* Posts by Mike Pellatt

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Handcranked HTML and JPEG japes. What could possibly go wrong?

Mike Pellatt

Re: Hand cranked code?

IIRC MS Publisher could also output crap

FTFY

Microsoft blocked TSO Host's email IPs from Hotmail, Outlook inboxes and no one seems to care

Mike Pellatt

Real issue I think is a quick and effective means of saying Oy! this email is genuine which the spammers won't find a way around in milliseconds.

Good luck with that.

Another rewrite for 737 Max software as cosmic bit-flipping tests glitch out systems – report

Mike Pellatt

Re: Idiology: the beliefs of idiots

Much the same with building control here.

Whilst not wishing to pre-empt the conclusions of the inquiry - it does seem Grenfell is (partly) a result of this.

And the Tories, without a hint of irony, still speak of a "bonfire of regulations".

Mike Pellatt

Re: So...

MeToo

I remember when fly-by-wire was first mooted, the principle was to use three systems, with a common high-level system design but independently developed, then have 2-out-of-3 voting on the outputs.

Whatever happened to that principle for safety-critical systems ?? Presumably too expensive ?

How does UK.gov fsck up IT projects? Let us count the ways

Mike Pellatt

Re: How do you hold a supplier to account?

"If you refuse to work with them again, you run out of contractors because the number of companies in any area of industry capable of taking on a hundred million pound project can be counted on the fingers of one hand."

See "Railway franchising"

Mike Pellatt

Re: 22 Months?

No.

Mike Pellatt

Re: CoD

You have described the current CDS (Connecting Devon & Somerset) BDUK Phase 2 situation over Gigaclear perfectly.

It's Prime Minister Boris Johnson: Tech industry speaks its brains on Brexit-monger's victory

Mike Pellatt

Re: Joining the Lib Dems

Absolutely. So it left in place the uber-tribal party system with the execrable Whips' offices.

This is why she voted the way she did - it's the only way to climb the greasy pole.

Chinese government has got it 'spot on' when it comes to face-recog tech says, er, London's Met cops' top rep

Mike Pellatt

Re: Uneven Distribution

Indeed. It's never (fortunately) happened to me, but that bland assertion he comes out with that "if you've done nothing wrong, you've nothing to be worried about" flies in the face of all the, errr, evidence.

Incredible that a 21st century copper should actually come out with that. No self-awareness whatsoever.

UK's Openreach admits 50k premises on 'gigabit-capable' FTTP network can't get gigabit speeds

Mike Pellatt

Re: Whats this BT company?

I did think if we could use share and host multiple instances of Zoneminder

Immediately has visions of Hot Fuzz and the Neighbourhood Watch

Delicious irony: Hacked medical debt collector AMCA files for bankruptcy protection from debt collectors

Mike Pellatt

Re: um

Chapter 11 puts an automatic hold on civil proceedings unless specifically lifted (on petition to the bankruptcy court)

As those of us who followed tSCOg aka Canopy vs The World learnt.

Exodus: Tech top brass bail on £1bn UK courts reform amid concerns project is floundering

Mike Pellatt

Re: A raft of senior techies

Hipster, bullshit ideas

All to be coded in JS, no doubt.

Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

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Re: scaling up is the answer?

Talk on JET at the IET last night.

Power out/Power in is "Q". Jet manages a Q of around 0.6. ITER is targetting 10. But this is just the plasma power in/out ratio. It ignores the power used by the excitation systems and, of course, losses in energy extraction for Useful Work.

For a commercial system, you need a Q of 30. So ITER is the next step on the road towards that. But it won't get there.

The Stellerator is the interesting shape you describe. The (quite believable) view of the tokamak guys is that they will be very difficult to maintain given their shape.

Let's make laptops from radium. How's that for planned obsolescence?

Mike Pellatt

Re: We should have just let dodgy banks go bust and pony up compensation [..]

All of Lehman Brothers top 100 (if not top 500) managers deserve 20 year stretches apiece.

You know all of Lehman Brothers unsecured creditors were repaid 100% in 2014, and since have been paid interest ??

Not saying that they behaved ethically, but it turns out that on unwinding things, it wasn't quite so bad.

PWC made a tidy penny out of it......

