* Posts by Alan Brown

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Super Cali goes ballistic, small-cell law is bogus. School IT outsourcing is also... quite atrocious

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"It's part of the social contract a business has with it's neighbours and hosts"

The USA has been actively tearing up the social contract starting in California around 1968 under governor Ronny Raygun. It went into high gear after said governor became USA president.

For an example of where the endgame goes, look at places like Honduras - https://www.salon.com/2015/03/02/my_libertarian_vacation_nightmare_how_ayn_rand_ron_paul_their_groupies_were_all_debunked/

It's rather telling that Ayn Rand relied on government welfare to survive. Her books were fantasist works which didn't take any account of human nature, but that doesn't stop Randian accolytes trying to put the ideas into practice.

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"However if you've never had the displeasure of working with a city authority in California it's hard to understand just how absurdly obtuse they could be."

The Land of the Free has some of the most complex, inane and bureaucratic sets of rules on the planet, with overlapping sets of government full of jobsworths who make Vogons seem pleasant to work with.

For a country which raves about its freedoms the amazing thing is how few the citizenry actually _has_.

Seriously, doing business in almost every other part of the world is a breeze compared to doing almost anything in the USA, but on the other hand if you're a large business there you frequently have the ability to steamroller just about everything in your path and due process/civil rights be damned.

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Re: Translation...

"That meant stringing cable as fast as possible, without any concern for safety of the other utility workers who had to use the same poles."

Not in the USA, but one company sued the city for the right to string cables along the poles.

The problem was the city had undergrounded all utilities 30 years earlier. Those poles were _lighting_ poles and they'd refused permission to string cables because the weight would have caused those poles to buckle and fall down.

Europol cops lean on phone networks, ISPs to dump CGNAT walls that 'hide' cyber-crooks

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CGNAT is a clusterfuck

But this has to be one of the more surprising objections to it.

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"Unless there's also a record of the IMEI a phone number or anything linked to it doesn't even identify a phone"

IMEIs can be changed and frequently are, regardless of legality.

Supreme Court to rule on whether US has right to data stored overseas

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Re: Of course, the DoJ will win

> Judging by his actions in office so far I think "Make America Great" in Trumpese translates to "Make Donald Trump richer and more powerful" in English.

and "Making America Grate" for the rest of the world.

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Re: If it's in Ireland ...

"The fact is that Microsoft U.S. could tell its Irish office to send over the data, and the Irish office could hardly refuse to obey an instruction from head office. "

They can if it's illegal under irish law.

Head office might rail about it, but if they sack the refusniks they'll not only be in trouble for attempted illegal activities, they'll also be in deeper trouble for unjustified dismissal.

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Re: If it's in Ireland ...

"unless I missed something really important recently, Ireland is still a sovereign state."

Historically that's never bothered the US much when it's wanted something.

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Re: What data did DOJ seek?

"Don't know about Microsoft, as we detected alleged "EU only" traffic spooling via US resources we didn't even bother trying any further."

Google won't offer any guarantees whatsoever that EU data stays in the EU. (in fact they pretty much guaranteed it won't)

If you have some documented evidence of MS pulling this, then a number of places I know would like to see it.

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Re: What data did DOJ seek?

"I reckon the DoJ is going to win this one."

If they do, it may trigger electronic trade wars which will have lots of unforseen results.

Like the USA no longer being the hub of our communications electronic universe(*)

(*) That's already happening, but the difference will be traffic actively routing _around_ the USA and US_based multinationals being shunned everywhere.

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Re: What data did DOJ seek?

"legal discrimination on grounds of citizenship is unconstitutional in itself. Check the 14th amendment."

And yet it's not only routine in the USA, it's condoned by most levels of government.

A bit like the 15th amendment is widely ignored.

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Re: What data did DOJ seek?

"They're not after specific data about a specific individual but open access to the servers."

There's the companion thought to this, that the US Ferals are only going for this because they haven't been able to rummage around quietly already.

Perhaps MS have improved their security.

Xperia XZ1: Sony spies with its MotionEye something beginning...

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Re: Sony design....

"These days the Sony quantum dot stuff is good"

You'll find that these panels are actually made by Samsung and that the cheaper Sony european TV sets are actually made by BEKO

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_liquid-crystal-display_manufacturers - note that Sony don't appear there.

Seconded on Oled, but QD comes in a close second thanks to their efficiency.

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planning permission...

(They successfully fought a planning permit to extend a transmitter in the middle of Highgate Woods. Well done, everyone).

I've always wondered why the mobile phone companies don't simply say "Take it up with these people" when there are complaints about shitty reception in an area.

