* Posts by Destroy All Monsters

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Russian boffins blow up teeny asteroids with tiny laser... to work out how to nuke the real thing

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Re: "Artist's impression" of asteroid destruction

I like panel three, which depicts the raining of of radioactive debris upon the earth.

Good job, Russia.

Feck off into your Circus, May.

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Re: terrified even the loonies who built the thing.

Thankfully, they did not - 100Mt will probably split the Earth's crust leading to some interesting and protracted geological phenomena. That was the idea behind the weapon in the first place - its designated target was San Andreas or Yellowstone.

Sounds like another meme about unbelievable Soviet weapons, Alien Contact and Tesla's supewrpower tachyon fields.

16 exoplanets found huddled around 12 lightweight stars

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"It was identified as a target for future flyby missions."

Future flyby missions ... very future flyby missions.

Inb4 Elon Musk builds Non-Newtonian Space Drive because he likes to commute silently and quickly between LA and SanFran.

EU lawmakers seek coordinated hand-wringing over AI ethics

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Re: Pie in the Sky ......

perversions with regard to personal firearms and assault weapons

Absolutely correct. I like my AK-74 unadorned with random tacticool shit and also not in pink with "my little pony decals".

The only thing it should do is put speeding splinters of metal into a bullseye at moderate distance.

The Ataribox lives, as a prototype, supposedly

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At Ari's Fine Silex and Stone Smoothing Shop....

Shit was horrid.

But the wood lining made it worth it.

And what do you mean, "vaporware"? It existed in what amounts to the computing stone age. So how can it now exist now? (It's not like it's on the level of classical Greek's Parthenon's Fine Engineering, which the Greeks of nowadays are apparently unable to reproduce accurately. That's what you get when your genetic potential is diluted by ... ARGH! JOKE JOKE! HELP!!! MACEDONIA FOREVER!!!)

Auto manufacturers are asleep at the wheel when it comes to security

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Re: What motivation car manufacturers ?

A car stolen leads to a replacement being bought.

It also leads to another car not being bought or cheap spare parts hitting the dark shelves.

Surprise: Norks not actually behind Olympic Destroyer malware outbreak – Kaspersky

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Economies have regular up and down swings.

No they don't unless they are printing money to implement "recovery".

The results could be bad enough that the US needs foreign investment to sustain life.

Foreign "investment" (i.e. stocking of rankly toxic T-bills) IS the only thing that keeps the US alive.

Countries that once viewed the US and oppressive or competitive would now be using it for profit.

Although (or because) he knew the score, Obama gave 38 billion US taxpayer trinkets to a certain very rich country. Thank you for noticing.

China looks set to pip Uncle Sam at the post in exascale computer race

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Re: You need to port it first

It's a descendant of Alpha if I remember correctly.

Apparently not:

Report on the Sunway TaihuLight System

Shenwei-64 Instruction Set (this is NOT related to the DEC Alpha instruction set)

Although

Very little on the detail design of SW1600 chip was make public but various comments in the web and some history of the 江南计算所SW微处理器 indicate that SW has it original from the DEC alpha chip 21164

How is it even possible that no-one has wikileaked the instruction set?

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Re: Nnnnng!! Pet hate!

No, that's actually the increasing energy consumption as it gets deeper into deep questions.

Jupiter has the craziest storms seen yet, say boffins

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Re: Appropriate sub-heading

Better send the Event Horizon to take a look.

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Re: So we've finally found..

Lets do this, find out once and for all what is true and what is not, or if it's all a load of smelly stuff.

You can't even realiably find out if a Turing Machine will stop, now you want to have certainty in metaphysics?

FBI chief asks tech industry to build crypto-busting not-a-backdoor

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Why is this shy-bear and why is he everywhere?

“This problem impacts our investigations across the board—human trafficking, counterterrorism, counterintelligence, gangs, organised crime, child exploitation, and cyber”, Wray said.

What? No politicians with the hands in the cookie jar? I'm so disappointed.

Too many bricks in the wall? Lego slashes inventory

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Re: ...

I even weighed it. It turns out to be about three quarters of the right scale weight for a fully fuelled real one.

Do you get translucent LOX/Kero bricks to fill it?

