* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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NASA funds sexy, stealthy, sideways supersonic flying wing

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Paris Hilton

How does it not have a sonic boom?

AFAIK, the "sonic boom" is the shockwave passing across your ears of an object travelling at faster than signal speed in the atmosphere. How can that be eliminated except by traveling at subsonic speed?

3,000 Guild Wars 2 gamers banned for flogging stolen loot

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Devil

The Central Bank of Swordplay?

"Swords! We need swords. Lots of them"

(Entire racks appear from nowhere as if freshly printed)

"SELL THEM!"

Hipsters hacking on PostgreSQL

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WTF?

Hipsters hacking?

Hipsters are not hacking. Hipsters are gayly checking their iPhone and don't care about mundanities like databases, transactions, resilience or stuff involving work taking longer than 10 minutes.

Sharp's slim screen factory 'flogged to death' by Apple

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Devil

EXPOSED! El Reg and El Bild: two faces of the same coin?

The color scheme is the already same, rumor-mongering and strong opinionating may tend to asymptotic equality...

But back to the subject: why is the whole world in a S&M relationship with the Fruity Firm From Cupertino?

Philips databases pillaged and leaked SECOND time in a month

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When all you have is a hammer, you try to pound stuff into the first available plank.

Windows Phone 8: Microsoft quite literally can't lose

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Re: perception, respect and reputation

You are now getting the Youtube feel!

Oracle rushes out patch for critical 0-day Java exploit

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Paris Hilton

At the blog, we read:

"Vulnerabilities CVE-2012-4681, CVE-2012-1682, and CVE-2012-3136 have each received a CVSS Base Score of 10.0. This score assumes that the affected users have administrative privileges, as is typical in Windows XP. Vulnerability CVE-20120-0547 has received a CVSS Base Score of 0.0 because this vulnerability is not directly exploitable in typical user deployments---"

Doesn't this mean that the remote exploit would only sometimes effective?

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Re: Does this leave java 6 intact?

Dunno but at the download page you can get JRE or JDK 7.7 or 6.35. The choice be yours!

Robot rover Curiosity sets out on first long Mars trip

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Coat

HAH!

"Mars-invading laser-toting nuclear-powered"

You missed "pop-blaring"

Mine's the one with the Master's from ETHZ in the pocket, but no Doctorate.

Why Java would still stink even if it weren't security swiss cheese

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Trollface

Re: Yup

You need a degree for that? Really!

Oh the decline of the West. And people then complain when they are outsourced and cold on the street, having spent all the money on a fake degree.

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Go

Re: Meh

> unless you're doing UI

Check out Griffon

It's actually no longer Java, but bondage-and-discipline by syntax gets tiresome at some point.

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Holmes

Re: Don't get me started on Modula2

Modula 2 is a very nice language.

If you want to not "get yourself started" maybe you should delete your compiler, then step away from your workstation.

Really, compare it to the stuff that was floating around when it was designed. There wasn't even a C++.

Why you would post "inflammatory messages" about Modula-2 is beyond me (except if you used the m2c translator, bletch!). We had a few self-styled "C hackers" patting themselves on the shoulder for having written incomprehensible garbage with all the stuff they mis-taught themselves during high school. Not one of them, perchance?

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Re: Thank you for this.

"I wrote a few crappy programs in Java that could do some basic things. After a year or so of this I then decided that I'd much rather do anything else other than be a developer for a living."

Yeah, so is Trevor even writing about this?

Next article: "I hate X not because there's anything inherently wrong with the X, but because of a decade's worth of people who still haven't figured out how to use it as designed."

Young alcoholic star 'covered in fluids needed for birth of alien life'

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Devil

Higher mutation rate than Fallujah in your neighborhood, mate?

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Holmes

Re: Anyone remember

You are no redirected to Penrose's "Cycles of Time"

Danger: VERY speculative

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Holmes

Re: Small and big molecules : @AC 16:09

> I hope science will bridge that gap

Isn't that "physics envy" talking? One may like to have simple explanations, possibly adduced with a few equations, that fit on a page. Unfortunately, complex system, unlike the physical foundations (which themselves are still in need of amendments) do not offer themselves to an approach like that. You are left with a large bag of tricks to somewhat "explain" your complex system which yields a moderately successful explanations, but you will be unlikely to do much better, really. You can bridge the gaps more solidly if your simulations take off in a big way of course, but there isn't enough CPU power or a spare planet in a timewarp for that yet.

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Alien

How unconvenient!

Real men set "speed of light = 1", which is of course how $deity wants it scaled. You can then abuse the equations and drop the "c" everywhere.