Mike Pellatt
Coat

Re: Stop it.

We have some chars kicking around from the 19th and early 20th century

I bet they're a bit slow getting the cleaning done these days.

Silence of the vans: Uber adds 'Plz STFU, driver' button to app for posh passengers using Black

Mike Pellatt

Re: Sigh.. if that floats your goat...

Just remember that your convo with the London cabbie must always, always commence with

"Been busy tonight, mate ?"

Sky customers moan: Our broadband hubs are bricking it

Mike Pellatt

Re: This reminds me of when...

Indeed they were. My saviour when all that was available just round the corner from Borough Market was EO lines. Their bonded ADSL product was superb value for money. Of course $ky dropped that.

Reborn as Hyperoptic (same management team) in case you weren't aware. Funnily enough, migrated from said bonded ADSL to a 100Mbps Hyperoptic business connection at a stupidly low price.

Mike Pellatt

Re: Sky been taking lessons from Microsoft ...

Only if the updates fix security issues.

We never know, because they never publish release notes.

Heck, even Draytek said just "trust us, we've fixed it" on that WiFi security issue....

Mike Pellatt

Re: It's been years since . . . .

An ISP with half a brain? Now that would be headline news!

There are some. Who actually have a whole, intact brain, not just half of one.

A&A

IDNet

Zen

and others, too, but those are the one's I've used.

A&A's MD's brain is more than intact. It's close to Zaphod Beeblebrox-sized.

It is but 'LTE with new shoes': Industry bod points a judgy finger at the US and Korea's 5G fakery

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Whereas the lightweight 5G techs blather on about fibre replacement, and rural broadband.

Then Government and "regulators" latch on and so sensible rural broadband (except for the B4RN model) gets dropped for wireless USO. Bleah.

Blundering London council emails unredacted version of notorious Gangs Matrix to 44 people. Data ends up on Snapchat

Mike Pellatt

Re: They knew who sent the e-mail - Were they sacked?

There's a difference between overseeing and trying to directly influence.

A world of difference.

If you can't see that, you're as bad as what seems to be 90% of our local councillors. I know of what I speak, having been one once.

It's also those (apparent) 90% who ensure that morale and service quality in our local government remain appalling.

British public life absolutely gets it right in principle. The elected body sets policy, and ensure that the resources are available to deliver it, the paid staff implement it. Of course, in local government that all falls apart thanks to the responsibility/authority mismatch enforced on LG by Westminster - all of the responsibility to deliver delegated, none of the authority to ensure adequate resourcing delegated.

Plasma bubbles 500 times the size of earth, ultra-hot rain - let's face it, the Sun's not a place to hang out nearby

Mike Pellatt

And people wonder why controlled fusion with a positive energy output is so tricky

Radio gaga: Techies fear EU directive to stop RF device tinkering will do more harm than good

Mike Pellatt

Re: What's the problem....

The bands used by WiFi, Bluetooth etc are unregulated.

No, they're not. They're not even really unlicensed. They're more accurately described as license-free. But you're not allowed to pump out 100MW ERP on them (for instannce), so they are regulated.

Small Brit firms beg for 'light touch' as only half are ready for digital tax reforms due next month

Mike Pellatt

All HMG websites are beta.

No they're not.

Some are alpha. See the Dartford Crossing Payment page.

52 months since it went live. And counting.

Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone

Mike Pellatt

"That's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

Oh Snapd! Gimme-root-now security bug lets miscreants sock it to your Ubuntu boxes

Mike Pellatt

Re: Who the hell uses Linux

And FreeBSD isn't a bundle of userland from different developers ???

Mike Pellatt

Re: snapd and systemd

Yeah, I've been pointed to that video too, by someone who (rightly) points out that sys V init has had its day.

But, FFS, systemd isn't the answer to sys V init's problems.

Yet to watch the vid. Seems like I might lose the will to live

El Reg talks to PornHub sister biz AgeID – and an indie pornographer – about age verification

Mike Pellatt

Re: Age discrimination

16 ??

I joined the school CCF and ran around a local beauty spot on "exercises" firing .303 blanks when I was 14.

