* Posts by Alan Brown

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Open source, closed wallets, big profits – nobody wins the OSS rock, paper, scissors game

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MBA seagulls

The problem is simple

MBAs ask "how much do we need to pay for this?" and when told "nothing, but if we don't there won't be further development", they shut down after the first word and refuse to pay anything

That's the primary reason why OSS devs don't get paid. Even if there's a payment system in place it's rare to get any offers until AFTER a critical piece of software development is shut down and a company is desperate

It's not just businesses either. Even in University positions when I asked for budget to throw at XYZ project - critical to our infrastyructure - to ensure it kept being worked on I'd usually be shut down

Inevitably the developers would close the source and move to $expensive support models, leading to manglement griping about costs, but not listening when informed they had an opportunity to keep costs down by doing the right thing in the first place. This has just happened with one of the better asset management platforms (GLPI)

About the only way OSS gets done reasonably well is when it's funded for a purpose by an institution and the results given away but once they lose interest in it, it becomes abandonware just like anything else (only with source available)

Tesla to disable 'self-driving' feature that allowed vehicles to roll past stop signs at junctions

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Re: California roll

The USA is the only country in the world where I've encountered 4-way stops

Everywhere else with stops has them on side roads encountering main roads

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"the computer cannot necessarily understand what that object is, why it is there, or what it is doing. It certainly cannot accurately infer what the object is about to do next."

I've seen a LOT of humans in charge of large chunks of moving metal who have similar issues (or take the point of view that they are more important than everything else around them)

One of the more important things about self-driving vehicles is that it sets a minimum skill level which humans should be able to attain before being issued with a license

My opinion for several years has been that as soon as computers are shown to be better/safer than humans, insurance actuaries will start forcing the issue by way of premiums - and if government-issued licenses are low quality they're likely to start insisting on higher level testing to qualify for lower premiums when manually controlling the vehicle

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"I know how much can go wrong."

What worries ME is that it's still less than can (and regularly DOES) go wrong with wetware at the controls

Self-driving cars don't need to be perfect, just statistically better than humans at the job - and that's a pretty low bar to reach

IPv6 is built to be better, but that's not the route to success

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fundamental misunderstandings of IPv4 and v6

IPv4 is a routing protocol. It was intended to be sparse

IPv6 is a routing protocol, it is intended to be sparse

Just because IPv4 allowed 4 billion possible addresses doesn't mean it was INTENDED to have them. It was a red/black tree thing

We have had to layer hideous layers of complexity onto the Internet in order to eke out the usability of every bit of IPv4 numbering that was never intended to be used

The protocol itself was only intended to be in play for about 5 years. It was a self-described "hacky kludge" to keep things going

Packing 1 billion devices into IP v4 space (let alone the current 8-12 billion) was a classic illustraion of the phrase "Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD"

When forgetting to set a password for root is the least of your woes

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Re: Nobody told me I wasn't allowed to do it.

This is why I really HATE being told that I must test the system I just spent 12 months developing and building. It's a recipe for disaster upon deployment.

It NEEDS someone else to proofread the docs and drive the interfaces

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Re: Nobody told me I wasn't allowed to do it.

The problem isn't the bad engineers. It's the MBAs and accountants with NO engineering or QA training at all

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Re: Nobody told me I wasn't allowed to do it.

"In my experience, far too many developers only think about the "golden path" through the software, where everything goes exactly as expected."

Case in point in the old days: giving "restricted accounts" which only let people do email.

Do you know how many ways there were to break out of Pine (or most other "email programs") into a shell?

I set up a reward system. Any user who could send me a message after breaking out of the mail system got $10. I thought I'd nailed it down before letting people loose on it but ended up shelling out a few hundred dollars anyway (some didn't bother with the message, but enough did that the holes were picked up quickly)

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Re: Nobody told me I wasn't allowed to do it.

I used to get told off for writing this kind of checking by default at high school as "unnecessary" - until it turned out it wasn't

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Re: Nobody told me I wasn't allowed to do it.

