* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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Inside the shadow world of commercialised spook spyware

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Big Brother

HAVE FAITH!

IN OBAMA!

I must not doubt. Doubt is the mind-killer. Doubt is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my doubt. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the doubt has gone there will be nothing. Only surveillance and military detention will remain.

Apple: Siri isn't anti-abortion

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FAIL

This kind of non-story...

...is why leftist liberals will be forever on my "childish whiner" list.

> Need an abortion clinic all of a sudden in a hurry right now

> Too dumb to find out

> Ask Siri, coz you have that trendy expensive shiny toy from the capitalist evil corporation

> It won't say

> Rage on a blog about this OUTRAGE, drum up a protest action, whatever

BUSTED! Secret app on millions of phones logs key taps

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Childcatcher

Sounds like someone discovered debugging code

Oh noes, my computer has SNMP instrumention, THEY ARE SPIYAN - PANIC ATTACK (but don't forget to bump this Flatter button first!)

Seriously though, how about some data? If this were "active" in more ways than calling the tracing and debugging functionality, ceaslessly dumping stuff over the airnet (unencrypted? what?) I imagine _someone_ would have noticed.

Phobos-Grunt 'crippled by US aurora station', 'is a bio-weapon'

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Holmes

Can't be that poor as Rus Engines have kicked Curiosity on the way. It seems to depend.

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Holmes

Who let the loon out? (HOU! HOUHOU!)

Okay, so RT.com somewhat earlier featured heavy-to-digest fare about how comet Elenin is "behaving oddly" and clearly some sort INTERPLANETARY CRAFT intent on RENDEZVOUS (possibly with the ultimate goal of CAUSING DISASTER). I'm not saying RT.com is shite, actually it often is saying things that are political 3rd rails to "western media pundits" but like El Reg, they may let the loon out. HAARP? HAR HAR!

Apart from that, this looks just like the Beagle fuckup. I suggest looking into correct project, configuration and build management (also financing, hiring practices, and correct application of the better-faster-cheaper-choose-at-most-two mantra).

This will probably lead to greater success than threatening unnamed individuals with a visit by SMERSH. No need to keep up the hardcore.

Stonehenge finds hint at rituals far more ancient than the stones

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Holmes

Don't go there!

"Piecing together the tales which Norrys collected for me, and supplementing them with the accounts of several savants who had studied the ruins, I deduced that Exham Priory stood on the site of a prehistoric temple; a Druidical or ante-Druidical thing which must have been contemporary with Stonehenge. That indescribable rites had been celebrated there, few doubted; and there were unpleasant tales of the transference of these rites into the Cybele worship which the Romans had introduced. Inscriptions still visible in the sub-cellar bore such unmistakable letters as “DIV . . . OPS . . . MAGNA. MAT . . . “ sign of the Magna Mater whose dark worship was once vainly forbidden to Roman citizens. Anchester had been the camp of the third Augustan legion, as many remains attest, and it was said that the temple of Cybele was splendid and thronged with worshippers who performed nameless ceremonies at the bidding of a Phrygian priest."

HTC faces Xmas sales ban misery in Germany

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Meh

"James Watt would not have made the information publicly available."

So - the whole world around him was too stupid to be unable to invent the same thing?

arthur_anarcho_syndicalist_collective.jpg

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Big Brother

Mercantilism

"The patents are beginning to make the market less competitive"

I think you want to say :

"The patents are making the market less competitive and that's what they are all about."

Guilds, trade unions, "free trade zones", collective bargaining, minimum wage laws, "antitrust" and "intellectual property" - it's all about keeping the people out who can't write the law for the benefit of those who can.

US Martian nuke-truck launches without a hitch, but...

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Megaphone

Ahhhhh! Motherland!!!!

Comrades! The new plan is:

Январь: Plan nuclear rocket

Февраль: Build nuclear rocket

Март: Test nuclear rocket

Апрель: Launch nuclear rocket

Май: Coast to Mars

Июнь: Mars arrival!!

Июль: Let robot have beer at lonely Phobos Inn while waiting for American Pigdogs to arrrive.

Август: Curiosity finally trundles in. NASDAROVYE!

NASA's nuclear laser tank will hunt down any life on Mars

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Damn!

The sound effects and moving/handheld camera effects are zany.

