* Posts by Fihart

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Microsoft: Surface is DEAD. Long live the Surface 2!

Fihart

Re: Fake reviews @jbernardo

For fuller explanation of jbernardo's contribution, Waggener-Edstrom are PR hacks for the digital age and (surprise, surprise) close neighbours of Microsoft's Redmond campus.

Fihart

Choices, choices.

1) iPad

2) Cheap Android

Sorry, did I leave Surface off that list ?

Deep inside the iPhone 5s lurk a few surprises

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Re: Low power battery @ Ted Treen

My earlier comment about glue and screw is based on stupidity of having to dismantle a found iPod Mini to replace battery. iPod was, say, 5 years old and the tiny hard drive still functioned. Sad that someone threw it and their music away due to a non-user-replaceable battery. I have 30 year old hifi still in regular use.

All manufacturers of cameras, phones, mp3 players, laptops are guilty of failing to provide realistically priced replacement cells.The whole system has a vested interest in waste, including suppliers of dangerous fake batteries. Trademark owners seem oblivious to the latter -- except some who chip their batteries so expensive replacements are obligatory.

EU recently moved to promote interchangeable phone chargers -- same must happen with batteries. When you buy a torch you expect it to use one of a range of generic bulbs -- and of batteries that are universally available at (fairly) sensible prices.

Fihart

glue and screw

Glue in the battery, screw the customer when it has to be replaced.

'Occupy' affiliate claims Intel bakes SECRET 3G radio into vPro CPUs

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Have you tried turning it off,,,,,,,,,,

If little green men can access a computer even when it's turned off, perhaps it hasn't actually been turned off.

Explosive experiences with Chinese made PC PSUs has taught me to turn off at the wall.

BlackBerry BLOODBATH! Company warns of nearly $1bn quarterly loss

Fihart

The last new Blackberry customer ?

Given a boxfresh Blackberry by a friend, what's not to like?

Tank-like construction, but the previous two 9800's my friend had packed up within contract. By the time EE replaced the latest, she had a new iPhone.The 9800 is a remarkable hybrid -- touchscreen and slider. Sadly, neither keyboard works well with my adult male fingers.

Initially, my friend and myself (LG and Nokia users) were puzzled by the small slot for entering messages. Larger grey area on screen above looks like where you'd text on any other phone. For 4 hours after inserting my SIM and paying for a data plan I was without data -- seemingly until I got a message from Blackberry confirming that my phone was registered. What's that all about? I don't wish to use so-called Blackberry Internet Service, I'm paying EE.

BB manual refers to wireless but means wireless telephony, not wifi. Confusion extends to the fact that actual wifi doesn't work unless mobile data is switched on. Oh, and BB maps don't work unless you have data plan. Nokia's excellent maps worked (slowly) on GPS alone -- which better when lost in wilderness ?

I want Google maps. BB app store wants money for a BB version. While Google site displays no sign of BB support, download app anyway as it's free -- and it works. Then I want the My EE app for tracking usage -- downloading via phone from BB store they say that (fake) email address I've given for BB ID will henceforth be my email address. No, I may want to add push email later.

Instead, download My EE via BB suite on a PC. But BB installs a new version of the ID software and a new desktop suite. When it finishes after about 15 minutes this permits me to download My EE. However, install rebooted the phone twice (3.5 minutes x2). I think I'll stay away from BB sites if poss.

How is the phone to use, aside from mad keyboard ? Actually, not bad -- setup screens are fairly logical (compared to Nokia) and comprehensive. Frequent reminders that inbuilt memory is full -- clearly too small for a system where stuff remain resident when you think you've finished with it. Touchscreen is overcrowded with duplicate icons. As a phone -- well my friend sometimes sounded like she was calling from under water when using the BB. I suspect noise cancelling isn't good. Battery is also too small -- normal user would charge every day. With similar use Nokia E71 with 3 year old battery lasted 2 to 3 days.

Now BB wants to sell a phone for £600. And I'm lukewarm about one that was free ?

Microsoft: Surface a failure? No, it made us STRONGER

Fihart

What doesn't kill you.....

...only makes you stronger.

Is this their business plan ?

THE TRUTH about beaver arse milk in your cakes: There's nothing vanilla about vanilla

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Re: But is it kosher ? @ Andrew Moore

It was a joke, it doesn't have to be anatomically precise.

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But is it kosher ?

This vanilla issue reminds me of the joke about kosher honey -- "How can something that came out of a bees arse be kosher ?"

Microsoft puts something hard and sensitive in your pocket

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Military grade security = horrible to deal with ?

