* Posts by Alan Brown

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US declares emergency after ransomware shuts oil pipeline that pumps 100 million gallons a day

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Re: One word:

which is exactly what happened in Iran with the centrifuges

Jaguar Land Rover reaches for graph database in search of supply chain knowledge during chip shortage

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Re: Got any 300TDis handy?

"ECU's == good :) other on-board computer systems in cars == bad"

The problem - as we saw with analysis of the Toyota runaway acceleration issues - is that improved computer horsepower and increased memory led to rotten programming and lax practices becoming widely tolerated in safety-critical systems as accountants took over

mechanical systems wear and Landrovers were always hideously unreliable - hence why they went from 98% to 1% of the australian 4WD market in 12 months when Landcruiser became available without an electronic system in sight

Telcos crammed 8.5m fake comments against net neutrality into FCC's inbox

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Re: ROI

8.5 million bogus comments using identity theft vs 7.5 million using simple fake identities

This rabbit hole goes pretty deep

A memo from the distant future... June 2022: The boss decides working from home isn't the new normal after all

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Re: New Normal?

physicist: "consider a spherical cow"

The Starship has landed. Latest SpaceX test comes back to Earth without igniting fireballs

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Re: udp://

I was going to say "not much" but then took a closer look.

I'm betting most ISPs don't support multicast to endusers though

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Re: Coming in high

I suspect that once they sort the landings, burn times will get shorter again

Landing sucessful. RUD postponed

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now we know arthur and fenchurch's secret

A trip to the dole queue: CEO of $2bn Bay Area tech biz says he was fired for taking LSD before company meeting

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Re: Acid - don't do it...

the other issue is that the kind of people who associate with them and the profit margins associated with the kinds of people who sell it are such that it it's a good idea to hand out with them or the product they're selling

money (and greed) makes people do very strange things

Here's what Russia's SVR spy agency does when it breaks into your network, says US CISA infosec agency

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Re: but when I registered my first .li domain

time to register johnson.li

Watchdog 'enables Tesla Autopilot' with string, some weight, a seat belt ... and no actual human at the wheel

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Re: Weights?

very few cars have a weight sensor for the driver seat, on the "sensible" basis that a driver is always present.

This may change with the rise in this kind of stunt and avanced driver assist features proliferating

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Re: anyone arguing that alcohol interlocks be installed on all cars?

there are laws on the books about bypassing catalytic converters but people do it anyway (in tne EU it's automatically driving without insurance material on top of any other local charges)

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Re: Hmm ...

the ingenuity of fools is mindboggling at times

NASA’s getting really good at this flying a helicopter on Mars thing

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secondary use

One of the big killers of martian probes has been dust buildups on solar panels. This shows that it's feasible to blow it off (perserverence is nuclear powered but there's nothing preventing future probes having both)

Salesman who helped land Veritas UK's 'largest ever' deal was lawfully docked £275k in commission, says judge

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Re: Back in the 80s...

> The employer was questioned about which bit of 10% they didn't understand. The response was "Yes, but we didn't think you'd make any sales. We're certainly not going to pay you £1m!"

I'm minded of Edison and Tesla

And always getting such offers in writing, then checking that they're ironclad before proceeding

SpaceX flings another bunch of humans into orbit in reused capsule atop reused booster

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Re: Island launch

the occupants of said island aren't happy about that offer

SpaceX's Starlink: Overhyped and underpowered to meet broadband needs of Rural America, say analysts

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Re: What's the problem?

"If 30,000 satellites that are essentially disposable are needed to provide the service that is a massive overhead with absolutely no guarantee it can be maintained even assuming permission is granted."

The real money isn't in providing this service. It's actually a side-show when all is said and done

trans oceanic laser-linking outside the atmosphere at LEO is about 30% lower latency than the shortest submarine fibre cables. Financial houses will pay billions for that kind of advantage - quite literally that kind of money has been spent for 2-3ms advantage on entire submarine cable systems, let alone getting 10-12ms advanbtage

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Re: What's the problem?

"it needs an average of 100 watts"

Most of that is the heater for deicing in snow

Which might be a problem given the amount of sunlight in those condtiions..... radome anyone?

OK, so we don't have a flying car yet, but this is possibly even better: The Internet of Beer

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Re: That’s one big battery

the "people in question" have gps jammers in their vehicles.... you know who they are (and yes, they're stealing them for the scrap metal value)

China has a satellite with an arm – and America worries it could be used to snatch other spacecraft

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Yes and the problem is that a nuclear armed country losing the #1 position might have a nuclear tantrum

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Re: Laughable

"I'd be surprised if you could take out more than one bird with a nuke."

Starfish Prime took out virtually everything in direct line of sight AND a lot of stuff not in line of sight which flew through the charged electron clouds resulting from the explosion. Telstar was knocked out by it - and was launched some time AFTER the detonation!

