* Posts by Stevie

7282 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2008

Toblerone's Brexit trim should be applied to bloatware

Stevie

Bah!

No, he Equation Editor in MSWord has probably never *sold* the product, but it has made unnecessary the acquisition of a separate tool just to do that job for those who need to make documents with equations in them.

I'm seriously not seeing the point of removing features to "make menus smaller", no matter who makes the product in question. The product won't be any cheaper when it has been trimmed (unlike the chocolate bar).

In fact this article has highlighted the need for a metaphor for describing comparisons so out-of-left-field "Apples and Oranges" is not emphatic enough.

I propose we use "You are comparing chocolate bars to software features" to cover those eventualities.

US citizens crash Canadian immigration site after Trump victory

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Re:Hillary was supported by people who wanted to kill gays.

Where the fuck did that come from, Mycho?

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Re: How can any decent voter (4 Greyeye)

"People voted for change, not because they're racists, haters or bigots. People who have been left out, cornered, and losing job that they had for decades are marching out and voted for a change."

And I can understand that anger and bitterness, coming as I did out of the manufacturing draw-back of the late 1970s while living in Coventry. When I left there were one in three working a full week on my street. Yes, I certainly understand the emotional state of the electorate in those defunct factory towns and their need for positive change.

But exactly how does a man who has dodged the Vietnam draft (five deferments is now a qualifying event for High Office it seems), not paid a cent in income tax for at least 18 years, exported all the manufacturing of his signature clothing line to China, and stiffed every small businessman who ever contracted for work with him answer this need? He even imported his wife for gosh sakes (cheap shot, I know, but payback is a bitch).

I only ask because from my uninformed perspective Donald Trump would seem to have no common ground with the people who voted for him. His rich father and rich Friends in High Places have shielded him time and again from the results of his many failures in a way those same friends have worked to make unavailable to these voters (let any of *them* try and declare bankrupcy to escape credit card debt and see how far they get). He had a great opportunity to act according to his ideals of Greatness in America years ago when he decided to market a line of branded clothing, but chose instead to sweatshop the whole thing, which would seem to scream loud about his commitment to the idea of bringing back manufacturing jobs to America.

People I speak to say they support Trump because "he will upset those people in Washington". There seems to be a clear disconnect between that idea and the fact that they themselves will be living in the results of that "upset" for four years and however long it takes a Democrat to clean up the mess afterward.

Stevie

Re: Your attitude is exactly the reason why people voted as radically, (4 Bronek Kozicki)

"Radically", I'm OK with. "Insanely" I have a problem with.

Look, I really don't care who runs the country but I care deeply that under Republican presidents my retirement saving hemorrhage money. I haven't made any sort of profit under any of the presidents from the so-called "business party". The only time I've *made* money in the last 35 years is under Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama. As I type my funds are taking an almighty dinging just because a Republican is *about* to take the reins.

Not only that, but under the last two republican presidents (King George the First and King George the Second) we had collapses of the banking systems so bad they required massive bailout.

And now we are saddled with a hollow demagogue for the next four years, a sock puppet who'll believe anything said to him for those who know how to actually run the place with whatever agendas they have. Like George the Second was for the first six years he was in office.

Predictions for this time next year:

No wall. Obviously.

No special prosecutor. Also obviously.

Gasoline prices escalating.

Negligible employment increase (not counting the military)

More American Boots On The Ground in [insert your favorite war-torn country]

Stevie
Pint

Re: O'Bama

Well spotted, boyo! Have a Harp on me!

FBI's Clinton email comedown confirms it could have killed the story in a canter

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Re: Trump claims he is the Kwisatz Haderach?

Obliquely; what else could he be claiming when he says "Nobody knows [insert subject matter] better then me, believe me"?

Plus, his on-video comments show that he is not only able, but willing to go to a place women are unable to see*.

What other conclusion could be drawn?

* Without a mirror

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Re: The strangest thing about the whole story

Thanks for the link.

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Bah!

But Trump confidently predicted the 33000 deleted emails - the ones that contain everything from falsified travel vouchers to the Whitewater Confessions and The Murder Plot - would be in the Weiner Trove.

