* Posts by Fihart

1150 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Jun 2008

Microsoft in 2016: Is there any point asking SatNad what's coming?

Fihart

Re: Microsoft == The new Blue

BSOD ?

Fihart

Re: Microsoft == The new Blue

Blue Screen of Death.

PS: why was previous post which used the common abbreviation for this "Rejected" ???

Watch out, er, 'oven cleaners': ICO plans nuisance call crackdown in 2016

Fihart

Be a nuisance back.

When these robots call they usually urge one to press 5 to speak to an operative. Doing that while switching on an intruder alarm siren (loud enough for me to don ear protectors) obviously had an effect on the PPI pests. The next call I had offered to delist my number. When I ignored that, the calls dried up anyway.

Bah humbug. It's Andrew's Phones of the Year

Fihart

Re: iPhone and Dropbox vs USB/Bluetooth @ D@v3

Sadly because Dropbox and other cloud services depend on internet access they are slower, less reliable (and not free) substitute for a working USB socket. By working, I mean operating as intended -- i.e. allowing files to pass in both directions and allowing access to folders on either device.

Equally irritating, the iPhone's Bluetooth doesn't work either -- the sole function mine would offer was to play music from my iPhone via my laptop's speakers, which is of zero utility.

I raise these issues because in the past when I have lacked landline internet I've been able to carry on via a Nokia or Blackberry by (in the most common use I have) scanning material on a PC and transferring it by USB to the phone and briefly using its data allowance to send files out via email.

Lack of usefulness as a mobile office, arguably, relegates the iPhone's to the kind of users who value selfies and social media above actual work.

If Apple want the iPhone to be happily adopted by users like me they need to uncripple USB and Bluetooth. Or completely redesign iTunes (hopefully separating the entertainment side) as a reliable, user-friendly hub.

Having got past the annoying form filling (that demanded a home address and phone number for no good reason when seeking a free app) and impossibly long t&c, I spent some time trying to find Dropbox in the App Store and concluded that the iTunes/App Store are just as hopeless as the present iTunes program. So another change for the better would be to allow reputable software to be download direct to the phone from the source rather than via Apple.

Of course, that might make it harder for Apple to apply a tax on everything sold via iTunes/App Store -- just as the rigmarole in the iTunes software seems designed to encourage users to buy music rather than copy their own CDs for free.

Clearly the way Apple operates is to hamstring the operation of their products to tie users into the Apple way of doing things (which runs counter to the whole joyous experiment with which we first embraced personal computers) and cynically wring cash out of users.

Fihart

Like iPhone, hate Apple.

Just switched from Blackberry to iPhone4 (secondhand). Mostly happy, though I miss the BB physical keyboard.

But infuriated that I can only download pictures from the phone, not upload them, without faffing about.

Don't tell me about iTunes or the Cloud or whatever. I just want to be able to drag and drop stuff from my PC to the phone. Pictures or scans to attach to emails -- you know, like I've been able to with every other smartphone I've used.

I cannot use iTunes -- it's the worst piece of commercial software I've ever encountered. Just try adding your own ringtone to an iPhone and you will be spitting teeth.

Microsoft encrypts explanation of borked Windows 10 encryption

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Exactly. Have an upvote.

Lenov-lol, a load of Tosh, and what the Dell? More bad holes found in PC makers' bloatware

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Re: New machine?

Linux is almost there. Using Peppermint (Ubuntu derivative) popped in a Netgear USB wireless dongle and it just worked. Windows usually needs a driver from CD or website.

Not always this smooth, but a contrast with earlier Linux experiences where usually sound or video issues -- solvable only by donning that propeller cap.

Remaining problems -- Linux applications not as user friendly as popular Windows equivalents.

Windows 10 market share growth rate flattens again

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word is getting out

Even my least techie friends seem to know that the persistent invitations to upgrade to Win10 are best ignored.

Yahoo! Mail! is! still! a! thing!, tries! blocking! Adblock! users!

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Yahoo getting worse.

