* Posts by Charlie Clark

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Apple's iPhone X won't experience the joy of 6...

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Re: Numbers

Analysts rarely go out on a limb (for a range of reasons) so they stick with the herd.

Have an extra upvote just for this: no investor wants to hear bad news.

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Re: I've never believed this year would be the next iPhone "supercycle"

The 8 won't be driving upgrades, the only new feature it adds is wireless charging which is pretty meh.

Au contraire: wireless charging is becoming standard for other high-end phones so Apple had to react and adopt it (as they did with bigger screens for the 6). The Apple Galaxy X face sensor thingy doesn't seem to excite anything like as much, at least if the fanbois I know are anything to go by.

Whichever way it goes with the X Apple will try and spin it as a win. If they sell anywhere near 200m in a year it then it's hard to argue against, even if expectations are disappointed: "supply constraints" are always a good excuse. And if it bombs like the 5c then it will be quickly, and quietly, buried with whatever "magical" technology it contains due to be reheated in next year's models.

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Apple's biggest problem with the Apple Galaxy is probably having to share more of the profits with the phone's maker: Samsung. While Apple has been investing in SoC development, most of the rest of the phone depends on Samsung's technological prowess with the screen being the most obvious example.

This also means that Apple is entering the murky waters of functional equivalence: if what I really want is a stonking edge-to-edge OLED screen, why not buy the original?

The X won't be the end of Apple, it's just further evidence that the magic is gone.

Google: This may shock you, but we also banked thousands of dollars to run Russian propaganda

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So what?

The US Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, decided a few years ago that there should be no restrictions on who can run political adverts and how much they spend on them. The cynic might interpret this as suggesting elections be won by the highest bidder. But any student of American political history is likely to note that "it's always been thus".

Given the money being poured into politics by lobbies, special interests and cranks, any outrage over money being spent doing the same by foreign governments is disingenuous at the very least. The real outrage is to call this democracy.

BAE confirms it is slashing 2,000 jobs

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Unfortunately not entirely unexpected

A few years ago BAe made a strategic bet that being part of the US military industrial complex would make them more money than being part of the European military bureaucracy. Surprisingly, the hoped for contracts making for the US never materialised in the expected quantities and that was before the Ginger Kid became president.

There's a lesson in there for others, perhaps.

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

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Re: Traffic Signs

How about the one that wants red cars to drive next to black ones? What about all the colours?

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Re: Not the only one

Indeed.

Pictograms are fundamentally associative and not representational: this is difference with skeuomorphism. I'm sure biologists and architects would be only to happy to point out the problems with the pictograms for fish, elephants and castles.

Frustrated Britons struggle to locate their packages: Royal Mail tracker smacked

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Re: Craptastic

You'll be able to check it on GLS' website after it's been scanned the first time by them.

You might think so but according to Royal Mail it was handed over to GLS on Thursday and GLS is full of the sound of crickets and tumbleweed…

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Craptastic

Even before the weekend the service was shit. Since Friday the package which was "guaranteed to arrive on Saturday" is "on the way to Germany". In theory, I'm supposed to be able to track the package via the partner courier, GLS, except their system has no record of the ID.

I'd like to say that the German parcel system is better but if so, only marginally: it's never been down and never lost ids. When you get your stuff is another matter but that's as much down to too many parcels being sent all the time and drivers being given unrealistic schedules for built up areas. I suspect it's only a matter of time before we're expected to go and collect the stuff directly from the suppliers!

VPN logs helped unmask alleged 'net stalker, say feds

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Re: What is this about?

he was harassing her, harassing the people close to her, trying to libel her and trash her reputation.

I thought we were talking about stalking? Libel and harassment are crimes in their own right.

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What is this about?

I mean, what is internet stalking?

Sounds to me like a sad fuck with too much time on his hands. If he was doing anything of note you'd expect probable cause and standard police work would be pretty effective with any VPN stuff icing on the cake.

Or have I missed something?

Is that a bulge in your pocket or... do you have an iPhone 8+? Apple's batteries look swell

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Cables and chargers

Samsung initially tried to blame the fires on punters not using the official charging cables…

To be fair, this wasn't entirely unreasonable: there a lot of cables, and particularly chargers out there (especially Asia) that don't conform entirely with the specifications and can end up providing a lot more jizz than is safe.

In the end, even though the number of devices with faults reported was comparatively low (< 1000 from the millions sold) Samsung was forced to do a complete and expensive product recall.

