* Posts by Alan Brown

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I built a shed once. How hard can a data centre be?

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fire brigade inspectors are the solution to that particular problem.

They won't touch the car on private property, but the H&S fines dished out to building owners will ensure bollards are placed to prevent repeats - and I'd like to see a driver ignore those

Failed insurrection aside, Biden is going to be president in two weeks. What does it mean for tech policy?

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Re: Follow the flags

"Pence finally stepped in and called out the National Guard. He did that only after the mob called for Pence to be killed and after the coup had clearly failed"

In other areas, people have commented how this is reminiscent of the Munich Putsch of 1923 and what it set in motion (was the Putsch a failure, or did it lay groundwork for future action?)

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Re: #StopTheSteal

"What motivation in trying to keep power at all costs, even at peril of spending the last days of his life in jail?"

The factor that out of power, he is quite likely to spend a large chunk of the rest of his life in jail and stripped of whatever wealth he has left will have played into it

His past is catching up with him and he's trying deperately to avoid it

The best thing anyone can take along to antitrump protests these days are a set of handcuffs to jangle at him

United States Congress stormed by violent followers of defeated president, Biden win confirmation halted

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Re: a quirk of the American electoral system

"Don't even get me started on MPs that don't even live in the same fucking county as they stand for."

This is one of the few things the USA gets right. Reps have to live in the areas they represent

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Re: MAGA

making america (very) grating again

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Re: ...and where exactly do you live in the US?

You missed Australia in the 1970s (Goff-Whitlam)

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Re: ...and where exactly do you live in the US?

"Experience is an dear teacher"

Only if people are willing to be taught

Hint: 1918.

Philadelphia (no lockdown),

St Louis (Lockdown),

San francisco (relaxed too soon),

Apia (worst case scenario)

Pago Pago (proved quarantines work)

The effect of "Spanish flu" was so horrible that americans erased it from their collective cultural memory and only the little things about it leak through, like 1920s movie orphan tropes (guess how their parents died?)

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"Continental North America has over 300 years of unconventional oil reserves available,"

Take a look at what's happening in the Laptev sea and then decide if you think that continuing to burn that oil is a good idea.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/oct/27/sleeping-giant-arctic-methane-deposits-starting-to-release-scientists-find

This has been increasingly on climate scientists' radar since 2004 when the first "impossible" methane seeps were found and the consequences of runaway methane clathrate releases (assuming it doesn't just stop with Laptev) are....... permian extinction-level

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Compare and contrast...

With the way the BLM marchers were treated not very long ago

America, home of wildly inconsistent law enforcement

Consultants bag £375m for their role in developing the UK's faltering COVID-19 Test and Trace system

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Re: Bonkers

"This is theft and fraud at a national level one would associate with some tin-pot dictator run country in Africa or South America."

It's a fine british tradition dating back to George III

Where do you tihnk those tinpot dictator countries learned it from?

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Re: Nothing beats

I'm reminded of a friend who'd been a preprint specialist and worked on web pages going to a presentation at his new employer (an insurance company where he was doing graphics in the marketing department) where they breathlessly talked up this thing called the "world wide web" and the "wonderful" web pages they'd just paid $2million to get setup

The entire staff present burst out laughing at the presenter and the managers then showed them the much nicer (and standards compliant) web pages they'd knocked up a couple of weeks earlier for a cost of about $20k if the hours were chargeable (which they weren't) for a pitch they were preparing about taking the company online

By all accounts the expensive pages were awfull, looked like they'd been coded by a 5 year old andwould have damaged the company's reputation if they'd seen light of day

Welcome to the splinternet – where freedom of expression is suppressed and repressed, and Big Brother is watching

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Re: what if the net stopped being one big, connected thing?

"Big corporations can't throw you in jail or worse"

yet

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This has been something that has been raising alarm bells amongst greybeards for years.

Tier1s wield more power than governments and have done for a while

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Re: Free speech? It'll never catch on...

"It looked at the road and rail networks there and said 'this is illogical' which it was."

Yup.

