* Posts by Charlie Clark

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Hate e-scooters? Join the club of the pals of 190 riders in Austin TX who ended up in hospital

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Re: Make helmets mandatory - oh wait, we can't

In my experience the vast majority of cyclists are fine and generally play by the rules. Yes, there are always some knob jockeys who are going to endanger themselves and others. But they'll probably do this with whatever form of transport they're using, so it's not much basis for policy.

Back to the hipsters on VC-funded toys: these are very cheap to make in China and have a builtin collection & recharge business model. From The Economist last year:

Another aspect of the model is that people can make money by charging them. Freelance “bird hunters” pick up scooters with empty batteries and plug them in at home. The startup pays between $5 and $25 per vehicle charged, depending on how hard they are to find (the locations of “dead” scooters are shown in another app). Charging mostly happens at night and the vehicles must be back on the street in specified locations before 7am the next day. That Bird and other firms can outsource this activity explains why they have been able to launch their services so quickly in so many cities.

Clearly an unsustainable bit of arbitrage but should run long enough to qualify as "blitz scale" which will bring an exit either through an IPO or takeover, and more savers will find their savings have been whizzed away.

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Re: Make helmets mandatory - oh wait, we can't

Try and fall from a bike while standing and hitting your head: the physics are very much against it. It's no coincidence that in the whole history of the Tour de France there has only been one fatal head injury (one too many, I know) where one guy hit his head on a kerb going downhill. Even crashes at over 70 km/h in the sprints do not result in head injuries, though the injuries they do cause are bad enough. These are almost always the result of collisions with other vehicles.

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Re: Make helmets mandatory - oh wait, we can't

There's no dispute with the head injuries argument. However, it is often the only argument when other injuries are far more frequent. It neatly shifts the blame away from road planning to the victims.

You can do funny things with statistics but, for example, head injuries in The Netherlands where virtually no one wears helmets are very low, especially compared with somewhere without traffic segregation such as in the US. It's some time ago but I remember reading about the relatively high incidence of fatal cycling injuries in Portland in Oregon where the cyclists get mown down by crossing vehicles.

In summary, I'm not going to argue that helmets don't save lives, just that there is too much attention focussed on them instead of road safety.

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Re: Make helmets mandatory - oh wait, we can't

Helmets are the red herring of road safety.

Helmets won't help in many accidents such as when people brake arms and legs, etc.; or crash into pedestrians, cyclists or other hipsters. Reducing the maximum speed would be much more effective, as is separating traffic streams.

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Re: Darwin's old friend Mr Crap Design strikes again

This, and where the centre of gravity is, is something that the designer of the Segway realised.

However, the Silicon Valley VC industry saw scooters as useful for going up hills in San Francisco and decided that they were what the world was waiting for: the answer to pollution, global warming, cancer and presumably inceleb. They have since been lobbying hard around the world to get these things approved, including bribing the German Transport Minister – thank fuck he's not the one responsible for local bye-laws.

If the thing you were doing earlier is 'drop table' commands, ctrl-c, ctrl-v is not your friend

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Looks like you should spend more time in MySQL's "error messages only annoy" shell.

mysql> rollback;

Query OK, 0 rows affected (0,01 sec)

Is pretty much all you can expect to see.

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Re: Shortcut curious...

I still always quote and post: who wants the punchline before the joke?

Interestingly, some colleagues are increasingly top-posting in Outlook but announcing at the top that they're answering inline. I think this has something to do with the fact that you can really quote and post properly in Outlook.

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Re: Shortcut curious...

DOS and OS/2 used CTRL+INS and SHIFT+INS – that's what the DEL and INS keys are on the keyboard for. The DOS box in Windows supported them for a while then MS disabled them and made us do everything via the menu. Reasonably pleased to see in Windows 10 that keyboard shortcuts (of whatever flavour) have returned.

I also seem to recall there was quite a hoohah when Microsoft decided to repurpose CTRL + C for copying when they brought Windows out.

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Re: The CLI is not your friend, in such situations...

There are lots of situations where you might not be able to use a GUI. The alarm bells should start ringing here with:

ssh production.system
Firstly, this kind of action on a production system should always go through some kind of tested code. It says there was more or less no admin interface, which tells us a lot about the company and the team. In any case, it does not take long to knock up the relevant SQL for this kind of thing and test it a bit.

Secondly, with different users you can prevent the data update user from trashing the structure by not giving it the permissions to do so.

But I'm not going to pretend I'm perfect and I that I haven't made mistakes even production systems.

'Software delivered to Boeing' now blamed for 737 Max warning fiasco

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That might have made regulators think that the 737 Max was something other than just an upgrade and might, you know, need proper testing before certification. And where are the bonuses in that?