Dumb bug of the week: Apple's macOS reveals your encrypted drive's password in the hint box

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Coffee/keyboard

That'll be Amber nectar no doubt?

I think I'd rather drink piss!

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Re: Why, what?

This is exactly the sort of bug you'd expect to miss testing.

Really? If that's the case then you need to rethink your testing regime. Does the specification for the hint field contain a constraint that it must not contain the password?

Blade Runner 2049: Back to the Future – the movies that showed us what's to come

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Typos

Article needs proof-reading.

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Re: "the movies that showed us what's to come"

That's why I smoke and only eat hamburgers…

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Re: Autonomous vehicles

Herbie, NFT

Microsoft Edge shock: Browser opts for Apple WebKit, Google Blink

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Re: "Microsoft said it hasn't ported its EdgeHTML engine"

Edge provides far less headaches for web developers than Safari does.

This is true inasmuch as Safari has taken up Internet Explorer's role of not moving with the times and introducing proprietary extensions directly in the browser. But so what? Edge is a rounding error for web developers.

Google touts Babel Fish-esque in-ear real-time translators. And the usual computer stuff

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Good suggestion but these decisions are often made on the cheapness and ubiquity of components rather than any petty engineering considerations.

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Re: Audio jack

Which makes you think, why didn't they provide a magnetic connection for 3.5mm jack devices?

Not sure you really want magnets there, but, yes the power connections for MacBooks were a great idea. An alternative, mechanical approach would be similar to that developed by Nokia for its phones. I think it was called a "pop-port", Ericsson had something similar. If only the industry had bothered to standardise on something like that… Instead I think 3.5 won out due to the availability of standard components.

USB-C suffers from the same problems because the developers chose to solve the wrong problem. They could have chosen to create a plug that could obviously go one way and concentrated on making the connection robust but also the weakest link so that neither cable nor phone would suffer. Oh well, always hope for the next version…

In the meantime wireless charging is probably going to lead to phones without ports altogether (you can imagine some kind of maintenance port) but an entirely sealed unit will appeal to some.

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Re: Lugholes

Most buds come with covers in different sizes to fit different lugholes. Get those right and they should generally stay in.

Different case when you're on the move in which case the cord really ought to go all the way round so that even if the buds do fall out of your ears, you won't drop them.

Sennheiser got this right with the MM200 but stopped making it for some reason. :-( https://www.bhphotovideo.com/images/images500x500/Sennheiser_MM_200_MM_200_Bluetooth_Headset_612598.jpg

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Re: Audio jack

I've always found connections to a phone a problem when on the move and have been using Bluetooth phones for over 10 years because of this. A 3.5 mm jack has quite a bit of leverage on a phone an can easily lead to considerable damage by accident. But it can be useful to plug the phone into a speaker (if it doesn't support BT or if the codec support is shitty) so the adapter is a must.

On the whole, like removable batteries, I suspect a lot of people will bitch about this change and buy them anyway.

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Re: Sounds like a good way to go insane

Sure, it is fine if you want to communicate basic stuff like telling a cab driver where to take you, or him telling you how much you owe

If it does this well then this could be enough to create and own a new market and it will, of course, vastly increase Google's training materials. There are lots of people who travel to countries where they don't speak the language.

I'm more disappointed by the battery life: my Jabra Sport does 15 hours but these would be more comfortable with the cord. But some kind of pendant with battery and controls would be my preference (like my old Sennheiser)

FreeBSD gains eMMC support so … errr … watch out, Android

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And NAS…

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Terrible article

Almost as if the author has never used FreeBSD…

Want to know why FreeBSD is interesting: it's well-engineered an unencumbered.

BBC Telly Tax petition given new Parliament debate date

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However, given the TV Licence is fundamentally a tax

It most certainly and fundamentally isn't a tax.

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Re: the Beeb don't do anything that is or requires a natural monopoly

Is that why its agenda is endless faux diversity handwringing

Endless is an exaggeration but for an explanation: it's relatively easy (and cheap) to do this kind of tokenism and thus assuage some very vocal critics. But it does carry the risk of alienating rather than engaging others.

It's also easier to take pot shots at the Tories at the moment because, to many people's surprise, the Labour Party has largely managed to unite behind Corbyn and his unfeasible but popular policies. The pendulum will no doubt swing back the other way in time.

The Beeb is about as impartial as Fox News or Russia Today…

This is hyperbolic nonsense.