There's an old saying in NGO circles: "Africa isn't poor, just poorly managed" - China's helped break down a lot of old colonial barriers and does't actually seem to be erecting any new ones

I believe they're working on the basis that as a supplier they do better if all the customers are doing better, vs old colonial exploitation/extraction mindsets

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Re: They will ne fed with a proliferantion of batshit crazy too...

"Have you read some of the old Soviet propaganda? Or Maoist one?"

Yup and everyone knew it was propaganda, including the locals.

coca cola smiles are much more insidious

Be careful where you log into GitHub: Dev visits Iran, opens laptop, gets startup's entire account shut down

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Re: relying on third-party services

"You can't avoid US influence with banking services"

SWIFT has been losing ground to Instex recently for this reason

New year, new rant: Linus Torvalds rails at Intel for 'killing' the ECC industry

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Re: Recent AMD mobo

"Doesn't the ECC check slow things down a little bit? "

Yes and no.

If you're using buffered ram (which you should!) then the access latency is a little longer (one cycle)

Unbuffered ram has "other issues" including being touchier about disturbances to supply voltages or system noise and you can't put as much into the machine

Apart from that, there's no penalty in normal operation

I'd argue that we should have gotten away from dram a long time ago. Random access latency has become the single biggest bottleneck in systems and is why there's caching/branch prediction/etc all over the place. lower latency ram would remove most of the necessity for it.

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Re: The Party Line

"when ECC RAM goes bad, it makes machines monumentally slow with no logical reason as to why,"

really? My linuxen all log it as Machine Check Errors

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Re: Alternatives are available

"I would like to have ECC on my home-brew FreeNAS"

ECC ram is almost the same price as non-ECC (seriously, it's about 3-4% different, if that)

The cost difference is in the Intel ECC supporting boards and CPUs vis non-ECC ones - the solution is not to use Intel CPUs

Brexit trade deal advises governments to use Netscape Communicator and SHA-1. Why? It's all in the DNA

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Re: 20 year old tech...

It already let de Pfeffell's ancestors in....

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Re: 20 year old tech...

"there are games being played over vacuum cleaner and kettle power consumption in the name of 'greenness' within the EU standards-setting forums"

The standards there have bloody good reasons to exist:

Cleaners were getting stupidly large motors with quite poor air-power inefficiency and you DON'T need to boil 2 litres of water to make a cup of coffee (my Brevillle boiler does a cup in 20 seconds, Fast enough and I've had it 20 years)

BRITISH patents for vacuum cleaners which can be extremely effective whilst reducing power over older designs by 80% AND reduce the spray of 10-micron particles had been utterly ignored by UK makers for over 20 years (I had a lot of discussion with the holder, telling him to stop being "patriotic"/sentimental and start being pragmatic, which paid off for him)

Those air recicrulating deisgns started hitting mainstream in the mid 2010s instead of being DIY mods (the original design took the exhaust of a standard upright vacuum cleaner and dumped it into the carpet just in front of the beater brush, This simple mod dropped power consumption by aboout 30% by reduciing total motor load and blasted dust out of the carpet at the same time resulting in more effective cleaning - obvious when you thinkg about it but more patents are - AFTER the event.)

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Re: 20 year old tech...

IF the UK standard is "better" then it beats the EU standard so there isn't an issue

The only time you "need" to diverge in the ways described is if you wish to go below what the EU regards as acceotable for its imports

Then again this is the country that brought the world BSE, cars that had ex-factory perforation rust and turd flotillas off Blackpool beach whilst proclaiming itself to be world-beating

It just never specified what it was beating

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Re: 20 year old tech...

" Ok, so UK kettles are better than French ones, but only because 240V vs 110V. "

Only since 1947. Before that it was a mix of voltages and frequencies (240VAC 50Hz dates to the late 1920s, parts of London were 200VAC (West Ham), parts were 200VDC (Bow), Lynmouth had 100V@100Hz, some areas had 60Hz, some had 50Hz, some had 40Hz, some had 110V)

DC 110-250V, AC 110-250V 40-100Hz

The UK was one of the last countries to standardise its national voltage and frequency. 240V (like ring mains) meant lighter gauge coppper could be used in the post war shortage area

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Re: a boundary in the Irish Sea.

