* Posts by Alan Brown

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Chinese space station 'out of control', will do best firework impression

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Re: Before

"You may recall Skylab..."

Skylab was abandoned and shut down (1974) long before it fell out of the sky (1979)

It was proposed to reactivate it for shuttle missions and when someone realised that it might come down earlier than expected thanks to a larger than expected solar maximum increasing drag at its orbit - and that it was large enough to cause some serious mayhem if it hit an inhabited area

- that they tried to reactivate it to allow such a mission (_that_ took the best part of a year (the story of hacking the remaining active circuitry to "pulse" the batteries(*) for weeks on end before they'd finally take a charge is impressive even nearly 40 years later)), as the electronics was mostly dead and the batteries completely discharged.

(*) Switching to charge mode took power away from the comms equipment, so the pulses would last about 100ms and then they'd have to wait for the station to reboot and reestablish communications.

"Saving Skylab - the untold story" is worth a read if you can get hold of a copy. It was published in Popular Science in January 1979 and reprinted in Electronics Australia in September of that year.

Brexit threatens Cornish pasty's racial purity

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Re: Heathens!!

"Why don't we Britons / Celts "

Britons/Picts would support this proposal.

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Re: Champagne Cider

Dunno why being in the EU or not would make much difference.

French winemakers used the area of origin laws to stop australian and kiwi winemakers labelling their stuff as champagne - then promptly put those same winemakers to work making wine under contract to be sold as "champagne"

It's not so much about area of origin as manufacturer name protection. Making it under license is apparently ok.

AWS blames 'latent bug' for prolonging Sydney EC2 outage

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Re: that spinning flywheel...

It's usually "profit" or its cousin "economising on options"

There is a really good reason to ensure that the system you specified or the system that's been ordered (accounting types will go X=Y so Z(*)) and actually delivered (**)

(*) We were lambasted over the price (and quantities) of tape being consumed in IT and asked why we couldn't use cheaper alternatives with all purchasing ability blocked until this was resolved. The answer was that we'd looked at the suggested products from Sellotape, but concluded that they would have an unfortunate tendency to gum up the tape drives.

(**) A classic case being the Quantity surveyor who decided a building was massively overengineered, and so deleted much of this extra cost without referral back to the customer. The result was a purpose-built city library building that didn't have floors strong enough to hold bookshelves on its upper 3 (of 5) floors.

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Re: that spinning flywheel...

In our experience (filthy power is the norm in SE england) It's best to interpose the flywheel permanently between the source and load, else normal day-to-day glitches and spikes will cause random trouble.

That way you gain the benefit of 100% conditioned power hitting the datacentre (no spikes, etc) and you don't need to worry about breakers causing outages (although it's happened here on several occasions as the system has been switched to pass-through for flywheel maintenance. The Caterpilar/Standby Power Systems setup is pretty shitty overall, but still better than most of the rest)

This doesn't help if the diesels don't start - which has also happened here thanks to helpful people in the organisation economising on a £700k purchase by deleting a £500 redundant starting option.

Of course if you're 100% serious about your power you run several flywheels and generators in N+1 parallel configuration. This allows you to switch out 1 flywheel or 1 diesel for maintenance and still have the capability to ride a power outage. Phase coherency is a long-solved problem.

TalkTalk says 8-month app outage lasting 'bit longer than we hoped'

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Re: I always encourage...

if you have connection problems then best bet is one of the smaller ISPs - they tend to be pretty tenacious about making Openreach toe the line.

I've had good service from phone.coop, your milage may vary

Oooooklahoma! Where the cops can stop and empty your bank cards – on just a hunch

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" on the basis that the money might be used"

People have also been convicted of DUI after being stopped walking along the footpath with car keys in their possession because they MIGHT use them to drive a car.

Yes, really.

Marauding monkey blacks out Kenya

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Re: Huh?

"Securing power plant from Electromagnetic Pulse threats have been serious investigations for the EU, UK and America since 2013..."

