* Posts by Charlie Clark

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Mm, sacrilicious: Greggs advent calendar features sausage roll in a manger

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I see you lot still find religion-bashing amusing.

It's the gift that keeps giving…

Samsung shows off Linux desktops on Galaxy smartmobes

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Re: I hope by Linux they don't mean Tizen

Tizen's raison d'être is it needs less RAM to run.

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Re: So in theory, it'll run Slackware?

In theory, yes. As with all phone hardware a lot of the drivers are only available as binaries.

Want a phone that promises to be able to run Linux? Then look at the Gemini.

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While I don't think Samsung gives much of a toss about Linux on their phones, they're very keen on DeX because it's something that nobody else has. And I think they're also smart enough to see that the developers market is big enough to keep the proof of concept going. If they get the volumes then they can expand the DeX eco-system.

If they pull this off then Samsung will be the company that killed the company laptop.

Snap: We've blown $3bn this year and Tencent wants to give us more

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Re: The company works just like their app...

The IPO gave investors a much bigger payoff than previous offers.

With anything "webscale" nowadays only an offer > $ 10 bn seems to get VCs interest. You could have an app that counts farts (or something even less interesting) and as long as you have enough users (> 200 million seems about the threshold) then investors will be desperate to hand over somebody else's pension pot to get a bit of the action.

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If they were on the open market then they weren't from Snap. That kind of sale would have to have been accounted for in the balance. Just goes to show how poorly most people understand the stock market.

Looks much more like TenCent is taking advantage of Snap's weak shareprice to move capital to the US. An inversion at some point is possible.

Give us a bloody PIN: MPs grill BBC bosses over subscriber access

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Conditional access is also not really reconcilable with universal access which the BBC is required to provide.

The comparisons with Netflix, HBO, et al. are completely erroneous. They are competing in different markets and often arbitraging back catalogues in order to conquer new markets. Yes, they produce some great stuff, and yes they're trailblazing new methods of distribution but in doing having to sign up for Netflix to be able to watch Dr Who in English in Germany is an example of market failure.

Location dramas are hugely expensive but so is maintaining a series of local studios bringing the news (and other stuff) from across the country. 24 hours news cycles and international news channels are increasingly dominated by American stories. Whether it's the whether or some more of the morons shooting each other.

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Re: News

That's fine if it agrees with your own viewpoint but I prefer more balanced coverage myself not that you can get that.

You do realise that you're asking for an oxymoron? If you think coverage is balanced then it's almost certainly biased towards your opinions.

Some degree of bias is unavoidable but I can live with that as long as facts are checked and are, well, facts. The dumbing down of the news to little more than a series of quotes to try and show balance is what erodes news broadcasting.

Pixel-style display woes on your shiny new X? Perfectly normal, says Apple

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Re: OLED FTW?

I much prefer OLED screens: black is black, wider colour range, etc.

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No, no, no: the problem is quite obviously with "viewing angle hue shift and god awful Pentile layout." because the poster knows better and can make better screens with his toaster… Obviously, Apple's geniuses could easily develop better screens themselves but they're too bus at the moment adding notches to them that people didn't know they needed until now…

Broadcom confirms $103bn slurp offer for rival Qualcomm

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Silver Lake Partners, one of Broadcom's private equity backers, has offered $5bn in debt financing for the transaction

… so we know the whole thing is being driven by wizzy financial engineering from the same people that took Dell private and who, I'm reliably informed, sell magic beans.

The whole thing is $ 130 bn and that's at not even a 30% premium over Qualcomm's stock price, ie. we can expect the offer to go up. This is stock market froth at its frothiest!

ATM fees shake-up may push Britain towards cashless society

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Re: But ...

Oh, wow! How did you stand the noise made by all the millennials suddenly unable to pay, or more likely, moaning about the local wifi being out?

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Can't use it on my phone 'cos I rooted it to keep it up to date…

Off-brand tablets look done, but big players are growing

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Re: Value for money?

were good value for money

Sort of depends on what you need. If all you want is a media player with a big screen then go cheap and cheerful.