This happens a lot in aviation and the testers are called "pilots"

God knows why they try weird stuff but they do

Earth to Voyager 2: Standby for connection – after we tip this water out of the dish

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Re: Rusty scuppers?

Canberra doesn't get much frost (if any at all - normally it barely touches freezing during winter) - more importantly it doesn't get much rain when it's that cold and it doesn't get much in the way of high winds either

weep holes are fine, but they may drop water from the subreflector straight down onto the receiver electronics - which is "undesireable". Tipping it out avoids the sensitive bits

Bonus features: Sony uses Blu-ray tech to simulate 466Mbps laser link from the stratosphere to space

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No need for water or minerals or energy

Therefore the only viable reason is to harvest us for their fast food restaurants

Crack team of boffins hash out how e-scooters should sound – but they need your help*

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Re: Limit the speed?

If you're in the UK, there are actually speed limits for cycles and other vehicles(*) on shared paths (6mph unless signposted otherwise). The fact that they're widely ignored is another matter altogether

(*) Eg: invalid carriages, that's why they have limiters

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Re: Sound?

"beats upon the brain"

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Re: Clop - clop - clop - clop - ....

Cargo swallow

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Re: Silence please!

Seeing as it's not April 1st, and lots of reserach has already been done into this

The original idea of noisemakers was to only work up to about 10-20km/h (where tyre noise is enough to do the job anyway) and be relatively quiet. The intent is to stop them sneaking up on people in carparks, not warn them 200 metres out

EU regulations on EV pedestrian alerting noise emitters have only existed for 9 years and already cover this. Stand in front of a Leaf sometime. It's fairly unobstrusive

I still like the idea of a jetsons flitter, but the dictated noise is basically shaped "white noise" - which is better for allowing people to stereolocate the direction than single tones are (this was discovered 40 years ago when trying to find better ambulance tones. A burst of white noise worked far better than bare "blues and twos" in allowing drivers and pedestrians to work out where the thing was coming from and getting out of the way)

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Jetsons flitter noise

That's what gets overlaid in a number of comedy videos anyway

Burning plasma signals step forward in race for nuclear fusion as researchers get bigger capsule for their 192-laser experiment

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Re: Self-sustaining?

As someone else said the lasers are the containment

It's one thing getting unity, or even a little above unity in the chamber. You need unity (or a little above it) from end to end - which translates to 100k:1 gains or more in the chamber

Holoraum type systems are intended to be a series of small detonations (keep feeding in pellets and lasing the things) harvesting the average heat output, not continuous plasma devices

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The problem is that whilst every "failure" advances knowledge, it also means the politicians and "biznizmen" keep slashing funding because "it doesn't work"

Pitching tokamaks, holoraums and stellerators as something other than "power" or weapons and actually getting funding would go a long way towards sustainably gettnig research continued

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fusion on this planet has been happening since 1932 - and with a net positive result (for short durations) occasionally since the 1950s

It's long duration positive results without R(U)D that's the hard part

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Re: ... demonstrating self-heating plasma ...

all the other parts are stagecraft. You just need a freshly served apple pie

China orders web operators to spring clean its entire internet

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Re: Ban naughtiness?

"It's maybe only a matter of time before the CCP starts using the stick instead, and starts punishing people for not getting married and having more kids."

This tends to drive emigration and deflation. China's likely to suffer a lost generation like Japan did (but they're also unlikely to have economic ruination, just have things stop expanding at dizzying paces)

In a first, FTC extracts millions of dollars from online store accused of blocking bad reviews on its website

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Re: Illegal?

Notify the FTC. They''re not the only ones and some software vendors are threatening customers over bad reviews (making customer employees withdraw those reviews)

It's more than 20 years since Steps topped the charts. It could be less than that for STEP's first fusion energy

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Re: It is courageous to assume it will work

"As for it being "lucky" that we have 300 years worth of coal left to burn - if you think that is a good idea, then I despair."