Earlier than that. The risk has been written about for more than 2 decades and seriously investigated by governments since 2003 or so. It turns out that securing against EMP (solar flares are more likely problems) is relatively straightforward but adds cost to the installation(*). Power companies being power companies, they decided the extra spend wasn't worth it (as with all private companies, they won't add redundancy unless it adds to the bottom line or are forced to do it. Brakes on railway carriages come to mine....)

USA regulators have been jumping up and down about this for a while, hence the STEP program, but it took 10 years after the dangers were pointed out before it even got started.

(*) Advocacy groups say hardening the US distribution grid would cost $2billion, industry says $20 billion. When a single airport building (Heathrow T5) or urban rail project (Crossrail) can cost about the same, it's small beer in the overall scheme of things if that amount of money needs to be spent across a nation's entire infrastructure.

US military tests massive GPS jamming weapon over California

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Re: @Gray ... Military aggression

Beidou/compas coverage has been expanded. The old system was regional. The newer one is global and they're still rolling it out.

This change of policy is a direct result of China being booted from the Gallileo project due to USA pressure.

Bloke flogs $40 B&W printer on Craigslist, gets $12,000 legal bill

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Re: Shouldnt the American Bar Association be delisting this douchebag?

"He's not a lawyer, so he can't be debarred."

He could (and should) be declared a vexatious litigant.

This prevents even _uttering_ legal threats without prior clearance from the court.

GNU cryptocurrency aims at 'the mainstream economy not the black market'

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Re: Expect a trademark infringement claim

How can you trademark Thaler as a monetary term? It's the ancestral root of the word "Dollar" (originally a silver thaler coin - from the german town of Thaler)

Computerised stock management? Nah, let’s use walkie-talkies

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Re: 9 1/2 shoes

"I always wonder if being barefoot, or living in plimsols were the reason my feet are wide."

No.

Try Eccos.

TalkTalk scam-scammers still scam-scamming

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Re: They are losing data from their engineer booking systems

"I moved my parents to PlusNet."

Bearing in mind that Plusnet is simply a trading brand of BT, what makes you think their details will be any more secure than they've proven to be with BT (which is only slightly better than TT's levels of data leakage) ?

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Re: It's happening again

"Then it starts up again. They will never stop. They sell your mug punter details to other firms who give you a crack."

Ask your provider for another number. When they wn't give you one (TT refused), switch to a provider who cares. (I did) and leave the toxic number with the old one.

After that, get yourself a 070 followme number from one of the various sellers and give _that_ out to businesses which insist on having your phone number. The £1.50/minute charge is a strong dissuader from scam calling. (I still get the occasional call, but the fact that they're paying to call me increases my amusement factor a little)

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"I hate it when it gets difficult to tell the fake scammers from the real scammers..."

Especially as automatic contract lockin rollover has been illegal since before 2013 and the maximum contract duration for a new signup is 2 years.

If this was a claim genuinely made by TalkTalk then Ofcom needs to get involved.

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"the replacement for the DPA (the EU General Data Privacy Regulation) allows for 4% of global turnover or 20 million Euros, whichever is higher."

Except the companies will argue that this is damaging or they don't have the money, so the ICO won't enforce it.

On a similar vein, emulating the TCPA's statutory per-call damages plus right of consumer action and joint liability for caller/hirer would put a large dent in the illegal sales calls made in the UK.

The ICO and Ofcom are _both_ notably silent when this is raised, or try to claim that it would result in the courts being overwhelmed in a tsunami of claims. (really? If it's that bad then why are there so few actions and so few entities being fined?)

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"It prompted us to take up TTs offer of free CLI."

What makes you think they can't manipulate that?

CLI is trivial to spoof if the origin is VOIP or ISDN

Even in remotest Africa, Windows 10 nagware ruins your day: Update burns satellite link cash

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Re: Pretty cynical upgrade

"Vast parts of the world are unable to get a decent connection to the tubes and I doubt this is an isolated case."