" I can't see the EU adding Finance & Banking to the trade deal when the UK was already in default over Channel Is, IoM, Cayman, Bermuda and British Virgin Islands etc."

Cayman, BVI, Bermuda and Bahamas are all getting out of the tax havening/shell company games

Something about American sanctions being applied to their oil supplies if they didn't....

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Re: 20 year old tech...

The issue isn't the chlorine wash but that it needs washing AT ALL due to wildly unsanitary animal husbandry with amazingly high levels of both camplyobacter and salmonella along with slaughterhouse conditions that allow fecal matter to come into contact with meat (yes really), so the wash pushes e.coli into deeper crevices than it would otherwise be in

The rates of chicken-related food posoning on each side of the atlantic underscore differences in food standards

Explained: The thinking behind the 32GB Windows Format limit on FAT32

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Re: "Def-Pro"

the primary school I was at had a number of such buildings added in the 1970s, intended to be removed by 1980. Several were dropped on playing areas (tennis courts, etc)

come 2021, They're all still there - and extensions added.

I just hope the coal-burning pot belly stoves have been removed. Then again they were bloody cold in winter even with those

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Re: Future proofing size constraints

I remember making similar calculations as a callow youth in 1982 that we'd have systems with 1-4GB ram in 2000 and thinking it was impossibly huge

Cops raid home of ousted data scientist who created her own Florida COVID-19 dashboard

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Re: How soon

"The BBC are careful to always report figures with "

Yes, because it was shown that REAL figures were at least three times higher than what the government was claiming

https://www.ft.com/content/67e6a4ee-3d05-43bc-ba03-e239799fa6ab

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Re: Truth to Power

Yup

people should read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definitions_of_fascism#Umberto_Eco and see how many checkboxes their current government is ticking

things that make you go "hmm"

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"There are no absolutely correct Covid-19 death numbers worldwide. "

Perhaps not, but the best proxy is the number of deaths above the 5 year average (all causes)

Everything else can be massaged, Deaths are hard to cover up - but you're always going to be running about 5 days behind "today"

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Re: This isn't about Trump

"but if it turns out that she's shut down just because her hardware went AWOL then it indicates a lack of precaution."

Until it happens to you, you don't believ it actually happens.

Been there, done that

OpenZFS v2.0.0 targets Linux and FreeBSD – shame about the Oracle licensing worries

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Re: "acting within the rights granted"

As long as you ship the items separately and merge them on the final system, CDDL and GPL are ok (if uneasy) bedfellows

if you ship a premerged system, that's when you're setting yourself up as a target

CDDL was deliberately written to be incompatible with GPL at the insistentce of Sun engineers who didn't want to see their product incorporated into Linux. It works fine with BSD, which is where IxSystems got their start

Last panel in place, China ready to boot up giant telescope

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Re: Igor?

"Everybody in China is called Igor"

Half the population. The other half are named "Igorina"

A tale of two nations: See China blast off from the Moon as drone shows America's Arecibo telescope falling apart

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Re: Amy Coney Barrett

"To state the obvious here, its not just the telescope that wasn't maintained, its a symptom of a much wider problem."

Ignoring the rest of the rant, the USA has _major_ infrastructure woes. The Interstate highway system deferred maintenance budget is now in excess of $4.5 TRILLION - that's why we occasionally see major bridges falling down

The recent harvest of idiots at 1600 Pennsylvania are a SYMPTOM of the problem, not the cause - the people behind the cause have had the upper hand since 5 March 1980 (That's when Reagan broke the Air Traffic Contoller strike and declared their union illegal), after campaigning hard since the 1940s to breack the New Deal (recruiting evangelical america for the ride)

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Re: Perspective

"The absolutely absurd military spending has been going on for so long, it feels strange & uncomfortable for officials to even *think* about suggesting we curb it."

It's not just that - even just holding it steady would be an achievement.