Been with their webmail for probably 18 years and it was reliable for, say, a dozen of those. Not so much recently. Frequent apologies for downtime. Odd stuff like attachments falling off the end of mails. Links in mails are live when opened in Hotmail but not in Yahoo.

As for this adblocker nonsense, pushing users towards the exit.

Love your IoT gadget but could you keep the noise down?

Fihart

Needless wireless already with us.

My otherwise charming neighbours have no notion of anything technical -- witness the fact that when they are present the wireless router we share is registering a multiplicity of phones, iPads and laptops, though the devices can't all be using the internet at once. Even when neighbours are not at home, snoozing devices are still reporting to the router.

Already some years ago I was noting people with desktop computers parked next to their routers but using wireless -- an ethernet cable is in the box with the router and is faster/more reliable than wireless.

The other pest is routers (all routers nowadays) which default to automatic channel selection -- which means that if I am using channel 6 to feed a laptop some distance from the router and next door's router is closer, when it randomly decides to switch to 6 or any channels adjacent, my internet slows down.

How TV ads silently ping commands to phones: Sneaky SilverPush code reverse-engineered

Fihart

Re: "require Microphone permission"

Whenever I have been tempted to install apps, I've been stopped in my tracks when simple accessories quite unnecessarily want access to my contacts.

Bail out at that point.

Lots of things that apps do can already be done via browser.

Apple's design 'drives up support costs, makes gadgets harder to use'

Fihart

Re: Perhaps I am the only one. You're not.

Addendum to my earlier rant. Just finished transferring three mp3 files to iPhone as ringtones. I say three, but one missing in transit. The process was unbelievably irritating.

I don't object to converting files to AAC format or even having to change the file extension (not helped by Win7 hiding extensions by default) -- but the struggle with crazed use of nested folders and the opaque nature of the iTunes UI left me shouting.

Some time ago there was a rare dialogue between Apple and users on just how bloody iTunes is and one gained the impression that they were puzzled but willing to try to sort things out. One can only hope.

By contrast uploading ringtones to Symbian, Android, Blackberry was simplicity itself, primarily because a USB connection pretty much put one straight into the folders on the phone where tones were stored. Version of Apple's PoS (Paranoid operating System) I have permits only one way USB access (outbound) and from only the picture folders.

Fihart

Re: Perhaps I am the only one

New to iPhone and only recently to Android. To some extent both make me appreciate Microsoft's traditional tinker-under-the-hood options and relatively straightforward (pre-Win8) user interface, though Android is okay.

I've found the Apple wrap and integrate approach pretty annoying but sometimes the end justifies the means. Didn't like giving them my email password, but the iPhone's email system works much better than going into webmail via a browser.

Still can't cope with Stalag iTunes though I've been using it with iPods for years. Simply the worst piece of commercial software I have ever encountered -- and Apple makes it the centrepiece of their system. As stated by others, the issue is the cool, stripped-down, aesthetic -- personally I care more about usability.

Fihart

Sooo right !

For example, Stalag iTunes.

So. Farewell then Betamax. We always liked you better than VHS anyway

Fihart

Mechanical birds nest.

Don't know about Betamax as machines were rare outside the media professions, but a peek inside a VHS machine guaranteed that I would avoid. Affordable DVD player/recorder well worth waiting for.

TalkTalk to swallow £35m ‘financial impact’ after attack

Fihart

Re: Encouraged customers will stick around

Reasons for joining Talk Talk -- after this cockup they'd better have the best security in the business.

Also, good time to negotiate a bargain deal -- just listen for the tumbleweeds blowing through their sales office.

BlackBerry Priv: Enterprise Android in a snazzy but functional package

Fihart

Price.

Blackberry's current products already addressed many of the niggles I have about my 4 yr-old 9800 qwerty slider. The Priv seems like another good move to curb desertions. Except that price.

In a world where you can pick up a decent Android for £150, asking 4x that for the (real) advantage of a qwerty keyboard almost guarantees failure.