If you want waterproofing and good stylus support then you should be prepared to pay quite a lot more. For devices of this size squeezing as much into a light package is not easy.

Subsidy-guzzling Tesla's Model 3 volumes a huge problem – Wall St man

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Re: Guzzling?

If that doesn't prove that renewables can provide for a non-trivial amount of a nation's needs, I don't know what can.

The problem that still needs to be solved with renewables is providing sufficient power all the time. I'm a big fan of renewables but, as your example shows, we're moving into the problems associated with over-production. Negative market prices indicate that the market is failing. This is typically on sunny and windy days in spring and summer, because renewables producers are paid for every kwH the produce. But the grid has to be built to provide enough power also on cold, dark and still winter days.

We need storage options that are both big and resistant to manipulation so that excess generating power isn't wasted. You can, of course, use excess power to convert CO2 and H20 to methane and other hydrocarbons but you can't do it for less than the current cost of extracting them from the ground so they wouldn't be competitive unless you were able to sell them without duty. That would be an invitation to abuse. But we already have plenty of those: one of the reasons that electric cars are so cheap to run is that they're produced from duty-free fuel. The renewable gravy train has also opened a lucrative but ludicrous subsidy for oil because the fertiliser for subsidised maize that gets turned into E10 is itself made from oil…

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Re: Guzzling?

Frankly, I think that electric cars deserve a subsidy.

Your logic is, for anyone outside the US, somewhat perverse. Car engine sizes in the US are somewhat analogous to motor sizes in vacuum cleaners in the EU: a bigger motor used to be seen as correlating with a more effective cleaner. Cheap energy has become a holy cow in America and has led to perverse pricing: the duty levelled on fuel that is supposed to pay for motorway maintenance has not been raised for years because would mean people having to pay more for their gas guzzlers, which are kept popular by tax breaks. There is simply no incentive to drive something with a smaller engine and meanwhile road maintenance lurches towards bankruptcy. Of course, more gas sales means bigger profits for the oil majors and extra helping for all those on the gravy train.

So, what's the solution in the land of free enterprise and small government™? That's right, more subsidies.

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Re: Musk, the new Jobs?

I'm a moderate fan of Tesla, the car, a doubter of Tesla's, the company, financials and an opponent of excessive electric car fiscal carrots.

Got to admire Musk for his real entrepreneurial spirit and often putting his money where his mouth his. The conventional wisdom was always against the Model 3 and the financial engineering only seem to have confirmed this. The initial Tesla's were based on getting a Toyota car plant cheaply and the subsidies continuing to flow. This was always going to be difficult to repeat for the mass market.

Still I suspect it's a win-win for Musk even if it fails: he'll easily be able to sell Tesla to another manufacturer, though I suspect some investors might well find themselves out of pocket.

And he's bound to be back with another idea. Might be more shit like hyperloop but could also be something magical and revolutionary and personally I'd rather see a hundred more Teslas than another Facebook.

For fanbois only? Face ID is turning punters off picking up an iPhone X

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Smart Lock rulez

Just thought I'd get some trolling in early. Face ID is a solution in search of a problem, Google's nudge-based approach is much better.

OK, we admit it. Under the hood, the iPhone X is a feat of engineering

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Small battery?

Maybe I'm reading it wrong but 2500 mAh sounds a bit small for this size phone.

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Re: Hell froze over

It's Andrew Orlowski. As he has got to know Apple better…

Long before Andrew was writing puff pieces for Windows Phone or the copyright industry he had latched onto the good things that Apple does and produces. His phone reviews, even the Windows Phone ones, are always worth reading. I think most of the team uses at least one Apple device and has done for years.

Tim Yong Eun's beef with El Reg seems to be, that unless you always gush about Cupertino's toys, then you won't get an invitation to any of the shows.

Donald, YOU'RE FIRED: Rogue Twitter worker quits, deletes President Trump's account

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Re: viva freedom of speech..

I object in principle to the use privileged use of any media outlet for government communication.

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Re: Interresting question: Do people have a right to a twitter account?

Is the typo deliberate?

Robot Wars, innit.