Now, it would be nice if they did Russian designs too, which are more adventurous.

I used to do plastic model kits of Apollo things. That was cool and instructive. I also know all the details of a Tiger I...

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Re: Worse to come

A fight of the plastic bricks based on quality alone, with all parts interchangeable?

Let it begin!

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Re: The cost!!

> and lego relies on tolerances of a fraction of a millimeter.

WHY (and would that even be particularly expensive).

> I find it amusing that some old aircraft have tolerances measured in centimeters for their wings,

I have never seen someone build an A/C ourt of lego. I'm sure the FCC would disapprove.

Fresh docs detail 10-year link between Geek Squad informers and Feds

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Oh yeah?

"CHS", shorthand for "confidential human sources"

The irony of labeling a disk trufflehog directly out of MiniTrue a "Cylinder Head Sector".

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Re: reliability of evidence

Which means "cannot be used in court".

In principle.

But I suspect the FBI will revv up a little investigation by itself and "surprise" the owner later.

US Army warns of the potential dangers of swarming toy drones on US soldiers

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Drone Download Project

Looks like Stansilaw Lem's "The Upside-Down Evolution" comes a bit early.

they pose a growing threat to the U.S. warfighting forces if used for nefarious intents

It's goo to know that they don't pose a growing threat to the donut-eating forces, especially if used for benevolent intents.

Anyways:

Armies began to change from living to nonliving forces. Initially, the effects of the change were undramatic. It was like the automobile, whose inventors did not immediately come up with an entirely new shape but, instead, simply put an internal-combustion engine in a cart or carriage, with the harness removed. Similarly, the earliest pioneers of aviation gave their flying machines the wings of birds. Thanks to this kind of mental inertia, which in the military is considerable, not very radical new missiles, unmanned tanks, and self-propelled artillery were adapted for the new microsilicon "soldier," simply by reducing them in size and installing computer-controlled command modules. But this was anachronistic. The new, nonliving microsoldier required a whole new approach to tactics, strategy, and, of course, to the question of what kinds of weapons he could put to best use.

This came at a time when the world was slowly recovering from two economic crises. The first was caused by the formation of the OPEC cartel and the big increases in the price of crude oil; the second, by the collapse of OPEC and the sudden drop in the price of oil. Although early nuclear-power plants were in operation, they were of no use for powering land or air vehicles. This is why the cost of heavy equipment such as troop carriers, artillery, missiles, trucks, tanks, and submarines, not to mention the cost of the newer (late-twentieth-century) types of heavy weapons, was constantly on the rise, even though by then the troop carriers had no one to transport and before long the artillery would have no one to shell.

This final phase of the military's gigantomania in weaponry gave way to a period of microminiaturization under the banner of artificial nonintelligence. Oddly enough, it was only in 2040 that the informationists, cipher theorists, and other experts expressed surprise at how their predecessors could have been so blind for so long, struggling to create artificial intelligence. After all, for the overwhelming majority of tasks performed by people in 97.8 percent of both blue- and white-collar jobs, intelligence was not necessary. What was necessary? A command of the situation, skill, care, and enterprise. All these qualities are found in insects.

Co-op Bank's shonky IT in spotlight as delayed probe given go-ahead

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Yet another one of those QUALITY rock-steady financial pooducts?

a product called finacle

If the "not fit for purpose" is due to the usual problems, the headline practically writes itself...

finagle: to obtain by trickery

"Who is developing this code?".

"Star Programmers."

"WHO?"

"STAR. PROGRAMMERS."

Shock poll finds £999 X too expensive for happy iPhone owners

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Re: They should have asked me ...

The building blocks for a smartphone were laid in the *early* 80s (if not 70s). GSM radio handsets, programmable calculators.

Complete bollocks. The software wasn't even around. Nothing was around.

But that kind of reckoning, the building blocks for a smartphone were laid when Leibniz invented the Stepped reckoner.

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Re: Planned Failure?

Quite right. Thing is, in Appleland, bad stuff is always someone else's fault.

Did you say Russia?

Btw, what happened to all those tablets? I vaguely remember that at some point the bus was filled with tablet/slab-fondling people but now I see none at all? Was I just dreaming? Has there been a dieoff?

