* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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Oracle punts carrier-grade Sparc T4 servers

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Stop

WHAT!

"The ability to use DC as well as AC power supplies ... the DC power supply can take 48 volt or 60 volt power, while the AC unit can scale from 100 volts to 240 volts.

Ok. Why don't "commodity" servers have that kind of extra option? Do only telecom-historical racks have DC? Doesn't DC reduce hardware bolt-ons? Or does it INCREASE hardware bolt-ons?

"if you want redundancy. The DC supplies cost a couple grand extra."

Why so expensive?

"In this case a maximum of two 1,200 watters"

Can one actually put more than a couple of those machines in the same rack without blowing the room's breakers? I can't imagine. The cooling effort must be tremendous, too.

Cryptome releases list of social sites monitored by DHS

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Devil

What, no monitoring of /b/?

Sun Tzu you say? This shall be updated for the American Age:

"If you don't not know your enemies nor your friends nor yourself, if you don't know whether you are spending too much or too little, if you don't know left from right or right from wrong, if your only hope for survival is to invent military problems, if you have no brake to your ambitions, no sanity in your economic reasoning and you are ridden by arrogance and hubris like a sick horse, then you will be forever known as the gigantic faggot."

Best-selling games of 2011 revealed

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Alien

c--tfield 3?

I can't fit anything in there. "cattlefield 3" does not match.

"I think zero punctuation had last year pretty well summed up for mainstream top and bottom 5 games"

This doesn't even reach RACTER level. What is being said here?

Australia should head-hunt Michael Gove

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Holmes

Or they could just call the IEEE or the ACM.

But thhere should be no problem with *people from* Microsoft and Google helping to shape the curriculum, as long as they are not the people from the penetrative tentacle arm injecting requirements on products. There's good and bad in companies.

Davos report: Cyber-attack risk to global stability is real

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Unhappy

Ohhh.. nooo....

"Boogeyman-du-jour comes just behind economic fears about income disparity and fiscal imbalances, and concern about rising greenhouse gas emissions."

No mention about the actual economic meltdown and the evils of paper money, fractional bank reserves an the destabilizing effect of central banks? Ah, but that would be challenging to the current order of the clowns. Better look into uh ... cyberterrorists and global warming. Enlightening.

Le résumé de la situation -> http://mises.org/daily/5837/Some-Additional-Reflections-on-the-Economic-Crisis-and-the-Theory-of-the-Cycle

Spammers hit mobes with QR code junkmail jump pads

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Coat

That was Philip K. Dick, you illiterate person!

Kids should be making software, not just using it - Gove

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> NASUWT challenged the notion that current IT teaching was "dull" It is not? Says who? > Removing the curriculum in the subject risked short-changing pupils HOW? > and creating a free for all Oh no, disorganization. IT MUST BE BAD. > Adding that school teaching shouldn't be left to the agendas of multinational companies. Preferring that school teaching should be left to the agenda of well-meaning left-leaning decision makers who like to mind other peoples' business. What could go wrong? Pretty apropos: http://mises.org/daily/5862/University-Guildsmen-and-Anticapitalism

Hubble shows images from record-breaking 13.1 billion light-years

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Holmes

Well that's easy

"away from the big bang?"

Nope, because the Big Bang is not "somewhere" but "somewhen" - in your past! In fact, it "is" your past, in the same sense as the Big Crunch "is" your future (if there is one, which seems to not be the case)

Do not envision the Big Bang as a point in space but rather as space coming into hot existence *everywhere* (where "everywhere" could be a closed universe just a few planck lengths across or possibly a universe already of infinite size) with time starting off *from then* (with the "future" direction most probably not even well defined)

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Headmaster

Citation needed.

"Actually the *size* of the observable universe is around 95 billion light-years (in diameter)."

Doubtful.

When you receive your redshifted photon NOW, by measuring the redshift you know how long (and thus how far) it has travelled: 13 billion years. I assume that you try to say that the galaxy is "now" 95 billion light years away, but there is no well-defined "now" in that sense. Special relativity gets rid of simultaneity of events, and quite viciously so the further away these events are (just changing one's speed *here* by a meter per second shifts the relative times of events in Andromeda by many years IIRC)

Pro-Israel hackers threaten tit for tat after credit card leak

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Devil

Only one side has nukes though...

