianity - the American Taliban is growing in both rhetoric and violence

Someone's getting a free trip to the US – well, not quite free. Brit bloke extradited to face $2m+ cyber-scam charges

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Re: Really ?

" Most definitely an inside job and very crap procedures/security checks."

Gangs are proving quite diligent about putting people into banks and other organisations. There's been a problem in the UK with organised criminals putting people into PCSO positions (they get virtually zero security vetting vs actual police or civilian staff)

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Re: Crime doesn't pay?

"Much more money to be made by working than thieving."

Criminals aren't usually in it because of their intelligence - and the "big payoff" triggers the gambler mentality that drives many of them

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Re: It's only money...

"What about a Trade embargo on foreign owned golf courses."

or tariffs setup to target the VW T2 microbus, in retaliation for banning chlorinated chicken due to repeated food poisoning instances

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Re: It's only money...

"if we were serious about getting that woman over back over here and not allowing her to hide behind diplomatic immunity"

There's a simple reason she was hiding behind diplomatic immunity - who she works for.

The letters NSA should be your clue.

ByteDance says it will abide by China's new export laws

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Re: One hell of an expensive temper tantrum

"(allegedly) it was used by teens to pump and dump attendance at Trump's Tulsa rally."

I was watching this at the time: There was a lot more activity on Twatter than Tiktok in this aspect, but that's US owned

Nokia 5310: Retro feature phone shamelessly panders to nostalgia, but is charming enough to be forgiven

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Re: ..SD cards up to 32GB, it can easily carry your music library...

"all the studio albums at high bitrates"

There's no need for this on a mobile device. Seriously 128kb/s is almost CD quality and beats the pants off all but the most expensive headphones - and a quiet environment

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Re: This is NOT that suitable for older people

"Add to that the fiddly nature of plugging in a micro USB cable to charge"

Qi chargers.....

What's 2 + 2? Personal info, sniffs Twitter: Anti-doxxing AI goes off the rails, bans tweets with numbers in them

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Re: No AI

"And even then there is no guarantee that simulating a human right down to the cellular level will generate consciousness"

if you wish to argue that only humans display consciousness, then you're missing a lot. Advanced conciousness perhaps, but AIs still haven't gotten much past cockroaches anyway

UK govt: It's time to get staff back into the office! Capita: Hey everyone... about that...

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Re: Isnt that good?

"keeping your home at a reasonable temperature 24/7 probably won't cost that much more than letting it go cold during the day and then heating it back up in the evening."

It costs less - a lot less. Letting your building fabric get cold is a spectacularly bad idea (mould and damp amongst other issues)

Simply switching my ancient system from a timer+thermostat to timezoned thermostat (£70) and leaving the system on 24*7 knocked 30% off my bills 16 years ago (lower temp during the day and overnight, higher temp during occupancy periods)

Adding basic thermostatic rad valves to stop individual rooms overheating knocked another 25% off that (£16 each)

The latest iteration is electronic rad valves with 6 adjustable timezones, "window open detection" - meaning they will turn off instead of trying to heat the planet and a "boost" (full heat regardless) mode which has a non-disablable countdown timer (5 mins default, up to 15 max) (£16-20 each, or £75 if you buy from a UK retailer)

The latest ones are zigbee, so I can even track temperature profiles if I want to

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Re: square feet in round holes

"But soon the employer will be wondering why they need to pay you a salary based on the £8K commuting costs you no longer have to pay, while you work from your home."

In other parts of the world (ahem*netherlands*ahem), travel costs are ADDITIONAL to salaries.

They don't quite go as far as paying your travel time but I can see that coming

Techie studied ancient ways of iSeries machine, saved day when user unleashed eldritch powers, got £50 gift voucher

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"…you DON'T".

Right statement, but emphasis on the wrong word.

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Some PHBs have gullible underlings who keep pulling their balls out of the oven instead of letting them bake

Splunk sales ace wins sex discrimination case after new boss handed her key accounts to blokes deemed 'flight risks'

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"... suggests that they are fostering an inclusive environment for sociopaths."

and also suggest that potential clients would be advised to steer clear.