They worked in Battlestar Galactica. Not so much here.

Boffins find new 2012 glyph on 'secret' Mayan brick

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Trollface

"After this message"

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Meh

> mega solar flares

> super volcanoes

> titanic disasters

> suffering on an immense scale

That kind of warmed-over low-budget menu is considered "regeneration of the cosmos"?

I would expect at least a serious change in ℏ or α otherwise I want my money back.

Beware the software security scare silly season

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Coat

"You will be fired as a CIO if..."

If really was hoping this to be a HP internal memo.

RIGHT! THAT'S IT! FIRST ONE TO BUDGE WILL GET IT UP THE WAZOO!

Disk drive prices swell 5% every DAY in floods aftermath

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WTF?

No! Bad! Go back to Human Action 101!

"The simple laws of economics – supply and demand – dictate that prices will rise in times of scarcity but clearly some resellers need to convince customers that movements are legit."

In other words, if prices rise too much, then customers won't buy. So much, so expected.

"Others will profiteer and sadly tarnish the channel."

Wrong! That's politican's muddy thinking. You got feet, so you can vote. You see the prices and you make your choices. Or keep running those 7'200 RPM 200GB ATAs for while longer.

Shock claim: Playing Elder Scrolls WILL MAKE YOU GAY

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Devil

"send [a gamer's] soul to the fire pits of Hell"

You have reached the next level of the game!

A Satan appears.

Apache developers scramble to fix proxy flaw

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Headmaster

"why do people insist on running webservers on privileged ports"

I recommend you switch your webserver off RIGHT NOW and STEP BACK FROM THE COMPUTER.

Also, what _is_ available these days?

We talk to Moon designer about ULTIMATE sci-fi ship

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Holmes

Sulaco is where Nostromo does to land in Conrad's novel.

"I have to have my model of the Sulaco next to my monitor. I find it so inspirational. It just looks like a weapon. Beautiful on-screen."

IIRC, it was made from a pulse rifle prop that was lying around...

How about the ships in "Legends Of Galactic Heroes", then? They are of the same class.

Personal preference is Captain Harlock's Arcadia. Who wouldn't want to captain an immense spacegoing WWII dreadnought with the stern sculpted as if came from an 18th century man-of-war? Manned by a dedicated crew of society's rejects surviving on sake and rice. And you get to fly a pirate flag. And you get to piss on venal politicians from on high!

In this new home you can slowly sip expensive wine liberated from space freighters while you admire the Milky Way through panorama viewbays and reflect on your permanent fight for the right to lead a life of Libertarian Freedom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aap2vwuFJs8

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Go

I thought "homeworld" had the good ones, like P.E. Elson paintings finally animated. I may be wrong though, never played it.

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Childcatcher

What kind of weirdo downvotes this post?

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Happy

This man agrees.

Also, the low gravity seemed to magically stop once the doors to the station were passed.

This is a classic mistake though. I remember Roy Schneier in 2010 weighting the guillotine to HAL's power supply in his hand in an environment that's obviously at weightless.

What should a sci-fi spaceship REALLY look like?

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Mushroom

"The long pointy wedge of Alastair Reynold's Lighthuggers"

While this may be pretty coolish, I imagine a hydrogen atoms coming at you at 0.99999 c is not going to be seriously hindered by the wedge while it deposits its energy into the machinery and soft tissue.

Better use a Bussard Ramjet with FRACKING HUGE MAGNETIC FIELDS GENERATED USING MONOPOLES or better yet a kilometer or so of asteroid between you and any onrushing crap. Like in "Pushing Ice".

No Nuclear BBQ icon? Tsar Bomba, then.

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FAIL

Captain, I detect enormous amounts of fail in this sector!

Discussing Star Trek's imaginary fantasy tech is fruitful and rewarding!

(Yeah, I know, NASA has checked it and Alcubierre Drive blah blah .... FUUUU .... )

Actual computer hacking by UK media: Suspect cuffed

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Joke

Milton Keynes?

That the guy who hacked into SCORPION STARE?

Rogue Russian Mars probe communicates - but in gibberish

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In Putin's Russia, Space Probe contacts YOU!

Struggling tech resellers face winter of annihilation

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Mushroom

People who don't know ANYTHING about reality...