Does this mean the emails were there and were entirely irrelevant, or were not there proving that Trump is not the Kwisatz Haderach after all?

Computer forensics defuses FBI's Clinton email 'bombshell'

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Re: Man I hate

"Just like knocking up a woman"

Trumpeter rhetoric always gravitates* toward the offensive, no matter the point. It never seems to dawn on these people that gratuitously aiming for the gutter before they've gotten to the point devalues whatever point they are trying to make.

No doubt the 5% are the 33K emails Trumpeters believe contain the information that will prove she is Satan Walking The World.

* at Neutron Star levels of gravity. Of course, Trumpeters probably deny the existence of Neutron Stars on the grounds that they are Only A Theory.

Stevie

Re: What's truly important here...

Bob. BOB!

Take. Your. Meds.

No-one else cars if McGovern wanted to share his Wardrobe with everyone.

Anyone interested in actually looking into the real facts of that rape case can usefully start with Snopes. That will trim 95% of "everyone knows" from the evidence trail they'll need to chase.

And I'm pretty sure that is the FBI could make a case for Obstruction of Justice they'd have already done so, if only because that's what they do for a living.

I believe the article is saying that the writer thinks the prevarication is because there is nothing there and the FBI knows it, but is hiding behind the lie that it cannot possibly figure out 650 000 emails using just a computer for heaven's sake. I mean, it's not like they can just write a simple regex cascade to sift through them for key phrases.

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Re: Wrong headline?

Do you have even the slightest suggestion of proof of the things you are alleging, Mr/Ms Coward?

Because if you *do* there is a bunch of interested congressmen and senators who would *really* like to see what you have.

Because, after all the shouting, posturing and taxpayer dollars wasted on this nonsense, they have *nothing*. Just like after the Whitewater Hearings.

Stevie

Bah!

I just noticed that FBI is an anagram of FIB.

This Means Something.

British defence minister refuses to rule out F-35A purchase

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Bah!

I'm off to re-watch that episode of Yes, Prime Minister where Hacker and Sir Humphrey talk about how Britain's Polaris "deterrent" was slightly undermined for years by the fact that the warheads wouldn't bolt onto the rocket boosters.

I wonder if these aircraft carriers will end up becoming floating hostels for would-be immigrants fleeing the Middle East?

I mean, if they can't launch or recover the aeroplanes we have bought for them ...

Ubuntu Core Snaps door shut on Linux's new Dirty COWs

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Re: Joke Alert? 4 Richard Plinston

Really? Are *you* saying that *none* of the experiential lessons learned by watching how people behaved in the (Windows dominated) Wild Wild Web informed any of the Linux design decisions taken over the years, or had any bearing of how default distrinbutions self-configure out-of-the-box? Ubuntu owes *nothing* of it's hardening considerations to stuff happening in the real world? Debian was put together by people with earplugs who sang "LALALA" as they worked?

Because if you are, well, you know how you sound.

We can see what happens when a Linux-based system is configured and released into the wild by people who don't pay attention simply by looking at the news from last week: so many webcams, so many thermostats, so many DDOS bots. The bad actor world is partying like it was Windows 95 all over again.

Stevie

Re: Joke Alert? 4 Richard Plinston

"Unix which was created before WIndows, strongly formed the basis for the design of LInux."

So what? The Unix of the day was decidedly unready for the WWW prime-time it was about to be introduced to. I know this because I was there.

And many upon many of the issues we face in the WWW reality of today are facts of life because of naive design decisions made in those heady Unix-only days of ARPANET, when "Bad Guys" weren't really bad, just mischievous pranksters.

Stevie

Re: Joke Alert? 4 Richard Plinston

"True, but Windows has been exploitable _by_design_"

Although ... it is interesting to note that the people who designed windows NT were mostly luminaries from previous OS projects much lauded in these hallowed halls.

"Many have been closed, or at least give warnings, but Linux made far fewer mistakes of these types."

Would it be too jejune to point out that Windows was deploying into the heady universe of a new World Wide Web a-borning*, and that Linux has had the advantage of walking behind and seeing where the biggest landmines were?