If this escalates, we will see whether the Saudis fly their US gear better than the Israelis do theirs.

Crazed irate Wahabbis vs. Bonkers irate Zionists ... FIGHT!

Profs call for harsh taxes on sweet carbonated beverages

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TAX THE SINFUL FALLEN TO SAVE THEIR HEALTH!

"It would deliver a hefty $13bn in revenue to the hard-pressed US exchequer"

Promptly blown on such health-improving devices like The Depleted Uranium Sand Denizen Enduring Genetic Improvement Project (DUSDE-GIP).

I also think the US economy could currently use 13 billion "in the pocket" that are not being "redistributed" by confused left-wing programs, even it is currently spend on giving people the sugary shakes. Why not consider the absence of tax a stimulus?

Beer now!

CES headman: 'Microsoft not gone, just on pause'

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Childcatcher

Pfffrttttt!! Muahaha!!!

"Content from News Corporation – Fox broadcast programming, The Wall Street Journal .... "

Hey kid, ready to listen to your warmongering govnmt-propaganda propelling XBox after a game of Halo?

The founding fathers, indeed.

Former coder, NASA 'naut to lead DARPA starship dream

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Nothing?

Some bearded dude woken up by the probe bouncing into the stage lighting, yelling "CUT!", more like.

Black hole radiation could provide insight into quantum gravity

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Holmes

Prof! Slight correction!

"particles and antiparticles, the antiparticle falling into the black hole and causing it to lose mass"

Actually, either of the particle and antiparticle call "fall in", so the black hole would be seen to emit particles and antiparticles in equal amounts (except if there were some mechanism that would be biased to one side or the other, who knows).

US 'space warplane' may be spying on Chinese spacelab

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"If we are so worried about them building up their military, perhaps we should stop paying them to make it."

I have rarely read anything more ignorant, stupid or ass-backwards.

Satnav mishap misery cure promised at confab

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Jesus F. Christ!

"every sat nav maker should be legally required to provide free, or at least cheap (as in £10 a year), map updates"

Well, FU too.

The big problem with socialists is that, at some point in time, they run out of other people's money.

'Mainstream media' mute in SOPA piracy debate

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Trollface

The MSM is far too busy...

...drumming up support for the war on Iran at the behest of the Israeli extremely-far right and assorted X-tian end-timers in the US.

There is also the important story about how the economy is going to recover ANY MOMENT NOW. We have to know what Michelle Obama is doing. Oh yeah, the presidential election freakshow is there too. Then we have the total defeat, sorry I mean VICTORY, in Iraq and the continuing SUCCESS in Afghanistan.

Have pity on them.

Microsoft's RemoteFX is fab - but will it play Crysis?

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Holmes

So I heard you like X11 ...

I remember his Billsian Gateness proclaiming the X server idea (or maybe the protocol) as "insanely dumb", then proceeding to fag up the world with crashing fat clients.

Ah well, good ideas don't die, they just come back rebadged and appropriated.

Sony website defacer pwned by second hacker

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Trollface

Also, arcelormittal.com defaced

Earth silently turns.

While Wild trolls do their stuff.

You want a better world?

I give you politicians.

Microsoft revives flight sim by giving it away free

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Devil

You successfully completed previous mission!

The pilot has a new mission!

-> Make Imperial US flush constitution and go bonkers by crashing into random buildings.

Press left mouse button for "ALLAHU AKBAHR"

Apple said to threaten legal action over Steve Jobs doll

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But to what?

To the "WozCompanion™" action figurine?

Parasites spark swarm of zombie bees

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Holmes

Fracking chestbusters!

How come these things are discovered by accident then found to infect 77% of the hives?

It is pretty astonishing, we can photograph the arsehair of a peacenik from orbit, then pull his telephone friend list from a data silo before we dispatch Mighty Guy In Blue armed with capsicum delivery systems for a hold&confront .. but bees are just the outer limits?

And mobes influencing bees? Yeah right.

'Mobiles bake men's balls' bog ad is cobblers - new ruling

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Holmes

This comment section is a goldmine of copypasta!

It shall be put to use in future trolling attempts.

But really, I blame the popular press administered in unhealthy doses to people who are psychologically incapable of correctly - quantitatively or qualitatively - gauging cause-effect relationships, paired with paranoia. Something with "people with different needs" of the mind.

