* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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Gov.UK to make its lovely HTML exportable as parlous PDFs

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Re: Been there, done that

If only HTML were XML structured data.

Nothing that a deep-learning neural network can't fix.

EU plans for domestic exascale supercomputer chips: A RISC-y business

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Re: We can watch if from the UK

> Yes I know ARM32 is a tarted up 6502.

LOLWUT

Sad Nav: How a cheap GPS spoofer gizmo can tell drivers to get lost

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Re: Luckily

Good man!

Crooks swipe plutonium, cesium from US govt nuke wranglers' car. And yes, it's still missing

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Re: Want your nukleer stuff back?

I don't know. Raging Environmentalists are not particularly impressive.

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It is rumored that a lot of Murrican MUF ended up Israel's Nukes...

About 93 kg of HEU to be precise.

What the crooked operators left for the US was a superfund site quite near a nice suburb / the local hospital: The Apollo Affair.

Tech team trapped in data centre as hypoxic gas flooded in. Again

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Re: Hasn't halon been banned or something in the '90s?

206.99? Of course if you consider the units things get a bit messy.

You must be from a country with gun control.

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Re: UPS <- a root cause

Where the hell do you get your batteries?

Mr. Wong's cheap and cheerful shoppe??

I have never had one of the modern fully-enclosed lead-acid batteries pose a problem.

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Re: A real fire risk

The warehouse must have been one of the most inflammable places in the area! It was protected by a MASSIVE halon system

Yeah, sometimes the fire suppression systems are bit .. let's say .. underperforming.

1996-05-06: Credit Lyonnais suffers further blow as fire guts headquarters

The fire is the latest blow to the troubled institution, which suffered record losses in 1994 and was bailed out by the government.

I think no-one really ever found out where 20 billion franc français went exactly.

It was a sign of things to come.

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Erm 2009, the henry hoover found a dead rodent which meant lots of paperwork, never again

Shoot, Shovel and Shut Up, but without the Shoot part is the recommendation here.

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Re: Hasn't halon been banned or something in the '90s?

Like a CO2 flood, which is probably more lethal?

You can't breath any (that's the point) so it's the difference between NATO 5.56 and Russian 5.45 x 39.

Indictment bombshell: 'Kremlin intel agents' hacked, leaked Hillary's emails same day Trump asked Russia for help

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Re: Society Seems To Be Fragmeting or Declining in Standards

But in important political decisions such as the US presidential race, or the Brexit vote, both of which were very close, it's clear that a marginal effect could easily be the difference between it going one way or the other.

Then pointing fingers at "influencers" is just another way of saying "it didn't go MY way" by bringing up one cause but conveniently forgetting others - the complete disdain a candidate evokes, people staying home for the vote, a general desire for taking a chance, any chance for change, etc.

FCC caught red-handed – again – over its $225 complaint billing plan

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Re: Swamp

But as a consolation price, we get Jerusalem as the new capital of some bizarro country.

Fuckaing A!

I see you're trying to leak a file! US military seeks Clippy-like AI to stop future Snowdens

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Re: What already went wrong?

What happened is that additional "money" was delivered and some way to spend it has been found.

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Re: So then people rely even more on the system, what if it fails?

Automation costs a fortune, works most of the time, and reduces the pressure on humans. Education costs a bigger fortune, almost never works, and increases the pressure on humans.

Urrrhhhhh.

Education works pretty good if you don't hire those guys at the bottom of the social ladder and upgrade them to responsible military duties or otherwise.

Intelligence: a non-learnable factor of success.

Up in arms! Arm kills off its anti-RISC-V smear site after own staff revolt

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Hmmm...

Arm told us it had hoped its anti-RISC-V site would kickstart a discussion around architectures, rather than come off as a smear attack.

In proper newspeak, the idea was to put "controversial ideas" out there.

Fresh cup of WTF with lunch? TeamViewer's big in Twitter's domination-as-a-service scene

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Can anyone shed light on how the recommendation soundbites are obtained

I use these tools for ... research...

An $18m supercomputer to simulate brains of mice in the land of Swiss cheese. How apt, HPE

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Re: Is it legitimate to ask

Evolutionary pressures computes so hard that it finds optimized designs basically based on nanomachines within a few millions years that are amazing.

Not a chance to get even with today's clunky hardware. Maybe in another 50 years. Maybe not.

GitHub given Windows 9x's awesome and so very modern look

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Imagine a patent on organizing computer files being used against online shopping sites. Oh, it's still happening

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The inventive computer file control system could therefore be used as the basis of a new computer operating system.

Not realizing that the fact that OS are basically schedulers + resource managers that are just associated to "filesystems" as a historical accident.