The Year Of Linux On The Desktop – at last! Windows Subsystem for Linux 2 brings the Linux kernel into Windows

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Re: But why?

Here it should be rein

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Re: But why?

It's unlikely you're going to want to run Linux software on Windows, but the subsystem/VM will make it easier for some people to develop for Linux on Windows. Contrary to what many people believe, running Linux on modern hardware isn't perfect. Not that I think that the real risk is MS using this retake the desktop, the real threat is the dominanc of the cloud provider, locking everything down in "services".

Rocket Lab picks up the pace while SpaceX sends a Dragon to the Space Station

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Re: Kudos for mentioning Iron Sky

I don't think there's that much wrong with spacesuit designs from the 60s. Any changes are likely to be limited to materials and mechanics. But I'm also not sure if the suits being used on the ISS are suitable for moon work.

But the main point is: sending meatware to the moon has been shown to be expensive, dangerous and of little value (in itself) apart from PR.

Anyway, Trump has probably already long forgotten about it so no need to worry until the next big sci-fi film comes out, or the Chinese send something.

Self-taught Belgian bloke cracks crypto conundrum that was supposed to be uncrackable until 2034

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I never suggested parallelisation.

If someone can pay for FPGAs then the NSA can pay for more and better ones and even get silicon etched. Once you have a system that can run "fast enough", this can be used to verify other attempts and shortcuts. IIRC this is what happened as soon as a proof of concept for hacking GSM encryption was developed.

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The two are equally deserving because they demonstrate that the initial assumption was flawed. I may have missed it but it looks both solutions are using brute force. Even without someone discovering a mathematical shortcut, always a possibility, this suggests that with a slightly bigger hardware budget (like that of the NSA) the problem could be solved even faster.

May Day! PM sacks UK Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson for Huawei 5G green-light 'leak'

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Re: Whens

But what about those isotopes? Not much point in stockpiling them, is there?

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Re: Not Good Enough

There is a difference between the political and legal aspects. By sacking him without an official criminal investigation May has accrued political damage. Whereas if he were to be charged after a police investigation he would be forced to resign and face trial and potential imprisonment.

The point also stands: are secrets that are publically known still stands? That's for the courts to decide.

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Re: Not Good Enough

But is leaking what is already essentially known really something to get that upset about?

If this a crime, then by all means, throw the book at him and have him sent down. As it is this looks like more weak leadership by Mrs Strong-n-Stable and will come at with a high political price.

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Re: "May seems to be determined to do a reprise of Downfall "

I think he has a point: They both like to pretend they have principles but their actions say otherwise. And their backgrounds aren't that dissimilar either.

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Re: About time too

OTOH Mordaunt is also a fruitcake's fruitcake and likely to be about as loyal to the Prime Minister as the rest of them.

The leak didn't really tell anyone anything they didn't already know so the sacking is an over-reaction of an already embattled Prime Minister. Meanwhile Grayling has still got his job, presumably because he can't find the way out.

Cali Right-to-Repair law dropped, cracks screen, has to be taken to authorized repair shop

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Here rein. You can sort or remember that kings and queens reign because of the G in Elizabeth Regina, assuming you have enough Latin.

NordVPN rapped by ad watchdog over insecure public Wi-Fi claims

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Re: They aren't completely wrong

Once your device is connected to the VPN it should be insulated from local network traffic.

I don't think NordVPN is perfect but with governments and advertisers planning ever more invasive measures I'm beginning to regard the ads as a kind of public information campaign. Just like eventually all websites switched to https (okay, not all have), if everyone starts running a VPN then certain parties will have to work a little bit harder to snoop on everyone all the time.

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A lot of public wifis do collect and analyse the data (URLs, ip addresses, etc.) of users. Using a VPN will stop them doing this and it is a good idea to use one in hotels, cafés, airports, etc.. As "free" wifi networks often need to hijack your DNS in order to get you sign in, you have Biggest problem with many VPNs is that it is very difficult to be sure they're not collecting your data. Five eyes, etc. generally means they operate outside US jurisdiction.

There's NordVPN odd about this, right? Infosec types concerned over strange app traffic

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Re: Probably fine, handled badly

I'm inclined to agree with you. VPNs do like to run bogus traffic to fool "deep packet inspection" by various networks.

I think the risks for us users are in the inability of verifying whether they do actually collect and retain any data although they say they don't.

President Trump sits down with Twitter boss for crunch talks: Why am I losing followers?

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Re: Hellbanning

but the electoral college is so screwed up…

…to make sure landowners never get outvoted.