I had been looking at them for some stuff. Not anymore

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Re: Oh?

> The judge thinks you do mate.

Some judges would react to that kind of press release by calling the people in question back into the courtroom and ripping them a new one before forcing them to issue a retraction/grovelling apology

I'm minded of at least one case I'm aware of where a judge found that a company had deliberately engaged in illegal activities and issued fines - which were recalled and increased substantially when the company issued press releases trying to make out that it had all been an innocent mistake

Uncle Sam to blow millions on getting fusion power finally working – with the help of AI

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Re: Fusion reactor safe?!!!!

I didn't forget about it exploding in water, I'm just referring to the accidents which HAVE happened.

"Honestly guys, it won't catch fire this time. Promise"

It took 15+ years to clean up the non-radioactive mess from the secondary cooling loop leak and sodium fire at Monju. It wasn't just the fire and 20+ tons of sodium in the basement, it was that the fire was so hot it destroyed the structural integrity of the building by melting most of the steel girders holding things together

Just because something is a "perfect coolant", doesn't make it a "practical coolant", any more than a solid gold frying pan is the best way to achieve the perfect fried egg, despite its wonderful thermal conductivity

More to the point the failing of the molten metal systems is that they _still_ rely on fuel rods and the intrinsic disadvantages of that method such as neutron poisoning/inability to deep load follow.

Alvin Weinberg knew a thing or two about building nuclear reactors when he built the MSRE experiment at Oak Ridge - after all he's the guy who came up with the ORIGINAL DESIGN used on the Nautilus that had been scaled up to obscene Rube-Goldberg sizes for civil power and speciically came up with a better, safer method because of his concerns at the engineering stresses being imposed on steam vessels and the fact that enriched uranium fuelling _RELIES_ on the weaonsmaking proces (plus is 89% wasteful before the reactor even starts, let along the 98% waste of input fuel on the output side - his better mousetrap method reduces output waste by 99%)

His reason for the Nautilus design: It wasn't the best design. It was what could be done with what was available, was entirely self-contained, had an ocean available for cooling and used boilers/turbines so that it could be safely operated by navy guys who understood boilers & turbines. It was not intended for large scale power generation and he was deeply disturbed when industry scaled it up.

Here's a hint on using water in a nuclear reactor: The engineering stresses increase with the cube of power generation capacity. A 10,000hp (8MW) steam boiler as used on a railway locomotive could (and occasionally _did_) level half a city block when it blew and modern 800MWe nuclear boilers are closer to 3200MWt - that's why the containment buildings are so big/solid/expensive and why steam boilers were dumped across industry in favour of internal combustion engines or electric motors wherever possible.

Getting rid of water from the nuclear loop improves safety by several orders of magnitude because you're reducing the steam generator part to a non-nuclear section which can run at 800C instead of 450C (which means you can superheat your steam and run efficient turbines, but also only generate just enough steam as needed, with just enough water as needed and any steam explosion is just a steam explosion, as seen at any convetnional power station). Water is the common factor in just about every civil nuclear reactor accident and incident (the stuff is corrosive as all hell at high temperature and pressure - Diablo Canyon was a very near miss - then there's things like the Nuclear Ouchi incident - handling processes not needed for a MSR, therefore not able to be abused by inexperienced workers not following the manuals)

Getting rid of enriched uranium adds a couple of safety extra factors because reactor fuel/used fuel is incredibly difficult to weaponise (russians and americans both tried making U233 bombs and failed miserably)

Getting rid of water as dangerous means it makes zero sense to introduce a substitute which is dangerous when exposed to air or water or which may leak and shows a reckless mindset on the part of advocates that justifies antinuclear campainers protests. That's the point of Alvin Weinberg's design - it's walkaway safe.

of course thumbs downing MSRs and screaming about how they _might_ be weaponisable seems to be the order of the day because it looks like China's going to be the country cmmercialising them - never mind that existing civil nuclear technology is a PRODUCT of the nuclear weapons industry and by definition if you can build a conventional civil nuclear reactor, you already have the materials onhand to easily build several dozen nuclear weapons should you choose to do so....