Having recently downgraded from a pre-Microsoft Nokia to a Blackberry my experience of updating the OS, my Blackberry ID, the desktop software and then downloading an app was so slow and elaborate I nearly aborted the process thinking it had locked-up.

Hope that the Winphones follow the more efficient and user-friendly Nokia tradition rather than Microsoft (or Blackberry) overbearing attitude to users.

Not that I know more than one person who's bought a Microsoft/Nokia (Mokia ?) -- all I see on my travels are iPhones, Samsungs and Blackberries.

OK, so we paid a bill late, but did BT have to do this?

Fihart

BT increasingly aggressive

I normally pay my BT bill within a month of receipt so I was annoyed when after 14 days I got a robot phone call telling me to pay the bill or face (unspecified) consequences. Presumably this is cheaper than sending out a second printed bill but it is the opposite of good customer relations.

In fact the last time they called like this my phone line malfunctioned the next day and, when restored, my first call was to BT for an assurance that this was nothing to do with the threatening phone call.

I explained that my landline was of marginal use these days -- with public internet access and smartphones -- and had they cut off my service deliberately, I would be terminating the account unpaid on grounds of breach of contract. They assured me the disconnection was a coincidence, but as far as I am concerned, BT are on notice that their days of charging royally and adding a premium for not using direct debit are numbered in our household.

Microsoft announces iPad amnesty for fanbois

Fihart

New lamps for old ?

If I correctly misremember the Arabian Nights tale, the exchange wasn't such a good deal. In fact the genie's out of the bottle -- the Surface is a Turkey.

Zuck off, Zuck: Brit duo's JustDelete.Me nukes clingy web accounts

Fihart

bloody minded intrusiveness

Hotmail: words to the effect that "we need your phone number in case you lose your password and you have 7 days to comply" Not bloody likely, mate. Yahoo tried this some months ago and gave up, presumably because most people smelled a rat and refused..

Blackberry: words to effect that "If you want to download from our app store via your phone you must give your Blackberry ID. The email address you gave for your ID (in my case fake) will be regarded as your email address for your phone" So, no good if I want to set up push email.

Instead, downloaded via PC and router which did not seem to impose this but did insist on downloading fresh install software and fresh ID software to phone, rebooting the phone (very slowly) twice. It all took an age and has totally put me off using the Blackberry app store. Similar truculence at every point in dealing with Blackberry. No wonder they are headed for the boneyard.

Apple ships new iPods in 'SPAAAAACE ... Gray'

Fihart

Anyone buys iPods anymore ?

Good player, stupid iTunes. Last week had to restore iPod which had been corrupted, taken to Apple Store who reformatted it -- to Mac, not Windows which it had been used with.

Tried to restore via oldish existing iTunes installation but this (for some reason) insisted on getting an update, but could not connect to Apple's server (presumably address changed.

So downloaded new version of iTunes, which insisted on Service Pack 2 being added to WinXP (not previously updated because this PC is virtually unused). Whole operation took a morning.

Now compare with Sony MP3 player -- works unmodified with Windows or Mac, add music files without installing any software on PC, just drag and drop files.

Why would anyone buy an iPod ?

Amazon to offer FREE smartphone?

Fihart

Re: The name's already taken.

Well, you're right in respect of sales, but the XF which has vastly outsold cars offered under Ford's stewardship was engineered under Ford. For example, the styling broadly follows Ford's European look.

The problem facing Tata may be to come up with a replacement.

If the F-Type sports car is a guide they should do pretty well

Fihart

The name's already taken.

Henry Ford II (1917-87) son of Edsel and pretty effective boss of the company. Note how Ford has weathered the economic forces which have pared down GM and how Ford husbanded Jaguar, Aston Martin and Volvo while Saab died in GM's hands. The difference was Ford was run by car guys like Henry II while GM had bean counters at the helm.

I suspect parallels may be drawn with Amazon/Google and Microsoft -- the latter has lately been a mainly destructive force.

Not sure I agree with Henry's his famous saying "Don't Complain, Don't Explain" But I like the legend that when Enzo wouldn't sell Ferrari to Ford, Henry II got Lola to build the Ford GT40 which, with help from Carroll Shelby, soon beat Ferrari at Le Mans.

New! Yahoo! logo! shows! Marissa! Meyer's! personal! touch!

Fihart

Fuckwits.

Never mind the logo Yahooooo!!!, try listening to your remaining customers. Given recent reliability, performance, spam and account hijack problems with Mail, you certainly won't be getting any new customers.