Trying to log into Office 365 right now? It's a coin flip, says Microsoft: Service goes TITSUP as Azure portal wobbles

Mike Pellatt

Re: Remind me again why ...

it's difficult to extract yourself from it if you get wrapped into it

And therein lies the real issue.

Remind me again whose data it is.

Begone, Demon Internet: Vodafone to shutter old-school pioneer ISP

Mike Pellatt

Re: Nooooooooooooo

158.152.1.222 (the "virtual" default route for any demon ROMP, IIRC, after one Network Tidying Purge by them) was my goto test IP to ping for many a year until it finally disappeared. Now it's just 8.8.8.8 :-(

Mike Pellatt

Re: Migrate...

Zen too big now.

You're need IDnet for the Real Demon Experience.

Except for weeks of news.demon.co.uk being dead thanks to RAID not being R if all the drives have the same firmware with the same bug.

Mike Pellatt

Re: Wild West Days

And of course "goodwill" in the accounts isn't goodwill at all, but the difference between what the value of the company at the time of purchase and what was actually paid for it (assuming it's a positive amount).

Welcome to 2019: Your Exchange server can be pwned by an email (and other bugs need fixing)

Mike Pellatt

Re: Exchange takedown from a single message isn't new. . . .

Remind me again how to configure Sendmail to perform message storage for MUAs

(Not to say that Sendmail wasn't a PoS for many, many years. But that really is an apples and oranges comparison)

Heard the one where the boss calls in an Oracle consultant who couldn't fix the database?

Mike Pellatt

Re: Network tests

That "always" bit is so true.

Sometime around 1984, I was at seminars or training (I forget which) on the new stuff in Unix System V Release 3. This included AT&T's "competitor" to NFS, RFS (Remote File System) together with, of course, a whole new layer to support it - FSS (File System Switch - which Unix couldn't do before that). I remember asking the RFS guys a question over the FSS functionality which would clearly have significant impact on RFS (again, I forget exactly what - but it was critical). The guys said they knew absolutely nothing about the FSS implementation, just the interface they were developing against.

Doomed, Capt Mainwaring, we're all doomed.

A year after Logitech screwed over Harmony users, it, um, screws over Harmony users: Device API killed off

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Or even if it was.

See "PS/3 Linux"

Mike Pellatt

Re: The Only Thing...

Well, I'm still using Logitech Media Server, and its players.

Not a single bit of Logitech hardware involved, though :-)

Expired cert... Really? #O2down meltdown shows we should fear bungles and bugs more than hackers

Mike Pellatt

Re: -->Please don't. You're only encouraging that Fry chap.

Fry just thinks he's very clever.

There, FTFY.

It's nearly 2019, and your network can get pwned through an oscilloscope

Mike Pellatt

They point the train in the right direction ??? <shrug>

I'm really, really, really not going to get into a debate over the two versions of English.

It is what it is. Neither is right. Neither is wrong.

They're valves to me, and I'm quite happy with them being tubes to you.

Courgettes to me, zuchini to you.

Aubergine to me, eggplant to you.

etc. etc. etc.

Mike Pellatt

Silicon semiconductors in your oscilloscope ????

Pah. Young whipper-snapper. My first one was a Heathkit, with real valves ("tubes" to our transatlantic brethren). Xmas pressie from my parents.

They were both down with the 'flu that Christmas, so I had it built and running by Christmas Night :-) (This is why I remember it so well...) (And yes, I was an only child and no-one else from the family was over that day....)

Surprisingly, it didn't have a network port either.

I wonder if anyone's tried to pwn netiwork analysers ?? That would be even more fun...

Germany pushes router security rules, OpenWRT and CCC push back

Mike Pellatt

Re: Routers are not firewalls

Nope, routers are indeed not firewalls.

But NAT has persuaded far too many people that they are.

(I remember NAT capability being introduced into the Linux IPv4 code. Just as I needed it to solve an issue a customer at the time had)

Mike Pellatt

Re: I've been down the route of converting routers to paperweights with OpenWRT...

I see why you got downvoted - I've never bricked a router with OpenWRT (tho I have with DDwrt...). But otherwise, you've got The Right Setup, as it's what I use too.