Nope. The same problems apply in Outer Bumfuckistan, even when on mobile data connections.

Having something attempt to update to Win10 might not seem like a problem at 0.7c/MB, but when you realise the average income for the locals is $4/day, you might change your tune (especially when it repeatedly fails and takes the best part of 2-3 weeks to actually suceed, making the total xfer more like 9-10Gb)

BOFH: What's your point, caller?

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Re: 48 hour SLA?

"The operative word is "should" - if it ain't "shall", it ain't a requirement!"

Stand over here please. There are a bunch of RFCs writers who'd like a word.

No, don't worry about the anvil that your testicles are draped over, or the hammers in their hands.

On her microphone's secret service: How spies, anyone can grab crypto keys from the air

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Re: Mobile computing

"Back in the late-1970s or very early-1980s, there was a 'Ghost' themed game for the Tandy Radio Shack Z80-based TRS-80 Model 3 / Model 4"

Are you referring to Android NIM?

"The game's instructions included putting an AM radio near the computer, and music would be played. Yep, the EMI was that strong."

Which is why the FCC came down fairly hard on the early PC makers over emissions. I discovered my TRS80 was wiping out the neighbours' TV reception (low band VHF) only when they asked my parents if we were having trouble viewing XYZ programs (we had an external antenna, they were using bunny ears and the PC was a few metres away through 2 wooden walls, unshielded cables everywhere)

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"Why is a Faraday cage not realistic?"

Because they don't stop audio noise.

Potting the regulator coils would help a lot but most makers don't do this.

Why Oracle will win its Java copyright case – and why you'll be glad when it does

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Re: Chancing rules in favour of incumbents

"Similarly, Microsoft's first product was re-implementing DEC's flavour of the BASIC language,"

Actually the first product was a traffic tabulator.

The Altair BASIC in question was created on stolen computer resources (MS BASIC was developed on a PDP-10 belonging to Harvard university without the authorisation required for commercial activities) and without reference to Dartmouth's copyright on the language (If Dartmouth had ever asserted copyright on BASIC it may never have become ubiquitous)

The "Open Letter" led to the production and distribution of TinyBASIC

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Re: This article conflates two important issues

> "1. Is and API itself copyrightable"

> That has already been decided by the courts, and the answer is a confirmed, settled and now

> indisputable "Yes". Not even Google are endeavouring to get that court judgement changed.

Actually, that's wrong. It hasn't gone up to the Supreme court.

In addition, that decision is USA-only.

Any attempt to bring a case based on use of an API in the EU would be thrown out.

As others have noted, Oracle have attempted to conflate the issues.

1: Use of the java API for API-compatible code (Let's call it DALVIK) that operates differently internally

2: Use of Java internal code.

The Oracle Schills have been out in force since the last judgement and this should have been properly attributed as an opinion piece along with the affiliations of the author, as was done in other publications.

Who's to blame for the NHS drug prices ripoff?

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Re: NHS are at it too

"However as soon as he needs more than 1 prescription each month it's cheaper to just get a PPC!"

I have 6 each month, so the PPC is the way to fly - but it's worth noting that the _actual_ NHS price of the items is still substantially lower than the cost of the PPC (it works out about 10p/day)

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Re: "Cheap" generics are not always the answer!

"Often the generic blister packs the foil breaks away from more than 2 tables at once, or the tablets break in half (+dust) when trying to push them through"

FWIW, cracking the foil with a fingernail first before pushing the pill through stops that happening.

I agree on the variabliity of generics though, Even between them there are major differences between effectiveness or side effects.

For a drug with only 750 prescriptions/year, paying 130 pounds a shot may be cheaper overall than going through the entire tendering process to get a 12 pound rate, but it does encourage general gouging on low-rate items and there's no reason that sourcing has to be within the UK (single EU market, etc)

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Re: I've read the original article

"the drug makers have agreed among themselves who will be the sole maker"

The very essence of cartel behaviour....