While I don't like on-screen keyboards, well-executed ones (Apple) and larger screens (HTC Sony etc) are a sensible compromise.

Fihart

Privy Counsellor.

Kinda appropriate for a smartphone.

Microsoft's OneDrive price hike has wrecked its cloud strategy

Fihart

Re: Why are people still using Windows?

Even to a Linux newbie the Peppermint (Ubuntu) desktop looks logical and uncluttered compared to Windows. A bit plain-Jane maybe, but this is an operating system not entertainment. Hasn't got all the Win toys as standard and CDs and MP3s stutter but, most stuff works or can (presumably) be added.

Mostly I'm impressed by opening and closing speed -- and that updates are quick and trouble-free.

Cloud storage makes sense for portables but, for a desktop PC, external drives are cheap.

'Cancer-causing bacon would put a real dampner on processed pig sales'

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Dampner ?

Surely, Damper or Dampener.

Tardy TalkTalk advertised for a new infosec officer 1 week ago

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Not just confusion marketing. Confusion.

Listening to Talk Talk's boss on Radio 4 this morning she sounded shaken, and appeared more so in later TV interviews.

There seems a perverse kind of justice here -- I've wasted hours trying to tie down the actual cost of selecting various ISPs due to the confusing and incomplete pricing displayed in ads and on websites. Talk Talk's current offer seems terrific value (e.g. free internet for 12 months) but averages out over an 18 month contract at about the same as competitors, once you add in charges for "phone packages" Can't quite see why I'd pay for the ability to use a phone line when it has to be there anyway, while also being charged for calls.

I'm almost inclined to call their sales people while this debacle unfolds on the assumption that they won't be too busy and may be begging to do a deal, any deal.

Apple quietly swaps out MacBook Retina displays to fix skin-peeling stains

Fihart

Re: Apple Replacement Programs - Not worth the web page they are posted on

Though legal action is a last resort, if NZ has small-claims courts and if the computer's price is less than max for small claim, that is worth investigating.

In most small claims courts, costs (for representation) are strictly limited so it's an even playing field for consumers. Most likely, the retailer (for that is who you usually have to sue) will not defend the action.

Roughly speaking, In the UK consumer law covers you for up to 6 years -- so your 2011 purchase would be covered (here).

Can't be more specific due to local differences, but well worth checking your rights in law.

El Reg keeps pushing Apple's buttons – its new Magic Keyboard

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Poor value, poor keyboard.

Not impressed with paying $100 for a keyboard that's no better than the one on a $300 laptop (and by the sounds of it perhaps worse).

Even small writing jobs are better done on a full sized keyboard -- for example the IBM PS/2.

And by contrast with author's Apple keyboard that died, the IBM I'm typing this on was built (in Scotland from girders) in 1990 and bought at a flea market.

Windows 10 mobile upgrade coming in December

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Great picture.

Just to remind you, Windows 3.1 came on 7 floppies.

Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'

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All these beards, it must mean Linux is becoming very popular.

You forget the sandals, with socks.

Only kidding !

Finally driven to try it out by Windows bloat and Linux improvements.

Only a CNUT would hold back the waves of the sharing economy

Fihart

Re: Mandatory reading for...

@Fraggle850 I see your objection, but the parallel that struck me was the act of disrupting a system created to meet a long established need (cab licensing, social housing) without any regard to the side-effects.

Fihart

Mandatory reading for...

...housing policy makers.

The Uber story translates pretty well to the Right2Buy on social housing. In brief, council tenants with no capital buy flats cheap using cash lent by property company. Property company takes flat after three years and lets it out for vastly more than council rents, sometimes renting it back to council to house growing homeless.

Spirit of the Ghost: Taking a Rolls-Royce Wraith around France

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Silver Cloud

One of the most beautiful large cars ever built. The current Rollers, of course, are not aimed at gentlemen.

AVG to flog your web browsing, search history from mid-October

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Not too bad....

Let's hope Avast learns the right lesson from this and user reaction curbs any temptation to follow AVG.

