* Posts by Alan Brown

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Jailed Samsung boss accused of abusing Propofol aka ‘the milk of amnesia’ or 'the drug that killed Michael Jackson'

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Re: A telescope of unusual size

Mine said that and i was fully concious (no anesthesia for me!), which made things difficult as handling the thing is difficult when the patient is giggling

Four women, including TV star, thought they were investing in a software business. It was a scam. Now the perp's going to jail

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Re: In the Navy!

I'd be more worried about the Navy Walruses

Don't be a fool, cover your tool: How IBM's mighty XT keyboard was felled by toxic atmosphere of the '80s

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Re: Smoking

Rule of thumb: the best cure for keyboards doused in any kind of beverage is a bucket of (clean) water and leave it in there

It's easier to dewater and clean something up than to deal with corrosion if it's left

NB: I did run into a reuters terminal which used keyboards that literally had foil strips on blocks of polyurethane foam on the ens of the keystems. Drying that out was problematic as the foam didn't like IPA

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Re: Smoking

"There are ( and were in 2007 ) air filtration systems that were more than capable of removing enough smoke."

Try as you might (and many motorway services restairants did), these areas still leaked noxious smells

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Re: Smoking

> if non smokers don't like it they can go somewhere else..."

We did., in droves. Pubs and restaurants are still picking up returning custom from people who got out of the habit of going out because of smokers

UK Space Agency will pay a new CEO £125,000 to run non-existent space programme

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Re: There can be only one...

T&T works out to something north of £12k per NHS nurse

The UK government budgetted and set aside 2.1% for their pay increase whilst only offering 1% (this is about £200 per nurse per year)

Where's the extra money gone?

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£125k

won't buy much considering what's actually required for this role

This is definitely in the peanuts and monkeys department

OVH founder says UPS fixed up day before blaze is early suspect as source of data centre destruction

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Re: Fumming

The battery room of one phone exchange I worked in was a 10*10metre double-thick-walled bare concrete cell with direct external ventilation in the form of big "vent block" holes in the wall at ceiling and floor levels (the ones which look like curly decorations)

Never had any problems with birds or rats in there - or even spider webs

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Re: Fumming

There are, but thanifully most sensible designs are pushing LiFe (which doesn't burn much)

Even so, don't put em in your equipment racks unless they're very small and have extra containment

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that would make NO DIFFERENCE WHATSOEVER - when a battery pack goes up nothing will stop it burning and it will outlast any extingushants you can provide

The only safe way to treat UPSes is to house them separately

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Yup.

And I'll guarantee that anyone who pointed out the SPOF vulnerability was blasted with assurances "that will never happen"

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This doesn't surprise me

About 30 years ago I repaired a 6kW UPS at a broadcast radio station and put it back into service

The following morning, the breakfast announcer walked into a building full of smoke (alarms hadn't gone off!), opened all the windows and carried on as usual. About 4 hours later that UPS went up in flames, taking out part of the building with it

Analysis showed the smoke had come from the transformer insulation having absorbed water from sitting idle/cold for 6 months and developed a shorted turn. The burnup was due to the extra load causing the inverter section to run hot as a result and setting the batteries on fire

Over the years I've heard many similar stories

UPSes are nasty, dangerous pieces of kit which must NEVER be housed alongside other equipment and ALWAYS treated like they're flammable

You're nuking futs if you put any UPS in the SAME ROOM as your other IT equipment, let alone in a rack with other kit - and as my experience showed - even the SAME Building is bad (The UPS was in a closet adjacent to electrical distribution for the building. The fire took out that closet, 3 other UPSes, the electrical distribution, audio switchroom and technician work area. Fire containment was cursory and inadequate, as are most designs around UPSes)

So it appears some of you really don't want us to use the word 'hacker' when we really mean 'criminal'

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"I think it is connected with the action of using a Hatchet, or axe, to chop down trees"

appropriate given that most of my hacking tends to be done with a soldering iron

You hack ON something to make it work in ways it wasn't designed to ex-factory. Hotrodding is hacking, as one example

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"skiddies" is one option

Very few of these criminals are even clever. Just script kiddies with skid marks

Belgian cops crack down on encrypted phone network Sky ECC in 200 overnight raids as firm denies criminal ties

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Re: When will these people ever learn?