Flytenow's other wing clipped: second appeal fails

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Re: Good. Serve's 'em right.

"as demonstrated by the poor GA accident rate."

Putting that in context: GA injury and death rates are on par with motorcycling.

Contrast and compare with civil transport aviation.

Lights! Camera! Infraction! Filmmakers behind 117 million robocalls to shift DVDs

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Note who's doing the enforcing.

FTC _and_ FCC

meantime in blighty, Ofcom gets to play chocolate teapot whilst trading standards fiddle.

Telstra wins copper repair contract on the copper it sold to nbn

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Re: Commercial in confidence gets the best deal for Australia

"having destroyed a lot of it by putting that silicone gel in the connection boxes. "

Que?

It was known 40 years ago that using silicon grease as a water barrier in copper connections was a spectacularly bad idea (the copper and silicon ions crossmigrate). On the other hand, petrolatum works a treat (vaseline)

How old are these grease-filled joints?

'Windows 10 nagware: You can't click X. Make a date OR ELSE'

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Re: Fit for purpose

"If they have to correspond with people who use Microsoft Office, particularly heavily-scripted files, then it never has, does, or will fit perfectly,"

Libre imports and exports office formats adequately for the purpose. Scripting isn't an issue.

As stated in another thread: "80% of Office users only need 20% of the features." Which, incidentally is how MS took over the WP market in the first place (fewer features than what existed but 'good enough' and cheap.)

MS being a moving target was actually a factor in switching to Lubuntu/libreoffice - too much stuff was coming in in newer msz formats the existing software couldn't open, etc.

Compatibility issue solved. Licensing issues solved. Network printing/scanning issues also solved. Recurrent virus/malare problems solved. Productivity up by a factor of 5 or so. Old hardware life extended (important where the average pay is $4/day). Documents now all regularly backed up, etc. Yes, all doable with windows but the existing systems were crawling anyway and the desktops are now fairly snappy.

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Re: Fit for purpose

"Wonder what'll happen when (not if) THAT copy gets upgraded to Windows 10 as well? "

My experience with pirated win7 installs (in outer bumfuckistan) being upgraded to win10

1: 2 weeks to download the update. Yes, bandwidth really is that bad there.

2: a day to install the update. Yes, the machines really wore that underpowered.

3: after firing up, relatively ok BUT the installation realised the original serial numbers were fake, so nags every 10 minutes about pirate software and "pay $30 to get a legal version"

These boxes were Dells - originally sold with Ubuntu onboard and "upgraded" to Win7 before being placed on desktops.

The ironic thing is that Lubuntu + Libreoffice suited the outfit's needs perfectly, "but it isn't windows"

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Re: Not Vista

"The system was screwed previously by malware and the hardware barely supported the original system. "

On the bright side: Just as 7 runs better on such systems than Vista did, 10 also runs better.

Lubuntu runs even better still. :)

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Re: Not Vista

"Vista is not eligible for the free Windows 10 upgrade"

Look to see that "free upgrade" extended to everything.

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Re: What date is good for you?

" but I haven't bothered to even turn them on since all this malarky kicked off. I'll turn them on when the danger's passed."

Given the way MS is forcing this, it will probably decide to upgrade NOW, no arguments or alternatively they will keep postponing the drop dead date out until they've achieved the update goal.

Probably both.

Swiss effectively disappear Alps: World's largest tunnel opens

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Re: Never happen here.

"It also took rather less than 17 years to build"

Chalk is somewhat softer than granite and basalt (amongst other things)

The irony is that this tunnel is one of the biggest NIMBY projects ever - being driven by the Swiss dislike of an endless processing of heavy transport through their picturesque mountain towns.

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Re: What's a couple of hundred meters between friends?

"TL;DR version - there won't be enough heat to make it worth while."