Neo4j graph database boss: 'The mainstream is always under attack'

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"Cypher for Gremlin allows developers to access Gremlin databases using Cypher," said Freytag.

But isn't Gremlin the graph traversal language to some database modeling a graph?

So I think a translator would be more appropriate.

Anyway, we have had Datalog since like forever, so why not use that?

'Quantum supremacy will soon be ours!', says Google as it reveals 72-qubit quantum chip

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Re: @Dave 126What's the application?

These are the questions I've always asked and nobody ever seems to be able to answer them.

You need an Ashkenazi brain to grog this. Thumbs up for "Jewish Science". (JOKE! JOKE! HEEELP!)

Just remember that it's not a digital computer. Approach it the same as an analog computer.

In the meantime, if you can do linalg: Quantum Algorithms via Linear Algebra (unfortunately still not read, as I have to deal with management algebra mostly)

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Re: What's the application?

The classic example of where classical computers don't work too well is called The Travelling Salesman problem - ie what's the most efficient route to visit all the cities. Some quantum computers could calculate all possible paths *simultaneously*.

No! The class of algorithms efficiently computable by Quantum Computers (i.e. BQP) does NOT include NP-hard or even NP-complete problems.

Some scientists doubt if quantum error rates can be reduced sufficiently, but it's too big a prize to not reach towards.

Yes indeed: The Future of Quantum Computing (Hope this goes through, sometimes Forum Control™ takes a dislike links to Quanta Mag, I suppose it's on the list of the false-newsy sites somehow)

Reg man wraps head in 49-inch curved monitor

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Has anyone ever gone so far as to...

merge the screens of completely different machines into a seamless whole?

So you could have a laptop and tower-attached screen on the same desk and move the mouse pointer from the large screen to the laptop screen AS IF THEY WERE EMBEDDED IN THE SAME PHYSPACE. Then you would use the same keyboard to work on one machine and the other. Instead of being continually challenged to move your massive Plinkett-tier arms around.

Senate mulls offensive AI, new training tools and now Chinese faceswaps Trump

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But they would be androids, so it wouldn't be slavery?

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Re: Next: Senate discusses how Harry Potter Technology can be effectively deployed

If they did, they would know that if "virtually every person" had common sense they would not have voted for Brexit in the UK nor Trump in the US.

I don't agree. Not sure about Brexit, but in the US, it was clearly a case of desperation: The lesser of two weevils, as it were.

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Next: Senate discusses how Harry Potter Technology can be effectively deployed

Do we have problems to solve?

Nope! let displacement activities begin.

“But far more subtly, simply changing the data in the big data datasets so that the AI algorithms reach the wrong results”

Leaving none the wiser because the "correct" result was wrong also as well as "interpreted" by the priests of the computer output and their political handlers.

Paul Allen, Microsoft’s co-founder, announced a $125m fund for the Allen Institute for Artificial Intelligence (AI2) to kickstart a project to teach machines “common sense”. It’s tricky to define what that exactly means. AI2 have defined it as “the everyday knowledge that virtually every person has but no machine does”.

Wow. Everybody and his dog seems to have utterly forgotten about Cyc, a project meant to given Commensense Knowledge to machines, started in the early 90s. Using God Old-Fashioned Symbolic AI as God intended. I think it is still going on somewhere. Of course, the domain of knowledge representation and logic calculus not to mention hardware power have all increased tremendously since then, so an update on the situation would be nice.

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Actually, who produces these CGI images of human-faced white-goods-robots (isn't that anti-diversity?) showing their mechanical innards while letting inscrutable machine emotions mold their plasto-faces? One can see them everywhere.

Ex-Google recruiter: I was fired for opposing hiring caps on white, Asian male nerds

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Re: Reverse discrimination is now political correctness.

Anon because I am genuinely concerned we now live in a society where having a minority opinion will lead to punishment.

Doubt no longer, anon (although I might disagree with the "minority" adjective). Even some NYT writers see that the Prancing Progressivist Pol Pot Pretenders are on a roll:

Yet I have to admit that something bigger is going on. It could be that progressives understood something I didn’t. It could be that you can win more important victories through an aggressive cultural crusade than you can through legislation. Progressives could be on the verge of delegitimizing their foes, on guns but also much else, rendering them untouchable for anybody who wants to stay in polite society. That would produce social changes far vaster than limiting assault rifles.

