* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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God-game creator granted Bafta gong

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FAIL

Unfortunately...

....only one downvote is allowed.

Maybe I can buy more at the Moderatrix' emporium.

Death by 30% cut: Apple app tax must change

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Read Karl Marx and Gottfried Feder, did we?

"You seem rather confused, inflation is not a tax, it is a debt reduction mechanism."

Best Politically Correct description of "stealing" ever.

If I "reduce my debt" by holding up the neighbor, I go to prison.

If government "reduces its debt" by inflation, pauperizing the taxpayer and anyone who has outstanding debts, commentards come out of the woodwork and defend the practice.

Nice doing.

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Big Brother

I'm with you on that, man.

You forget inflation - the hidden tax for the money printing service.

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Here's hoping...

...that the whole i* ecosystem suffers radical eutropization and subsequent total collapse with i*-toxified yuppies, teenagers, urban bohemians and armani-dressed marketdroids floating in dead rivers of putrid, stagnant data.

Because I just can't hear any more about it.

Exhibition to applaud videogames as art

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Hmmm.....

"be sure to vote for games that you think are visually spectacular or boast innovative design!"

Is this meant to say that only the eye candy shall play a role in the selection?

What about innovative gameplay or use of music...

Or innovative use of Intellectual Property Fascism, for that matter.

The image for "Zak McCracken and the Alien Mindbenders" just says "Rights Pending"

HBGary 'puppets' FAIL to convince

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It must be the Koch brothers!

You know that DailyKos will find corporate threats to democracy and free discussion under every bed, in every managerial space (except the one currently occupied by the Peace Laureate) and in every potted plant with a slight a-progressive tinge.

Yes, their readers and the unionized worker proletariat are none too bright and are easily misled by blacktied-brownshirted (but presumably lavishly funded) alicebots.

What is the government doing against this?

Oracle gives 21 (new) reasons to uninstall Java

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Troll

Keep late-post trolling to a minimum

M'kay?

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C-Shell, huh?

That is fail on so many levels.

Any shell is better than csh

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That's the problem with academia.

They are so high in the taxpayer-funded ivory tower that the world looks an immaculate white.

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Chill, man.

Been there, done that. I have a whole shell scripting portfolio to simply get the jars where they should be. As well as several separate JBoss/Tomcat instances if needed just to keep the cats separated and calm.

For the logging, look at slf4j. It's s drop-in-replacing for all the logging badness out. Just replace the existing logging jars.

Where's the gallic shrug icon.

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That's the app writer's problem...

Not Java's problem.

Cisco should be able to hack this. As usual, their Quality Control is made by a rat in the cellar paid by 5% taken off someone's support license.

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"Surely the point was to get away from Java bugs"

In this universe, you don't get away from bugs.

You can just trade them in for others.

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Yeah...

Or Java and Java-mediated calls to the Microsoft Windows API.

About which I shall avoid adding an adjective.

But I never considered Cisco again.

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FAIL

Did you just...

...enroll in a freshman programming course?

Knowledgeable people generally dont have such strong opinions.

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Go

Or maybe

Clojure or Scala or Groovy. Run on the JVM.

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Dead Vulture

ohlookitsthisthreadagain.jpg

"Try uninstalling Java altogether. This will dramatically shrink the attack surface of your machine, and unless you use a handful of specific applications, you'll never notice the difference."

I don't know what's going on here, but we already had that exact exhortation about a month ago or so.

Has the Microsoft check cleared or something?

Watson? Commercial – not super – computer

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Terminator

That's another way of saying...

THEY FAILED.

"Are you Sarah Connor? The name is Watson. IBM Watson."

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Ohhh... black-and-white cathode-ray-tube scary...

"When THEY eventually make some wrong decisions or miscalculations the same as their designers and progammers did before they created"

Really! The old trope "computer connected to world, makes mistake, we all die" is so dusty that homeless people are using it to scrape dirt off their shoes. HAL's affirmation to be "foolproof and incapable of error" only generated sardonic grins nowadays.

You may have noticed that today:

a) People know that complex real-world algorithms make mistakes

and therefore

b) Keep the algorithms simple, specify them to death and go over them with a toothbrush (look up software assurance and reliability engineering)

and also

c) Underwrite major insurance contracts in case SHTF even so (which it will).

Chernobyl was _not_ a computer error....

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Link!

http://www.stanford.edu/class/cs124/AIMagzine-DeepQA.pdf

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"Off-the-shelf gear ‘gets’ humans"

We already have this with the imperial COTS-based drone armada based in Af/Pak.

In the same vein, wait until state gets ahold of those tasty algorithms. Just connect it to the various databases and you will be visited by blue-clad goons for aggravated terrorist pedophilia with intention to evade taxes at least once a month.