Avast isn't particularly intrusive, popups have been getting bigger and more frequent but they're easy to brush away. Annual renewal of the free product is actually simpler than it used to be.

I won't be switching to Gaming Mode just yet as I find it reassuring when Avast occasionally issues hazard warnings.

RFID wants to TRACK my TODGER, so I am going to CUT it OFF

Fihart

"Under penalty of....

....(something or other) it is illegal to remove this label". Commonly found on mattresses in USA. Strikes fear into law-abiding householders, but actually aimed at retailers to ensure consumers know something or other about content or fire-proofing, or whatever.

I frequently remove labels from inside Levi jeans due to their bulk and scratchiness. I suspect there to indicate authenticity against fakes. As for washing instructions, worth laundering new jeans turned inside out to avoid random creases showing up as pale lines on the denim. But I tend to ignore most -- too many manufacturers try to cover themselves by recommending dry cleaning of items which may or may not be harmed by normal washing.

The ONE WEIRD TRICK which could END OBESITY

Fihart

Re: Shrinkflation - Peperami

Oddly, Mars of all the brands seem to have maintained quality, though reflected in higher prices and smaller sizes.

I will no longer purchase chocolate by Cadbury (now Kraft/Mondelez) nor Nestle's ex-Rowntree brands.

But Mars Galaxy, if a bit too sweet, is a match for Kraft/Mondelez Milka bar (ex-Suchard Melka) -- decent chocolate at a reasonable price.

Fihart

Re: Shrinkflation

Nestle -- jeez. Recently bought (ex-Rowntrees) Munchies. Used to be generous cubes of decent chocolate with soft toffee and biscuit inside. Nestle version; small powdery cubes of brown stuff with accidental holes in it -- suggestion of biscuit and toffee.

I've actually written to complain about what they did to (ex Welgar) Malted Shreddies. Now just called Original Shreddies which, for lack of maltiness, they certainly are not. No response, of course.

Have started avoiding anything now bearing the Nestle logo on the assumption that they have ruined it.

EE Harrier Mini grounded by errant Wi-Fi calling upgrade

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Re: How do people contact them? @Mystic Megabyte

Your experience of Sainsbury's; at least they offered the voucher !

Though counter-intuitive, it's often smart to buy tech stuff from supermarkets. Okay, the available sales advice is zero and the range limited, but special offers are often bargains thanks to the big stores' buying power on end-of-ranges etc.

More crucially, if things go wrong, the supermarkets rely on goodwill to keep you coming in for the weekly food shop.

By contrast, a specialist retailer is lucky to see you once in 5 years when you replace TV/washing machine/ fridge -- so do they care if you never return ?

Fihart

Re: Good luck with getting a courtesy phone @Dainase

You're right.

A friend's TMobile branded ZTE wouldn't boot.

Took it into EE store who pronounced it beyond repair.

With no experience of Android, I fixed it in minutes by reloading the OS from ZTE's site.

Fihart

Re: How do people contact them?

Ridiculously, they refuse to deal with customers by e-mail.

Solution of sorts is to use their Twitter site and when the hacks on there feel unable to help they'll put you on an interactive webchat with a real person (or Siri's cousin ?). This has resolved things for me with EE/TMobile in the past.

Last resort, look up the name of a board member responsible for customer relations and write them an actual letter.

Monster Scalextric Formula 1 circuit to go under the hammer

Fihart

Ah those days...

Slot Car Racing (please don't call it Scalextric as there were other, better brands) was my teen introduction to soldering and re-winding electric motors (they usually caught fire).

Though we graduated to Revell and more exotic cars, never had more fun than with the cheapest brand Airfix whose track we continued to use as it was smoother than the Scalex polythene stuff.

Microsoft co-founder recovers ship's bell of 'The Mighty Hood'

Fihart

Unmistakable irony here.

Given that large corporations take as long to change course as an oil tanker, will they be diving for Microsoft's lost mojo at some point in the future.

All hail Ikabai-Sital! Destroyer of worlds and mender of toilets

Fihart

To return to IT.