So do I. I believe we have less than 40 years before methane clathrate deposits around the arctic start calling time on complex life across the planet if CO2 emissons continue at their current rates (Permian extinction endgame)

If CO2 reachs 750ppm, then really bad things happen - it's essentially acid rain everywhere and plants die off worldwide

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Re: It is courageous to assume it will work

"In order to make fusion work, it needs to generate 300%-500% of the energy input to be viable."

More than that.

What goes into the chamber is less than 1% of the input electrical energy. The absolute best you can hope to extract as useful work on the output side is 35% of the heat energy produced

if you can't maintain 100k-1M over unity then it's not going to be viable enoug to overcome losses inside the system (unless tremendous efficiency gains are made on the input side)

The good news is that the fusion isn't really the hard part. The hard part is maintaining contained plasmas AND keeping things fusing at the same time.

China's claimed 15 minutes of plasma containment (no fusion). The best fusion runs so far are still less than a minute. Things have a tendency in R&D to hang around at one level for decades or suddenly start improving when someone has an ephiany (Blue leds being a case in point)

For all we know, Tokamaks (torus or spherical) are a dead end and stellerators with better computer control were the answer after all. Right now we don't know what we don't know and we know vastly less than the blind men exploring the elephant.

It would be nice to see fusion in 20 years but it's better to be harshly realistic and say that it wil take at least a century of hard work. That way we can be pleasantly surprised if it takes less instead of moaning about it all being a fraud and physcists being full of snake oil

It also means that they can get properly planned budgets instead of having them slashed and burned when they fail to get there. The story from funding bodies has frequently been much along the lines of: "I'll give you a billion dollars a year to work on fusion" "I'm still giving you 800 million dollars a year for fusion, why haven't you gotten it working yet?" "I've been giving you $500 million a year for the last 3 years, where is it?" "If you don't get fusion working next year I'll stop giving you the $50million per year"

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Re: All aboard the next part of the gravy train trip

The biggest problem with fusion is that every time there's a setback, funding gets cut

This is bleeding edge discovery, almost pure physics. Each "failure" - isn't. It's invariably a new discovery which opens up more possibilities and questions (but backers only interested in $$$ don't see it that way)

Until relatively recently Fusion has been funded at a a"fusion-never" level. It was the EU and China who kicked it back into high gear

It's WORTH pursuing. It's also WORTH noting that any commercial outfit which does so is virtually guaranteed to be throwing money into a black hole - but then again so were the 6 different teams chasing the Transistor after that was proven to be theoretically possible by Heisenberg in the 1920s - and despite AT&T gett8ing there first with the point contact device it was the thin film transistor that Philips demonstrated 6 weeks later which ended up being the basis for virtually all modern electronics

Fusion will probably work eventually, once (as Edison famously pointed out) all the methods which don't work are eliminated. In the meantime the research has given us a whole new bunch of knowledge about subatomic physics we didn't previously have along with VAST experience in handling and controlling HOT plasmas (which will be highly valuable for spaceflight)

Molten Salt is a stepping stone to the future - and it should be noted that in 1961 light water technology was regarded by nuclear scientists as a very temporary stepping stone along the way due to its many drawbacks. If any popped up today they'd be asked why the hell we're still using it (and where's their flying car?)

Thorium has a bunch of benefits over uranium - mostly that it gets away from the weapons cycle(*), but thorium is a really easy fuel to obtain (watse product of raw earth mining) and doesn't need enrichment.

Seaborg et al tried to weaponise thorium and failed every time. U233 bombs would be really cheap if they worked, but there are fundamental reasons it can't happen and why enriching natural uranium (actually, depleting it to produce very pure plutonium to make bombs - enriched uranium is a waste product of weaponsmaking) is always going to be vastly more economic for military systems than other processes. The problem is that military systems have been allowed to exert total control over the nuclear cycle (tail wagging the dog) instead of being muzzled hard.