Super-critical Java zero-day exploits TWO bugs

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FAIL

This is the sound of a enormous ball being dropped

Unbreakable Larry? Where are you??

New Zealand softens software patent ban

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Pint

“robs inventors of the incentive to innovate and create new material if others can simply free-ride on that investment”

I think some beloved Reg writers are consulting on the side.

Oh no wait. This is standard self-serving pablum. Won't somebody think of the innovators dying softwareless and hungry in the nation's gutters?

Intel adding wireless power sharing for smartphones and laptops

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Holmes

What the hell is "resonance technology"? Is it not enough new-agey to just say "energy transfer by radio waves?"

Also:

The 19th century scientist Nikola Tesla

Engineer-and-showman would be a better description I would say.

Ten movies inspired by video games

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Trollface

So what's the video game that Prometheus is based on?

I haven't found out.

Mars rover will.i.am 'cast: A depressing day for space and technology

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"It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!"

And no "Too deep for you, LOL!" responses, please.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Distinction between art and science overplayed

What does this even mean?

I am reminded of my old language high school teacher pleading with us cold mathematicians to appreciate some poor sod writing german sonnets back in the 17th century. Okay, one may appreciate it, but so what? That differential equation ain't gonna solve itself!

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Angel

Dr Heywood Floyd is now on your screen!

"Good day, gentlemen. This is a pre-recorded briefing made prior to your departure and which, for security reasons of the highest importance, has been known on board during the mission only by your H-A-L 9000 computer. Now that you are in Jupiter space and the entire crew is revived, it can be told to you. Eighteen months ago, the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried forty feet below the lunar surface, near the crater Tycho. Except for a single, very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter, the four million-year-old black monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery. However, we finally have managed to put it to good use as a prop and projection area in the upcoming "Moon Madonna" concert to be held at Crater Tycho today at 1245 your time. Gentlemen, with the permission of RIAA and MPAA, we are pleased to transmit you this important event in ... 2 minutes exactly. Enjoy!"

UKNova drops torrents after threats from FACT

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Devil

Lawfare? Download quickly, thread softly and use sneakernet.

Back to the good old times when you swapped music cassettes in the schoolyard. Possibly in exchange for smokable substances.

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Paris Hilton

Re: Phuck around, go to prison

Can I "report abuse" for pointless, not-even-trying, 0/10 trolling by random 'tards posting from their parents' basement?

NYT fights back against links-in-texts patent

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Seriously?

IIRC there is even an ETSI specification about how to integrate URLs in the Information Element (binary payload which may use some or all of the 140 text byte) of an SMS.

(Posting before the "This innvoation has to be protected against theft!!11" ovine spongiform encephalopathy hits)

AMD engineering another Opteron-like leap

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Re: AMD regrouping

So say we all.

Number-plate spycams riddled with flaws, top cop admits

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Re: all this and...

Ah it's you.

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Flame

Re: Nevermind the gaps.

What kind of person downvotes this eminent sensibility?

If you pine for the Beautiful Uniformed People of the Great Totalitarianisms, you know where to find them.

1 MILLION accounts leaked in megahack on banks, websites

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Pint

OTOH, no-one wants to pay for a Good Product (really, any spare change will go to gold-plating the UI which can then be abused by guessing the URLs.... and that's kinda normal because WHO WANTS TO BUY A WEB 1.0 INTERFACE THAT IS SECURE?

So Poor Product it shall be.

Needs a Gallic Shrug Icon.

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Trollface

Re: Am I The Ony Person Around Here...

> copyrighted in 1975

Downloading now.

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Big Brother

Re: Doing Homeland Securit today, eh?

"Hurricane victims TODAY and TOMORROW will be using HS's facilities."

Because it's a good idea to amalgamate the guys fingering and checking your laptop under threat of an MP5 and the ones rescuing you when nature acts up.

EVEN MORE DICKS.

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Trollface

Re: THE MOST BASIC FORM OF MIND CONTROL IS REPETITION

LAMP stack being used.

You have mighty though possibly hasty access to reality-based truthiness, oh wise one. Might one inquire about how you obtain your amazing knowledge about the operating system, webserver and database used?

Mars rover harangues empty landscape with loudhailer

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Devil

Uh-huh

Just behind the next boulder...

"Wir müssen die Rückkehr zur Erde jetzt mit äusserster Kraft vorantreiben! Stellt mir sofort eine Telefonverbindung mit Doktor Kessler auf!"

Why the Apple-Samsung verdict is good for you, your kids and tech

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Trollface

Re: Yes, we have a third one.

> No patents on ideas, mathematics and software in general.

Or you go whole hog and allow patents on argumentations in court.

