Posts by Les Matthew

Looks like

the video players batteries have run flat.

Re: AJAX? In the kitchen?

You just had to scour the net for that one.

Re: 8 grand a month

"get a grip on reality, you really are not worth that much. Regardless of your skill set."

Unlike our MP's who trouser similar amounts with all their little extras.

And why shouldn't skilled workers that are good at what they do be able to earn good money?

After all, bankers and peeps in the financial sector have been trousering insane amounts for what appears to have been piss poor skill levels.

Just because you get shit wages doesn't mean everyone else should.

Before you all cheer

just remember that The Dark Lord is sitting in the wings.

"Want respect - don't piss away money on Web 2.0 rubbish"

Shouldn't that be:

Want respect - don't spunk away money on Web 2.0 rubbish?

@Keith

"Anyone who claims they haven't done similar is either a) lying b) so old they can't remember that far back."

Nobody has fondled my man boobs in a long time. Well, not since I didn't have them. :)

jings, crivens and help ma bob

A Paris Hilton article with an IT angle. Old Nick must be skating to work. ;)

I'd love to wave a magic wand

that stops everybody from smoking all at once. Just to hear all the sanctimonious holier than thou non-smokers squeal like stuck pigs as our darling chancellor finds new and imaginative ways to claw back the £12 billion a year in extra tax that smokers pay.

80% of a packet of cigs price is tax.

So remember folks, smokers are doing something for you, they are lowering your tax bill.

Now FOAD.

Flame away, I'm off to light one up.

@Paul C. Hartley

"I want sharks with fricking lasers on their fricking heads!"

That shark don't need no frickin lasers.

Re: Sitting down to pee

It's no good standing on the seat

the snakes in here can jump ten feet.

Re: why lash the cash?

I'm not sure how it works but I assume if Tiscali went under there would be 1.8 million customers without broadband and therefore looking elsewhere for their connection.

Some may find this hard to believe but Tiscali broadband has got even worse over the last fortnight.

Will he be using

fruity loops?

"Wolverine leak claims first victim?"

Shouldn't that read

"Wolverine leak claims first idiot?"

Jargon

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

Is that the sound

of something hitting a fan that I can hear?

@Kenny Swan

"How does an educated professional fall for this?"

Greed.

Is that

a golden dildo in the picture on the right-hand sidebar?

I was going to use the thumbs-up (Love it) icon but thought better of it. :D

@Skip Curry

"Paris: Cos shes been in many a sticky situation."

Only two, apparently.

Re:Who cares? Who will buy?

Someone that wants to see litigation against Linux go on as long as is possible?

Maybe somebody should tell them about

http://www.dban.org/

@ Huw Davies

I wonder which head they cut off?

Bit harsh either way.

@Justin Case

"You mean there was an article?"

It did raise a couple of interesting points.

For all asking about fly-tipping

Here is a real world example.

http://home.clara.net/lesmcdm/images/ftip.jpg