Mainly because even without access to the data, being able to subpoena the METADATA (which numbers contacted which other numbers and when) is sufficient to build a comprehsnive picture of the scale and detail of criminal organisations

This is why the police love finding multiple phones when they bust someone - It ties previously unconnected groups together

Microsoft settles £200,000+ claims against tech support scammers who ran global ripoff from cottage in Surrey

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Re: And prosecution?

now they've been identified and named, small claims filings beckon - and directors are NOT immune to being named even after the company is dissolved

Death of a million papercuts beckons

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Re: Sleepy Dorking

It does have a 12 foot high statue of a giant cock at one end of the High Street

https://www.google.com/maps/@51.2358754,-0.3220652,3a,15y,224.38h,91.19t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1si9kOxJ2aOp45CfhKe4omMg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656 (safe for work)

SpaceX wants to slap Starlink internet terminals on planes, trucks, and boats – but Tesla owners need not apply

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Re: Free realtime tracking with every dish ?

Nope, but the data isn't exactly high bandwidth and can be delivered by satellite on a low power carrier (GPS empheresis data is delievered by GPS....)

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Re: Hopefully

"If someone else can provide good quality internet to hard-to-reach locations then that immediately takes Openreach off the political hook to get it done."

On the contrary.... Let me provide the example of Cranleigh in Surrey.

no broadband coverage, no BT plans to ever provide it - until a WISP got funding to provide it

2 weeks before the WISP go-live date, BT announced broadband plans for the village and launched a legal challenge which blocked the release of funding for the WISP (money only available because BT weren't interested). As soon as the WISP went bankrupt they dropped the urgency of the plans and finally put broadband in place 6 years later.

10 years later. there is STILL rotten coverage in the village, in areas the WISP would have covered , but BT have fullfilled their obligation of providing _A_ VDSL cabinet, which prevents anyone else getting broadband funding (locals have been ingenious in making their own micro WISPs to provide linking to people in dead spots)

Starlink is competition that BT can't put out of business and a lot of people are angry enough at their anticompetitive behaviour that they'll take any non-BT alternative simply to avoid being held over a barrel

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Re: Hopefully

"30 MBPS is still better than a speed which varied between 8MB on a good day and 0.5 MB on a bad day. "

150MB/s is better still and it doesn't dropout when the ground gets wet. 300MB/s announced for the end of 2021 and that's just using 12/14GHz - the terminals are equipped to use at least 20 different channels between 12-60GHz so there's a lot of scope for expansion

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Re: Hopefully

"But not as cheaply as competitors running fibre from an exchange on the corner."

I was quoted $5k for fibre. I have VDSL already and I'm on the edge of London in a residential area. The VDSL is suffering constant microdropouts (PPP level) and dsl dropouts in bad weather

BT's current published plans show no intention to sort the issues until 2026 or later

Starlink have already won this game for a lot of people

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Re: Hopefully

The response from openwound seems to be a big yawn so far and they're stiocking to their guns about "no problems" in the face of lots of reports of issues

Which is to be expected until C-level staff have to start explaining themselves to shareholders

You'll knw they're worried when you start seeing FUD tactics being spread

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Re: Intelsat

Iridium's largest customer is the US military. I can see them signing up for starlink in a heartbeat

Bitter war of words erupts between UK cops and web security expert over alleged flaws in Cyberalarm monitoring tool

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Re: NPCC

" one of the disadvantages of the ACPO was that, as a private company, it avoided some Freedom of Information legislation."

Until it was determined that it had been delibverately setup to prevent FOI access to FOIable stuff and as such DID fall under the rules anyway

That's when it folded/phoenixed

Surprise: Automated driving biz finds automated driving safer than letting you get behind the wheel

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Re: Holding back the tide

"I think that there is probably a class of accidents caused by autonomous vehicles failing to recognize or improperly catagorizing entities"

The difference is that in one case you load the changes into your system, push it out to all systems and that issue is no longer an issue on ALL such devices

With humans, you need to instruct each one individually and there's no uniformity about how much attention they're actually paying.