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Re: Low carbon wood-chip anyone...

> is anyone else mildly perturbed by the knowledge that 30% of the UK's 'renewable' energy mix comes from burning "low carbon" wood-chip?

You'll be even more perturbed when you learn that wood chip is "old growth" North American forests being clearfelled tens of square miles at a time, chipped and shipped across the Atlantic to feed the burners

The word you're looking for is "Greenwash"

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Re: Why not use a naturally occurring fusion reactor?

"How about discovering an already existing fusion reactor that's a safe distance away, then place photovoltaic cells facing it?"

1: Extensive hydrofluric acid pollution lakes in China which has been threatening agriculture and potable water for tens of millions of people for the last 15 years. No, it's not "someone else's problem"

2: Those panels are a substantial E-waste problem when they reach end-of-life - which substantial volumes are now doing - again, this is not "Someone Else's Problem", as they're difficult to recycle

3: With the best will in the world and despite the factor that "renewables can slightly outproduce carbon-sourced electrical generation" - there's a VERY LARGE GAP between total electrical demand if carbon is totally eliminated and what renewables can produce (electricity only accounts for ~1/3 of carbon emissions. Eliiminating the other 2/3 requires an increase of around 6-8 fold in electrical production - and then there are the developing/less developed countries playing catchup)

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Re: Fusion reactor safe?!!!!

> The article doesn's say "safe". It says "safer than nuclear [fission] plants".

It's not difficult to be safer than a nuclear tea kettle. Water plus radioactives are a spectacularly bad conbination and Alvin Weinberg had exactly the right idea in not only keeping them well separated, but ensuring that substitutes were also chemically/environmentally safe if not inert

Liquid sodium coolant - burns furiously on exposure to air. Like that's never going to happen, right (monju)

Molten lead coolant - doesn't burn, but the oxides floating around eat people's brains

Gas coolants - leak

water - dissolves everything in sight

Fusion might be viable in 50 years time. MSRs were proven viable 50 years AGO and they don't need heavy containment buildings that take decades to construct

This PDP-11/70 was due to predict an election outcome – but no one could predict it falling over

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Re: Woking

"The powersurge of more than a dozen of these beasts starting up would immediately trip the breakers"

Showing that you had a fire hazard and inadequately setup wiring.... (and probably the wrong breakers, B curve instead of C curve)

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Re: Performance Upgrade

"Had something similar with a DEC Alpha machine back in the late 1990s. We wanted to max out the RAM"

vs Commodore, who actually punched holes in the motherboards of the CBM/PET series to prevent people adding ram to lower spec machines

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Re: Performance Upgrade

"In modern times this has happened with CPUs when there were too few defects to give the cheaper versions"

Once it was discovered this was going on it became "widely frowned upon" and the cheaper versions tended to either be discontinued or the "more expensive version" discounted

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Re: The elevator did it

It happened with GSM phones, not AMPS ones. The first time I encountered it I was on an AMPS phone call and the guy next to me had a call come in on his GSM phone. It nearly blew my eardrum

It's not less to do with the frequencies and more to do with baseband plus better shielding, but it will happens

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Re: The elevator did it

TRS-80 "Android NIM" specifically used that noise as the sound effects. IIRC You were instructed to tune a shortwave radio to around 2MHz and place it next to the computer

Google says Australian pay-for-news code means it can’t quit the country

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Re: 28 days ?

" That's their own tough shit at having been so successful at building their global search monopoly. "

The problem isn't that. The problem is Doubleclick.