* Indeed, was a big part of wedding computers to the idea of the never finished software requiring a persistent internet connection from the get-go. I only got my first AOL account so I could download the drivers that would make third party software do what it promised on the side of the box I bought it in, a sad process that has bloomed into a Standard Business Model.

What should the Red Arrows' new aircraft be?

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Bah!

What, no option to vote for "Supercar"?

Some fucking poll this is.

Facebook chokes off car insurance slurp because – get this – it has privacy concerns

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Bah!

IANAIA* but it seems to me they should have the actuarial tables sorted out before offering policies.

* I Am Not An Insurance Agent

Five-a-day energy drink habit turned chap's eyes yellow, urine dark, caused anorexia

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Bah!

No sunburn sensation? The flushing and "feel the burn" were the worst parts when I had to take Niacin.

'Inventor of email' receives damages from Gawker's collapsed empire

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Bah!

in 1904 Tesla invented a wireless email that ran on water, but his patents were invalidated and the plans for it were stolen by the CIA who were working with Edison to discredit his designs.

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Bah!

So this Gawker story about the inventor of e-mail saying he invented it but that that was an invention was, in fact, an invention?

I think you invented the whole thing.

Want to spy on the boss? Try this phone-mast-in-an-HP printer

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Bah!

Good to know. Shared this with a few colleagues, a lively somewhat paranoid discussion broke out, long story short all printers two flatbed scanners and a microwave oven smashed to flinders in ensuing Night Of The Long Sledgehammers.

Bad news: no way to get timesheet signed now.

Laser surgery ignites internal methane, burns patient down there

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Bah!

This "Laser Surgery" is playing with fire.

Hm, is that a minefield? Let me just throw my magic bomb-sniffing spinach over there

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Bah!

It's like these "scientists" never even read The Day of The Triffids.

Mark my words; this plant-tweaking won't end well.

KCL out(r)age continues: Two weeks TITSUP, two weeks to go

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Re: I thought it was "Redundant Array of Independent Disks"

Ah, my textbooks must be older than yours. When I first saw the tech it was "inexpensive disks".

IT, synonymous with RETCON since, well, forever.

Stevie

Bah!

Redundant to speak of a redundant array of inexpensive disks array at any rate.

Cloudflare ordered by judge to help unmask two website owners

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Bah!

Run 'em out, Mr Christian, and Marines into the fightin' tops if you will.

'Hacker' accused of idiotic plan to defraud bank out of $1.5 million

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Bah!

I'd just like to point out that this "idiotic" plan was entirely successful right up to the point it was implemented.

Which means the would-be criminal genius was probably working from the same playbook government IT uses for its major project rollouts.

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Bah!

Scheme lifted from The Baldrick Book Of Cunning Plans.

Samsung are amateurs – NASA shows how you really do a battery fire

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Bah!

So, NASA chose the "Volkswagen Defense" then.

Curse those interns.

SpaceX to explosion conspiracy theorists: There's no grassy knoll at Cape Canaveral

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Bah!

They burst the tank by inflating it too hard?

Seems a bit ... pedestrian, dunnit?

C'mon, it's the current year! Report finds UK gov could save £2bn by modernising IT

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Bah!

Prediction: No it won't. Real world issues will delay project and inflate costs by 500% before the project is cancelled.

Why not just ask Boris for some of the EC savings that fall out of his arse every day since the Brexit referendum?

Boffins predict web scams with domain registration data

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Bah!

"No-one who looks like a ventriloquist will be admitted"

Flann O' Brien

The Best of Myles

Let's praise Surface, not bury it

Stevie

Re: I think you're confusing reliability with repairability.

Yah, no I'm not.

Anyone wanting a quick lesson in this need only study the Haines manual for any car in the late 70s with a similar car in the 1990s, and give a relative count of the "no user serviceable parts" pages.

I was fully prepared to swap out or repair the gearbox on my old but great-in-the-snow Excel until I discovered that there were no consumer-mechanic manuals that would explain how to go about the task.

And I have a couple of colleagues who would like to dispute the reliability and repairability of their Ford Explorers, both of which lost the electronic dashboards inside a year of purchase to intermittent faults in the illumination gubbins that the dealers wouldn't touch because of the sheer costs involved - until the Lemon Law was waved at each.