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Unhappy

That reminds me....

...whatever happened to Doug Lenat's CYC?

Sank without a trace?

Unprecedented domain seizure shutters 84,000 sites

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It's pretty much that.

A shadowy bureaucracy with the name "Homeland" in it, seizes goods under "morally imperative" pretensions pretty much arbitrarily, doesn't care what anyone says or whether anyone is inconvenienced, casts a general chill along the lines of "we are watching you" and will it do it again in a heartbeat?

Yeah, no fascism here, move along. On second thoughts, show me your papers.

[And a "class action suit"? Defended by taxpayer money of course. Suckers.]

[And it's not like child rape is not state sanctioned anyway. Yes, they stopped a Lynndie England.]

Anonymous security firm hack used every trick in book

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Headmaster

And additionally...

"It could be that the destiny of your company is only to serve as a warning to others."

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Anonymous delivers!

This is what I will tell our sysop to prepare for and be able to weather during the next coffee & croissants meeting.

Anna Chapman to design Russian space uniforms

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Alien

Hell yeah!

SHADO FTW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNEy9FpI3Ek

Storm brews over Chinese synchronised goldfish

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They laughed at me at the academy...

"Goldfish are small creatures that anyone can easily buy and abuse, or even kill."

HELL YEAH!

But magnets? As every mad scientist is aware, those wouldn't work at all.

How about NE555s implanted in those fishbrains? MUAHAHA!

Dinky Florida machine 'could whup world No 1 computer's ass'

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It's all down to the algorithm that reconfigures, you see...

FPGA-based reconfigurable computing is old as old. I remember an article in Byte Magazine circa 1990 about how you could make machines go zoom with PAL components.

Yes it works, the problem being the program that maps your application to the (modern) FPGA array. Not so easy.

Steve Jobs unveils 30% subs model for ... everything

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Happy

"A surprisingly attractive Trotskyite"

In turtleneck sweaters?

"Belgian regulators have already been sniffing around Apple's subs plan. Now they'll be able to get stuck in proper."

They should not. Let's see what "the market" will do for once. "Sniffing around" just builds the Bruxelles Bureaucracy. Don't feed the cancer!

Julian Assange gets helping hand from OJ Simpson's briefs

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Paris Hilton

Brain falls on floor, gets squashed

So let's see, the PM of Sweden declaring randomly that some dude who isn't Swede and may or may not have had inappropriate touchings with Swedish ladies is "public enemy number uno" in Sweden can be somehow justified because....

- There is a difference between Sweden and the US

- Nations are interconnected in "some fashion or another"

- Destabilizing political power has consequences on the economy

- Gov's agree that Assange is an ass.

Yes. Brilliant. Paris, please.

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Stop

"Swedish authorities want to question Assange"

Listening to the Swedish PM, they also want to brownnose the Obama Administration.

This doesn't bode well. I'm sure the rendition transport is already sitting on the tarmac.

At http://thenews.com.pk/NewsDetail.aspx?ID=11012, we read:

"Earlier, Swedish Prime Minister Fredrik Reinfeldt criticised Assange saying he has '' become public enemy number one in Sweden''"

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Big Brother

You fail

For using "US government" and "legal right" in the same sentence.

Unless you were born after 2000.

Hardware keyloggers found in Manchester library PCs

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WTF?

A third detected device was discovered...

"... but disappeared before it was turned over to local police"

Keyloggers from the 4th dimension? A case for the X-files?

One third of Russians say Sun revolves round Earth

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Coat

Get out of here, Stalker!

That was too easy.

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Headmaster

No.

Look up "Non-accelerated frame of reference".

If you need assistance, ask you school teacher about it!

Then come back to post again.

Google open video codec faces second challenger

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Rent seekers gonna seek rent.

The problem is not "bad patents". The problem is the existence of state-granted market-entry denial thingamabobs like "patents" in the first place.

In the best case, it's a tax that self-proclaimed inventors can pull in from companies that actually make the effort to go to market. In the worst, it's a writ to enable some cretin to keep others in the stone age.

Anonymous hacktivists: We've got Stuxnet code

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Big Brother

"ZOMG torrent please"

That would be "stuxnet, (c) 2008 Pinky & The Brain"

Grief and disbelief greet Elop's Nokia revolution

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Pint

Give it up, man.

Sappeur won't take over the world even you post in every Reg article.

Wanna puff the Old Republic? Only if you do it for free

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Pirate

"Fear will hold this franchise together..."

"...fear of my ego and these upwardly mobile lawyer types."