When they acquired THAT poison pill, "Don't be Evil" became one of "Google's Failed Experiments"

Look at who's on the board of Alphabet, from a company that would have been out of business within days if Google hadn't acquired it, thanks largely to their obnoxious behaviour causing widespread backlash

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Re: Murdoch

"There's often an argument that the media agenda drives their readership."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHimia_Fxzs

Bletchley Park Trust can’t crack COVID-caused revenue slump without losing staff

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Re: I'm sure they are trying

I was going to mention the same thing

The Bletchley Park Trust has been (if anything) rather hostile to the technological history of the site and seems to prefer to concentrate on "the lovely buildings and grounds"(*), with all those geeks being an inconvenience they'd rather not handle.

(*) NOT the "huts", where Important Stuff Happened and which they'd happily bulldoze in a heartbeat if given a chance

Physical locks are less hackable than digital locks, right? Maybe not: Boffins break in with a microphone

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Re: So todays lesson is...

"So I got out of bed, walked over to the doors, stark naked, watched him for ten seconds or so from less than a meter away"

I had something similar

Apparently a naked, bearded man holding a 14 inch long boning knife and _grinning_ is a rather scary thing to find when you've just let yourself into someone else's property in the middle of the night

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"Can I have my 50 quid?"

Rep: "No."

At which point you've established the reliability of the entire organisation

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Re: Optional

"The police use portable battering rams for speed of access. "

No they don't. A decent locksmith is much faster at opening doors. Battering rams are about sound and fury

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Re: Door Locks....Bah!.....much easier ways of getting in.....

"And despite us having to have access to said computer room, Facilities rejected our requests for the lock code."

That calls for an "irate 3am call" to the facilities manager from the computing manager via higher ups demanding access "right bloody now or you needn't bother coming in tomorrow morning"

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Re: My lock's fine then

"You might find that jiggling with another similarly shaped object will also open your lock."

in the case of _really_ worn locks, a screwdriver sometimes works (old Toyota Corona ignition.....)

Nominet promises .uk owners it'll listen to feedback on plan to award itself millions... as long as it agrees with it

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Re: Tax?

> You mean such as the ones where the charity's CEO is on a 6-figure salary?

Example: nearly every speed camera "charity" in the UK (and guess how they get that money?)

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Re: No longer fit for purpose

The ultimate owner of the .uk namespace is the UK government, NOT Nominet - and nominet is only entrusted to operate it as a steward

The question is, Do you want operation of the .uk namespace to be picked up by a government department?

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Echoes of DOMAINZ

For those with long memories.....

Utes gotta be kidding me... University of Utah handed $457K to ransomware creeps

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> 1. The backup regime was so slack, the administration was dead in the water without decryption.

If you check the El Reg webinar on this a couple of weeks back, you'll know that the attackers may sit on the network for a couple of years before pulling the trigger. Backups of encrypted files aren't much use without keys and if you rotate your tapes in a shorter period..... oops.

(and of course if you do D-D-T or backup to disk, then your backups are vulnerable to being trashed, as many people have found out over the years)

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> Unless the money was going to terrorists or countries under a US embargo.

I believe that US federal law makes it illegal to pay extortionists of any kind

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Danegeld

The problem with paying Danegeld is that it gets rid of the immediate problem at hand, but it doesn't get rid of the Dane in the long term

Several of these hacking crews have turned out to be connected to high level Russian politicians - hence arrests in Thailand, etc etc.

At some point it's going to be cheaper (and more effectiive) to start paying for targetted assassinations.

We've heard some made-up stories but this is ridiculous: Microsoft Flight Simulator, Bing erect huge skyscraper out of bad data

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Re: ...REAL plane

I watched a Cessna 152 not being able to land on a mile long runway one day. It was so hot that the thermals coming off the tarmac were keeping him off the ground

He solved the problem on the second pass by switching off the engine and finally wafted down 100 yards later

You *bang* will never *smash* humiliate me *whack* in front of *clang* the teen computer whizz *crunch* EVER AGAIN

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Re: Type L and Type F

"Every country used to have its own standards"

They still do - and one way to tell a fake power connector (plug or socket) is the presence of a CE mark - as they're national standards, power plugs explicitly MUST NOT carry that logo