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I can't wait…

… until someone hacks the account, assuming they haven't done so already!

But, if they do, would anyone notice? I guess it's probably easy enough to write a Trump-bot…

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Re: Interresting question: Do people have a right to a twitter account?

No, no one has a right to an account. Standard T&C's but Donald Thump is great for advertising.

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Re: Obviously...

bigly? yuge? pussy? fake? great?

Does he know any other words?

Apple hauls in $52.6bn in Q4, iPhone, iPad and Mac sales all up

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Re: What is the point of the cash pile?

They're already using clever accounting tricks to issue debt for share buybacks. They'll just do more of this when they're allowed to repatriate the cash. Shareholder value and all that jizz.

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Re: "the Mac had its best-ever full year for revenue"

I thought people were buying the 2015 models with an escape key and a proper collection of ports. At least that's what I did.

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Quite funny really.

Must be a barrel of laughs in your house.

IIRC the rise in sales in China follows a similar dip a year ago. If so, then that is an impressive feat in the face of increased competition in the market. Elsewhere sales do seem to have plateaued though at a high level and with lovely margins.

Apple deserve credit for breathing new life into the I-Pad market with the pro as it seems that otherwise the tablet market peaked a while back.

As for the Mac's I notice it's awfully quiet about that awful touchbar…

HTC U11: U-hoo. Look over here! Two new phones! We're Not Actually Dead

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Re: "entitled fanboi."

Ah, the ad hominem approach - first resort of those without a decent counter argument.

haha, focus on the throwaway remark after I presented the counter-argument.

We know you have a beef with Google because, for you, IOS users are much more profitable.

But markets segment: Walmart and Cartier both make lots of money.

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Just because people don't have lots of money, doesn't mean they have none: several billion Indians and Chinese with only a couple of dollars a month are still a market and Google does lots of testing to make sure its content and ads is served to them.

And these poor people have just as much a right to use the internet as you, you entitled fanboi.

Hardware has never been better, but it isn't a licence for code bloat

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Software will always expand to fit the available hardware

Now, I think it's fair to believe that companies such as Apple and Microsoft do try their damnedest to make their products perform as fast and efficiently as they can

Have to take issue with this. Both companies have reliably been able to expect customers to buy faster processors and, especially, more memory. As a result, they've targeted such environments when developing.

The clearest example for this is probably the shift in web browsers from memory efficient single-process programs to multi-process JS runtimes.

Even so, it's not right simply to blame the developers. There's no doubt that modern hardware, especially the expanded memory space, makes things possible that were previously inconceivable: Excel's spreadsheet limit used to be 256 cols x 65564 rows; it's not 16384 cols x 1000000 rows and even the row limit is somewhat arbitrary.

Modern software projects are now probably too big to be able to be optimised by people, which is why compilers are ever more important: static and JIT compilers now produce better low level code than people can. But, of course, they can't optimise away stupidity.

But when it comes to assessing code performance CPU cycles and memory use are much more important than SLoC and why zero-copy memory will always be your friend.

Open source, says me: Alibaba chucks MariaDB a $27m funding round

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MariaDB is one of the credible open source alternatives to MySQL

That's a bit like saying gonorrhoea is a credible alternative to syphilis

First iPhone X fondlers struggle to admit that Face ID sort of sucks

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Technology for technology's sake

Always carries the smell of a company with too much money losing focus. Silicon Valley ADD strikes again.

Meanwhile Google has rolled out Smart Lock, which in many situations removes the need to unlock at all. Not perfect and you need to think a bit about when you want it on but much closer to how people behave.

Google reveals rapid Bluetooth gadget connection tech

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Re: ... and speed limits on Maps ?

... and speed limits on Maps ?

I don't know and I don't care. I've always used reliable offline services like TomTom, Here and OSMand… The car companies have always had speed limit indicators so why downgrade to an inferior system?

If your websites use WordPress, put down that coffee and upgrade to 4.8.3. Thank us later

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Yes, because it's not as if that plugin has ever been targeted…

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Re: PHP FFS

Of the three I hate PHP the most because it copied too much from Perl. VB is truly awful but it's also on the way out.