My brother had a Fujitsu/Siemens desktop from the late unlamented Comet Warehouse. After nearly a year it started going funny so he asked me to look at it. But, he pointed out, a seal on it says breaking that invalidates warranty.

As it was still within the notional 12 month warranty period (which is merely an arrangement between mfr and retailer) he decided to let Comet sort it out. Their response was that they'd have to wait for the Fuj/Siem engineer to make his rounds -- up to three weeks away. My brother decided he could wait three weeks.

When a month or so later the computer was returned, working, he was told that the issue had merely been carpet fluff in a fan causing the CPU to overheat.

I think this qualifies as an Ikabai fuckup on the grounds that my bro could have easily analysed and fixed the problem in fifteen minutes max had it not been for the dumb sticker.

The sticker had no business being on a device such as an IBM-type PC which was deliberately designed to be opened in order to add network cards etc (hint; the PSU is in a separate enclosure).

Sengled lightbulb speakers: The best worst stereo on Earth

Fihart

Re: Lack of bass?

Just what I was going to say. Hifi speakers are usually on the floor and often near a wall -- or in a corner. All of which boost bass considerably compared with something just dangling from the ceiling.

EE recalls Power Bar phone chargers after explosion burns woman

Fihart

Everyone's fingers burnt with Everything Everywhere

EE's PAYG charges render voice calls unaffordable -- and 12p for texts is scandalous given that they cost so little to the provider that they can't even calculate how little.

Yahoo! website! ads! spaff! CryptoWall! ransomware! AGAIN!

Fihart

False alarms ?

Don't know about Yahoo, but ads on The Register site were triggering alarms from Avast yesterday.

Windows 10 marks the end of 'pay once, use forever' software

Fihart

Now I can say no.

Granted, recent versions of Windows have been more reliable and included useful drivers. But, as other commentators have said, Linux is pretty viable now. In the past, every version I tried fell down on graphics or sound issues. Doubtless drivers could be found but usually not on the manufacturers' sites.

Installed the very slim Peppermint Linux this year and everything worked on both the machines I put it on -- amazingly, including wifi. Still looking for scanner software and a better screengrab application. But ease of use, speed, pain-free updates and seeming stability means I can now look at making Linux my main OS. It's already preferable for internet access just because it boots much faster.

Any Windows' improvements are not enough to justify the faff of installing and learning a vast new OS and its (doubtless) vast updates to fix the screwups inevitable in something so big

I suspect that if they could step outside the feature-led marketing approach and produce a slimline version of Windows, Microsoft would actually gain some friends among the tech community.

Windows 10: Buy cheap, buy twice, right? Buy FREE ... buy FOREVER

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Word Free

The "urban myth" that MS let Word get pirated seems more plausible when you consider that Microsoft Press did a roaring trade in an overpriced guide to using Word which more than replaced the printed manual that accompanied legitimate copies of the appplication.

Ballmer's billion-dollar blunders: When he gambled Microsoft's money and lost

Fihart

Re: To paraphrase Reagan...

@ Charlie Clark

Hard to think of a firm that has less goodwill from its customers. Perhaps H.M. Prison Service is slightly less popular with users.

Crazy Chrysler security hole: USB stick fix incoming for 1.4 million cars

Fihart

look and learn

Before they start adding more pointless electronic complexity to their cars, Chrysler/GM/Ford should study German cars that are safe and durable, Japanese cars for reliability, Italians for style and performance.

With few exceptions (Studebaker Avanti, 1964 Buick Riviera, 1964 Mustang, 1970 Plymouth Barracuda, Corvair) most post-war American cars have been hideous and as horrible mechanically as they look.

Of course, US drivers expect to buy cars cheaper than almost anywhere in the world and they get what they pay for.

Microsoft starts switching on paid Wi-Fi service with latest Windows 10 preview

Fihart

It's just business. Nothing personal. Again.

Think of something that's free or cheap and try to get people to pay a premium for it.

Isn't that the MS way ?