Windows 8.1 to freeze out small business apps

Fihart

Am I missing something here ?

Correct me, but does this mean that Win 8.1 users won't be able to choose what software they run on their computers unless it has been approved by or supplied via Microsoft ?

If so we're talking Anti-Trust. And, anyway, who with any computer know-how would choose an operating system which reduces choice to that extent. Well, I don't count Apple users.

If I'm half right, MS are worse than I thought -- and are gambling with their future.

Decks and plugs and rock and roll: Tascam CD-A750 cassette and CD combo

Fihart

Self defeating Disc Tax

"Audio CD-R" discs are hard to find and retail for much more than data CD-R which became a cheap commodity while Audio version remained a tiny niche market. In reality the only difference between the Audio CD-R and a regular data CD-R is some code on the Audio disc which the recorder recognises.

The idea of the "tax" (actually a small amount before the above market factors came into play) was to compensate record companies (and musicians ?) for anticipated losses due to pirating of albums using such machines. But the recorders were expensive and unreliable. And they didn't sell because it's quicker to rip CD albums and copy them on a computer.

So the main buyers of CD recorders were musicians recording their own work. Thus, the Audio CD-R price premium penalised only those it was supposed to protect -- but that's tax for you !

I have Philips CD and Sony recorders which I use for transcribing vinyl to CD. I use Audio CD-Rs bought very cheap in flea markets or occasional end-of-line offers at stores. It's possible to use data CD-Rs on a recorder, with a little ingenuity. Involves leaving the recorder's case open and some deft swapping of discs once the Audio CD-R has been recognised. Simpler method is to use Audio CD-RW disc in the recorder but then copy the RW onto regular data discs on a computer. A quick wipe and the Audio CD-RW can be reused ad infinitum. So, as usual, tax avoidance or evasion wins.

'WTF! MORONS!' Yahoo! Groups! redesign! traumatises! users!

Fihart

Not listening, na, na, na

"We deeply value how much you, our users, care about Yahoo! "

Like f*ck they do.

Exactly the same happened with Yahoo Mail. Everyone was happy with it (despite a few limitations) but they tried to shift us to a ugly newer version. Most people had a look and reverted. Recently they made the change compulsory.

Having wasted a weekend restoring broken iPod I am fed up with software nazis like iTunes. Yahoo who had my goodwill are beginning to lose it.

Are you for reel? How the Compact Cassette struck a chord for millions

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Re: Horrible, horrible, horrible! @pPPPP

Yep, decent player essential. Sony Walkman Pro served me well as a car player in mid 1980s -- installed an amp behind the blank for car radio -- nothing visible to steal.

Also as main home recorder, I seldom used it as a "Walk"man because it was so heavy but these were a favourite with journalists. Main virtue was hub drive (no wow and no belt to fail) and decent headphone which I still use with a Sony MP3 player and an iPod.

Behind the candelabra: Power cut sends Britain’s boxes back to the '70s

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Dai Woo

The famous Welsh Korean (though his cars now seem to be Chevrolets ?) actually makes rather good microwaves.

Friend has had his fancypants one in stainless steel for about ten years. My more modest model was rescued from behind a bankrupt Kosovan cafe in N. London bearing the scars of heat from the industrial toaster previously parked below it in the caff. Still going strong some years later in daily use.

Ex-Windows chief Sinofsky flogs brains to Valley startups

Fihart

No explanation necessary.

" Sinofsky left Microsoft abruptly and without explanation midway through the launch of his own big products, Windows 8 and the Surface tablet PC.....".

Facebook strips away a bit more of your privacy – but won't say why

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Re: Deception

Having seen the number of cat pix on Zuckerbook I put my account up in my cat's name. It was surprisingly difficult to come up with an original name as so many other people had gone the same way. If Suckerbook ever tried to prune out the fakes, the ad revenue would be hit due to the vastly decreased user base.

As for asking for phone numbers, they must be kidding. Especially in the US where (I gather) cellphone users can end up paying for calls received !!

Android chief leaves Google for Chinese fork seller Xiaomi

Fihart

Getting as far away as pos

Okay, so your ex is dating the boss. Time for a new "career chapter" -- the opposite side of the planet.

Why Teflon Ballmer had to go: He couldn't shift crud from Windows 8, Surface

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Re: Hehe.

@ Daniel B.

".....especially right now that there's no real alternative to Windows on the desktop....."

It is quite astonishing that Microsoft plough on with Windows8 as its only operating system available for consumer laptops and desktops. It's clear that people have not upgraded to Win8 on existing computers and probably are not prepared to pay the extra for a new touchscreen model.

