* Posts by Stevie

7282 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2008

PayPal mudslingfest TELEVISED: Icahn and Donahoe go on telly

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Re: @Stevie: Bah!

*nods* Airlines are pretty much the definition of an unworkable business model. Incredibly expensive transport sold so cheap you have to enter chapter eleven bankruptcy about every 5 years to make it "work".

I'm often surprised at people who will get all over NASA's case about over-managing a project, yet every airport in the world is a demonstration of how much non-travel buggering around can be brought to bear on the business of going from A to B in a relatively straight line when people are really incentivized.

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"never seen worse corporate governance"

Really? In backwards order of getting a clue then: MtGox, Radio Shack, Most of the US Car Manufacturing Industry, All Investment Banks, ICL, Wickmans Machine Tool Ltd.

You could be forgiven for not knowing the last one, or that the UK once made machine tools.

Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

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"It also reminded the genteel Radio 4 audience that it allowed fanbois to trace their stolen phones using the Find My iPhone app and use a system called Activation Lock to keep thieves out of stolen iStuff by preventing access. ®"

To which I respond: and how is this relevant to the matter at hand? Are they suggesting that keeping the iPad's account locked will somehow provide proof of an Afterlife?

Happy 75th birthday, Adam Osborne

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Wizards of the Coast managed a sort of Osborne Maneuver (by Proxy) when they announced the new version of D&D years ahead of its release and killed the market for the extensive, heart-of-the-business-model publications for the current release, hanging out to dry their retailers. WoC are big enough to absorb the damage, but not so the retailers who have much tighter margins.

It's interesting to hear about the industry bullying that went on well before Windows/Office. The way some tell it you'd think BG invented the practice.

Bitcoin ban row latest: 'Unstable, loved by criminals' Yup, that's the US dollar – Colorado rep

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*nods* The Dollar: the wages of sin.

Y' can't stuff a stripper's G-string with bitcoin.

Your 'funny' cat pics are weighing down the web, so here's a better JPEG encoder from Mozilla

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OMG! I'm in ur jpegs usin ur bandwidth profligately!

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NASA's 2015 budget plea: Jobs, pork, small business – OK, science

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"create jobs"

Important language that. There are only two types of American nowadays; Job creators and leeches.

Bitcoin bank Flexcoin pulls plug after cyber-robbers nick $610,000

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Once again one of these seemingly impregnable bastions of finance is proved to be made of gasoline-soaked tissue paper.

Dell charges £16 TO INSTALL FIREFOX on PCs – Mozilla is miffed

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I'm not seeing the crime here. Dell say "You want I should save you the trouble of installing Firefox and follow the usual practice when performing some service for a customer by charging a fee, which I will tell you about up front so you can figure out if you want to say 'no'?"

I wish my mechanic would not charge for adjusting the belts on my car, but if I want to do that myself (and spend days recovering from aches, pains and banged knuckles) I can save myself a few dollars. I do the math and decide yes or no.

Same with this Dell thing. No crime, no story. Just an annoyed tightwad with an elevated sense of outrage and too much time on his hands.

John Lewis to respray with coat of Oracle ERP: Don't worry, we won't be 'wall to wall' Larry

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Time to go long in teary endings I think.

CIA snoops snooped on Senate to spy spy torture report – report

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Why do these "committee members" hate America?

Insecure hipsters with BEARD ENVY spur facial hair transplant craze

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Re: I'm often bewildered by why men shave

Well firemen do it so their respirators will seal, and I imagine mountaineers, professional paint sprayers & hazmat workers do so for the same reasons.

Clowns do it so the makeup doesn't get stuck in their beards and look idiotic when they are off-duty and in mufti.

Arctic and Antarctic explorers do it to avoid ice forming in their beards - though opinion on the value of this differs.

Servicemen do it because their officers make them.

Natives of the Amazonian rain forest do it to help prevent parasitic infestation of their heads by insects (though technically they "wax" using latex).

I'm sure I could think up more reasons if I switched my brain on.

