* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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Second explosion rocks Japanese nuke plant

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Simple...

It's the water reacting with metal under high temperature.

Same problem with Three Miles Island, where everyone was fearing that the "Hydrogen Bubble" might lift the top off the structure.

Sixth Japanese nuclear reactor loses cooling

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Big Brother

DEAL WITH IT!

We are dependent on energy? Say it ain't so.

Well, up until the point where we can simulate all those billions of brains on buried quantum computing mainframes that manage to run on the small heat differential between the upper crust and the mantle, energy demand will only go up!

As for not giving "governments wide-ranging scope", Big Energy is the _least_ of your problems.

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ALART!

Japanese anime has always extra-cool display and visualization magic of various tooling [which mainly works because the purported visualization software is imbued with the intelligence of the animation designer, a thing similar to what happens Microsoft concept demos, but I digress..]

Why is it I haven't found not even a distantly related cousin of such coolness to update me on the momentary status of them there NPPs?

Japanese earthquake sparks nuclear emergency

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Cue Greenpeace howls and anger!

"There are still farms in Britain affected by the consequences of Chernobyl".

...because "disposing of" is equivalent to blowing the whole graphite/uranium core of an RBMK through the nonexistent containment roof.

In the mind of some.

Btw, wikipedia is now "current events":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fukushima_I_Nuclear_Power_Plant

[The last I heard of Japan maintenance skills in nuclear reactor management was that they were crap except when it's about covering the ass. That doesn't bode well.]

Fire icon because Fire.

NASA aims for space tests of Mars-in-a-month plasma drive

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Same difference

NOP

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Boffin

Kill all Greens, get the Techno rolling!

You know, when I was at uni and talked about nukes in space, other so-called "engineers" would decry the danger of "nuclear pollution of space". I had the terrible urge to bash in heads with a fire axe.

"The fact is that even the launch of comparatively simple and low powered radioisotope-decay power units (as opposed to reactors proper) often draws a lot of technofear protest"

Frack. That. Shit!!

"and the bureaucracy and expense associated with spaceflight-rated nuclear technology is immense."

Cut the red tape! Drop the regulatory horror! If need be, launch Doctor-No like from dead volcanoes in Zimbabwe or other cash-strapped places. They will be forgiving.

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Indeed

"If you remove energy from a gravitationally bound system, IT HEATS UP"

Iron Mountain hit by hedge fund attack

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Headmaster

"Financials" suck, but....

...a "hedge" fund, as the name implies, is about "hedging", i.e. offsetting risks in share pricing or other instruments. They are not into "breaking up companies" [that's what companies doing Leveraged Buyouts do, a weird practice that became possible once Government thought it might be a good idea to flood the economy with easy credit] or dictating strategic decisions. Or at least they should not.

Spooks' secret TEMPEST-busting tech reinvented by US student

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Needs more jigawatts!

I was hoping someone had finally managed to prove the existence of axions and at the same time put it to good engineering use [which would be - pass light through magnetic field on side A, some photons turn into axions, pass through wall, where another magnetic field turns some back into photons for detection]. That would have been something, even at 330 bps.

Still pretty good though.

Why Nokia failed: 'Wasted 2,000 man years' on UIs that didn't work

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The gripping hand of it is ...

they should actually have opted for a simple, cost effective and useful o/s.

Microsoft to Apple: 'Oh, yeah? Well, your font is too small'

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"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

He forgot about the bankers and the bureaucrats at the Ministry of Economy.

But apart from that, why not a Solomonic Judgement?

Though shalt have:

- The "APPLE APP STORE"

- The "MICROSOFT APP STORE"

This should avoid tears in the fabric of spacetime by the antipolar Jobsian and Ballmerian ego-inflation fields.

Discovery poised for final homecoming

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Did you mean "bumbling"?

Overpriced govmt' project in the sky, where is my 2001-style space station and moonbase?

Spooks want backdoor into your network

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Big Brother

Reiterate, forever...

Mr. Mori Arinori arrives in Belgravia at a quarter past four, driving a new-model Zephyr gurney leased from a commercial garage in Camden Town, just as Charles Egremont is departing for Parliament and a most important speech.

Egremont's body-guard, on assignment from the Central Statistics Bureau's Department of Criminal Anthropometry, a machine-carbine slung beneath his coat, watches as Mori descends from the Zephyr, a diminutive figure in evening-clothes.

Mori marches straight across the new-fallen snow, his boots leaving perfect prints upon the black macadam.

"For you, sir," Mori says and bows, handing Egremont the stout manila envelope. "Very good day to you, sir." Donning round goggles with an elasticated band, Mori returns to his Zephyr.

"What an extraordinary little personage," Egremont says, looking down at the envelope. "One hasn't seen a Chinaman, got up like that…"

Feeling heat from Macs, Microsoft sells PCs sans crapware

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"Optimized version of an experience"?

“Also, less trialware and sampleware means more storage space for important things like that two-hour video that your buddies made of you trying to reach the top of the climbing wall.”

Insulting the customer again, I see. Jerks.

Any price differential? I would not expect a deviation from the trusted

"more usability by removing crud == it will cost ya"

And will you get an install DVD? I doubt it.