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And that's why your argument is rubbish - the Beeb don't do anything that is or requires a natural monopoly

No, but it makes the discussion ideological. I, and many others, would argue that a public service (and not state) broadcaster is a key element in keeping citizens informed, something that is essential in a functioning democracy. This is not incompatible with free markets to have members that are not entirely motivated by profits; as the success of the BBC / ITV duopoly from 1957 until the early 1990s shows. Along with the football-based success of Sky, ITV became its own worst enemy.

For examples of an entirely "market-based" approach you can look at newspapers or social media: chasing market share at all costs combined with the exponential rise of partisan echo chambers.

So the calls from politicians (of all colours) to do something about the BBC are almost always ideologically motivated and why the charter should occasionally be reviewed but always renewed.

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It's not a tax, it's a licence fee. Tobacco duty is that the level of this is set by the government and the government can do what they want with it: it's supposed to be spent on the increased medical care that smokers need but basically the government can and does do what they want with it.

The licence fee, while negotiated with parliament, goes to the BBC and this is the best way to provide an element of independence and objectivity for the media, above and away stupid attempts to be "fair and balanced" by treating all idiots equally. With financial independence the BBC acts as an anchor for the rest of the broadcast media to measure itself against and compete with. The BBC isn't perfect so commercial operators can compete with it over both quality and ratings.

Arguments about technology are wilfully designed to miss the point: the mixed market of British broadcast media: giving people what they want isn't the same as giving them a choice.

Dropbox thinks outside the … we can't go there, not when a box becomes a 'collection of surfaces'

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It's basically the same but it's been flattened a bit. It's the sort of thing that happens when logos need to be used in monochrome for official documents, like SEC filings…

China cools on Apple's high-priced iBling

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Re: Maybe Chinese just prefer to go with their own brands

Yes, have to acknowledge that Apple's market share is holding up well in comparison with, say, Samsung.

However, if the Chinese market does indeed turn away from Apple — and no one knows this yet — then this would have a significant effect on Apple's bottom line. Wouldn't be disaster because other markets, particularly the US, are extremely loyal to the brand and big enough to keep the money rolling in.

Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

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Appealing to the audience

The trick that politicians are pulling again and again is appealing to the audience. Rebuffing expert criticism is an integral part of this tactic. The speaker makes then connection between A and B (here end-to-end encryption and terrorism) so that any criticism is perceived by the audience as an attempt to undermine security. Amber Rudd almost certainly understands the oxymoron of end-to-end encryption with a backdoor but she knows that her audience almost certainly doesn't. If she aligns herself with her audience any criticism of her arguments will be perceived as criticism of the goal – greater security – and those who want it.

Open World? More like closed world: Women sue Oracle for 'paying them less' than blokes

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Re: Catch 22?

Actions like this are full of logical flaws such as: if the tech industry can pay women less as men to do the same thing, why doesn't it employ more of them?

There's no doubt that discrimination in individual situations does occur but I agree with you that it's probably not systemic. Still, you know American lawyers once they scent blood.

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Re: Note to plaintiffs

Why don't we all know what everyone else is paid?

Depends very much and the job but it making pay discrepancies known can lead to workplace conflicts. But there are other reasons why remuneration is generally considered to be part of a private, commercial contract and not disclosed: disclosure can limit both parties in future negotiations.

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Note to plaintiffs

Any potential merits of the case notwithstanding: class actions like this often have unwanted side-effects, such as employers relocating to other states or jurisdictions.

Patch your Android, peeps, it has up to 14 nasty flaws to flog

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Re: And people mock me

You just can't say stuff round here.

You might want to see a doctor about getting that chip removed from your shoulder…

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Re: And people mock me

@Ishtiag Apple is far less open about security than Google and releases updates far less frequently. That said, the lack of large infections of either Android or IOS are testament to improvements in OS security since Windows XP.

BYOD might be a hipster honeypot but it's rarely worth the extra hassle

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Shift to commodity hardware

BYOD has more or less arrived: people are bringing their own hardware into the work environment and using it for some stuff. Networks have largely been updated to provide internet capability whilst insulating infrastructure.

However, the major shift is from PCs to managed consumer devices. As the article points out: if you don't own it, you can't control it. Devices that provide strict separation between business and private environments are needed so that the PC can die and be buried in peace and if someone breaks or loses their device they can be up and running with a new one as quickly as possible. Whether someone has a company device which has some space for them to do their own thing is, of course, important. But the trend is definitely taking some kind of universal device with you and popping it on some kind of dock and doing stuff.