Which is the same reason why geothermal plants aren't worth building(*), except in a few very limited cases where you're on top of a magmatic hotspot such as Iceland.

(*) The heat they produce is low grade, resulting in thermally inefficient production and the heat output declines substantially over time no matter how many new boreholes are sunk. On top of that you often have "interesting" side effects - the Icelandic hot lake being one, but "The Craters of the Moon" at Wairaki being a more common counterpoint that's not particularly beneficial unless you happen to be a tourist (plus you need to get rid of the bore water, which is invaribly highly polluted with dissolved "stuff", either by reinjecting it into another bore (high energy requirements) or dumping it in a river with associated fishkill, etc.)

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Re: Swiss efficiency

"It is under a mountain i.e. nobody's back yard."

Several mountains and several hundred backyards.

Also several major fault lines. It's an impressive piece of work, especially considering that in these kinds of tunnelling projects it's never _quite_ certain what you'll encounter no matter how much seismic imaging you throw at the problem.

Amongst other things, the Swiss factored in time for delays for such things (which weren't needed), unlike british projects which are run on hopelessly optimistic timelines (Crossrail was relatively straightforward as the geology is very well known and it was archeology which was the big delay factor) and never designed to cater to slight usage expansions, resulting in having to "do it over" when the project proves insufficient for the task.

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Re: Swiss efficiency

"On average it has only had to be closed a few nights every month for the five years since it opened, because they cut so many corners on the quality of the equipment used during construction..."

And because the road it bypassed was closed as soon as the tunnel opened and was subequently ripped up with a lot of haste, traffic has to take a 20-30 mile detour to get around the blockage.

"Quality" Brutish Workmanship.

Server makers love Intel Xeons (true) - but not the price tag

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Re: Make Servers, Not War!

"but in the end it's still x86 with all the baggage and compatibilities to the old-world it drags or brings."

What matters is what it does and how much power it consumes whilst doing so, not what baggage it brings.

This is why Intel have beaten AMD in the datacenter for some time (The only reason I have AMD compute servers is because at the time it was the only way to get more cores in the box)

If ARM beats Intel on this then it will rapidly take over for non compute-centric applications. The problem is that as ARM has gotten faster its power consumption and purchase price has approached the low end Xeons for the same performance as those low-end Xeons.

Where ARM might win is if a few hundred cores could be put into the box, but that's not happening either (yet).

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Re: It's a case of ....

"But when pretty much no-body makes off-the-self servers using AMD chips then what choice do you have?"

And that has a lot to do with AMD's chips being cheaper but having significantly higher power consumption compared to the Intel equivalent. TOC ends up being higher and that's a bigger deal in a server farm than CapEx.

Life after Safe Harbour: Avoiding Uncle Sam's data rules gotchas

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Re: Summary

"The USA wants strong controls over what they export and no controls over what we export"

It gets stranger and stranger though.

Stuff which has been taken into the USA may be prohibited from being carried back out, or in the case of data files, read by the very people who created them - on top of which, if a copy of your data makes it into the USA, even though you've never been there and your copy of the data still being yours on your desktop, can still result in you being charged with a US federal crime for giving a copy to your chinese colleague who likewise has never been anywhere near the USA and the entire data path not having been near the USA.

It's very much a case of "what's mine is mine, what's yours is mine too and I'll happily come and take it off you if I want it, no matter where you are" - in a lot of cases that means you should be doubly careful to ensure that your data doesn't _cross_ USA territories, let alone ever reside in them.

Leak: Euro Patent Office 'court of appeals' rails against King Battistelli

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Re: The people who appointed him

"So, get your mates to set you up in Office, then turn it into a fiefdom."

A fiefdom which (unlike FIFA, EUFA, IOC) gets him diplomatic immunity.

That's the fundamental problem here, else he'd have been arrested and charged with breaching labour laws some time back.