These is not the basis you are looking for.

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Well...

It's the custom of the land that attorneys puff up and reach twitter levels of outrage within a minute from cold start.

Yes, Modern Life is just Gulliver's Tales with added iPhonicity, but here we are.

'Toxic' Whitehall power culture fingered for GDS's fall from grace

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Just What

"Hire 50 people under 30 who know what an API is."

I'm not sure what the problem is to which this is supposed to be the solution.

Maybe it's supposed to zero the budget fast.

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Globular clusterfuck

"The analogue mechanism of Whitehall is not fit for a digital world," said Bracken. "The culture of propriety and in departments is quite phenomenal."

Do they just string words together and hope there is a message therein? Is Whitehall really running Babbage Engines? Is impropriety something that should be strongly supported?

Things that make you go hmmm: Do crypto key servers violate GDPR?

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I'd have thought so, yes, so "implied consent" is misleading.

The implication arrow works the right way.

If there is explicit consent, then there is also implied consent.

Bill Clinton's cyber-attack novel: The airport haxploit-blockbuster you knew it would be

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Re: Widower

You mean worse in his Body Removal activities?

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Can anyone shed light on how the recommendation soundbites are obtained

The endorso-drones just seem to mindlessly gush and it is sometimes clear that they haven't read the book they are endorsing at all.

Four US govt agencies poke probe in Facebook following more 'oops, we spilled your data' shocks

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could face a fine that totals "more money than there is on the planet."

I now understand Trump's cunning plan to finance the US Space Marine Expeditionary Orbital Forces.

While you were basking in the sun, the relentless march of the Windows-maker continued

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People are dying of hunger in Syria

> Pretending that wasn't the plan all along and the plan is heavily financed by Saudis & Friends.

What is this, am I reading the NYT?

CIMON says: Say hello to your new AI pal-bot, space station 'nauts

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WTF?

Fracking Toasters

A mix of GERTY the "Moon" Computer and Simon The Flying Brain from Captain Future?

Add in a Battleship Galactica "Airlock Incident" and we are all set.

"Buh Bye Watson".

Western Digital pitches fleet of hybrid arrays to markets served by its array-builder customers

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19 nines (99.99999999999999999 per cent) of data durability

Does this mean it is unaffected by proton decay?

Europe's scheme to build exascale capability on homegrown hardware is ludicrous fantasy

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Re: Europeans are dreaming

American had spent hundred of billion of $$$ if not thousands to create their F35 ( 5th Gen) aircraft and with their technological know how.

The thing is, nobody really needs the gold-plated flying radar-evading pig.

What even IS a "5-th generation aircraft"?

The F-35 is tool, the goal of which is to shift taxpayer money to vested interests - and tick all the boxes to make war-fetish think tankers wet themselves on TV. So you get something that is high-maintenance and does not fit any particular realistic mission profile. You can then put a "It's 5th Generation!" sticker on it as if your were in Microsoft Marketing.

You just need a good plane. If need be you can buy Ruskie.

Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

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Btw. there was a note by Dabbsy in one of the IEEE sub-zines (I think "Region 8 News" or "The Institute") about the dangers of surveillance capitalism.

Congratulations.

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Breakdown of trust-based society in Europe too

Except they don't trust the americans not to drive off after filling up without paying, so if you're paying cash, you have to pre-pay the teller a guessed amount first (he said $40) and I filled up ($35) so he gave me the change afterwards.

Enjoy your European diversity initiatives because this kind of complete bollocks is appearing there too. I was quite surprised that german stations near the border to BE/NL demand that you pay up-front before they switch on the pump.

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Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

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Now he can get a tattoo, "Shot by the Mom!"

Luckily Littel Red Riding Hood was not in a disarmed country.

What does it take for an OpenAI bot to best Dota 2 heroes? 128,000 CPU cores, 256 Nvidia GPUs

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Re: How many orders of magnitude

So the question quickly reduces to "Is a Dota-2 playing superpowered bot good for Israel"?

On Kaspersky’s 'transparency tour' the truth was clear as mud

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Re: "perhaps they'd like to offer some evidence of this."

If evidencesnot writing what's on the handout may put sourcesaccess to "inside sources" at risk, you may want to avoid that.

FTFY

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Re: Seriously?

if you don't understand the difference between a freely elected government and a government ran by a pseudo-dictatorship which invades a peaceful nation and runs hundreds of thousands of people out of their home at gunpoint.. then I believe you have a lot of research and self-reflection to do.

Meanwhile, Afghanistan was flattened and is a festering wound, then Iraq was flattened and is a festering wound, then Lybia was flattened and is a festering wound and our good terrorists blew up Syria, which was then flattened and is a festering wound half-occupied by the US in total contravention of international law, camping on bodies, now they are coming for Iran.