The US military budget has increased about 40% in the last decade. It's one of the few areas of expenditure the US government opens its pocketbook without question - and that $950 million/year is only the KNOWN spending. Recall this very website once reported on an IT-related accounting fraud in the US army which was 3 times higher than the army's official annual budget

Don’t panic, but five jet drones just used their AI to chat and collaborate while in flight

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Re: I was out walking the dog last afternoon

" if you could make an AI bird flock like that but take away the fun and replace it with protect this point here then you would have an almost impenetrable moving wall of (explosive) birds that would fill in any holes you made in it."

A point made sometime back in the book Swarm Troopers

http://www.swarm-troopers.com/scenario-a-queen-in-trouble/

Alphabet's internet Loon balloon kept on station in the sky using AI that beat human-developed control code

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Re: Loons aint Crazy Insane ..... whenever Genius is the AIM in Sees of Manic Madness

"I thought I saw rendered and registered was StallionSeeker rather that StationSeeker."

As we all know if there's something on the internet, "There's a porno of that" - and I'm now afraid to look

'Massive game-changer for UK altnet industry': BT-owned UK comms backbone Openreach hikes prices on FTTP-linked leased line circuits

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It's not an ofcom matter

It's a competition and market authority one - that's the government department that stepped in and forvced the issue in New Zealand

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This is exactly WHY...

...New Zealand forced Telecom NZ to split into entirely separated lines and dialtone companies (Chorus and Spark)

Supreme Court mulls whether a cop looking up a license plate for cash is equivalent to watching Instagram at work

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Re: Ignorance or lack of it

> Does "unauthorised access" covers "authorised access but for a wrongful use"?

No, this has already been covered in multiple courts in the USA and the miscreants spanked soundly (it's almost always been cops too)

On the 11th day of Christmas TalkTalk took from me... the email address of my company

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"The timing is the worst bit."

Yes, but.... it's been impossible to GET one of these addresses for years and they HAVE actually had the decency to warn customers for several years that it was going to go away

Giving 1 month notice on an actual drop dead is bad practice but they've been telling people to move for at least 5 years and to be honest in my experience people would scream loudly when given the 30 day notice even if told a year in advance that 1/1/2021 is drop dead date

In that respect, British business operators are just like the British government's preparations for Brexit - ignore the warnings/looming deadline, then make it all someone else's fault when it doesn't go away

This kind of attitude is WHY foreign buyers have tended to avoid "British" products for decades

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Re: So although Dido Harding has left...

Dildo Softon merely exemplified the supreme awfulness of a company which was awful long before she was appointed.

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Re: Hm...

"Did you contact them on talktalk@talktalkbusiness.net?"

They probably waited the requisite 30 minutes between sending the enquiry and publishing the story, then because the response came in after that, ignored it.

That's my PERSONAL and repeated experience of such "theregister" claims about having "contacted the organisation" - it's their version of "being economical with the truth"

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"That's what VMs are for."

Most of this stuff runs happily in Wine too

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Re: Car Mechanics are not IT people

"behind a consumer NAT router, which would make it perfectly safe"

The number of supposedly IT-savvy people perpetuating that particular myth pisses me off

And no, you don't need to go on the web to backdoor this "security"

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Re: Car Mechanics are not IT people

Until they find they do need a network connection - and suddenyl they're bent over with their trousers down, holding their ankles and screaming "HELLO WORLD"

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Re: Car Mechanics are not IT people

" running an really archaic database for creating his invoices."

That's all you need to know.

Things like Quickbooks have been around for 30+ years and do it PROPERLY

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Re: I just can't believe for a business service they think just over 1 month is enough notice

"I just can't believe that businesses that depend upon email use a third party email service (and put up with the whims of such)."

You would be completely gobsmacked how many use the email@domain provided by their broadband ISP and end up being vendor-locked as a result

Utterly self-inflicted

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Re: "...own domain raises a flag with me"

"to be fair most people are experts in something you and I are not"

Showing a seven-digit local number which plainly WILL NOT WORK if dialled as-is shows a pretty fucking braindead approach to doing business

You start wondering how such companies STAY in business

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" but then have an @hotmail as the contact email that bug me ...."

They don't seem to appreciate that hotmail's T&Cs expressly PROHIBIT use for business purposes either

Yes, you can get such addresses cancelled. Ask me how I know.... (evilgrin)