Jaxa's litany of errors spun Hitomi to pieces

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"Other sensors existed to check whether it was giving correct data or not (and would have shown it was giving false data), but were ignored"

Japan has had a _lot_ of missions fail and still doesn't seem to be accepting the idea that juniors can/SHOULD query seniors' work.

In every single case all the paperwork is correct, every documented step has been doublechecked and signed off on, etc. The critical mistakes are baked-in from the outset with no thought given to questioning the spec. Experience shows that when things go wrong in japanese technology there's a LOT of coverup going on afterwards which frequently compounds the "what went wrong" from fixable to disaster scale - one example being Fukushima, which could have been a whole lot worse if the senior engineer onsite hadn't finally broken his conditioning, told Tepco management to go fuck themselves and started doing the stuff which needed to be done to save the plant (If manglement hadn't blocked him from the outset, there may not have been meltdowns or hydrogen explosions). Monju is another example of a japanese clusterfuck, then there's the Mitsubishi wheel bearing scandal on a more mundane level.

There's an egrarious cultural failure that needs addressing, starting with the institutionalised bullying within the japanese education system where the "odd kid out" gets the crap beaten out of him from a very early age (5-6 years old) whilst the teacher looks on and does nothing - it's taught from a very early age that you will conform OR ELSE, you will not ask questions OR ELSE and you will accept what you are told by your seniors OR ELSE.

The militaristic cultural model needs fixing. Until Japan faces that reality they'll keep breaking spacecraft and failing to learn from it.

Michael Dell bought his PC biz for a bargain, must get checkbook out for stiffed shareholders

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Re: I don't understand

It's those shareholders who were forcibly bought out who are being compensated.

As noted in the story, the ones who voted for the deal get nothing.

That sinking feeling: Itanic spat's back as HPE Oracle trial resumes

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Re: The disconnect

"It is so extreme that is difficult to have meaningful communications with them"

Especially when what they sold doesn't actually work (personal experience). This was the final straw which ensured that my employer never purchased HP systems again.

Intellectual property laws in China, India are flawed, claims US govt without irony

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fundamental problems

1: Copyrights and patents have been extended to stupidly long periods that are badly damaging to the hosting society.

2: There are cartels controlling distribution of media around the world.

The patent system was originally a way of distributing royal favours and ended up being abolished by the king because of widespread egrarious abuse, then recreated in a much more equitable form.

It looks like abolition and recreation is long-overdue.

the second part also needs nuking from orbit. Australia correctly declared DVD regioncoding as an illegal restraint on trade more than 20 years ago and subsequently backed down on it. TTP and TTIP will actually make things worse, not better.

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Re: Wall of text alert

"It used to be that possession of an official recording gave you the right to listen to the music it contained. Giving, selling or inheriting the physical object transferred that right."

Do you realise that publishers (books and records) tried to have that made illegal in the past?

Their failure to suceed in those attempts is where the "first sale doctrine" comes from.

This is something they've been attempting (and largely suceeding) to destroy ever since (hence software being licensed, etc)

Brexit? Cutting the old-school ties would do more for Brit tech world

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Re: You don't need money to get into Oxford or Cambridge

" It's remarkable how often college benefactor's children get admitted with inferior grades."

And for them the important thing is not graduating but the social networking they're able to achieve, that's unattainable at a lesser university.

It's like the difference between the contacts made at Eton vs the ones made at Harrow (both are top echelon schools, but the Eton old boys network has far more political clout)

Disk death: Three-quarters of PCs will run SSDs by 2020

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"so of course it had an SSD. After replacing the damn thing three times in the first year "

What model was it? OCZ have been spectacularly unreliable as a f'instance.

"Of course I realise Enterprise SSD's are better than this, but have you seen the prices?"

Samsung SM863s are about 30% more than the 850Evo versions (or about 15% more than the 850Pro)

And as has already been pointed out, if losing a single drive knocks out a server, you're doing it wrong.