There are compelling arguments for requiring mandatory periodic restests of driving ability. We wouldn't tolerate one test for life on any other class of heavy machinery handling

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Re: Different defects

"Autonomous cars can already deal just fine with urban environments filled with pedestrians, cyclists, and so-on."

Which (unsurprisingly) is where the greatest number of insurance claims (by number, not value) happen

Humans are lousy at dealing with multiple simultaneous inputs

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Re: Different defects

"basically predictable"

Until they're not. And logic doesn't always enter into it

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Re: Different defects

" it can result in accidents where people apparently haven't seen a pedestrian or cyclists that was in plain sign, and they have no idea why."

I can give an example myself from 30 years ago, not far from New Zealand's Parliament house

Narrowish but extremely busy one way road, cars both sides (various doors opening) slightly uphill, behind a cyclist weaving all over the lane, because I needed to turn 50 metres past her and didn't want to jump in front/cut her off

I was concentrating so hard on looking for car doors flying open and being wary of the cyclist (who seemed on the verge of falling off) that I completely missed the zebra crossing (cars illegally parked hard up against it either side) and pedestrian who had walked out onto the road without looking, until she was in front of me (my three passengers were also startled. We were ALL worried about the cyclist)

Thankfully I was going slow enough to stop even though completely startled. Although there were markings on the road for the crossing it was extremely faded and essentially disappeared in wet weather (anyone who knows Wellington knows this is "most of the year").

It was very much a case of if you knew the crossing was there you paid more attention to the footpath, but this crossing was a unicorn (it was a VERY busy road and the signage was nearly invisible).

Later on I lived in that area and as a pedestrian on foot I _never_ went on that crossing without checking carefully as it was too easy to have to dodge 40mph cars not slowing down (particularly on weekdays)

A complant to the council resulted in a safety assessment and the crossing being completely rebuilt/remarked and repositioned - apparently I wasn't the only driver who was surprised by the crossing and safety officers observed a bucketload of near-misses (which gelled with my experience on that crossing as a pedestrian)

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Re: Dept of the Blindingly Obvious

"Of course there's fewer incidents if everyone obeys the traffic rules."

Just about every road crash involves serious failure of at least 3 parts of the safety equation

In a lot of cases, there's already been a failure on the part of road DESIGNERS and maintainers, which removes the safety margins down to the level that an unforced error lesewhere pushes things over the line

Blaming drivers is an easy way for local authorties to avoid criminal liability, but there's increasing pushback on this even in the land which made it illegal to cross the road ("jaywalking") so that cars could roam freely: https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2017/01/05/states-highest-court-holds-nyc-liable-for-injuries-on-streets-without-traffic-calming

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Re: But... but... we are driving because we like it, right?

This has been predicted for a while

Once actuaries show that self-driving cars are less llikely to get into crashes than the liability part of insurance premiums will reduce dramatically and that accounts for about 75% of what's currently paid

We already see this in effect anyway - the premiums for inexperienced drivers are HIGH because they're far more likely to get into a crash where they're at fault

DidYouKnow - the SINGLE greatest number of motor insurance claims are related to reversing incidents in car parks. Claims under this area outnumber just about everything else put together (but they're cheap to fix). Second most common is "Other incident in car park" (mostly: "drove into another parked car whilst turning into parking spot"

Road crashes are spectacularly expensive by comparison but the sheer number of low speed incidents demonstrates that many people have no concept of spatial awareness

One of the more interesting pieces of fallout of the change in this direction will be that insurers are lkiely to require "advanced driving certificates"(*) before even offering cover for manual operation and even the UK's driving tests will seem mild by comparison with the abliity levels required to obtain a manual license in the (near) future. PCV and HGV licensing requirements and restrictions are especially likely to tighten up

(*) Paradoxically right now a lot of them INCREASE premiums if drivers have these kinds of things as they're perceived to be on the road more and therefore a greater overall risk

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Re: But... but... we are driving because we like it, right?

or seatbelts, or crumple zones, or brakes that actually worked

MPs slam UK's £22bn Test and Trace programme for failing to provide evidence that it slows COVID pandemic

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Re: To put it in context...