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Re: We need to replace Vlad's Gas

Quite frankly I'd prefer panda nuclear to russian gas if we really had to make that choice

China's been the world's production/technology house for 3500 years. They'd rather sell you stuff than invade you

FWIW, a large part of the reason the USA is scared of China and is waving the military boogeyman around is because China owns enough of the USA to invoke "Pax Morporkia"

"If you fight, we'll call in your mortgages. And incidentally that's my pike you're pointing at me. I paid for that shield you're holding. And take my helmet off when you speak to me, you horrible little debtor."

On top of that, moving to a nuclear world (less oil dependent) makes the world less likely to continue using USD for international trade and once a hegmonic currency loses that position, any accruded debt becomes a liability for the host country (this is what happened to britain aftare WW2, quite apart from the lend lease debt) - the USA has stacked up _quadrillions_ of dollars of debt and may not be able to repay it all of that happens

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Re: To be Prufrockian

Fusion is the easy part

Holding a plasma for meaningful periods is the hard part. 15 minutes is the record

Achieving unity is another target which has only been beaten for a few seconds at a time and only at chamber energy in/out levels - not gross energy in/recoverable work. What's needed isn't unity in the chamber but 100k:1 to 1M:1 ratios and for sustained periods (hours, not minutes)

History is littered with promising technology which never made it out of the laboratory and internal combustion engines which only made barely enough power to spin themselves

Every "failure" is a learning experience (something accountants and politicians fail to grasp), but I think commercial fusion power is still 60+ years away from being a reality. In the meantime China and others are forging ahead with SAFE fission power systems such as molten Salt technology (Wuwei and others)

(Anyone who thinks molten sodium is safe needs to have their head examined. That's the technology that actually has the "cracking pipes" and serious corrosion issues erronously attributed to salt tech and a coolant which explodes if it contacts water/burns furiously in contact with air isn't a bright idea even in the non-nuclear side of the equation - as they found out at ~Monju. Nuclear proponents need to learn the mantra of "Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD" and take chemical safety into consaideration)

Fix five days of server failure with this one weird trick

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Re: The "inspector"

" I read that you should not mix the old type of solder with the new, because of the formation of intermetallic gubbins, that can cause brittle joints"

Something like that. Mixing the tips isn't a wise move either

personally I prefer whiskers on my cat thatn on a PCB

Nothing's working, and I've checked everything, so it must be YOUR fault

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or "Must Call Someone Else"

I had one MCSE say they were going to connect up a NT4 fileserver of a major international pharmaceutical company customer directlt to the Internet

I responded in writing that owing to the liabilities involved, I would not continue to keep them as a customer if they were to do so, that they needed a bastion server and my own experiments on NT4 had shown me I could manually break into a NT4 machine over PPP connection in about 5 minutes without much effort, therefore I expected a directly connected unfirewalled system to last less than a week online before being attacked by script kiddies, probably losing valuable IP in the process

This was twisted into me making a direct threat to hack into their systems and a snotty letter from their lawyers was received promising to hold me to account if anything happened to their systems

They subsequently went off to another ISP, directly connected their machines as promised (unfirewalled) and got hacked in a week, shutting down their production plant for 3 months. Shortly after that, they were taken over by an even larger pharmaceutical company and the MSCE concerned was no longer employed

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Re: re bad printing on fuses

Same here but there's definitely a problem with a lot of electromechanical parts when you hold up older vs newer ones side by side to compare

Barely readable stampings aren't anything new, but clearly marked parts often aren't obtainable anymore from the usual (or official) suppliers

The funny part is that you can usually find high quality well marked parts from china - but official channels won't buy them as they cost 1% more than the absolute cheapest they can lay their hands on

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Re: It never gets old

"It's a fuse, innit? A fuse is a fuse is a fuse!"

Yes, I've run into this response

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Re: Normal operation

One assumes (hopes?) the checklist got updated?

