Posts by Destroy All Monsters

American Dog, we make torture you!

Where can I subscribe/comment so that Sony sends me a nastygram and forces my local law enforcement to waste money and play personal toyboy to their "law and order" department?

...onto a supersonic jet!

"Social-climbing limousine faux-liberals" love taking supersonic jets.

Why is Albert Wesker commanding the Battlestar carrying Mai Waifu?

I demand an answer!

"Java" will now be relabeled "Belarus"

But we can live with that, can't we?

Oh I think, there's an armed taxman at the door....

Snowstorms! Get ready for Quantiative Easing Part 3!

FIRE!!

Keynesians will cream their pants, wise widows will transform their dollar account into cold, hard and shiny metal bought illegally and leftists will bemoan the "austerity" measure hitting the "worker class", then demand a tax hike and a wage increase because it's hard to live under boot of capitalists.

Asian sweatshop operating room

Hell yeah.

But did they give it two right thumbs?

Next theory: Why the Earth is banana-shaped

1) Change management: an administrative function trying to sound like an executive one.

What kind of meaningful interpretation can we assign to this phrase? Doesn't everyone know that "change management" has a much to with boardroom antics as "bug management"?

2) This is what was behind much of the Web 2.0 blather, too.

I thought it was joss sticks, and lots of free money sloshing around due to incredibly retarded credit policy by the Clinton / Greenspan horsemen of the econocalypse.

3) Large companies (such as newspapers, for example) deferred to their technicians to produce the innovation and strategy - only to find they had over-promoted a cadre of bureaucrats.

Doesn't make sense from any angle. Does this mean that "innovation and strategy" is coming from the executive level? That technicians are actually bureaucrats which may get over-promoted because they are innovative? Questions, questions....

4) It's just a theory.

Your attitude needs correction. The headmaster shall see you now.

"The pornography itself seems to have been mild enough."

No-one should care whether it's mild or whatever.

There seems to be a lot of "trust" in the state bureaucracy. Are they afraid of leakers? I guess getting fired counts as a win.

"Homeland Security Investigations"

I feel there is fat-bellied mid-level middle-aged bureaucracy sniffing out for some empire building and thinking that going into share denial enforcement would be a good way to score some brownie points while waiting for the pension scheme to vest.

America! Fuck yeah!!

But you should be able to buy "offshore". A Belgian P90 with a silencer and an Israeli Elbit Falcon red dot sight, please.

On second thoughts, the silencer is probably prohibited by Federal Law. :-(

"Security expert on Fox News, Bloomberg TV, and CNN"

Enough said.

World's No.1 hacker. Ugh. Why isn't he in a movie with Travolta getting a blowjob?

The SA80 actually works now?

That's news to me.

"through many hours of hard work"

This *is* 2011.

Well, the NYT isn't a newspaper, so why are they complaining?

They are still propelling the propaganda on Iran and Af/Pak (generally using officially leaked leaks from unnamed government officials) after grave facilitation of the Iraq debacle.

At least they got rid of Judith Miller.

What a bunch of embedded jerks.

Why not adapt The Difference Engine?

The Matrix with Steam and Brass.

And no fights.

And a story.

Next in this saga: LAMO OUTS INTERNETS!

"It made lots of documents available. Completely irresponsible."

"blue is the colour of Jesus' eyes"

Yeah, that's likely.

There must be a lot of spice down in the holy lands of neverending negotiations.

So the bottom line is....

HBase is useful in some cases.

Pics or we shall be unable to judge!

He may just have browsing a catalogue of eager-to-please cheerleader hopefuls.

We know that these days, there is a major disconnect between what children are actually allowed to wear and the burqua they are supposed to wear.

Too complex?

In other news, politicans find brain, switch on.

But 21% is still death by slow strangulation. I hear some people are into that.

That's a very large public company acting in its own self-interest.

Quite so.

And it's all good.

Haters gonna hate. Frack them.

Cue Darth Vaderesque heavy breathing from Sony Execs

Hurrrr....... Hisssss.....

FADEOUT

(to be continued)

[...and after the credits roll...]

Off-screen voice: “That would mean the entire universe is subject to my jurisdiction, and that's a really hard concept for me to accept.”

CLOSE-IN ON:

President Obama doing the Gendo Pose

Can we solve the shifting of all bank details and airline PNRs to US surveillance first please?

Till that's is sorted, I won't notify about anything.

"along the curving field lines"

That should be "orthogonally" to the curving (magnetic) field lines. These are not electric field lines.

Just what the doctor ordered

Population in uproar? EURO on the brink of becoming colorful toilet paper? No jobs left in the welfare state? Presidency in the dumps? Prize wife shows cold shoulder?

REGUALTE TEH INTERNETS!

Stag Stopa salutes you!

I pity the guy. He must always convince BOFH to set special spamfilter settings, I'm sure.

William Gibson does Apple placement, too.

And other stuff. Bechtel-armoured cartel-grade Toyota Hilux, anyone?

It's tough these days..

Little player: He finagles a little win, pays off state with taxes, then still gets a raw deal.

Big player: He finagles a big win, which, if it goes wrong, is reimbursed by state with taxes, then still gets an invitation to a Presidential Dinner.