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We life-long facial hair wearers know a secret the face-scrapers apparently don't - that *all* beards start off patchy and stupid-looking, growing like mad in one place and almost not at all in others.

When I shave I take two weeks of jokes and then - people forget and complain they can't grow beards like "some people can".

I'm currently sporting Nigel Green-inspired Mutton Chops, because it goes with my pith helmet. When I run out of razor blades I'll go back to my usual full beard and diving helmet.

How a Facebook post by blabbermouth daughter cost her parents $80,000

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Upvoted so you know you aren't the only non-DINK, non-SINK in the forum.

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Re: Something doesn't add up here...

"Personally, I have no sympathy for the guy, he should imply have swallowed his pride, kept his mouth shut and enjoyed the 80k..... Instead he wanted to show off and he paid the price, what an arse..."

Because he obviously *was* bragging and hadn't, for example, simply been overheard talking to his wife during the stressful process, and because you personally know the man and know him for a Tw*t.

Sorry Khaptain, you get the fail. You could have just sniggered along with everyone else but no, you had to brag about *why* and now you've lost the moral high ground and everyone wants their upvotes back. I've no sympathy for you.

Fanbois sent into FITS of RAGE by fake Steve Jobs statue competition

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That isn't the real NME. The real one kept fish'n'chips warm and had Charles Shaar Murray in it.

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It seems of late that the Register has the same relationship with Apple that the New Musical Express had with Jethro Tull in the mid to late 70s.

Though not a fan of all things Apple (quite the reverse when it comes to certain specific examples of Appletat) I am forced to remember how that ended, and which one outlasted the other.

US gov claims it spent TOO MUCH on wiretaps – and blames SPRINT

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I have the perfect defense: 'We aren't allowed to itemize your charges because they are a matter of national security. Indeed, we aren't allowed to acknowledge such charges exist. And you aren't allowed to ask about it all anyway, because if you do the terrorists win."

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Why this is funny: Taxpayers foot the bill to be spied on, then fund the lawsuit too. It's just abonus that Sprint customers will foot the bill for damages (which in all likelihood will be appealed at more expense to everyone).

I often wonder idly how much less litigation and how much more oversight would happen if the bills had to be paid for by the politicians involved.

MtGox to customers: Your call is important to us … NOT!

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Re: How amusing..I am enjoying this crash & burn immensely.

No-one who owned bitcoin would argue the value was fixed. Anyone holding that patently ridiculous opinion couldn't possibly actually have a "bitcoin position".

One might expect a little more from one's e-currency exchange than one has been getting of late from the likes of MtGOX. The levels of malfeasance are staggering.

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Re: Mt Gox going bust

"Perhaps this will get its own moniker, like the Ponzi scam."

Earth to Fatman: *All* non-backed currencies are a Ponzi scheme.

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Yet more evidence of malfeasance. Everyone knows *real* call centers are established in India and manned by people trained to an almost acceptable degree in faking local accents who claim to be speaking to you from a suburb of London.

Yes: You CAN use your phone as a satnav while driving – appeals court

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Re: Not in the UK.....

Do they still slap you with the catch-all "without dc&a" too, or is that a thing of the distant past? I always thought that statute would pretty much cover everything hand-held.

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If there is any ironic justice in the universe this judge will get run over by someone reading a GPS map on their phone while driving instead of looking where they're going.

Massive new AIRSHIP to enter commercial service at British dirigible base

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Gotta tell you, if the ballasting issue could be figured out it would be a spiffy alternative to the Bloody Long Island Rail Road as a means to move people from their homes forty miles or so to NYC.

Advantages of dirigible over BLIRR:

Goes faster (even if not moving).

No mad rocking from side to side a-la Seaview in a sub vs monster scenario. Who bought these new trains anyway?

Not subject to stupid avoidable delays due to "the wrong sorts of leaves on tracks" or the thirty five plus year old "tunnels only signaled in one direction (and it's the wrong direction)" idiocies.