Microsoft 'paid Nokia $1bn' for WinPho 7 deal

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Yup...

As the saying went "Shake hands with Microsoft, better check that your arm is still attached."

1 billion USD over 5 years may not even be that much. In 5 years, the whole US monetary base might just be worth a cheeseburger with freedom fries on the side.

New 'supercritical' generators to boost nuclear output by 50%

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That's ok

Finally a good use of all that Panzer Kit we bought for the War on Terror.

Obama to overhaul heinous US patent system

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Big Brother

"Obama to overhaul"

Like he "overhauled" the collapsing economy, the moneyprinting at the Fed, the Keynesian bowel movement, the Iraq war, the Af/Pak war, the UAW, healthcare, the Israeli settlement trainwreck, the skyrocketing military expenditures, Gitmo, the TSA, the war on terror, the war on drugs, the PATRIOT act, Big Insurance, Big Pharma and Big Phinance.

In the end someone will thus still be able to patent the circular closing movement of your rear-end sphincter. It will just go faster.

Captain Kirk hails space shuttle Discovery

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Space is hard to do, innit?

Wake me up when we got so far that Parker and Brett can routinely arse around on the lower decks.

Red Hat: 'Yes, we undercut Oracle with hidden Linux patches'

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FAIL

Lolwut?

Spare us the defenseless widow with children spiel!

How are Red Hat Sharp Practices [tm] going to impede your income?

Maybe you are confused about what a RHCE is all about. It means you can handle a Red Hat System. It doesn't mean you can do all the support that comes with a Red Hat license yourself. If in doubt, ask for Red Hat support, which is presumably being paid for by your customer.

Ta!

Half a million Germans rally in support of 'Baron von Googleberg'

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Big Brother

Some sanity, shurely?

Praise be!

Cobalt-barrel machine guns could fire full auto Hollywood style

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"The rifling is pressed into the bore"

But how do you get the mandrel out afterwards?

Only a perfect spiral rifling will do.

New charge against alleged WikiLeaker carries death penalty

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Big Brother

We now know who "the enemy" is.

"The military mentality is a bandit and raider mentality. Thus, all military represents a form of organized banditry where the conventional mores do not prevail. The military is a way of rationalizing murder, rape, looting, and other forms of theft which are always accepted as part of warfare. When denied an outside target, the military mentality always turns against its own civilian population, using identical rationalizations for bandit behavior."

- BuSab Manual, Chapter Five: "The Warlord Syndrome"

Government flies kite for VAT changes

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Big Brother

Always this newspeak

"The Treasury reckons it is losing about £130m in tax per year thanks to the loophole."

The Treasury reckons that it leaves about £130m in tax in the hand of consumers who are then free to decide what to do with it.

Europe confirms raids on ebook publishers

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Sounds like price fixing....

...but by the authorities. Who gives them the mandate to tell others what price to set on their books? If publishers decide to stupidly overprice ebooks, then these ebooks will be on torrents or parallel publishers, if need be from .cn and .ru, will step in. It's that simple.

German 'minister for cut'n'paste' resigns over PhD plagiarism

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By you know whom

"In the late afternoon of September 1, 1870, King William I, surrounded by a pompous staff of princes and generals, was looking down from a hill south of the Meuse at the battle in progress, when an officer brought the news that the capitula­tion of Napoleon III and his whole army was imminent. Then Moltke turned to Count Falkenberg, who like himself was a mem­ber of the Parliament of Northern Germany, and remarked: "Well, dear colleague, what happened today settles our military problem for a long time." And Bismarck shook hands with the highest of the German princes, the heir to the throne of Württemberg, and said: "This day safeguards and strengthens the German princes and the principles of conservatism."[i]In the hour of overwhelming victory these were the first reactions of Prussia's two foremost states­men. They triumphed because they had defeated liberalism. They did not care a whit for the catchwords of the official propaganda: conquest of the hereditary foe, safeguarding the nation's frontiers, historical mission of the house of Hohenzollern and of Prussia, unification of Germany, Germany foremost in the world. The princes had overthrown their own people; this alone seemed im­portant to them."

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I thieve you intellectually!

Annette Schavan says...

"intellectual theft is not a small thing. The protection of intellectual property is a higher good."

What the hell does that even _mean_?

Has she been zombified by lawyer leeches? Something lost in translation? Confused paytardery?

US trade rep bashes Baidu for 'deep linking' naughtiness

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FAIL

Team Amurrica bombs you for IP!

"Urdu Bazaars (Pakistan): The Urdu Bazaars in Karachi and Lahore reportedly remain the main sources of pirated books in the country, though book piracy is widespread and extends beyond such bazaars."

Why doncha list Mom & Pop's copyshop then? Or maybe the local university library?

Natalie Portman slaps John Galliano

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Joke

Why does he love Hitler and what does he have against Italian ladies?

>Err, firing procedures? What?

Better than gassing procedures, right?

HBGary chief exec resigns over Anon hack

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"level 90 night-elf druid"

That's pretty much it.

I was cringing through their whole PowerPoint presentations.

Leet posing like that should be disallowed after the age of 20.