It is disastrous for the PC makers that because of Microsoft's bullying, all the consumer PCs available in high street stores have Windows 8 on them.

Fortunately for consumers, the obvious alternative is Apple -- dearer but much prettier and easier to use. Though I wouldn't want an Apple at that price, I equally wouldn't recommend anyone to buy a PC with Win8 on it.

Win 8.1 is a sticking plaster. Perhaps with 8allmer going someone there will have the courage to produce what consumers need -- a regular Windows with the promised performance boost of 8 but an interface for keyboard and mouse.

What Surface RT flop? Nokia said to be readying WinRT slab for September

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appease in our time

There doesn't seem to be any good reason for this product to be brought into existence, except to appease their masters at Microsoft.

Top 10 Steve Ballmer quotes: '%#&@!!' and so much more

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Re: F*ck you attitude. @Chris Bedford

Experienced the deliberately introduced annoyances when using an iPod with iTunes, so aside from cost, avoid Apple products.

Fihart

F*ck you attitude.

Is evident in many of the quotes and it well reflects the Microsoft attitude to other businesses, consumers and government.

I didn't realise how well it also reflected the company's attitude to its staff, but the responses from them to the Vanity Fair article on MS and Ballmer suggests that the place is a snake pit where individuals are fighting the system and each other rather than working as a team "....focused on empowering customers in the activities they value most." (to quote the clearest humbug in Ballmer's farewell announcement).

This is an unpleasant bullying company run by unpleasant bullying creatures intent on dis-empowering each other and everyone else (just read their EULAs) -- unsurprisingly this has not always produced the desired results. The recent flops suggest that with this arrogance to the outside world and fractures within, chickens are coming home to roost.

Hopefully, in time we will be entirely rid of this ugly behemoth (and I don't just mean Ballmer).

Germany warns: You just CAN'T TRUST some Windows 8 PCs

Fihart

Nothing to fear unless you have something to hide....

Fortunately for the rest of the world the Germans have a lot of commercial data to secure against US industrial espionage.

Germany and (hopefully Europe) will call foul on this and threaten Microsoft's business in Government and Commerce IT.

The very idea that an OS company can dictate hardware design in a manner which potentially damages users should have anti-trust implications, as well.

Every day in every way Microsoft is coming closer to its own destruction.

Fihart

Re: Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse..@Tom35

Add Windows Genuine Advantage to that list of names which mean the opposite.

US court: Dell can't hound debtor with robocalls to her mobile

Fihart

Dell's downfall ?

Well, would you buy a second time from a company which behaved like that ?

As for nuisance sales calls, I listen to the stupid message (that's entirely irrelevant to me) and always press 5 or whatever "to speak to one of our agents". Then walk away from phone and maybe put on the radio in the background so the salesman who finally picks up the call is, hopefully, nonplussed. Sometimes they call back later in person -- the result is you have wasted even more of their time than they have of yours.

I don't know where the idea that businesses have some right to randomly call people's homes gained traction, but as children we called that "knock down ginger" (running down a street randomly ringing doorbells and running away).

BILLION DOLLAR BALLMER: Microsoft chief makes $1bn simply by quitting

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the money is part of the problem

When basically uncultured people like Ballmer luck out and get rich they assume it's due to their own brilliance and become autocrats. Were the same people reasonably comfortably off they would perhaps remain in touch with reality.

Microsoft's conduct towards customers, other businesses and government shows that it has believed itself untouchable. Fortunately, they haven't been so lucky with their monopoly marketing approach once faced with serious competition from Sony, Apple, Google, Amazon. As they can't buy up and destroy those rivals Microsoft will have to change. From what I've read from ex-employees, the company culture is both destructive of initiative and unwieldy so it will take a radical change of leadership style to slowly turn the company from its seemingly disastrous course.

Lenovo to ship all new PCs with Start Menu replacement

Fihart

And I thought Lenovo were a safe choice.

But obviously the same sort of idiots slugging their computers with crapware.

If they had any balls they'd call Redmond and tell them to sort out W8 or let them continue installing W7.

They wouldn't be the first to make that call, apparently.

'Hacked' estate agency Foxtons breaks glass, pulls password reset cord

Fihart

Couldn't happen to a nicer firm.

(as above)

Japan's unwanted IT workers dumped in 'forcing-out rooms'

Fihart

Re: Think Sony has dropped content management.

@ Cyborg

Paid in biscuits.

Fihart

Think Sony has dropped content management.

