Posts by ShaggyDoggy

I'm a bit fuzzy about

this whole private/publication thing

OFAP

Who the hell is Rihanna ?

And what's with this Meatloaf dissing ?

But ...

.if he was actually gay, then the truth will inevitably come out, for want of a better expression, making the Turks look even less tolerant than now. Oh well, sow and reap.

re: In other words

China

dot dum

presumably 'dot' is not pronouced 'dot' in Welsh

hot com then

Shrink

£50 off big deal don't they know there's a recession.

Oh, wait ...

Black masking tape

works for me (on the webcam)

re: The Irony of Terror

Exactly - the police have managed to instill terror into over 100,000 individuals in the year. Osama is proud of them.

No sea

The moon does not have a sea, so the highest point is being measured from the lowest point, if you follow.

The lowest point on Earth is at the bottom of the Mariana Trench (correct me if I'm wrong) therefore the moon's puny mountain is literally miles lower than our highest prominence, on a lowest-to-highest rating as was done on the moon. So there.

Oh dear

what could possibly go wrong

Asymmetry

It took a few days to get the liquids ban put on.

How come it takes 3 YEARS to take it off ?

Underpants !!!

1. Incident with shoe bomb - now have to take off shoes

2. Incident with liquid bomb - now can't take liquids in

3. Incident with underpants bomb - no action

WTF

Bad

The really bad thing is that Google initially denied taking the data, then said that the data was innocuous and non-personal, then it "emerges" that it is personal and private info etc.

What lies next ?

Rusty Hustler

tell me that isn't real

Erm

will it fit through the door ?

Bugs

How would Apple prove there was a bug in your software (I refuse to say "app") and thence remove it from their store ?

After all you could simply say that it was supposed to do what it did, how can they dispute that ?

Well

1. You can't copyright a 3 dimensional object - Coca Cola tried that with their bottle

2. How is the Apple patent being infringed when they are using genuine Apple-manufactured parts ?

Copper tells lies !!

In other news ....

Politician claims fake expenses

Banker gets a big bonus payment

It's a message

"X"

Now, what does it mean ......

Wrong target

It's not the substations, it's the switching stations

.... oops

Probability

In nature, there is no such thing as 0 probability (or 1 probability for that matter)

Sex workers / prostitutes

Look, if it's sexual and they are getting paid for it, that's prostituting yourself. End.

Have they run out of

Welsh quarries ?

Alphabetical

Those 5 are in alphabetical order and at or near the start, in the central London "region" so perhaps they are doing the whole country in alphabetical order, or perhaps crypto-alphabetical, since I'm sure there will be some "priority" cases pop up

we've applied the mosaic tool to the most sensitive areas

oh I see - you made it FUZZY ............ groan

ps numberplates can be shown on a 'family website' they are not extreme pornography (yet)

21 not 18 or even 16

Look it up ... for the purposes of padeo-laws you are a "child" until 21

10 months

It lasted 10 months then - the iPhone of space objects

counter surveillance measures

"Olive can ..... conduct effective counter surveillance measures"

What's that all about ?

Previews

Oh dear, just about every download site has a short 30-seconds-or-so preview of each track, which is STREAMED to you, hence that specific action is a performance. I hope they are licenced etc.

But another angle - since it is me that clicks on 'play stream' or whatever, then surely it is my performance, since I initiated the sounds i.e. without me there would be no performance, hence it is my performance. Luv it.

Fraped

Just say someone else posted it on your comp/mobile/etc as a jolly jape

Not a TV

Oh, so the "Apple TV" is not actually a TV - how disappointing.

Just another set-top box, what the world needs for sure.

Leaked to rivals

"Businesses are going to be very unhappy about having their communications wide open - especially non-US ones operating in the US who don't want all their plans leaked to their rivals"

Isn't that part of the purpose - so that business plans/ideas/secrets of non-US companies can be passed on to competitor US companies working in the same field. Or is that too obvious.

gotcha

clearly they let him back in so that they could get him like this, always on the agenda, pity he didn't spot it

PICS

or it didn't happen

he 3D conversion delivers results as good as a movie shot and authored in 3D

fuck off hollywood do you thing we are that stupid

oh, wait ...

@ Grease Monkey

"And rather than typing your post you could have just visited Twitter to check?"

Twitter is blocked where I was.

Next.

Prior art

Sorry Mr Jobs these started in 1976

www.pod-footwear.com

Oh no not again

It's only a year since it was last "re-achitected"

I hope they used a better re-achitect this time

UK please

Can we have one or more of those over here please, possible regionalised.

FOI

Is it just me, or is anyone else sick of hoe bodies paid for by taxpayers money, have to be prodded with an FOI before deigning to release spend figures ?

It's our money you are spending, we have every right to know how you spent it without having to ask, thankyou very much.

Now, please change the law to make publicly accountable bodies, erm , accountable publicly.