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Re: A satellite junk collector ...

" the Soviets beat everyone to it having an actual canon in space"

Yes, but they found out the hard way that firing it was a VERY BAD IDEA

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Re: Low earth orbits will be unusable ...

The fact that the birds were retrieved gave the Soviets a SEVERE case of heartburn and confirmed their worst fears about Shuttle.

This moves very much into "Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD" territory

We need sensible adults in the room having sensible discussions about bringing down junk and the Americans are amongst the worst offenders for preventing this happening

Not saying you should but we're told it's possible to land serverless app a '$40k/month bill using a 1,000-node botnet'

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insert quote about asymetric warefare here

expending small amounts of money/effort to cause your opposition to spend LARGE amount

We've seen unintentionall results of this kind of thing already when spammers targetted relay servers on the epsensive fringes of the net back in the 1990s. It's what caused the creation and rapid adoption of blacklists

You want a reboot? I'll give you a reboot! Happy now?

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Re: It could be worse

as far as family know. I'm a piano player in a brothel

God bless this mess: Study says UK's Christian beliefs had 'important' role in Brexit

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Re: I find myself saying...

"Logically, with the UK now as a 3rd country, it should be no different."

It's vastly different, because the UK is not a simple "3rd country"

Items _manufactured in the UK_ are allowd to be imported to the EU Tariff Free

This means you must prove they were manufactured in the UK, or tariffs apply. Problems immediately start accruing when items are made from multiple components sourced from within and outside the UK as percentage of work in the UK then becomes the deciding factor (local content rules)

if the tariff-free agreement was not in place then the paperwork would be significantly easier because tarffs would apply on the finished goods at the prevailing rate

And no, the US exporter DOESN'T care about the rules. Stuff does turn up with such bills. Everything tends to be "FOB" (meaning you have to pay local customs agent handling fees and these can be STEEP)

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Re: I find myself saying...

cherry keyboards come from germany and are reasonably priced. Just saying....

Harassers and bullies succeed in tech because silence is encouraged

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Re: You think it's bad in tech...

" there are hundreds of people willing to put up with everything just to see their name on a list "

Having been exposed to the periphery of this shit, this is one of the reasons I have as little to do with the "entertainment" industry as possible. Many of those involved spin it out into everyone around them (even in amateur dramatics)

Bank of England ponders minting 'Britcoin' to sit alongside the Pound

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Re: What could possibly go wrong?

or railway mania

Docking £500k commission from top SAS salesman was perfectly legal, rules judge

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What would Jesus do?"

flipping tables and whipping merchants was definitely part of the bible stories (in the temple)

UK digital secretary Oliver Dowden starts national security probe into proposed Arm-Nvidia merger

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Nvidia is the risk

The first thing Nvidia did when they acquired Cumulus was to rip out support for Broadcom chipsets from it.

They have a history of predatory behaviour and it won't stop. They'll make Qualcom look polite

Vote to turf out remainder of Nominet board looks inevitable after .uk registry ignores reform demands

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If shifting registrars

It would make sense to shift to one which is not already at a vote cap

Just saying....

US Homeland Security sued for 'stonewalling' over use of Clearview facial recognition

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Re: Nuke the Planet for Equality

" The worry is that it does work, its very effective and its constantly improving. "

last time I checked, the false negative rate was high and the false positive rate was high. The only thing it CAN do is improve

it's nowhere near close to being useable by anyone and yet Big Brother is trying to do so

FBI deletes web shells from hundreds of compromised Microsoft Exchange servers before alerting admins

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Re: They doing this with a cron job?

"Robin Hood and Friar Tuck" date back how far? (Certainly to mainframe days)

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Re: Whose bloody computer?

sticking "known compromised" systems in a "quarantine vlan" is standard operating procedure in many networks

Doing it at ISP level can result in helldesks being flooded out though

After years of dragging its feet, FCC finally starts tackling America's robocall scourge

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Re: Not so easy in the UK

"robo-calling problem isn't as bad here - at least not for my TPS 'Protected' number."

"They" don't care if your number is TPS protected and "They" don't care whose CLID they're forging (the "BT scammers" have been using valid ones belonging to active customers for a while now)

As the terminating telco gets a cut of the revenue (call termination charges), my argument is that they're jointly and severally liable for the scam. If/when that starts being upheld in court is when telcos will sit up and take the issue seriously. Until then they'll continue to pay lip service to it and only pay attention when they don't get their termination revenue

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Re: Not so easy in the UK

"Why can't these public bodies just replace a blocked CLI with the main reception number?"