“Sony keeps focusing on the development of sound quality, even though many users hate Sony’s music content management software"

I have a Sony NWZ series MP3 player and if you don't install the provided CD on your computer, it can be used as a simple drag and drop device.

The player looks and sounds great and was much cheaper than an iPod.

Above all, no bloody iTunes. Sadly I have to "manage" a technophobe friend's iPod and end up swearing at iTunes every time !

Dr Dre's Beats plans to drop HTC, hook up with rich mate – report

Fihart

Who is this Doctor Dre ?

Is it some popular beat combo ?

Have Sennheiser PX100 -- gift because feckless owner couldn't untangle the cable.

Sennheisers good but a bit bass heavy (as is the current taste ?), so prefer Sony MDR40 bought in 1986 and rewired several times since.

Fanbois taught to use Apple's new killer app: Microsoft Windows

Fihart

Like with Unlike.

Apple may just be demonstrating Windows under the Mac OS to show how goddamned ugly Windows is by comparison (and weird if you count Win8).

Having said that, I would not buy Apple stuff unless I won the lottery -- and I don't play the lottery.

Fear the JOBZILLA! 150ft STATUE of Steve planned 'lest fanbois forget'

Fihart

Pigeon target for time immemorial.

@AC "If it is on private land, hopefully Man+dog will be able to forget about it for the rest of time"

But pigeons will remember to shit on his black polo shirt. Think how much that would annoy him.

Fihart

Ego from beyond the grave...

As if Jobs wasn't enough of an egomaniac in life.

What next, statue commemorating Steve 8allmer's career death?

Microsoft warns of post-April zero day hack bonanza on Windows XP

Fihart

Re: Microsoft FAIL

Exactly.

An OS which does its job and doesn't hog resources.

If Microsoft can't (or perhaps can) see this it's because it would lead to widespread layoffs at Redmond, probably couldn't command a hefty retail price and wouldn't create a (mythical) $12bn sales opportunity for hardware sellers.

But I guess we can dream. Or switch to Linux.

Fihart

Re: Of course, there is ONE solution... @ITS Retired

"XP, half the size, twice as fast, with much better security"

Never mind Open Source. If only MS had just done that itself instead of wasting effort on snazzy (read tasteless) new looks to Windows.

In fact, the preoccupation with interface over underlying efficiency is probably a product of the unholy alliance with an Intel wishing to shift faster processors.

Fihart

Size matters. @Martin 47

" Well XP will be running on my old laptop for as long as I can keep it going, no other operating system plays nicely"........

Too right.

I don't plan on scrapping my modestly powered netbook. It's the size of an iPad, but with a sensible keyboard.

I quite like Win7 but enormous and unusable on my older kit.

So XP or, finally, reluctantly, Linux.

Bureaucrats foil Nestlé's bid to TRADEMARK KitKat's chocolatey digits

Fihart

Re: imitation Toblerone

Not difficult. My impression is that the choc used in Toblerone is way different to that used when I was a kid. And not better.

Sainsbury do a "mountain bar" and it's pretty good.

Fihart

Nestle, the finger of guilt.

Whether it's Shreddies or Quality Street the Swiss monster has sucked up the company and sucked out the quality. Rowntree was a benevolent firm though it had already swallowed good Scottish confectioners like Duncan (Walnut Whip) and Mackintosh (Rolo etc).

What what were once called Malted Shreddies have dropped the word Malted from the pack and I now buy Sainsbury's Shreddies-alike in preference.

Quality Street (to be fair, never very good chocs) now inedible to me.

Much the same at Cadbury, even before the Kraft takeover.

Oddly, Mars products seem to retain their quality.

Lawsuit claims Microsoft misled investors in Surface RT fiasco

Fihart

The warning signs were there....

Just wait 'til investors realise what a mess Windows8 has turned out to be.

MS had plenty of warnings from users of beta version of 8. Investors could have seen the same warning signs had they read comments on tech sites.

As for Surface and varients, MS has a bad record on me-too products like Zune. As soon as Surface prices were revealed (and the mindless, empty, ads) perceptive shareholders would have jumped ship.

'Abel, you're fired!' Hear AOL supremo axe exec during conference call

Fihart

Look at Patch and you'll see the problem.

Patch attempts to create "local" news sites with attendant advertising.

The flaw in the business model is that successful local sites grow from the grassroots, rather than being parachuted in from a large corporation headquartered elsewhere.

Just looking at one of them (and there may be better ones) I could almost hear the tumbleweeds bowling through.

The desperate tone of the CEO is evident in the clip, and no wonder !