It's annoying when this happens. Doubly annoying when it KEEPS happening

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Quality British Customer Service - the kind that made British Leyland a worldbeating sucess

This is why commonwealth customers beat paths to everybody ELSE'S front doors as soon as they had an opportunity

But of course, it's all everyone else's fault and our company needs protection from those EEEEEVIL foreigners and their national-security-threatening ability to get things done right first time and/or not gaslight the customer

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The problem with BTOR is that the guys who come out are contractors paid to come out - but only paid if they close the fault and either NOT given past information or don't bother reading it (despite assurances given to the customer (the ISP) that the techs have been briefed before coming out)

What they do is close the fault regardless as soon as they step offsite, meaning the whole cycle has to be started over. The entire system is unfit for purpose and essentially being milked hard by unscrupulous contractors due to the very low per-rate payments

OFCOM are utterly useless. because regulatory capture

I'll bet the last pair of blockes were actually BTOR employees, unlike all the previous ones

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Re: Several times...

The number of times I've found a IEC plug "only just" hanging in makes me wonder about a lot of people

And yes, they've been the cause of intermittent issues where "pushing the plug in properly" has solved it

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Re: Printer Cartridge

I've heard a similar story from BBC micro days about a teacher who managed to install a cassette into a floppy drive slot

In her defence some 5 1/4 inch drives had flip front doors but it's still impressive

Canon: Chip supplies are so bad that our ink cartridges will look as though they're fakes

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Re: Eco-Tank to the rescue!

> discovering that toner cartridges had "caked"

Erm.... you do know that all you need to do in such cases is apply a sharp tap to the cartridge and shake it about a bit, don't you?

As for WHY it's caking - reduce your humidity

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Printer sellers use the razorblade model - subsidised printers, expensive ink

If they changed what printers really cost then the devices would cost about twice as much in most cases

Lasers are so cheap that the only reason to justify buying inkjets is photo-quality printing

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Re: Interesting ...

"However, it really doesn't like being inactive for a couple of weeks"

This is standard problem #1 with _ALL_ inkjets.

If you're not printing every other day, don't buy one.

Lasers don't have this problem, are only slightly more expensive and are generally MUCH cheaper to run

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Re: Interesting ...

get yourself a rubber kit. The standard problem with all printers that are experiencing paper jams is worn out rubber pickup/friction rollers/worn springs and almost all of these are replaceable

The lifespan of most paper drawer pickup rollers is around 50k sheets. If they're smooth/shiny, they need replacing

search term 'Brother [model] consumable kit' (or roller kit or refurb kit) is your recommended starting point

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Re: Playing the "Enviromentally Responsible" card

"If the price is anything like HP - I assume they end up in a bank vault as some sort of currency reserve."

Speaking with a (now long retired) university procurement guy, he urged us to consider anything except HP for our purchases

Paraphrasing his explanation, his department had run a lot of testing of printers of various types and duty cycles and HP consistently came out as the most expensive, worst quality of the big names, with running costs ten+ times higher than several of the competing makers

This was BEFORE the split into HP/HPE

It matched what I'd already experienced but it was nice to see it actually quantified

Unfortunately he'd been unable to set policy on printer purchases because politics. Attempts to ban HP purchases had met with ferocious resistance, as had attempts to ban personal printers (anything smaller than a workgroup printer has eye-wateringly high cost of operation). Some groups had individual cheap inkjets on each desk and were paying incredibly high figures comnpared to using a higher quality workgroup lase, let alone a departmental one

And of course, people buy cheap printers without considering their print volumes. When I did the sums I found that a few £10k departmental lasers were £100k cheaper over 5 years than buying several more £1k workgroup printers - and then spent 4 years being obstructed by manglement who refused to spend that much on a printer when cheaper ones were available

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Re: Playing the "Enviromentally Responsible" card

"they recommend wrapping kitchen waste in newspaper - yet that ink is apparently toxic."