They can. They're not aware they can do so and their provider doesn't tell them it's possible

in a lot of cases people are working from home and withholding because of that. This is a good case for SIP forwarding (SECURELY!) but of course nobody thinks of doing it until it's suggested to them as a way of providing an acceptable CLID

NHS has been suggesting it for a while

WRT the plod, the CPS would kick their arses quite hard as OFCOM have been mandating public services NOT withhold CLI for more than a decade

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make telcos responsible

Terminating telcos get ~1/3 of the call revenue, so they have a vested interest in the problem continuing

Everytime we've seen them take publicised action it#s been because of telco billing fraud depriving them of revenue

Making them jointly and severally liable for the robocalls and fraudulent CLID would cleanup the problem very quickly

Average convicted British computer criminal is young, male, not highly skilled, researcher finds

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Re: Technical Report

Having been an El Reg reader since its inception and spent at least as many years chasing various miscreants across networks who never got anywhere near court, I'd say fewer than 0.1% ever get anywhere near police, let alone a court.

For the most part the Plod simply don't want to know, even when it's dropped giftwrapped into their lap, unless "someone influential" puts a flea in their ear

What's really surprised me over the years is how few cases have resulted in victims taking matters into their own hands. Many of the most destructive/malicious skiddies haven't exactly been low profile

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Re: It's not the average person we should worry about

"I'm told not to worry - our students are not that clever, etc."

I suggest you keep hard copy of that correspondence. You're likely to need it

Back in the 1990s I was told that by a high school when I said it was only a matter of time before they got hacked by the students - and if they were lucky said students would ONLY change their exam grades

I was an external consultant and as a result was told my services were no longer required. It was less than 2 years later before the inevitable happened and a bunch of private information got out. The fact that they'd been warned meant their liability insurers voided their policy, so it got quite expensive for the administrator concerned (who had overridden everyone else one summer holiday when sleazy salespeople had shown up with a slick sales job, resulting in staff returning to a done deal)

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Re: on the job experience

IOW: "revenge hacking" - and pretty easily fingered

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"lyshus fripping wimbgunts"

Cracked copies of Microsoft Office and Adobe Photoshop steal your session cookies, browser history, crypto-coins

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Re: Open options

it's rather ironic that Libreoffice is the go to rescue package for broken ms office files.... :)

Who'd have thought the US senator who fist pumped Jan 6 insurrectionists would propose totally unworkable anti-Big Tech law?

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Something similar can be said for both Boeing and AT&T's breakups too

There's definitely a place for antitrust laws and the USA isn't using them nearly enough but the legislative abuse is so deeply entrenched that I don't think one nutjob senator railing about them (ironically, from the side of the plutocracy) will make any difference

It's important to realise that what we're seeing now in the USA is the culmination of an effort to destroy the New Deal which began in 1940 (and recruited evangelists to the cause). That group gained the upper hand in 1980 with the election of Reagan and have been running rampant ever since, but history has a tendency to repeat and the New Deal short-circuited a depression which "should" have lasted 30 years if normal economic cycles had been left to play out. When the crash comes, the USA is going to hurt and unlike the last few times it's no longer the only 900 pound gorilla in the room - meaning that "if America sneezes the world catches flu" no longer applies

Northrop Grumman's MEV-2 gives Intelsat satellite a new lease on life until the next rescue in another five years

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Hubble?

MEV-3 ?

Nominet chooses civil war over compromise by rejecting ex-BBC Trust chairman

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|Deja Vu

DOMAINZ, ISOCNZ - 20 years later

the more things change the more they stay the same

Quality control, Soviet style: Here's another fine message you've gotten me into

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there were a lot of things wrong with the british shipbuilding industry at the time but that was merely a symptom of what was going wrong

When 3 shifts of welders could be outperformed by a single japanese worker operating semiautotomated rigs on the other side of the world, changes had to be made. Choices were between shedding staff and modernisig practices or shutting down entirely and it ended up being the latter

This scenario has repeatedly played out in industrial areas around the world where manglement have tried to maximise profits when they saw that heavy reinvestments in plant + automation was needed and chose to run the business into the ground instead. It's never ended well for the poor buggers at the blunt end of things

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Re: Skodas and Ladas

by the late 1960s BL were still selling heaters as "optional extras" except you couldn't actually buy one without a heater

It was their way of being able to undercut the "funny" japanese cars which had them as standard in their print adverts

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Re: Skodas and Ladas

not just larger, but substantially reinforced at critical points to handle rougher roads (a bit like Holden Commodores were vastly strengthened over the Opel Senators they're based on)

This makes 'em heavier and necessarily thirstier. Life's always about tradeoffs

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Re: take care when abroad

the usual thing for hotel safes is that there's a manual release behind the nameplate on the front and a hardcoded longer release code on the electronic lock (123456 or 000000 are the most common ones)

They won't slow down a professional by much

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Re: Such value for money

"At some point here in Europa old Toyota cars were bought and sent to Africa."

This is still happening in Japan and Korea. It's a major export business in both countries