Don't have to listen to "famous" people who never ride the BLIRR telling me how to ride the BLIRR ("Don't fall on the tracks")

Don't have to listen to moronic list of stations that the next train would have stopped at if in fact the train in question had not been cancelled being read over the P.A. (instead of useful information like when the next train might actually put in an appearance).

Don't have to deal with sub-human levels of intelligence of BLIRR management bring to the table at every "challenge".

Finally: Would actually be able to use an alternative form of transport as suggested by spokesdrones every f***ing time the BLIRR breaks down marooning me in NYC - and as a bonus, never have to go back to the trains afterwards.

Alcatel unveils 'cheaper-than-Chromebook' Lapdock-alike phablet-powered laptop

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Prediction: The cost difference between this and a chromebook will be about the same as the difference between a bottle of vodka and a bottle of duty free vodka at an airport shop.

Secret Service probes possible data-leak hack attack at Sears – report

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"The chain has since been forced to offer free fraud monitoring services to its customers, "

It has? Because my bank announced it was giving me a new card as I had been identified as one of those affected and I've not had anyone from Target or a credit monitoring service try and contact me.

Chicago man lobs class-action sueball at MtGox

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Prediction: Plaintiffs will be offered settlement in Magic: the Gathering booster packs.

Frenchman eyes ocean domination with floating, mobile Bond villain lair

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Re: "Look after Mr Bond, see that some harm comes to him"

But in all fairness he then went on to repair the nearly dead Robert De Nero just because Jean Reno asked him to.

And he built a killer diorama of the 47 Ronin in action which did not have any reference to wire-fu, dragons or Keanu F***ing Anderson.

It's a BLOCKBUSTER: Minecraft heads to the silver screen

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I declare this movie great!

Now can we *please* have the inexplicably overlooked Freecell movie everyone has been waiting for?

UK spies on MILLIONS of Yahoo! webcams, ogles sex vids - report

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"undesirable nudity"???

I resent that! It's bad enough getting that line from the wife without some git at MI5 chipping in (although it has to be said the last time I myself saw a bod like mine it was on top of the Empire State building swatting aeroplanes).

Apple's Windows XP moment: OS X Snow Leopard left to DIE

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So the real story is that there is no real difference when it comes to Windows or Macs longevity. They are both obsoleted for reasons that have little to do with the lifetime of the hardware.

Of course, Apple have a personally noted policy of obsoleting equipment out of their stores when they become unfashionable anyway - otherwise I'd have been able to replace my brother-in-law's G3 mouse without recourse to crapbay and I'd be able to buy a replacement for my 16g iPod nano without losing the screen (actually I can get ex-fanbois secondhand nanos from Game Stop but still...)

New FBI boss says cyber crime, not terrorism, is top of Feds' todo list

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What a shame this database doesn't have an API so that AV manufacturers could, you know, benefit from all that taxpayer-funded data.

Steve Jobs statue: Ones and ohs and OH NOES – it's POINTING at us

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"looks like T-1000 after Arnie gave it both barrels "

It's funny because it's true.

Q&A: Schneier on trust, NSA spying and the end of US internet hegemony

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According to what I understood a knowledgeable commentator on NPR a couple of weeks ago to be saying, the President would simply have to change the duties of one person and have them assumed in toto by another to comply completely with his "new policy" without materially altering the process at all.

Official FACT: Gadgets are giving YOU a wrinkly 'Tech Neck'

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NASA could have averted near DROWNING TERROR in SPACE

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Simply fit all space helmets with a drain tap in the same place the air regulator goes on a diving helmet.

Helmet fills, tap spills.

Also: improvised thruster application possible.

I see no downside.

Another climate change myth debunked by proper climate scientists

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I came to the same conclusion two weeks ago when I wondered idly about the number and frequency of storms (during a particularly harsh winter one here in NY) and toodled over to The Wunderblog and cross referenced that with Wikipedia.

No expensive grants needed. The answers are all there for the reading.

Fukushima radioactivity a complete non-issue on West Coast: Also for Fukushima locals, in fact

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Deary me what a load of cobblers

Agreed, but if you turn your irony detector *on* you'll find the number of true dimwits is small compared to those mocking them.