> To be fair to Test and Trace, their budget does include the cost of the test kits, and having them processed.

if you include that, then it's £34 billion spent

£22bn is just the part that's unaccounted for

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Re: Queen of Carnage

You missed the point

Her job is to funnel prodgious amounts of public money into private hands and whilst acting as a target for indignation

Let's not forget that her HUSBAND is the chair of the government anticorruption and cronyism committee

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£22 billion over X NHS workers

has been calculated as a LOT more than £10k per nurse

Someone remind me about how much their pay rise was, again?

No fair! Space Launch System gets cool stickers even though monster rocket failed test

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Re: How does Boeing strategy fit ...

"They take a perfectly working reusable engine"

Which cost more to refurb/rebuild than to just get a new one

(yes really: That's why)

Qualcomm under fire for 'anticompetitive' patent shenanigans causing pricey UK smartphones

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"Doesn't Samsung use their own Exynos chips in the UK"

Some of them, but the 5G stuff (modems, etc) is separate from the Snapdragon

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"If you can spend £1k on a phone, you aren't going to really gain anything by being given £50."

if it results in a £150 phone now selling for £100, that's a net benefit for a lot of people - and this is the more likely outcome when the dust settles

Qualcomm's rent-seeking licensing behaviour has a disproportionate effect on the pricing of devices as they head down the market

It'll be interesting to see what the ACCC does, as they've been stomping all over this behaviour recently

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Re: Half a billion on chips?

"Of course, it could go on compensating the UK shellfish industry "

That's chickenfeed compared to the losses in the UK entertainment industry (about ten times higher and mounting) thanks to ideological extremism about working visas resulting in the EU not granting reciprocal access

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"its saves 20 minutes from Birmingham."

It saves more for places further away (Manchester etc)

Of course the REAL benefit of HS2 is that it decongests the east and west mainlines and allows them to double their freight capacity. Faster passenger service is a side benefit

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2% of track and trace?

BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time

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Re: Vegemite

Even better, vegemite under clover/manuka honey (don't knock it till you try it)

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Re: Marmite - hmmm

" standard Marmite bottle (250g) "

https://www.brentcorp.com.au/product/bega-vegemite-2-5kg/

"That oughta keep the little squirts happy for a while"

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Re: own up!

I had a brilliant logitech trackball marble FX. It eventually failed through old age and couldn't be repaired.

You can't get them anymore *grrrr* - and no, the new ones aren't nearly as good because they don't contour to a hand

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Re: Where can I find a link

We luffs our vegemite - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNiOZInvLog

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Re: Where can I find a link

"bovril has only slightly less MSG and is allegedly involved with cows."

And was banned in large parts of the world for a long time after some unfortunate incidents involving the BFFH(*) turning scrapie-infected sheep into ruminant feed

(*) Bastard Farmer from Hell

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Re: Marmite

"I don't think it's the same as the genuine Pommy stuff."

That would be "Promite" in Kiwiland

Robocall bagmen admit they collected millions of dollars from victims scammed by bogus IRS officials, lenders

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iIndian government complicit in this

The call centres are illegal there, but they still operate fairly openly

Stomping on this at source would help a lot, otherwise someone might take it upon themselves to do more than just the occasional "remote wipes for shits and giggles"

Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a beer: Beware the downloaded patch applied in haste

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Re: I haven't seen a good game of Reply-to-All Tennis in years

"I've always made sure to configure my email client to only send a single OOO reply"

OOO == "I'm not home, feel free to come and BURGLE me!"

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Re: I haven't seen a good game of Reply-to-All Tennis in years

"The number of idiots doing a reply-all "

it gets more bemusing:

Once case I saw was a "reply all" saying that with "followup to" actually set to prevent people adding to the loops

People actually OVERRODE the followup to in order to respond with various inane responses, which would set off the loops again

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Re: why not just pull the Ethernet cable?

because the thing was looping around internally and it would have gotten even worse for the system if not stopped immediately. Most older *nixes responded better to power recovery than running out of disk space

"Halt" commands or telinit S are also useful responses