Some dude's citation:

"The UK is teetering on the edge of a double dip and I think we will fall into a second recession."

A double dip, with onions and everything? How about fries with that?

There is no "second recession". It's the same recession as previously, which was papered-over for a time limited by frantic money creation, "stimulus" packages and quite probably "enhanced" GDP stats. Also, excuses were given like the royal wedding causing slowdown (but note that the Lybian War apparently was a-ok)

The illusion is made perfect through shitty commentary by people who have never in their whole life thought about cause-consequence effects like Keynesians and that NYT blogger Krugman.

Exoplanet ranking suggests INTERSTELLAR WAR imminent

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Devil

> What if they arrive demanding MORE

What if they find out that the true masters are the lolcats?

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Big Brother

I have a Mr. Krugman on the phone, he wants to employ you...

Once the US gets around to masturbating about Space Hitler instead of about <random country of interest du jour> Hitler, they will loosen some freshly printed money for Star Conquest Operations again.

Forever War in Space, here we come! SIEG!

Climategate 2.0: Fresh trove of embarrassing emails

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Angel

Ha ha ha!

Andrew Orlowski in "science is unsure business" discovery shocker.

Really now.

In other news, Neutrinos apparently manage to exceed the speed of light.

It's ALIVE! Broken Russian Mars probe finally answers calls

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Medic!

It's death Jim, but not as we know it.

Fragged, fragged and thrice fragged! 20 years of id Software’s Doom

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Paris Hilton

Is it bad...

...that I flashed back to my rushing of the stairway shown in the "Alien resurrection" map screenshot?

Russian diplomat caught driving while 15 TIMES over booze limit

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Go

Drive out of here, Stalker!

Drive away!

Nuclear power will let NASA Mars rover beat 1970s Soviet record

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Devil

Be warm all night, take an RTG to bed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium-238

Nope, mainly Alpha. Don't ingest and you will be safe.

This also means that you don't need to make your rover nuclear-reactor proof.

Coders are creatives too: Where's our love?...

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Holmes

You could offer to examine his eyeball instead.

Russian Mars probe heads into space WITHOUT ENGINES

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Terminator

ZZAPP!

NUMBER 5 IS ALIVE!

Inside the mysterious US satellite hacking case

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Holmes

I don't know whether barking "obey now or I will stop buying your stuff" at one of your biggest creditors is a very credible threat.

The more so as the US gvnmt relies heavily on China buying US gvnmt bonds in exchange for their dollars. Once back in the US, these can then be non-productively used to finance wars etc. Even Goldman-Sachs would hard-pressed to shift all these obligations.

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Trollface

"and thought it sounds just like the same list for the US"

Same here.

That's because you must thing in US-centric terms.

When Hillary says that China must "play by the rules". What rules are that? Why, let the Whitey Cowboy do as he well pleases.

The US is the only one running around like a rabid dog declaring "space supremacy" (note: "supremacy", not "capability") a must have. And it has no money.

Not so fast: Italian boffins say neutrinos not faster than light

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Holmes

The feeling is...

The idea that "if neutrinos go so fast, they should radiate and slow down" was also venerable o-sensei Weinberg's first reaction, IIRC.

Now, to a layperson (like me for example), it might well make sense to say that "but you can't know that they would that". On the other hand, these people have a grasp of the mathematical constraints underlying the theory, which do not allow lego-like mix-and-match. I assume that allowing fast neutrinos to not radiate would be quite bad overall and be akin to allowing unicorns to pop up in a LHC vacuum pipe.

This story will be made into a movie with Johnny Depp and uh... James Callis. Yeah. You heard it here first.

NASA nuclear Mars tank launch delayed by one day

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Pint

Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. Ah, maybe not.

"A half-decent Martian sandstorm crosswind and it'll be all over the shop!"

What! With an atmospheric pressure of 600 pascal?

I think sandworms are a more likely danger.

SQUID calls 'virtual photons' into real existence

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Holmes

IN THIS UNIVERSE, ACCELERATION IS FRACKING ABSOLUTE.

See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rindler_coordinates

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Holmes

Not really.

Virtual particles are just that - virtual - so you can't observe them, even on the mass detector though they do transmit forces like the electrostatic force. (Well, theoretically the VPs should generate a massive "vacuum energy" of zillion Joule per cubic centimeter but this is clearly not observed).