As for "godawful mobile towers" these are all in-fill poles, not much taller than a standard telegraph pole and visually almost indistinguishable other than the tiny (under 2 foot long) phased array on top. Sectorised ones are a bit larger but they're still very small.

The older generation of such poles is summarised at http://pedroc.co.uk/monopoles.htm - but as these newer ones are covering a much smaller area, they're also a lot smaller.

Ernst & Young slapped with £1.8 MEEEELLION fine for crap accounting

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Re: EY - My experience

you missed "with a vastly bloated opinion of their abilities and importance"

I've crossed paths with EY auditors a couple of times and they can get downright vindictive when challenged.

San Francisco uni IT bods to protest Tuesday over cuts, outsourcing

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Re: I'm not a fan of outsourcing IT..

"when IT staff initially start as part of a department before being merged into the IT department later, I've seen that a couple of times over the years."

The more common case is that departmental IT staff get the boot as central IT expand and take over, but central IT then find they need more than the original complement of departmental staff onsite to keep up with demand.

US Congress mulls first 'hack back' revenge law. And yup, you can guess what it'll let people do

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Re: Hacking back against forged attacks

> Yes Bob, considering your batshit insane attitude to everything

It covers why he's ex-military. The Batshit Insane ones generally get weeded out early in their careers.

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Re: erm isn't this what law enforcement is for?

"So folks, if you want to know what's wrong with America, I give you Bob - AKA Exhibit A. This is how they train their soldiers...."

That and USA 'justice' is about "retribution with interest" rather than "repair and reconciliation"

Such policies have always led to escalating cycles of violence.

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Re: erm isn't this what law enforcement is for?

i would have thought that men with big balls would be extremely careful to avoid any situations where they might get bumped. After all, a good kick in the nuts has most guys laying on the ground vomiting.

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Re: Hacking back against forged attacks

"So Mallory impersonates Alice and attacks Bob. Doesn't need to be a big or effective attack."

swap "XYZ state-sponsored attack team" for Mallory, who hacks into Alice, attacks Bob and then disappears into the night, carefully deleting logfiles which might identify them.

Then sit back and enjoy the popcorn.

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Re: erm isn't this what law enforcement is for?

"Though it reminds of FindMyPhone incidents were the cops, despite being shown specific GPS data decline to intervene and suggest the aggrieved party go there themselves and attempt to get their property back,"

Yes, that particular issue is one that worries me, because it's effectively the cops _encouraging_ vigilante justice, when in a lot of cases the criminal is armed and has nothing to lose if a victim shows up.

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Re: erm isn't this what law enforcement is for?

"And shooting or otherwise killing a person is a "biggie" for most psychiatrically healthy people"

You're making a big assumption about the mental health of the average american gun carrying individual.

Elon Musk says Harry Potter and Bob the Builder will get SpaceX flying to Mars

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Re: In the spirit of the BFR...

"I figure all he has to do is paint a giant letter "F" on the inside of the thing, and he can say it's a "Big F in Rocket"."

That, or get Love Honey to sponsor one.

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Re: In the spirit of the BFR...

It's the best falcon rocket in the falcon business!

Who needs fracking, flaming farting or other choices? It even sounds "almost" right.

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Re: Colonist motivation

"I would hope that the other red button activates the nurse"

You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FaH7ATXkWg

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Re: 14 days long nights on the moon?

The position of the earth may be endlessly stable in the Moon's starry sky but there is definitely a 28 (earth) day light/dark cycle.

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Re: "The Moon is harder because it has no atmosphere"

Mars suits can be a little easier, but not because of the pressure differential. Ultraviolet light levels are lower due to distance from the sun and the atmosphere is going to prevent most of the micrometeors getting to the surface/slow down the bigger ones somewhat, which means less kevlar is needed.

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Re: "The Moon is harder because it has no atmosphere"

"On Mars or on the Moon, a hole in your suit means you die if you can't get to safety quick enough."

With only 3-5psi in the suit(*) (otherwise the joints are so stiff you'll be sweating like a pig after walking 50 yards), even a bit of cheap duct tape will take care of anything up to 5mm diameter

(*) Mars atmosphere is so tenuous it may as well be vacuum for this purpose - see James May flying in a U2 for an analogy and even that was denser than martian atmosphere.

Drone smacks commercial passenger plane in Canada

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Re: I kinda want a drone

Get a microdrone and fly it indoors.

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Re: How is it different

"One particular test completely destroyed the engine to a far greater extent than the testers had ever anticipated. Then they learned to defrost the chickens before shooting them into the engines."

IIRC the test was intended to be of the resistance of high speed train windscreens to birdstrikes.