I have a colleague like that, locks on to any unlikely stuff you can find as long as it flies in the face of reality. If in the quiescent phase, she tries to push bizarro ideas on why Quantum Mechanics is wrong and can actually be explained by <pet hidden variable theory that makes no use of mathematics whatsoever and must therefore be correct>. She was going full antivaxer during the last flu flap, with claims about nasty holocausty tricks to reduce population count.

US lawmakers claim Huawei sold censor tech to Iran

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Deplorable

The US still isn't getting that it's not the center of the universe?

Germans increase office efficiency with 'cloud ceiling'

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Excellent!

It would definitely be an improvement over the ICBM-like bunker-with-carpet atmosphere that I'm surviving in now.

But can I have with a simulation of a STALKER-like blowout to get the coworkers to work instead of waiting, coffee in hand, for database fixes?

Saudi hackers plaster 14,000 credit card privates on web

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Pirate

We must be imagining this!

Self-styled "Presidential Material" out of Amurrica keeps insisting that "there is no Palestine", so doxing Israeli credit cards must be as material as doxing credit cards from Hobbitburg, right?

Fujitsu creates antivirus virus for Japanese government

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Paris Hilton

Clearly another take on

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/03/japan_cyber_weapon_research/

I still don't understand what they are trying to do. There is no general "antivirus" in this universe. This is like paying for a broom. It may come in handy if you find dust in your house, but if the problem is an inch of water in the cellar, what you gonna do?

They really should spend the money for designing good management practices or for serious engineering of trustworthy and open OS and hardware, even if it's only for bolt-on stuff like SELinux.

Japan tasks Fujitsu with creating search-and-destroy cyber-weapon

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This is not the Beyond!

People who downvote AC here are clear into Kuang Grade Mark 11.

The Commodore 64 is 30

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Windows

That reminds me of the time I sweated hell after running POKE all through the memory (then my parents threw me out of the room and I couldn't continue "work"). I was unsure during the whole of the next day whether I had destroyed the machine ... noob along several dimensions, me.

2011 Reg roundup: Hacking hacks, spying apps and an end to Einstein?

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"Physicists working for CERN in September fired a beam of 15,000 neutrinos from Geneva, LHC's HQ, to Gran Sasso in Italy"

That would be "fired many many beams of many man very high-energy neutrinos through 700km of rock and about 15'000 of the neutrinos were found to do something in the detector"

"only to find the particles completed the 730km journey 60 nanoseconds faster than light would have."

Only to find that measurement devices indicated that the particles completed the 730km journey 60 nanoseconds faster than light; finding no obvious errors in the setup they went public.

Hope of this result standing up to scrutiny: 0.0000000001%

The secret to getting rich in 2012: Open APIs

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"Politicians may focus on ways to get consumers to spend more money in an effort to rebuild their economies"

Politicans may do so but that just means they are ignorants, can't think and don't define their words. Or they are actually "vote me in, feed me taxes and fuck you all" evil.

I think a better example should be found.

New Chinese space plans are all about security and strategy on Earth

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"By this time the US will have broken apart into a loose confederation of sometimes warring states"

FIXED

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Holmes

Nitric Acid + Hydrazine, basically?

Gives people living under the shadow of Baikonour liver failure. Definitely not good stuff.

Stephen Hawking seeks geek to maintain his unique wheelchair

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I don't give a Wick Rotation

MFW anon believes that academic types don't have overinflated egos.

Just check out some blogs.

Kaspersky claims ‘smoking code’ linking Stuxnet and Duqu

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In that case it would be ~deditedfile.

Seems bizarre.

US deploys 1.8 gigapixel helicopter surveillance drones to Afghanistan

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Holmes

Fascinating, to be sure.

The Afghan arsehanding moneyburning Pakitrolling civviekilling still going on?

Pity.

ALIEN ARTIFACTS can best be FOUND ON MOON

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Alien

A fire upon the Moon?

Let ancient evils sleep in peace!

http://www.webscription.net/chapters/0812515285/0812515285.htm

NASA to place twin probes in Moon orbit as you snog beneath mistletoe

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Hell yeah

Just the tip of the lance powered by human ingenuity since Newton/Leibniz attached to driving belt of CAPITALISM (more and more of the crony sort of it, unfortunately).