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Re: My personal difficulty with Mr. Trump's statements --

The sad thing is that his outbursts are both indicative of his narcissism and part of a rhetorical strategy. By all accounts Trump is not stupid but has a very short attention span and is extremely sensitive to criticism, he also thinks the office of the president is closer to what it was intended to be (a better king) than the actual constitution permits.

But the launching of unsubstantiated claims has been demonstrated to be effective, because it sows doubt even if the claims can be easily demonstrated to be false. What is important for many of his supporters is that he appears to be standing up to the "elite", who they feel keep telling them how to live. This makes him "one of us" even though the poor little golfing rich-kid patently isn't. America has a long and ugly history of anti-intellectualism.

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Re: Boo

Unfortunately, he is one of the many fuckwits who've bought into "neo-Con" populist agenda that is selectively blind to the laws and consitution that, while flawed (and which country's aren't?), have provided such remarkable stability.

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Re: Apropos, separate comment.

Or just being a twat.

It's your what in a box? Here's a thing to make your bosses think about malware responses

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Re: Exercise of the Pox

So, it's not a new version of executive Farmsville.

PS. That quote about cybersecurity and administrators is disturbingly inaccurate. Good admins will be reluctant to patch ever for reasons of stability and good cybersecurity bods will mistrust any patch they didn't write themselves. They are generally united against ill-thought out fads from above.

Behold, the insides of Samsung's Galaxy Fold: The phone that tears down all on its own

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Re: @Cavehomme_

What the report basically says is: the technology does work but they need to find a way to seal the hinge. The result might be less "aesthetically pleasing" but still work and vindicate all the mechanical testing Samsung did.

The peelable, foldable phone has become the great white whale of tech

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Re: Good reasonable and balanced.

Andrew's articles are usually worth reading. He has blown cold and hot over the foldables, having been initially very sceptical about the whole category and scathing of the price. It's not fashionable in the instagram age but there is nothing wrong with wait and see.

Now here's a Galaxy far, far away: Samsung stalls Fold rollout after fold-able screens break in hands of reviewers

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Re: What happened to testing?

To be honest, we know that lots of testing has been done with these phones. We don't really know the problem with the review phones, especially whether it can be fixed or not.

BBM is dead, long live BBMe: Encrypted chat plat opened up to all as consumer version burns

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Re: I prefer

I like Signal, too but BBM is better for groups, which you can't really manage with Signal. But there are other alternatives which are less likely to be thrown to the wolves: Threema, for example, has a dedicated business product.

Supreme Court of UK gives Morrisons the go-ahead for mega data leak liability appeal

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Part of the problem is that, if vicarious liability goes too far, a disgruntled employee could do something that will bring down the entire company due to inability to afford the damages.

Not in the UK it couldn't. And even in the US, where payouts can be unlimited, this rarely happens and even it's likely, Chapter 11 is a handy card to play: look at the utility in California that played it over the forest fires.

But criminal liability is a separate issue from any form of reparation. The lack of it can be seen in the farce currently being played out in Germany over VW's egregious rule-breaking: public companies can in Germany not be held criminally liable. Difficult to argue in favour of that I think.

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I think this is about the degree of liability and whether sufficient precautions were indeed taken; and in the case of someone in the payroll department being able to dump personal details so easily, this does not seem to be the case.

Companies find it often very easy to pin the blame on "rogue" individuals. The banks did this over LIBOR and Wall Street apparently over ever had a few "rogue" traders during the financial crisis.

Surprising absolutely no one at all, Samsung's folding-screen phones knackered within days

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Re: Extremely poor

Utter tosh. Industrial design has always been in-house at Apple and that's the very important part when it comes to having things like phone screens which don't die within 24 hours.

And designing cases that can be turned into Faraday cages at the touch of a finger. Apple has absolutely no input on how screensare made (it regularly runs beauty contests and then drives a hard bargain over volumes) but it does have an impressive mastery supply chain and component QA. But, outside the silicon, Apple has largely being playing technological catch up for the last 5 years.

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Re: Extremely poor

So explain how they've managed to release a $2k phone that breaks after 1 day?

Sorry, but your cherry picking of a single example does not constitute an argument. I'm not defending Samsung over the phone. While I think it's an interesting idea, I along with many others, have highlighted the risks inherent in the design. I also think it's worth withholding judgement for a while.

However, the phone is not the sum result of Samsung's R&D which covers a huge range of electronic developments: AMOLED screens, CPU design & production, memory chips, batteries, etc. but also in other areas where the Chaebol is active such as healthcare.

You admit yourself that the company spends a lot on R&D, but why should the effectiveness be judged on a single product?