Maybe the self-reflection should start at home?

For anyone to back the Russian government about anything is just ridiculous. It also means you don't have any regard for human rights.

And a F.U. for you, too.

'No questions asked' Windows code cert slingers 'fuel trade' in digitally signed malware

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You know .... lawyers or a visit by tatooed dudes.

But Microsoft can just pick up the phone and enquire.

Oracle's new Java SE subs: Code and support for $25/processor/month

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Re: .NET was already appealing on it's own

s/appealing/appalling/

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Re: Options

Options to replace Java without any Slurp of JVM are

> Go - Depends on the "ecosystem" and Google isn't company doing stable product support.

> Rust - Not yet, maybe not ever.

> Ruby - Fun language but ... no static typing, so no. Yes for scripts.

> Python - Fun language but ... no static typing, so no. Yes for scripts.

> C - You having a laf mate.

> C++ - Barely, and the manual no longer passes the "arm's length test". The Ada of today.

> Nim - No idea.

> Elixir - No static typing, good for agent-oriented programming, nice, but no cigar.

> Erlang - No static typing, good for agent-oriented programming, nice, but no cigar.

> Haskell - Not getting out academy fast, most programmers' heads would explode in any case.

> "The only real value to Java is the JVM" - Maybe, maybe

> "as the language itself is a misbegotten turd" - If it's good enough for biz, that's where the money is. Deal with it.

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These companies exist for Microsoft too. The come to your office together with the audit-wielding Microsoft Rep...

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Re: Give Azul a call

their commercial version of Java with a garbage collector that won't randomly pause your applications

Uh... we are no longer 2005, buddy. May get your arse in gear and read around.

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Re: Java has been great as a teaching tool

I'll probably get laughed at but why not JavaScript?

Because it's practically the worst language that has ever graced the mind of man with many special interests putting their dick in for good measure? Problematic young people who want to "program" are sticking to it like flies because "it runs in the browser". FFS.

NEVER TEACH SOMEONE PROGRAMMING USING JAVASCRIPT. THERE SHOULD BE CRIMINAL PENALTIES FOR THIS. 20 YEARS HARD LABOR IN SIBERIA WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.

There are so many Good Languages out there. No not C++. Jesus Christ.

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Re: You have to pay to use a language?

Drugs are only fun if you want to become unemployable.

Why is why there should not be any prohibition. We have suppressed natural selection far too long.

"Don't train yourself to be what you don't want to be."

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Finally a good reason to push OCaml past these blockheads... (because I will go medieval on the arse of the next person who says "why not use Node.js").

It looks like the Oracle Java SE standard is still free and only the "Advanced" issues needs licensing (and may also need additional licenses for Oracle WebLogic, Oracle DB or Oracle MySQL, and possible Oracle Oracle to consult on licenses).

Check your privilege here: Java SE Licensing Information User Manual via Java SE Downloads

Great news, cask beer fans: UK shortage of CO2 menaces fizzy crap taking up tap space

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Re: Oh two or zero two?

Latex expressions in this forum when??

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"Pick up that can!"

No beer is one way revolutions start. Governments should be very worried.

Govnmt's are only worried if every home has an (AR-15 / AKM / H&K / VSS Vintorez) over the fireplace and they actually need to take care that it stays there. "A well-regulated militia" etc.

Britain? No worries. Sold your liberties out for a beer. Which is now unfizzy.

Software engineer fired, shut out of office for three weeks by machine

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I hear the Afghan army has hole companies that they "lost track of", yet their salaries are still being paid...

The strife of Brian: Why doomed Intel boss's ex86 may not be the real reason for his hasty exit

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They could have used the "He said Jehova" excuse instead

That would have done it. Even discussing it publicly would be anathema.

Netflix comms boss Jonathan Friedland sacked over 'N-word'.

Mr Hastings detailed two instances when Mr Friedland was said to have used the offensive term.

The first incident was at a meeting with the public relations team to discuss sensitive words. However, a few days later the term was used again - this time at a meeting of black employees at the company.

Immediate stoning ensued.

Buttonless and port-free: Expect the next iPhone to be as smooth as a baby's bum

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Is it just a coincidence

Energous sounds a lot like Theranos.

Gimmicky magic tech creating happily diverse people on marketing materials, spat out at the top of a Silicon WallyValley bubble and which might work or, in this case, be practical, if the physicial universe were just a little bit different.

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Schneier warns of 'perfect storm': Tech is becoming autonomous, and security is garbage

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People are so hopeless that the obvious often looks like information from the future, or alien probing.