But the problem is the age old: device versus network?

Signal taps up Intel's SGX to (hopefully) stop contacts falling into hackers, cops' hands

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@inmypjs the problem wasn't the login but the need for some form of the Gapps package on the phone. Had lots of fun with this at the start of the year when I was switching to LineageOS, which would crash once Google services started up. Fortunately, the problems have long since been resolved and I'm generally fairly happy with Google's stuff (nano + calendar), but something like Signal should definitely be able to run without them.

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The development fits in with a lot of Signal's work which is to act as an example of current best practice. It was this that made Signal's encryption system the de facto standard for messenger services. This too will presumably be peer-reviewed, hacked and improved. Signal already stores very, very little about contacts so that the servers are probably less interesting for the spooks than, say, being able to sneak a compromised version of the app onto someone's phone. But the lessons learned could, for example, be applied in any hashing system that might targeted: passwords spring to mind.

Twitter: We also made a shedload of cash from Russia's trolling during US White House race

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Re: Free market

The Supreme Court has already ruled that, in contrast to most other democracies, there is no limit on how much can be spent on political ads. This is why spending by PACs (political action committees) dwarves that spent directly by the candidates themselves. The system is hence broken by design and whether it's the NRA, Mumsnet or the Russians doesn't really matter, unless donation and spending limits are introduced.

'Alexa, play Charlie Bit My Finger.' I can't do that, Dave. No, really

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Re: Amazon video

Why? It already has a video service and that's where the money is, if there is any.

I'm sure if Google ever starts to make a significant amount of cash with YouTube it will let us know, but so far the only stuff I've seen is that about breaks even. YouTube, as Andrew Orlowski has indicated several times, acts as a constraint on licence fees for content from the main producers. If it wasn't full of copyrighted material it almost certainly wouldn't be as popular as it is. Google likes popular because it means data for its ad services but it wouldn't like it as much if it had to pay Hollywood rates for the content…

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Re: Internet of Silos

I'm largely in agreement with you on this: especially regarding the calling to the mothership. But voice controlled services can be useful in some situations. For example, in the kitchen setting a timer or similar. My brother's got one and if you try it you realise that its use in some situations is pretty compelling.

The advances in voice recognition mean that the speech processing can be done offline but queries can be sent (no different to a search engine). The key privacy aspect is the separation of the speech recognition from the rest.

Regarding the device itself: looks like a typical "solutionist" piece of tat. Amazon's record with phones and tablets isn't spectacular and this is unlikely to enhance it.

Smartphone SatNavs to get centimetre-perfect GNSS receivers in 2018

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Industry and agriculture are driving the demand for this kind of precision.

Brit broke anti-terror law by refusing to cough up passwords to cops

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This hasn't been possible with Windows for a while. On unix you can do something similar with single user mode. Unless the disk has been encrypted, which has been standard practice in most companies for about 10 years.

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Re: Micro SD cards....

Which is why dogs are being trained to sniff them out in searches.

Which is why, if you think that you will be picked out, you shouldn't be carrying anything. That said you can always carry more than one of them. They're also small enough to be swallowed.

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Re: Seriously... with the double standards

You can be upset all you like, but it comes down to common sense, and understanding that governments will always protect themselves and their people.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions…

The US Constitution is also replete with examples of why you cannot and should not blindly trust the government.

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Re: Micro SD cards....

Except they're made of METAL.

Not really a problem if they're in something that is metal or has electronics: an electronic car key, for example.

Except, as is standard spy practice, the spy will never being carrying sensitive information with them because, even if it's encrypted and you don't have the key, the authorities might well consider beating the crap out of you to get it anyway. Meanwhile the mule, who the spy doesn't know and doesn't know the spy has carried whatever is needed through or around screening.

So. Should I upgrade to macOS High Sierra?

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WebP fail

HEIF is all well and good but it's impact in the real world will be limited. Apple could have done its users a bigger favour by including support for the WebP format for bitmaps in Safari. When it comes to photos and videos on the interwebs Apple is a much smaller player than Google. Using HEIF with HEVC for bitmaps is unlikely to take off because, unlike WebP, HEVC is encumbered which will dramatically limit the spread of applications that can create the files.

Web devs griping about iPhone X notch: You're rendering it wrong

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Re: Goodbye HTML

HTML isn't going anywhere and the Apple Galaxy isn't going to sell enough over the next year or so to make much difference.