Was the title a Portal reference, btw?

New ATLAS particle part of 'everyday mass'

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Unhappy

Wuff ... positronium is of course an e+ / e- composite. Yeah, yeah writing while having beer.

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Holmes

Three quarks for Muster Mark!

"the release doesn’t tell El Reg how that binding takes place without annihilation, which is a pity"

Should be similar to positronium - a proton and an antiproton bound by the electromagnetic force "orbiting each other" -- in the rather inappropriate classical imagery, Here, a b-quark and a b-bar quark bound by the color force are "orbiting each other". Don't ask for the probability density function over the states which happens to exclude the "mutual annihilation" state (a description less apt to lead you astray I would think), I don't know anything about that.

“a lot of the mass of everyday objects comes from the strong interaction we are investigating using the chi-b”

What he means to say is that most of the mass of nucleons is not in the quarks (with masses in the MeV range for standard stuff) but in the energetic color force (quantizable to massless gluons) that holds them together - around 99% IIRC. Interestingly, when tightly confined the quarks are only lightly touched by this force, which is the opposite of what one see with the electromagnetic force.

Elementary!

Inventor flames Reg, HP in memristor brouhaha

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Holmes

Oh come on....

It's just very simple differential equations, though a long evening in a quiet office looks necessary to grok this all

But why exactly the USPTO dude feel the Anger Raising In Him?

All the HP stuff looks legit.

Apple land-grabs fuel cells for mobiles

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I actually think they had a turbine.

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...'forced' our government to maintain...

Next: Indefinite Military Detention and Torture a sign that people do not buy enough iPhone goodness, which mellows the mind of the modern warrior.

A year in spaaaaace: El Reg looks back on 2011

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Mushroom

"Find the budgets", my ass

Governments do not "find the budgets". They write random numbers on dotted lines depending on hemming, hawing, horse-trading, ego stroking, vote buying and rhetoric-of-the-day mayonnaised up with plain old-man stupidity. They then print the money as needed.

Now for the funny part:

"The US government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race. In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public's eye."

Also, Vietnam attacked us, we do not bomb Cambodia, the Iraq war was a Great Success with few civilian casualities and Iran tries to get nukes.

And even if they are not LYING OUTRIGHT, this is just a SHEEPLE-ORIENTED non-denial denial covering up the FACT that they know that TRANSHUMAN INTELLIGENCES FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION are injecting RANDOM SEMANTIC CONTENT into this reality, kinda like those scientists beaming modulated gamma rays into the Solarian ocean, you know what I mean?

Go Daddy boycott threat for backing hated anti-piracy law

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You wanna crimb mountain?

If you up the Matterhorn with gear you only pretend you are sure about, you get all you deserve.

Lumia sales fail to set world alight

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Childcatcher

Cry for Microsoft!

Because the evil that is them hides inside everyone - EVERYONE I SAY!!

Monopol Capitalists will always try to profit from you, by RUTHLESSLY SELLING YOU PHONES YOU LIKE! Are you prepared to recant your harsh statements against the Beast Of Redmond and its nether products as you look upon the new trap into which you have fallen unawares?

"I don't think the criticism of WP7 is deserving."

Indeed, Word Perfect 7 was a pretty good program.

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"Is this a shame? No. THIS IS MICROSOFT!" (kicks down well)

Ok, I'm out now looking for a girlfriend.

Deep-fried planets discovery offers hope for Earth’s future

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Meh

I hope they will at least be freedom fries.

Pluto's blushing complexion riddle solved by boffins

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Paris Hilton

But why would you want to see a readable number pluto on Pluto?

Petaflops beater: Nvidia chief talks exascale

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Headmaster

Sounds like a nice problem

Under reasonable assumptions as to the hardware architecture consider the scenarios:

1) Optimize useful instruction flow, increasing the number of actual hardware operations.

2) Incur inefficiences in the useful instruction flow, with wasted hardware operations and delays.

A hardware operation needs the energy of mumble-mumble times the Boltzmann constant.

Draw a graph showing "Watt / useful instruction" for a series of increasing instruction flow optimization hardware, keeping the value "useful instruction / s" constant.

GO! You can probably tie it up to a No-Go Theorem in Applied Theoretical Computer Science, too.