The accountant's wisdom is still that you change out your fleets every three years, electronic sensors, space-age ignition systems and digital dashboards and all. Just like they did thirty years ago. For the same financial reasons.

Because for all that vaunted reliability you cite, the cars depreciate at the same rate they used to.

Stevie

Re: 2 days of editing interface

"Had to buy a new win10 laptop, as getting the same spec with Win7 was out of my pricerange. 2 days of editing interface and systematically going through all options, plus the godsend of Spybot Anti-beacon seem to have cured a lot of the ills. Marking your internet connection as metered stopped other problems."

Might as well go Linux with all that buggering about.

Stevie

Re: Try System76.com

Have done, several times. They were, in fact, the first place I went when Windows 10 was first starting to nag. Jam tomorrow every time.

Nice website graphics though.

Stevie

Re: Bah! 4 Doctor Syntax (again)

"Plug USB disk drive into said laptop"

See my comments to TangoDelta72, or just read my original posting for why this "solution" isn't one.

Two desks over someone is discussing how well their Linux install is playing with their laptop. They are into the part where they list the stuff that "isn't quite there yet". Like hibernation. And coming back from it once you've persuaded the laptop to hibernate.

I'm an old hand when it comes to Alternative Software Solutions. My motto: "Sixty Eight times bitten, let someone else get it working on the hardware". Like I did with windows since 1995.

Stevie

Re: Bah! 4 TangoDelta72 again

"I rip when a new disc comes along then put the drive back on the shelf."

So you missed the bit where I need to bugger about with optical media on a moving train full of people at rush hour then?

And the part where I specifically likened the USB optical drive experience to that pertaining 18 years ago?

Your requirement has been answered by going back in time. Bully for you. I need more.

But by all means continue telling me how my requirement is wrong. It's the standard mantra the IT brigade use when they cannot actually solve the problem someone has.

Stevie

Re: Bah!

@ Barry Rueger: Who said anything about CDs? I said I needed an integral optical drive.

Bully for you that you don't use CDs. Why that has any bearing on *my* requirement is not immediately apparent to me.

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@ TangoDelta72: I'm sure you will spot the gaping hole in your suggestion yourself, but I'll elucidate it for the masses.

On what shall I rip it, dear TangoDelta72, dear TangoDelta72

On what shall I rip it dear TangoDelta72

On what?

On your laptop dear Stevie, dear Stevie, Dear Stevie

On your laptop dear Stevie, dear Stevie,

Try your laptop.

(Audience) Heh heh heh

The laptop is aging dear TangoDelta72, dear TangoDelta72

The laptop is aging dear TangoDelta72

And I need a new one

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@ Doctor Syntax: What part of " I *don't* want to be buying parts and rolling my own like it was 1993" was unclear? I enjoy living vicariously through others' experience of installing Linux on laptops. I don't enjoy the litany of all the things that won't work properly without hours of fucking about under the bonnet.

I need a computer as a tool for helping me do other things, interesting things, not as an end in itself.

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Stevie

Re: Words of Power.

Nothing to do with computers is worth more than a class two, and only then under extreme stress.

Stevie

Re: The PC is not dying

PC gaming is a niche now, but is still part of the calculus in the timescales used to elaborate what is happening to the PC sales of today by the Gartner Geniuses.

The advent of the console caused people to finally understand that the game software companies were having a big joke at our expense. Every new game release would mean a trip to the PC store to see if your machine could be upgraded to run it. Not so any more.

The move of the gaming community to specialized hardware was a big ding in PC sales, and that market should have been properly identified and separated from the business and home office figures years ago.

Stevie

Re: Because back then cars wore out faster than today,

No, that's not why your dad replaced his car every three years.

Your dad replaced his car every three years because that was the inflection point at which the depreciation reality crossed the maintenance needs plot and produced "good money after bad" syndrome.

The same economics are in place today. Cars don't last longer today. Indeed, they often are more expensive to make last longer because so many of the parts are tear-out-and-replace instead of repair items.

I'll pick two examples out of thin air:

Alternators cost about 700 bux to replace, but the bit that has usually failed is in the so-called rectifier pack and would cost about 10 cents to replace if the rectifier packs were not now heat/chemically welded plastic modules riveted to the alternator casing. This I have done.