Newspapers have generally used soy-based inks for decades. The days of toxic inks are back in the 1980s

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Re: Playing the "Enviromentally Responsible" card

Contrary to assertions, paper is one of the nastier items to manufacture (quite nasty chemicals used) and has a very limited number of recycle uses (the papermaking pul[ing process chops wood lignin fibres up and it can only get "so short" before it no longer works as paper)

Coated paper is virtually impossible to recycle into anything except building insulation

In a lot of cases it's virtually impossible to compost too, thanks to the preservatives/dyes/varnishes added

The mantra is "reduce", "reuse", "recycle" - it's greener to not print at all and jumping straight to the recycling stage is the greenwashing way of assuaging a guilty conscience

Ink cartridges, on the other hand are just bits of plastic and surprisingly easy to recycle if they can't be reused (most can be refilled)

That said, the cost and energy expenditure of recycling most plastics (or paper) is so high that you'd usually expend 10% as much oil simply burning the old stuff as fuel and manufacturing new items from virgin materials

It's complex - and "recycling" only really works for a limited range of stuff.

In most cases it's a horrendous expenditure of resources. Plastics/paper in particular are extremely low value materials with a very high recycling cost - should we REALLY be spending 20p recycling a soft drink bottle that cost 2p to manfacture and distribute (and constitutes 0.1p worth of raw materials), into another 2p bottle or is it better to find a better way of dealing with it at end of life, or finding a better value proposition for the distribution of the content?

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"Cleaning" cycles

One of the more notorious "Anti-generics" tactics involved running excess cleaning cycles to drain the chipless items very quickly

It will be interesting to know how many pages people get out of these consumables vs chipped ones

Data centre outfit Interxion hit with outage at central London facility

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Re: "Interxion have still failed to share any information and refuse to answer the telephone"

I wouldn't even use the term "laying cables"

"Back hoe fading" is a constant issue. I wonder how bright the sparks were?

The problem with trenching teams is that you can have all the agreements you want about where things are laid and how careful they will be, but if a subcontrator passes it oiff to a labourer without that stuff (and they do) then this kind of thing happens.

There's no comeback on the subbie, so "I'm alright Jack"

Always ensure your contracts include personal liabilities for the person who's supposed to be supervising the job. Nothing focusses the mind so much as the possiblity of losing the roof over one's head

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Re: "Interxion have still failed to share any information and refuse to answer the telephone"

try having "geographically redundant data feeds" which run in the same duct for 3 miles, split out at the nearest town but then rejoin in another duct for the final 10 miles

Quality British Workmanship

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Re: not DNS, not UPS

"usually an automatic transfer switch is."

A lot of this stuff is on cranky "Industrial ethernet" controllers which are fragile as all hell and prone to playing up

I have a half megawatt UPS on my watch which I haven't been able to directly talk to for over 5 years because the ethernet has locked up - I KNOW what's wrong and fixed the crash triggers a long time ago but getting manglement to agree to reboot it is impossible

Its compantion (800kW) had a similar problem but spontaneously rebooted 6 months ago after a similar period of downtime and "miraculously came back to life"

I'd been telling people what was needed the entire time and been shouted down - the "experts" from the vendor companies may know their UPS equipment and the Caterpilar engines but they are _NOT_ IT people(*) and never read the manuals or specifications for the interface equipment to know what takes these ($2000+) ethernet bridges out of service (Hint, never put your industrial equipment on the same VLAN as any other kit, they frequently can't cope with broadcast traffic and as we know painfully well. SCADA kit is frequently crappy as all hell)

(*) Seeing a field tech spit in a serial port plug to clean the pins is the kind of thing that really inspires confidence. I mean, really?? And you wonder why you have a corrosion problem?

Nvidia promises British authorities it won’t strong Arm rivals after proposed merger

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That's the same Nvidia....

...which ripped Broadcom switch chipset support out of Cumulus Linux as soon as it purchased it?

Secure boot for UK electric car chargers isn't mandatory until 2023 – but why the delay?

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Re: Petrol provides more energy per £ than mains electricity

"It's timber chopped down in USA"

AKA "greenwash" - and finally being clamped down on as the fraud that it is after 20 years of people calling it out for what it is