It's really like I'm reading a German newspaper in the early 20s.

Two things have fundamentally changed the landscape. First, over the past two years conservatives have self-marginalized. In supporting Donald Trump they have tied themselves to a man whose racial prejudices, sexual behavior and personal morality put him beyond the pale of decent society.

What is "decent society" though? It is the society of the duckspeaking/doublethinking self-proclaimed "liberal" ready to reformat actual society to feel Good About Veself (and possibly leech some govt money on the side; well, I also have the suspicion that it has to do with the ingrained outlook of a certain ethnicity, but I won't go there.)

While becoming the movement of Dinesh D’Souza, Sean Hannity and Franklin Graham, they have essentially expelled the leaders and thinkers who have purchase in mainstream culture. Conservatism is now less a political or philosophic movement and more a separatist subculture that participates in its own ostracism.

Second, progressives are getting better and more aggressive at silencing dissenting behavior. All sorts of formerly legitimate opinions have now been deemed beyond the pale on elite campuses. Speakers have been disinvited and careers destroyed. The boundaries are being redrawn across society.

As Andrew Sullivan noted recently, “workplace codes today read like campus speech codes of a few years ago.” There are a number of formerly popular ideas that can now end your career: the belief that men and women have inherent psychological differences, the belief that marriage is between a man and a woman, opposition to affirmative action.

However..

The only thing I’d say to my progressive friends is, be careful how you win your victories. It is one thing to win by persuasion and another thing to win by elite cultural intimidation. Illiberalism breeds illiberalism. Using elite power, whether economic or cultural, to silence less educated foes usually produces a backlash.

Conservatives have zero cultural power, but they have immense political power [if only]. Even today, voters trust Republicans on the gun issue more than Democrats. If you exile 40 percent of the country from respectable society they will mount a political backlash that will make Donald Trump look like Adlai Stevenson.

"The next war will be civil".

I hope we can clarify things before we arrive at Zimbabwe Forever or Cambodia Control.

Hey girl, move a little closer. 'Cause you're too gun shy. Hush, hush, bye says Pai

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Re: Deal

I'm for that. Guns and Government don't mix well.

While the US wallows in hysteria and hypocrisy (Hystocrisy?) about guns and newly activist kids looking bad on camera, meanwhile in Russia: Some kind of AK-74 school competition

Fancy owning a two-seat Second World War Messerschmitt fighter?

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Something cool for the garage, you say?

A Volksjäger of course.

A killengine made for kids.

Then I will get someone to paint Asuka Shoryu Langley on it, just for fun.

Britain ignores booze guidelines – heads for the pub

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Re: Shock! Great British Public not stupid!

But think of the bleeding heart pols you are offending by unheeding their advice!

Imma going to cook up a fresh batch of outrage just for the occasion.

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Re: I'll drink to that!

Afterwards, drop the empty bottles and the rest of the curry off at this boffin outfit.

Boring. The phone business has lost the plot and Google is making it worse

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Re: Form factors

My trusty Nokia Asha cheapophone has met concrete floors more often than I can remember and is still fully functional. Battery is good enough for a whole week. Plus you have a real keyboard. Camera is just good enough to document traffic accidents though and the filesystem has a bug as undeletable files of 0 size have been accumulating over the years.

I could do without the "Facebook Button" retardation (one button to reach max stupidity?) and the interface, though simple, seems to have been designed by someone who used to be a co-designer of Colossal Cave Adventure in his youth. It would be excellent if one could just redesign it, if need be in Microsoft Basic.

The only problem is that women relentlessly make fun of me for having such a crap retro phone. OTOH, my age makes me more than impervious against such criticisms.

Oh well: MC Solaar - Victime de la mode

Equifax peeks under couch, finds 2.4 million more folk hit by breach

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Hillary was right

All that relentless p0wning so stokes my distrust in democracy,

23,000 HTTPS certs will be axed in next 24 hours after private keys leak

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FAIL

Certificate Authorities are link banks: Print money and fuck you over

> Sends private keys in e-mail

> "We didn't say these are compromised"

What the actual fuck.