The instrument cluster and dashboard lighting assemblies are now typically a two-foot wide single electronic board, massively integrated. Used to be if the speedo light went out you could, with the loss of a weekend and some class four Words of Power, fix it for under five bux. Now you are looking at a garage job and a few hundred bux in parts and labor.

About the only thing that could kill a car in The Old Days was rust. Eventually your mini could not get through the MOT because the lugs that held the subframes to the floorpan would be rotted through and there was not enough good steel left to make new ones.

These days the electronics become obsolete and that's all she wrote. My car recently stopped turning off its headlights when I removed the ignition key because a relay gave out after 13 years of sterling service. The fix? Replace the fuse box (the relay is, like that alternator rectifier pack, part of the fusebox assembly rather than bolted to it). The problem? The fusebox is no longer a stocked part because the design changed 12 years ago. No, they still have a molded-in integral relay, they just changed the shape of the fusebox.

So a bit less sneering at the Old Man if you please.

Stevie

Bah!

I can tell you why I haven't bought a new laptop to replace this aging and limping Dell Inspiron, Messrs Gartner and Co:

a) The drive to make everything hew to the Jobs "Thin Is All" aesthetic has robbed me of the integral optical drive, something that I need and use *ALL THE FUCKING TIME YOU IDIOT DESIGNERS*!

If I want to build out a modern laptop to the same levels of usefulness of the one I have I must use a USB external drive. 2016, working on a train like it was 1998. And to the some snot-nosed foetus whining at me about "The Cloud"; I don't have a persistent internet connection when I work while I commute, you blithering young idiot.

2) Windows 10. The single biggest disincentive to buy a new PC for me is that awful, eyeturd UI Microsoft "designed" wedded to the "24x365" internet-upgrade assumption built into the fucking bug-ugly mess.

And to that same foetus who will whine at me about Linux: If I could buy an off-the-shelf machine with the features I want and Linux installed I would have done so twelve months ago. Off-the-shelf Linux machine vendors talk big, deliver little, and I *don't* want to be buying parts and rolling my own like it was 1993. Been there, done that, thought we were going to be way beyond that by now.

Microsoft goes back to the drawing board – literally, with 28" tablet and hockey puck knob

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Bah!

Front and back cameras on this thing are about as useful as nipples on a fire hose.

Hacker's Icarus machine steals drones midflight

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Bah!

So drones can now be positively classified as Internet of Tat devices?

PayPal patches bone-headed two factor authentication bypass

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Bah!

Paypal has an IT staff?

How many Internet of S**t devices knocked out Dyn? Fewer than you may expect

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Bah!

"100 large"?

We are talking about webcams and iBulbs here, not American bank heist hauls.

You work in the computer business. It isn't mysterious and alluring any more, no matter how you try and Sweeny it up.

UK minister promises science budget won't be messed with after Brexit

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Bah!

They don't need to "dip in" to any funds. There's 350 million quid a week that will accrue from just not being in the EC up for grabs.

It's like no-one even read the poster on that bus.

I've arrived on Mars. Argggh, my back!

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Re: Have you considered the dangerous effects

No. There are none.

The objections you raise are an artifact of your research database consisting of episodes of The Twilight Zone rather than NASA studies of Real Astronaut Space Shenanigans.

As for the pettifogging complaints about initial slang and acronyms, I prefer to hew to my British heritage and employ a vernacular more in tune with the Pseudo-Victorian Steampunk Aesthetics young people seem to prefer. This engages youth, the future of the race, rather than blinded-by-the-establishment-mindset NASA "experts".

And if it is a choice between attracting the attention of sweaty men who like to speak in cryptic acronyms to make themselves feel important or young ladies who wear their corsets on the outside, I know which I'm choosing.

Stevie

Re: A never-ending study on how to mess up humans...

Why a wheel? Why not a module tethered to a large asteroid by space-age cables?

Spin it up, reel out the module on the cables and Bob's your Capcom. No problems with shifting mass as you engineer things so the big rock is many times the mass of the system at the end of the cables.

Reel out far enough and Coriolis forces won't have everyone throwing up when the turn their heads too.