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Re: I blame quack science

Maybe if there hadn't been such a history in every single nation that possesses nuclear technology of covering up the leaks, spills and plumes released into the living space of the citizens of those same countries, the people would give more credence to the idea that nuclear power can be a safe thing.

So *I* blame quack science too, but the quacks got their feet in the door thanks to venal self-serving politicians who "know best" and who wish to "prevent panic".

And I speak as someone who remembers the seemingly yearly admission from Windscale of a spill or venting after some newspaper discovered yet another flock of radioactive sheep grazing near the place.

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"But the radioactivity which is to "hit" California will be utterly, completely minuscule. The water in the "plume" which scientists are "tracking" is so radiologically inert that in an entire tonne of it, just one lonely atom of caesium from Fukushima is decaying each second. For context, healthy human body tissues are around 50,000 times more radioactive than that."

Fools!

Does no-one at this benighted excuse for a digital newspaper understand the first thing about homeopathy and the Laws of Dilution?

Apple, Symantec, other tech heavies challenge anti-gay legislation

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Re: Leviticus 20:13

Nonono, it has nothing to do with sex, it's about not telling your mates you are working late when you are actually down the pub with a bunch of women.

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Re: America, land of the stupid shopkeeper (probably)

No, Arizona, land of blither drool etc. Didn't we all just go through the State/Federal law thing only two days ago? Why is this concept so hard to grasp FFS? Anyone who can figure out the scope of a variable in a computer language should be able to understand the difference, or at least, acknowledge that there is one.

And 'about as hateful and petty as people' is the answer to your second paragraph, question.

People (both in America and the UK) I'd never have suspected of being so idiotic have told me in as many words that they felt their own wedding vows were "lessened" by the advent of Gay Marriage laws. I can't even parse the logic behind that myself. When I jumped the broom I made a promise to my wife founded in my own ethics, not some third party's. How an external change in law could impinge on it in any way is beyond me.

Which is the same wellspring from which such bigotry comes I guess. If one's core belief is that behavior x or condition y is wrong then no amount of education or legal restraint is going to change it. It's an emotional problem and you can't shift those with intellectual levers. Such stuff requires a profound personal epiphany to loosen, and those don't come around often in a lifetime.

What the world really needs: A telescopic SELFIE STICK

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In 1984 you could buy (non digital I might add) compact cameras with a convex mirrored lens and a thing that looked for all the world like a socket set ratchet driver in a kit.

You fastened the camera on the round bit (where the socket would snap on the ratchet driver) pointing back down the handle, extended the telescopic shaft, posed yourself in the mirror and took your "selfie".

The box showed an elderly grandfather posed in a snowbank with his granddaughter after some skiing fun. No doubt such a device would be decried as a paedo enabler these days.

I guess do-overs is NOT just a Hollywood meme.

China in the grip of a 'NUCLEAR WINTER': Smog threat to crops

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Re: What can and should the other developed countries do about this?

Invade. Crush. Partition. Rule benevolently.

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Attention microphone-addicted (mostly) Republican politicians: Are we clear yet why we absolutely do NOT want to "take China's example" in "how to revitalize a manufacturing economy"?

You might want to check up on why we passed all those "business unfriendly" clean-air regulations half a century ago before you go mouthing off again too.

Or maybe you could just check on how many people choked to death in smog back in the worker's paradise of pre-"nanny state" legislation America.

Candy Crush King stops trying to trademark CANDY in the US

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Re: the well-known manufacturer of self-immolating washing machines

...Bendix...?

LOHAN chap brews up 18% ABV 'V2' rocket fuel

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I forget: What's the SAN loss for brewing Space Mead?

Winklevoss Twins' Bitcoin index provokes angry wails from rival

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It was only a matter of time before the Winklevoss twins stuck their oars in.

MtGox has VANISHED. So where have all the Bitcoins gone?

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All we need now is to find out that the real MtGox owner is Disembowel Self Honourably Dibbalah and the story is complete.