> drive to Comodo HTTPS certificates

Not even once.

https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2011/03/24/fraudulent-certificates-issued-by-comodo-is-it-time-to-rethink-who-we-trust/

Google powers up latest app it'll cancel in two years: Hangouts Chat

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"Hangouts chat"

I dunno. I picture diversity-providing people adorned with bling and trousers at knee level going all gangsta on you.

Slack bots have the keys to your processes. What could go wrong? Well...

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Re: Bots? WAT?

Yes, it sounds like a roundabout way of setting up the ESB...

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Re: "It seems that Slack has become the answer to everything"

this is the same company that desperately clung on to Erlang for decades

You may want to make clear why this is a bad idea, Mr. Knowitall.

Erlang is a very nice language. Choosing the C++ fad over Erlang because "we can't program anyway" was a bad move and worthy of manglement fast-profit dumbass attack.

Also:

back end core systems in 4 London investment banks

I have seen papers about QUALITY code in that area...

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Re: "It seems that Slack has become the answer to everything"

Agile is amateur hour bollocks only suitable for mickey mouse toy web projects.

Meuhnon. Stop associating with low-skill IT outfits.

The impact of agile principles and practices on large-scale software development projects

Martian microbes may just be resting – boffins

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Re: Don't Drink The water

That is from "Rendezvous with Rama", right?

You get a criminal record! And you get a criminal record! Peach state goes bananas with expanded anti-hack law

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Breaking at least 1 criminal law per hour is the new norm

Welcome to societies governed by "representatives" and professional civil servants that need not fear the irate mob.

Huawei guns for Apple with Mac-alike Matebook X

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"we're so happy you're here" and "we're making things great for you"

Nice words as you are being led into the SatNad dungeon.

OTOH, I'm sure Microsoft just wants to cater to the Japanese Market.

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Re: Looks good

That angle will also make it look like you are looking down on anybody at the other end.

Just as I intend.

That nincompoop from management better learn his place.

OTOH, the size of this camera does not make me feel safer about being spied on. One realizes how small these are...

Elon Musk blasts off from OpenAI to focus on cars, how to make smart code fair, and more

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Re: "To eliminate a possible future conflict"

Wouldn't that be "to eliminate possible past conflict"?

While this high-falutin discussions are going on, I'm still trying to get my head around basic use of Picat.

When clever code kills, who pays and who does the time? A Brit expert explains to El Reg

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Re: There are already some standards out there

And luckily, too:

Therac-25

It was involved in at least six accidents between 1985 and 1987, in which patients were given massive overdoses of radiation. Because of concurrent programming errors, it sometimes gave its patients radiation doses that were hundreds of times greater than normal, resulting in death or serious injury. These accidents highlighted the dangers of software control of safety-critical systems, and they have become a standard case study in health informatics and software engineering [which is weird, I always encounter 'software engineers' that haven't heard about it]. Additionally the overconfidence of the engineers and lack of proper due diligence to resolve reported software bugs, is highlighted as an extreme case where the engineer's overconfidence in their initial work and failure to believe the end users' claims caused drastic repercussions.

I don't think anyone was ever successfully held to account for this clusterfuck on the level of reconverted web programmers. The company seems to have successfully weaseled out b< denying and stalling.

Sat 24 Feb 15:47:26 UTC 2018

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Re: Forbidden Planet

I wonder if AI has/will be developed with the capability to doubt itself?

Of course: Autoepistemic logic

All of this lies out in NP or worse, so you have to simplify and throw hardware and it.

Sat 24 Feb 15:39:54 UTC 2018

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Re: Operating Systems BIOS ReWrite and ReBoot Needed

"I advise to wait outside of the building in a SWAT vehicle until the crazed AI has killed everyone inside. It's just too dangerous."

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Remember, Remember...

The old discussions about the unfeasability of SDI ("Computer System Reliability and Nuclear War"), which journalists may not have heard about.

And this didn't even involve AI, just button-pushing.

Sat 24 Feb 12:53:05 UTC 2018.