To observe them, you have to kick them loose. This is not unlike using a hammer to break a fat piece of concrete out of a smooth wall. The wall is just the whole set of possible concrete pieces, but you dont' get see the pieces. To see a piece you have to impart serious energy. Indeed, this is what happens in colliders when high-energy photons suddenly transform into particle-antiparticle pairs.

Seems to be the same here. The mirror imparts energy, particles are coming out, the mirror's kinetic energy goes down, it balances out.

Punters hate copyright, says Steelie Neelie

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Devil

There is nothing wrong with the database being managed by a private entity ... if they weren't able to disappear it behind some tasty copyright moat.

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Couldn't agree more!

Unfortunately, the "governments that seriously need to address this" are exactly the governments that deliver or incessantly push copyright legislation of the worst sort because they do what the lobbyists tell them to. You need to get into serious headbashing for believable change first.

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20111006/12220616236/lawrence-golan-speaks-about-golan-v-holder-his-fight-to-protect-public-domain.shtml :

"And then in the case of the three famous ones -- Shostakovich, Prokofiev and Stravinsky -- you know they have many heirs probably for each one. If the New York Philharmonic plays a Shostakovich symphony, let’s just estimate that all the heirs will get a 10 percent cut, and then that’s split among them. We’re talking about royalty checks of pennies, depending on how many times it’s split. Even if it’s only one person, oh it’s $20.00 – ah great! I got a royalty check. We’re talking about classical music here. We’re not talking about the Beatles or Michael Jackson. Nobody is going to make a living off royalties from a couple pieces they’re going to play."

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

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Happy

Funny Guy.

Maybe I'm hoping that a cancer will relieve us of YOU.

Second water utility reportedly hit by hack attack

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Holmes

"Well I'm 100% certain that none of those savings was ever passed onto the customer."

What does that mean and what has that to do with anything?

Maybe the savings were used to buy a few new pumps.

Maybe the savings were used to hire guards and build a fence for security.

Maybe the savings were hoovered up through higher wages paid to attract quality employees.

Maybe the savings were hoovered up through union-imposed higher wages so that union bosses can stay in their warm bureaus for another term.

Maybe the savings were hoovered up through government-caused inflation, taxation, VAT and social security schemes.

Maybe the savings were hoovered up through government imposed arbitrary "regulation" made by bureaucrats who barely made their sociology degree at uni.

Maybe the savings were used to build the CEOs McMansion and pool, i.e. "consumption".

Maybe the savings were used to get a new contract through dining, wining and brownveloping of political decision makers, i.e. corruption.

Maybe. Who knows.

Clearly you want "more regulation" and "lower prices" and probably also "a pay rise" as well as "quality products" and possibly "jobs".

You can't have it.

High Court: TVCatchup reproduces copyrighted films ... in buffers

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FAIL

Next from the IP fetishists' league.

It has been found that significant portions of a written work are encoded in the outgoing photon bubble modulated by reflection off printed paper pages, which clearly and undeniably constitutes illegal broadcasting of copyrighted work without license. It is now unlawful to open a book outside of a fully closed room. Special "reading burkhas" are being offered by content owners for a modest fee. In case books are opened under a clear sky, damages due are quadrupled.

Sparc M4 chips etched by Oracle, not Fujitsu

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Paris Hilton

"Fujitsu, licenser of the Sparc instruction set"

Do they need to? Isn't the SPARC architecture, like, "open"?

HELL ON EARTH: The Great Dying

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Devil

Hah!

How about the biosphere will be built on total novel designs engineered-from-ground-up that will leave all the critters that now exist in the dust?

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Pint

That's because you haven't into counting yet

Several thousand per year for 20'000 years...

Uhh...

Chicken?

Mysterious sat-pic China desert markings - EXPLAINED

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Nah, the US calibrates by looking at car's license plates.

Neutrinos still FASTER THAN LIGHT in second test

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Boffin

Low-down stuff and everything

Say no to crazed speculation and wannabe and has-beens and angry yoofs and yes to boring details. Take a gander:

http://www.science20.com/quantum_diaries_survivor/opera_confirms_neutrinos_travel_faster_light-84763