Reminds me of the times when Paramount went after all the Star Trek fansites. Back in 1996 I think. Don't know what happened after that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_fan_productions#Legal_issues

Patent attack launched on Google's open video codec

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"someone's hard work *has* been ripped-off"

Someone doesn't understand what a "patent" is all about.

Go educate yourself, greenhorn.

Remember when software patents where still a gleam in lawyers' and other boardroom sociopaths' eyes and bureaucrats from the USPTO as well as politicians hungry for free food and wine were picking up on the idea?

Most sane people though the idea ridiculous.

It's been downhill ever since.

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Grenade

I demand that names and addresses be posted!

I'm gonna fetch grandma's old blunderbuss in the meantime.

Revolution in the southern lands? Time to clean up in the "West", too.

Mysterious crypto-book dated to 15th century

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An early extract of 4chan's /b/

Or maybe something to do with Chtulhu and Bob Howard.

Evil grain-speculating OVERLORDS will starve us ALL

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Effing hell

An article on the Food Prices Scare based on actual knowledge of economics as opposed to knowledge of inflammatory politicking?

A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

Whenever I hear “How banking speculation causes food crises” I know that in the end I would like to loosen a few teeth of the author with well-targeted punches to the face. Not in this case.

PS3 jailbreak judge refuses to rescind GeoHot order

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No.

Everyone alive since the 70's "xeroxes". Because the Xerox Copier owned the market at one stage.

Young ones may not be aware that this was the case...

And there is also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RanXerox for those who read 70's Sci-Fi pulp mags.

US gov says it can't build an interstellar starship

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We have been there before

As Murray Rothbard wrote in 1979:

As the debate intensified, the answer to this puzzle became all too clear: these soothsayers and space cadets don't really care all that much for liberty. They don't in fact, care very much for the real world or reality. What motivates them is not the prospect of liberty but spinning phantom scenarios of the never-never land of Eden. (...)

But this is indeed a religion — it is not a political philosophy, and it sure as hell is not political action. Yet libertarians have not come to promise human beings a technocratic utopia; we have come to bring everyone freedom, the freedom of each individual to pursue whatever his or her dreams of the future may be. Or even to have no vision of the future. Libertarianism is surely not all of life; it brings the gift of political freedom to every person to pursue his own goals. His goals, not ours. To call — as a political party — for a specific vision of the future, the space-cadet vision, implies that that particular goal is going to be imposed on everyone, whether they like it or not.

This is not freedom: it is totalitarianism. Primitivists, after all, have rights too. They too should have the freedom, if they wish, to live unmolested on their own. Thus, neither primitivists nor space cultists should be given a forum within the Libertarian Party to promote and impose their own favorite level of technology.

To put it succinctly: the goal of libertarianism is freedom, period. No more and no less. Anything less is a betrayal; but anything more is equally a betrayal of liberty, because it implies imposing our own goals on others. To be a libertarian must mean that one upholds liberty as the highest political end not necessarily one's highest personal end. To confuse the issue, to mix in any sort of vision — technocratic or futuristic or any other — with politics, is to abandon liberty as that highest political goal, and at the very least to destroy the very meaning of a political movement or organization.

Oddly enough, space and the space program — which the great revisionist historian Harry Elmer Barnes aptly termed the "moondoggle" and "astrobaloney'! — is precisely the area where the government has exercised total domination. Such futurist heroes of our "libertarian" space cultists as Dr. Gerard K. O'Neill are government-financed scientists and researchers whose projected "space colonies" will not be the "free space colonies" of our space cultists' dreams but projects totally planned and operated by the federal government. Yet instead of engaging in sober critiques of the governmental space program, our space cadets embrace these state futurists as virtually their own.

http://mises.org/daily/4491

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WTF?

"US gov - the wealthiest"

I don't know whether facepalming hard is enough of a visceral response to such blue-eyed naiveté.

14 trillion dollars in the red, on a nowhere trip into stagflation and .... "the wealthiest"?

Before thinking about "starships" they should maybe manage to clean the open bogs.

Mumsnet backtracks support for net filter

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In that case...

...you could reverse-filter them.

ISP shall be required to add meta-tags to any outgoing HTTP traffic from mumsnet members.

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Like Philip K. Dick's "Eye in the Sky"

With the neurotic soccer mom Edith Pritchert who wanted to make everything unconvenient, unsafe or unbecoming just disappear from her world. And she could, ending in disaster.

First reports on XM-25 Judge Dredd smartgun in A'Stan

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Big Brother

This news brought you by...

..the Imperial Maintenance Network.

"Defending Democracy since 1916. If it suits us."

Don’t Look Now hailed top Brit movie

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"Don't Look Now"

It's the movie with the little girl in the red dress playing in Venise?

Texting teenager plunges to his death

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"Assisted selection"

There's an app for that!