Then get popcorn.

If the popcorn is not based on a patented corn germline that is the only one allowed By Law as it contains The Latest Nutritive Supplement Lobbies For Mandatory Addition.

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Re: No one. At all.

What you mean to say is "No-one who holds the stance opposite to mine is coming to my side", which is being in close orbit around the Apple Nucleus.

Open source author pulls code after GPL abuse

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Holmes

Re: Symptomatic of the FOSS problem

The GPL is quite simple but has yet to be tested in a court of law to see how it holds up against copyright law and/or jurys.

Lawyers are waiting as they need to upgrade their bling.

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Holmes

Re: Essential clarification and emph

We read at https://plus.google.com/108413286958999778262/posts/Mo7ZnHY3Xhi

If you fork Mayan EDMS into a closed or private respository, stop and think about what you are doing because you going about it the wrong way.

Maybe so, but the GPL does not particularly say anything about not being able to fork privately. It's probably against the spirit and a waste of resources though.

Likewise if you fork Mayan EDMS and the first patch you commit is to change the name, stop.

Okay, that sounds dishonorable but it's still not forbidden.

It has come to my attention that there are a number of unauthorized forks of Mayan EDMS being offered for download as if the original version was being abandoned

Who authorizes the forks and how? One might assume it's against the GPL. Does he want particular restrictions for GPL-ed software, for example for commerical users? The GPL says no, you can't do that. Kind of a pickle, then. Like that bizarre MySQL dual licensing scheme that self-contradicts.

and at least one fork is being sold with a comercial license to add insult to injury.

We still don't know whether this is against the GPL or not. If he wants to invoke copyright restrictions on GPL-ed code, again, problem, though the lawyers may be happy.

These violators have been listed in a new page called GPL violations.

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Mushroom

You may want to read it.

If there are unclarities, place a phone call to Mr. Moglen.

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Re: All this and the Open Source community...

> The FunkeyGibbon

writes retarded gibberish totally unsoldered from any reality. Apparently also thinks that if he is enterprisy, then people owe it to provide free support and software to him.

People actually respond.

MFW

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Re: "I forgot the limitations of the English language"

All you greenhorns at open source basics may want to visit

Open Source Definition

and

GPL Definition

Or else you shall hear RMS whisper "free as in freedom, not as in beer" into your ear during your sleep until the day you die!

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Holmes

Jesuitism? In my forum?

There is no such thing as unauthorized fork under GPL.

Steve Knox: What law of physics prevents people from removing copyright notices?

The first statement clearly means that you are free to fork under the GPL at any time as long as you follow the requirements of the GPL, which is to keep the fork under the GPL etc. etc. etc.

I don't know what point you are trying to make here or why anyone would upvote you. Please reconsider.

Curiosity rover hijacked by will.i.am to debut science song

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Alien

HAL sang too, so why not. Though I don't see why.

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do..."

UK kids' charity lobbies hard for 'opt-in' web smut access

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Unhappy

It's called "pr0n"

> ChildLine was witnessing a rise in "sexting" among teenagers, with boys putting pressure on girls to send them sexually explicit images of themselves via text.

Kids these days. We didn't have half that kind of fun. In fact, the local church representative told us in no uncertain terms what's what.

Google names names in amended 'shills' list

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Trollface

Re: Oracle Bridge Burning Services Inc.

More like the Bridge of Death.

"What ... is your Name?"

"Sir Google from Mountain View"

"What ... is your Quest?"

"To port something like Java to Android per fas et nefas"

"What .... is your Shill List???"

"What do you mean? The people who only write about us or who write about you too?"

"Err.... I dunno ... "

(PIOIIINNKKK!)

Cook's 'values' memo shows Apple has lost its soul

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Paris Hilton

> "copying PARC's research" isn't one of them

But it is. That's what they did. They went in (paid Xerox for the privilege, and why not), went out and copied what they had seen.

Maybe they could have developed the basic ideas themselves, but why bother?

Was the Xerox stuff patented? No. Patents on software and mouse/screen interactions didn't exist.

Was the Xerox stuff copyrighted? No. Copyrights on UI design elements.

Was it stolen? Fanbois and assorted random faggots would says yes (if this weren't Apple). So no.

Was it used as inspiration? Of course!

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Re: This isn't really about Samsung

"And I can think of several alternative ways of unlocking that don't involve swiping but Google didn't try to innovate, they just magically ended up with the exact same solution Apple invented"

And this is bad how?

It's how things work - good ideas are shared and become commonplace.

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Re: Picasso

> I think only copying was involved, not stealing.

If you steal a great artist, that's called "kidnapping" and frowned upon.