What they actually ended up testing was their resistance to concrete blocks being pushed off overbridges.

(This is a valid concern for trains. USA locomotive cabins have had specially strengthened front windows fitted since the 1970s in response to a large number of concrete block incidents and armoured side windows due to gunfire.)

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Re: How is it different

"Design a high-speed macerator which sits in front of the engine and macerates any foreign object"

When the foreign object is large enough, you're also going to be ingesting parts of the macerator - which is why they don't do it. That, and the risk of detached "bits" getting ingested and the issue that extra drag is a serious issue - even mesh inlets on helicoptor turboshafts have generally gone away in favour of centrifigual intakes for FOD reasons.

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Re: How is it different

"if a pilot sees them, he can avoid them."

The odds of a pilot seeing birds on a collision course are slim to negligable. As I understand it Sully and his copilot caught a glimpse of the flock just as it went under their nose.

I went head-on into a duck squadron and only saw the one which just avoided being propellor mincemeat for about a tenth of a second as it flared and went above me. I never saw the one that (slightly) dented the wing's leading edge, but well and truely felt it - and the closing speed was only about 120mph. Airliners are flying a _LOT_ faster than that, with higher pilot loadings when in the pattern and significantly less time to identify an (effectively) near-stationary object in the sky in front of you.

the same applies to drones. They're small, slow and bloody hard to see - which is why I take all reported sightings with a large dose of cynicism, especially when you take into account that the number of "drone sightings" at Heathrow and other airports has an almost 1:1 correspondance with the decrease in the number of "bird sightings" - and having watched cranes and other large birds hanging around the streams on the south side of Heathrow, then flying north over the runways I know what I'm putting my money on as the more likely culprit for most sightings.

_ANY_ transport pilot who claims that a drone tracked alongside their aircraft should be given as much credence as one who saw a UFO with Roswell Greys waving out the window at them. They may have seen something, but it wasn't what they think it was. Even racing drones can't go that fast and racing drones can only keep it up for a few seconds.

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Re: How is it different

"So far most pilots have failed to perform the water landing on the Hudson on a simulator."

Even a glider pilot wouldn't have experience with 2 draggy waterscoops hanging under the wings. Sully flared and bellyflopped perfectly

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Re: How is it different

"Geese aren't made of hard plastic, metal and or carbon fiber and usually don't carry LiPo's."

Geese are dense, large and make a hell of a mess. As do ducks - which I know from personal experience at 350 feet or so AGL.

That thing on the front of an aeroplane is NOT a propellor, it's a cooling fan for the pilot. if you don't believe that, watch how much he sweats when it stops.

Storms blow away 2017 Solar Challenge field

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"Third is generating the electrical power required to do the charging while decomissioning most of the generating capacity required to simply keep the lights on at the moment, without factoring in a huge increase in capacity to deal with millions of electric vehicles requiring huge amounts of power. The joke is that the people protesting against building new power plants are generally those for electric vehicles."

if you do the math, you'll see that eliminating carbon-based heating (ie: oil and gas furnaces/boilers) and as much carbon-based transport as possible, along with moving carbon-intensive industrial processes to electric heat, you'll need an approximate 6-8 fold increase in electricity generation capacity.

There is simply no way that renewables can do this even with perfect windmils and 100% efficient solar panels(*) - and you can't pave the african deserts because the 1: economic transportation range of electricity is about 1500 miles at most (there are longer transportation lines, but they're used for grid balancing not bulk supply) and 2: There's more than enough demand south of the Sahara to take it all anyway. (Paving the american deserts won't produce enough electricity to make up the shortfall)

(*) the absolute best that renewables can do is more-or-less match existing electricity generation capacity

Any change in energy consumption patterns or population distribution is likely to increase carbon emissions, and there's enough pent-up demand int he developing world to completely eclipse current carbon emissions even if developed countries stopped emitting overnight.

Which means that in order to save the planet's ecosystem, "we" - as a species - are going to have to embrace civil nuclear power systems pretty much everywhere, and the longer we take to agree on that the worse things are going to get. An anoxic oceanic event won't play out in decades but if we trigger one (and it looks increasingly likely that we may have done already), you can look forward to extinction of most large (over 40kg) land animals over the next 10,000 years - and that includes us.

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"batteries are getting better and better ..."

30 years ago, it wasn't unusual for solar panel front-runners to completely destroy extremely expensive sets of batteries (tens of thousands of dollars back then) during the course of the race.

It'd be interesting to see what the degradation factor is on the current generation and if there are rules requiring serviceable capacity to be maintained on the things at the end of the race.

