Yes, because not being nice to politiicans is increasingly becoming a tarring & feathering offense (some NATO members go further)
Posts by Destroy All Monsters
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Reddit's warrant canary shuffles off this mortal coil
Zombie SCO rises from the grave again
Internet users don't understand security or privacy, says survey
Love our open API? Talk to our lawyers, says If This Then That
Tired of Windows 10 phoning home? Maybe the special Chinese govt version is for you
After Windows 10 "Rick Roll" ...
... Windows 10 "Spring Roll"
"Microsoft and CETC have been working on a custom image of Windows 10 for government customers since we announced our initial agreement in September, based on the tools that we make available to organizations around the world"
Really? Where I can I download those?
Spanish launch heroic bid to seize Brit polar vessel
The Falklands are like The Crimea: They stay!
The hispanic riffraff better read up on their history: British interest in South America was not as casual as many have assumed.
"RSS Nicholas Vansittart" NAOW
Oracle v Google: Big Red wants $9.3bn in Java copyright damages
Here's hoping both of the teams get cancer...
...but in particular the Oracle team.
There is a serious danger of the whole industry going up in flames, and all for their 9.3 billion pieces of silver (or rather less, in spite of grandiose claims by oxygen-wasting, water-polluting lawyers)
Meanwhile Java has apparently been grabbed by the suits and is about to get the sociopathic reaper treatment. God help us all.
Cosmic bonks, breakups led to birth of Saturn's moons as dinos died out
Wait... who broke that? Things you need to do to make your world diagnosable
Re: different times on their internal clocks, whatever logs..will be almost impossible to collate
But Shimo's "Takedown" is basically a hagiography his cool self, written by that NYT ICT hack Markoff. Don't buy, possible leaf through it when you find it at the disposal centre.
Better read Jonathan Littman's "The Fugitive Game", even if Kevin M. says it ain't what really happened. At least it reads like journalism.
Ever wondered what the worst TV show in the world would be? Apple just commissioned it
Re: Apple's version of "The Internship" (aka "Google goes auto-fellatio")
Not every critic rated it in their top ten
Judging from the IMDB cemmentary ("Just what section of the cinematic audience this pile of tripe is aimed at I really don't know. Maybe it's teenagers, those Dre wearing plastic headphone types who like to think they live in a land of cool and internet worldliness, but then it features two middle-aged heroes trying to find a job at Google so how does that compute? Pardon the pun.") etc., I would say this is a faint understatement?
Re: It could be good, or it could be a barely disguised ad for the App Store..
Oh, except at the end when the engineers go to the product launch and see people they've never heard of take all the credit for their work.
That's why you always need to take Claymores to the launch meetings in those nerdy carry-ons...
ExoMars probe narrowly avoids death, still in peril after rocket snafu
Re: It's not "Rocket Science"
systems that can be restarted on orbit after a usually longer rest period (you need storable fuel that still flows in the frigid temperatures of space and you need to get that fuel into the engine at 0g)
This seems to not be the case here as Russian manoeuvering is over: ESA is responsible for future manoeuvers. Plus, these are not new technologies at all and they are not different from any orbital manoeuvering which seems to be well within Russian skillset.
I foresee rising insurance premiums in the future for Russian Proton launches.
Launchers are not "deep space", you are contradicting yourself.
Re: It's not "Rocket Science"
I don't see that there is any difference between "deep space launches" and anything else. You just launch the crap when near Earth, from then on it's intertia and minor course corrections based on hydrazine injections.
It's not as if there were any Captain Future-style spaceship operations going on out there.
Re: It's not "Rocket Science"
The Briz-M going pompers because it didn't vent the tanks?
here:: Michel Denis, ExoMars flight director at the European Space Operations, Center in Darmstadt, Germany, said that the two craft were many kilometers apart at the time of the breakup, so the explosion wouldn’t have posed a risk. Still, the mission team won’t be 100% certain until all the science instruments are completely checked over in the coming weeks.
Six charged for 'hacking' lottery terminals to spew only winning tickets
Mud sticks: Microsoft, Windows 10 and reputational damage
Re: Windows 10 is not cause of down trending PC sales
This is the same industry that genuinely believes Unix design foundations laid down in an era of Winchester disks and Wang terminals are still even remotely fucking relevant today.
Yeah, because having overly complexified/prettiified crap (there is a german expression that reads like "clickybunty" I think) which breaks in "interesting" fashion and which cannot be fixed by helpdesk level 1 neither (should you, by the the good graces of luck and money even get to it) actually skilled support ABSOLUTELY is the way to go TODAY.
Enjoy your breakage, virus-ridden cancer and "imma so cool" incidental complexity. As well as the bold & stylistic interfaces that aare chasing the latest fads for kids released from art school in 6-month intervals (I'm also looking at you here, KDE)
For the love of Codd
In better times, an anti-prophet like you would have had his tongue ripped out for taking Good Names in vain. This would have been followed by a solid burning.