Firstly, because I used to be on VM and, as another commentard said, the SuperDuperShittyPumaPoweredHub 3000 is, well, a PoS, so it went straight into modem mode with (then) PFSense behind it.

Fast forward a couple of years and I found myself at the end of a 3.5-4Km run of copper. Dug out a Vigor 120 left over from a previous customer. Not bad. Then it got fried by lightning a hundred metres or so away. Dug out a 110 I also seemed to have. Then discovered I could easily tweak the SNR margin with a 130, so that's what I have now. It's sweet. What would Sir prefer ?? Fast connection that drops when there's ring current or a slower connection (still around 2Mbps) that hangs on for grim death through whatever ringing, rain in the DPs, picking up all sorts of RF at night, etc., can throw at it. Oh, and updated to OPNSense a few months ago when I finally decided PFSense was getting far, far too proprietary.

Unless the downvoters are Linux-loving BSD haters.

Mike Pellatt

Re: Giving the vendors a choice will give the users a choice

If you really want control of your router then buy a Mikrotik and learn how to configure it.

Because RouterOS is open source and gives you full control and ownership of your device.

Oh, hang on.

Solid state of fear: Euro boffins bust open SSD, Bitlocker encryption (it's really, really dumb)

Mike Pellatt

Re: Dumb execution to be sure, but:

Not when it comes to encrypted data-at-rest, no.

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

Mike Pellatt

Re: “A trip to Wookey Hole“

And for some bizarre reason, advertised on the A303, which at its nearest point is some 20 miles away.

If you have inner peace, it's probably 'cos your broadband works: Zen Internet least whinged-about Brit ISP – survey

Mike Pellatt

Re: From A&A to Z?

Or no mention of equally-equally good IDnet. My only downer on A&A is their cost of traffic, but I fully understand their business model and why they do it.

Bizarrely, a recent survey by Not Connecting Devon & Somerset At All had A&A in the ISP list but not IDnet.

Pirate radio = drug dealing and municipal broadband is anti-competitive censorship

Mike Pellatt

Re: America

I was looking for the famous Gotts assault case, where a member of the Jackie crew was assaulted by a Post Office employee (in those days it was the GPO who issued and enforced radio licenses) and found it here

Ah, them were the days.....

Mike Pellatt

Re: America

In reality, all this pirate radio guff is the USA copying what we came up with over Pirate Radio in the 60's and 70's - see Marine Offences Act. All the same arguments (although it was more propping up the BBC back then, which was being far too Reithian in overwhleming circumstances).

And for land-based pirates, see the history of Radio Jackie, who had the last laugh and are now one of the few "independent" stations not part of the Global network.

Mike Pellatt

Re: Slippery slope; And not the fun kind

Liberty vs. Authoritarianism is a completely orthogonal axis to political (really economic) left-right.

So, so true. My epiphany moment was finding this well over a decade ago.

Try as I might when answering the questions, I can't drag myself out of the bottom left-hand corner :-)

Scary to realise I'm more way-out than the greens .

Yale Security Fail: 'Unexpected load' caused systems to crash, whacked our Smart Living Home app

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I admit to having a few rooms wired up with smart lights and Nest, but I made sure I still have an actual light switch on the wall as well as a thermostat!

Abso-fucking-lutely. All my Fibaro dimmers are wired up to real switches as well. As making the summerhouse watertight, the garden looking decent, replacing safety-critical stuff (like the power socket wired with 1mm cable...) is more critical than whizzy smarthome stuff, getting all the Z-Wave stuff working to OpenHAB is a back-burner job.

I do have buyers' regret over the Honeywell EvoHome, because of its reliance on Honeywell servers for the smarts and their non-publication of the API, but then that was bought when we were planning to holiday let the place.....

Which? That smart home camera? The one with the vulns? Really?

Mike Pellatt

That was a real lol moment

The Consumers' Association magazine has worked hard to build trust in its consumer-focused product reviews.

The Consumers' Association magazine has worked hard to market itself in the same way as Readers' Digest, Automobile Association (in their heyday) and all the other outfits whose main route-to-market is direct mail. The quality of their product is concomitant with that approach.

FTFY.

A so-called consumer champion selling its product via a "free trial" and reliance on inertia not to cancel is seriously unethical.

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