ECJ gender ruling 'could throw insurance into turmoil'

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Headmaster

"you have to look at the individual"

Cue "data protection" and "privacy" problems galore.

If an insurance decided to up the premium against the guy who gets spastic rage attacks every 5 minutes on the highway because he's just wired that way as a PET scan would objectively show all hell would break loose which at least 50 QUANGOs and oppressed minority spokespersons filing amicus curiae briefs.

"But it would be unfair to charge you a premium based on your surname because there is nothing inherent about your surname that affects your driving."

As any statistical hypothesis testing would show. And that's why insurance isn't calculated on star signs.

"Men have more accidents. Being a man doesn't cause accidents."

Causality is irrelevant. Learn2statistics.

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Big Brother

The dream to change reality towards the socialistic max-entropy worker's paradise advances!

"The ECJ should eliminate the right to charge different prices based on the sex of the insured person"

Because charging different prices is a _right_?

Vodafone's network knackered by thieves

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Never speak against Luxembourg

If you knew what percentage of the population were state-employed bourgeoisie looking forward to vesting pension schemes you would understand why high tax revenue is VITAL for that country.

PlayStation hacker defiantly posts 'bible' following police raid

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"Mr. Egorenkov willingly ignored a judge's order.”

If the law is an ass, this is honorable though foolish.

Expect retaliation by SONY BROWNSHIRT you must!

Buzzmeisters value Twitter at $4.5bn

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Of course not!

Cash is easy and plentiful, interest rates are low, risks of inflation are being poo-pooed, Krugman is everywhere in the news and Bernanke is rolling out Quantitative Easing 2.

Living the vida loca à la Keynes? What's bad about that?

Hold on, there is a mustachioed guy in uniform at the door.

Oracle to float cloud-ready Java EE in 2013

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Like Overseer's "Heligoland"

Good stuff.

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WTF?

Crickets chirping

...Clouds drifting...

British Airways IT worker found guilty of plotting terror attack

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Pint

Highly unlikely.... oh!

Hey, it's Matt.

Toshiba sells Cell chip plant to Sony

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Black Helicopters

Sold to the Empire of Consumer Rape and IP Evil...

I'm sure the Koch brothers are in there somewhere.

Dear US gov: Stay the hell out of Silicon Valley

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Stop

Some people's head are messed up

"And wasn't it LACK of government intervention... "

and other seriously wacky ideas like "I have insects crawling under my skins", "aliens fisted me yesterday" and "World Trade Center was brought down by nanothermite placed by GIULIANI".

I think here is an -excellent_ place to start with some base-level education:

http://mises.org/mediaPlayer.aspx?MediaId=5702/How-Mainstream-Economics-Miseducates-About-Money-and-the-Fed

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Nah, not really.

"defeating Hitler (didn't outsource that one to the highest bidder: Halliburton, Blackwater)."

It was outsourced to the Soviet Union.

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Your tax dollars at work.

"And yet a huge fraction of the valley's economy derives from government funded research, both corporate and spinning out of universities. Not to mention direct government contracts and mandates. And defense work. And DARPA directed development efforts. "

Yep. Warcarp is where it's at. Money from universities is where it's at. All deficit funded.

The only ridiculous thing, Michael17, is that you assume that the governement owns you stock and barrel. "Tax incentives". Imagine that. The wise overlord suddenly decides to not rob me! Praise be!

Why doncha join the "tax me more" crowd in Wisconsion?

Godson: China shuns US silicon with faux x86 superchip

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Big Brother

It's amazing what a whip-wielding command-economy can do

at least in the short run.

When it's up against another command economy that splurges mainly on wars and pork and has everything gridlocked through "Intellectual Property" faggotry.

Court OK's Assange Sweden extradition, given 7 days to appeal

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Now we will finally know more about sex life in Sweden!

... and maybe about Sweden's propensity of being fondled by the US administration.

Should be of interest.

Former Microsoft exec barred from taking job at Salesforce

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All your brain are belong to us!

Yep, big biz anti-competitive protection by state all right.

"He's currently busy fixing Web2.0 government potholes"

A shovel-ready job, then?

Conviction overturned for abuse images bought from bookshop

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What's slightly creepy about this case?

The Child Pornography Service?

Oracle: 'Eight Android files are decompiled Oracle code'

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US companies doing their Mickey Mouse lawsuit circlejerks again, I see.

"Harm done? We don't need no stinking harm done. All these ideas, all that code and all the work of your developers formerly employed at my place belongs to meeee...... Me MEEEE!"

Cellphone exposure linked to changes in brain activity

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Burned fingers eh?

It's good to know that our GSM have that much power output.

Now why not let people phone in peace? Nobody forces you to use mobile, stay with landline.

German Foreign Office kills desktop Linux, hugs Windows XP

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Big Brother

Maybe

... the "warlike situation" in Afghanistan looks better in XP.

UK inks space research deal with Russia

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Why cite "Alien" in the header?

>>discuss future priority areas of research

Like, how to get up there in the first place, like?

Jacqui Smith 'shocked' to discover we're drowning in sea of porn

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Why do men watch porn? What do women want?

Unanswered Questions of the Universe!