Software is a means to an end, and that end is making the user's life easier, not harder.
You have married into the wrong house, then. Begone.
Re: @Alumoi It's the data harvesting
> A snip at £116.99.
I never understood this kind of pricing. It's basically a sticker that says "DON'T BUY ME, YOU COMPLETE CRETIN".
It's not even Veblen's idea of "the more pricey, the more classy", because everyone knows WIndows is mildly disgusting computing fast food with added trans-fats.
Atlassian finally gives users Bitbucket code search
Microsoft did Nazi that coming: Teen girl chatbot turns into Hitler-loving sex troll in hours
EU ministers to demand more data access after Brussels attacks
Kneecap Erdogan: Controversy-friendly
The controversy-friendly Turkish President, Recep Erdogan
That's the guy who orders a major newspaper to turn from Erdogan-critic to Erdogan-friendly overnight (not even announcing a change of board) while its archives are being "purged", menaces reporters and tells the constitutional court that it is unconstitutional and unpatriotic and should take care what it says. Did I mention that he ordered an attack on his own kurdish.speaking people for no good reason?
I would say "looking after his popularity level" is a better description than "controversy-friendly".
Security education outfit EC-Council dishes out ransomware online
MH-370 search loses sharpest-eyed robot deep beneath the waves
Re: Waste Of Time
All of this pain and heartache could've been avoided 2 years ago if the international community just owned up and said "look our satellite spotted the plane going in to the sea at this point".
Much citation needed!
I agree that the Murricans likely know who REALLY was manning that BUK that go the other MH, but why would anyone monitor the arse of the earth / the middle of nowhere just because?
Google puts a gun to the head of IT middlemen – the ops teams
Google dreams - no stuff, just fluff.
App Engine, BigQuery, our container engine, they just work
Sometimes they go down and then some groveling press release has to be issued.
and developers can be on their way to full 'write and run'.
I have seen code that wouldn't run inside a monkey with digestion problems.
I don't think there is a need to read much further.
Okay IT pros, change happens. But here's your Reg guide to staying in control
Re: Or join the 21st century.....
Or join the 21st century and simply adopt an Agile Software Development methodology
Change management has scant to do with development, software or otherwise. Nor with Waterfall.
Think about this. Being unable to do calculations does not mean that you magically will have enough money at the end of the month.
I am successfully managing an agile multinational BI project that started with no spec apart from the Board wanting to know "what the hell is happening in the business".
HAHA right. You are either full of bullshit or it's the rest of the team that does that actual work and you are glomming on it.
Now step away from IT and keep your hands in the air, buster.
How one developer just broke Node, Babel and thousands of projects in 11 lines of JavaScript
Error checks? Eh? What could go wrong, really? (DoSing a US govt site)
Re: Moral on the -1 passed as array index?
Moral on the -1 passed as array index? The moral is never do it, period.
The moral is, define an appropriate type that is ok with taking -1 as an index while normal arrays would throw.
That's what types are for.
They are statically (sometimes dynamically) verifiable constraints on the crap we produce.
And then you still lhave asserts and contracts of course.
A Logic Named Joe: The 1946 sci-fi short that nailed modern tech
Re: Mankind Pwnd and Hope and Change Delivered with Alien Memes and Beings into Autonomous Means ‽ .
The title will be "Artificial Insanity"
I think this was a side-note in Neal Stephenson's "Anathem" (issued 2008 ... WTF? That's nearly 10 years ago. What happened?)
Neal doesn't believe in AI, but I cannot share that kind of mysticism.
Google debuts Node.js beta on its App Engine
Make work for idle hands
Now on Google AppEngine: Reinvented square wheel which is being flattened performance-wise by old-school Java application servers anyway and (hopefully?) meant for people who:
1) Think JavaScript must be used everywhere in spite of being so bad that there are languages on top that "transpile" to it
2) Have obviously converted to IT from management and are convinced Node.js is "hot" but are otherwise bereft of any serious domain knowledge
3) Basically haven't understood that there is an OS between their "synchronous" call and the hardware (it's what the OS is for, duh)
FAIL icon because there is no USELESS icon.
Hands on with the BBC's Micro:Bit computer. You know, for kids
French publishers join Swedish 'Block Party' to pester ad refuseniks
Comms 'redlining' in Brussels as explosions kill up to 30 people
Belgium isn't even in the war on stuff?
Blowback is a bitch but it's very unclear what Belgium has to with anything at all, including the war on terror, except that it has a large muslim population with probably quite a few fiery preachers getting financed by Saudi Arabia / Qatar.
Nice one, Amurrica. Sitting pretty in your shitty homeland while sending money to radical friends and droning the whole world.
True believers mind-meld FreeBSD with Ubuntu to burn systemd
What to call a £200m 15,000-tonne polar vessel – how about Boaty McBoatface?
Electronic Superhighway 2016-1966 – a retro: Texts, ar*se and ASCII rolls
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