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Re: Extremely poor

Samsung has got to be one of the most ineffective companies when it comes to R&D.

It has a very impressive track record across a whole range of industries. The company can be criticised for many things but R&D is one are where it's generally considered to have an excellent record.

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Silicon Valley Bubble

Ed Zitron (whoever he is) says:In reality there’s no way for Samsung to come back from this situation without seriously delaying or canceling the Galaxy Fold entirely.

I think this tells us as much about the Silicon Valley bubble as anything else. The reports certainly don't look good but if the problem can be identified and fixed (big ifs), there's no reason to suggest that Samsung can't do well with the device. Meanwhile the Valley prepares to launch Pinterest on the stock market. A browser bookmarking service valued at $ 10 bn. Sure, it doesn't have to worry about mechanical failures, but where's the value proposition again? And if that particular unicorn doesn't take your fancy then the VCs have plenty more in their stables for your pension fund manager to invest your savings in.

China Mobile, you can kiss good Pai to America: FCC to ban 'spy risk' telco from US

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I don't see how anyone can pay any attention at all to either China's rhetoric, or to their behavior (Belt & Road, China Sea expansion, South America actions) can doubt that they view the US with hostility

You missed out Africe and southern and eastern Europe. Chine only really considers America's pacific fleets and bases as threatening, and you can forgive them for thinking that when you consider all the boots on the ground just in Korea and Japan. But China has no real military ambitions in the area, apart from perhaps warming up the odd century old border grievance. It's all about access to resources and expanding its markets. Which is pretty much the same as America's coca cola hegemony and the continuation of the Monroe Doctrine. Let's call it the Manchu Doctrine!

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Re: Cronyism

I think he's just warming up: he really wants to establish a dynasty. Stuff the executive will acting appointees and roll over the deadlines while the courts get packed with judges picked by the KKK right-thinking people of America and continue to nibble at the separation of powers.

Meanwhile left-leaning states can start examining the possibility of secession (will never happen) and challenge in the courts.

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Re: Cronyism

Then they ARE doing their job.

Rubber stamping what the executive is doing is not the oversight as the constitution defines it. The primary system is also a relatively new part of the political system. Probably time to replace it with something else: ban all forms of political advertising and go back to beauty contests at state fairs! It will at least save some money. You'll still get a bunch of Charlies (sic) and Conmen elected.

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Re: Cronyism

Problem is, EVERYONE is full of cronies.

True, but that's also false relativism. Trump's promises to "drain the swamp" ring even hollower than they did at the time when you look at some of the placemen. Of course, if Congress and particularly the Senate was doing its job, then things might be a bit different. But polarisation of the electorate means that too many (on both sides of the political debate) are scared of deselection in their primaries.

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Cronyism

The FCC is always full of cronies. Fortunately, it doesn't actually do much so the Orange One is able to use it for some good sound bites about how he's fighting for the working American…

In the meantime he hopes to install Stephen Moore and Herman Cain on the board of the Federal Reserve. That really should have everyone worried!

Server at web host 1&1 Ionos decides to take unscheduled day off, sinks a bunch of sites

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The parent company, United Internet, is one Germany's biggest hosting companies and also runs things like the GMX mail system. I'm not their biggest fan but the servers are generally considered to be very reliable.

Google hits brand slam stamping AMP with more crypto glam

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Re: How to make web pages load faster

Indeed, third part JS-libraries are the biggest problem for most websites as various discussions on httparchive.org demonstrate.

Microsoft debuts Bosque – a new programming language with no loops, inspired by TypeScript

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Re: What's Wrong With a Loop?

But on a larger scale the program's intentions become unintelligible.

Right, but in the example mentioned it seemed a reasonable choice to get that job done as opposed as to trying to crowbar a different approach into the language.

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Re: the worst of all worlds...

And how is this better than Python for doing that sort of thing?

While Python isn't functional, it has functional elements. However, I don't think these pass muster for the functional purists.

As usual, it's horses for courses. There are situations when you want immutable data structures and algorithmic precision, and there are situations where you want more flexibility.

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Re: so it's...

Erlang and Haskell want their headlines back! And doesn't MS already have a functional language with F?

Google readies Pixel for the masses, but are the masses ready for Pixel?

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Re: I can't say that I'm trusting of Google hardware

I've got a relatively low allowance for data and use an alert and the settings to control it.

Turning Bluetooth off is not really going to save much power (the periodic wake up scans use hardly any juice), but I agree, if it's off it should stay off and that is my experience. My scepticism is related to unreliable users saying they have (or haven't done this or that) and I was trying to suggest how they may have enbaled something without being aware of it.