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"Electric and solar power hass been tried for the better part of 25-30 years and it still doesn't work (and if you believe it does, I'd gleefully remind you of South Australia's ability to keep the lights on),"

Which has a lot more to do with the politics of preferential feed-in tarriffs than actual reality. Those cuts could have been avoided if the gas-fired generation plant didn't stand to lose a shitload of money simply by starting the engines, thanks to projected resumption of wind in less time that it takes to break even on running the generators.

Giving special rates and priority to intermittent, uncontrollable sources is one thing when they're a tiny proportion of your power generating fleet but with that kind of encouragement the tail quickly grows to the point where it wags the dog. Elon's battery banks will help but they won't solve this. nor will the newly mandated storage systems for new builds. They need to go into older ones too.

Assange thanks USA for forcing him to invest in booming Bitcoin

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Re: Does the Ecuadorian commissary accept Bitcoin?

"Without the Plunge Protection Team, normal currencies would be as prone to severe fluctuations as Bitcoin is."

Even with that team, today's announcement that the UK is ~£450billion pounds worse off than it thought it was will have similar effects.

'Open sesame'... Subaru key fobs vulnerable, says engineer

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Re: This will only open the doors

"I'm almost certain that they also have a separate immobiliser 'chip' in the physical key."

Yup, but if you have access to the interior of the car then you also have access to the ODB2 port and you can teach it that the key transponder you just taped to the pickup ring is legitimate.

Professional outfits will just disable the alarm and lift the car, but the real problem will be when cheap kits start circulating allowing 20-30 recidivist sociopaths to raise mayhem by stealing any scooby they want.

FWIW: the most stolen cars are not the high performance ones. Those attract too much attention. Hardened car theives steal boring econoboxes that noone looks twice at.

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Re: Cheap components?

"I was wondering why he needed a DVB-T stick to handle 433MHz "

Because purchasing one draws less attention than buying a 433MHz module when the rozzers start poking into purchase histories.

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Re: This won't be addressed

"Cost of replacement vs. low risk makes it unlikely to be addressed:"

The insurance industry has recently noted an uptick in car thefts without keys and aren't happy that it's due to poor security in car immobilisers and remote unlocking systems finally being exploited by cheap tech like RasPis

In a parallel vein, sales of things like "The Club" are on the rise again.

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bricking attacks

"the attacker can brick the owner's key fob with an integer overrun"

Only temporarily. Reintroducing the key to the car using the standard pairing sequence will fix that (it can happen in 2 key households with virtually any car if there are more than ~50 lock/unlocks from one fob before the other is used.)

FCC Commissioner blasts new TV standard as a 'household tax'

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Re: 3D

"I don't ever remember that anyone could easily get any porn on my 50 year old dual standard Bush CTV 167 25" colour TV when it was new"

You can thank Mary Whitehouse for that. Early 60s UK TV was quite racy before she and her mob got involved.

In the case of _broadcast_ standards, you get what the government of the area dictates. In the case of _consumer_ standards, you get what has the most purchased content.

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Re: Is it wrong ..

"Well, in fact some changes did make some boxes useless well before that timeframe! "

Yes, I'm well aware of that, having had one such box go titsup - but that failure was a direct result of the manufacturer making assumptions that a field size would never change despite there being provision in the standard for it to do just that, not a change in the technology.

A bunch of other boxes (SetPal based) went titsup when the size of the program index pages increased and this was down to the exact same cause.

Reality says that we replace our setup boxes around once a decade if not more. The number of 1980-era TVsets still in use is miniscule, let alone anything older and even my late 2000s LCD "HD-ready" set is on its last legs already (the builtin DVD player packed up years ago and the CCFL lamps are going pink)

Facebook, Twitter slammed for deleting evidence of Russia's US election mischief

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This will be very useful

To european data privacy commissioners when facebook roll out the "we can't delete that" excuse yet again.

Scouse marketing scamps scalped £70k for 100,000+ nuisance calls

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"The sad part is, it generated over 100 leads."

At least some of those will be pissed off punters trying to identify the culprits.

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"Easily, I guess..."

Well yes, but it shows that DXI don't exactly have clean hands - which may be why they coughed up the emails so easily.

Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

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Re: Rotated Screen

"The user was irate as some magic had rotated his screen display 90Deg and he was in the middle of something important."

There's always the fun of the taskbar being dragged around the screen edges by a careless user.

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Re: Oh noes

"That said, I had one user who I'd have happily screwed to the floor.."

As opposed to screwed on the desk?

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Re: Now it can be told...

> I put the "BSOD screensaver" on the WinNT server he was setting up.

I know someone who did put this on several of the servers.

Cue $BOSS coming in and seeing BSOD (on a linux box), with the prompt reaction of power cycling the box.