Official: Perl the most hated programming language, say devs

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Re: Sad really...

Oh Python, meaningful white-space?

Yes, as demonstrated by multiple tests.

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Re: It has served me well

The comparison with human language as two problems: firstly, it's completely invalid on a technical level. But even if computer languages were human languages then this would just underline the problems introduced by flexibility, or to give it a more apt name, ambiguity. Ambiguity is bad not only for anyone reading the code but, potentially, also for the compilers as all the problems with creating a query plan from an SQL statement demonstrate.

Anyone who is proud of their own unreadable code, considering it unreadable only by those less talented, doesn't understand what programming is about. Coding stye guidelines exist for a reason: some other poor sod is going to have to maintain that code that you dashed off a few years ago. But they're also not an end in themselves: foolish consistency is the hobgoblins of tiny minds.

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Re: Perl.... Arrggh

The biggest criticisms of Perl would be pervasive support for regexes in the language and the "there's more than one way of doing something". Loved by devotees but despaired of almost universally by others.

It has extensive libraries for just about anything and isn't going away, but it's certainly not growing either.

A while ago it looked like we were all going to have to learn Javascript but it seems that this is going to be eclipsed by WebAssembly getting universal support from all the browser makers.

VB is on life support, just some residual noise from the poor sods who have to work with VBA.

PHP remains my favourite bugbear for its unnecessarily poor choices in syntax.

Hey, you know why it's called the iPhone X? When you see Apple's repair bill, your response will be X-rated

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Re: Apple Care +

Get up to two years of technical support and accidental damage coverage.

And this is one of the reasons why Apple has such fat margins: able to convince suckers that Apple Care is a good deal. Any competitive analysis of such cross-selling should reveal what a bad deal this is for customers. This is the kind of gouging that travel and car rental companies are routinely excoriated for.

Put $ 10 a month per device aside and you're much better off for those few devices not covered by home insurance. And then's there the statutory 24 month warranty in the EU. Okay, you get some piece of mind with Apple Care that you'll probably get near same day service, but alternative deals are available and they're much cheaper.

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Re: OLEDs

From my experience, iPhone owners aren't *minted* and driving swanky motors

Judging by the number of them walking round with broken screens I'd have to agree with you.

When the screen on my S5 went, I checked the cost for fixing and found I could get a second-hand S5 for the same price, which would also means I've got a backup in case I lose or break my phone.

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Re: OLEDs

Unsurprisingly Apple is using screens from Samsung, which is why the new Apple phones can really be called Apple Galaxies.

I've had OLED screens for nearly the last 10 years. All of them have taken at least one tumble, usually from a shirt pocket onto the ground, and only one of them has broken, and that was not from a fall; it now has a diagonal hairline fracture but remains perfectly usable.

The new screens are big and complicated and, hence, expensive. And, if you watch any of the videos about replacing phone screens, you'll know that it's doable but tricky, which makes it expensive. So, while Apple's margin on the replacement will be decent, it might not be as high as some are making out.

The bigger scandal with Apple phones is how much they manage to charge for their "Apple Care" insurance. It's clever marketing, no doubt, but it also demonstrates how reluctant people are to press for their statutory rights as consumers.

NHS could have 'fended off' WannaCry by taking 'simple steps' – report

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Re: Easy Isn't It

If you think about that from a workflow perspective, it is actually much easier than the NHS make out.

Yeah, juat get out your stop watch and do a time and motion study… Funding for the NHS has been cut in real terms since 2010 and due to cuts elsewhere in social care some hospitals have seen significant increases in their workload without a commensurate increase in resources, And there's them Europeans who're leaving the service after everything Blighty has done for them.

Google slides text message 2FA a little closer to the door

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Re: embrace... extend... bloat?

I can see a time coming when nobody dare oppose Google, lest information on any of their past misdemeanours…

Oh come on, you can do better than that! The risk with Google, as with any gatekeeper, is that they might at some point deny you access. Yes, they collect the metadata but, in terms of accessing Google services like GMail, the contents of the e-mails are a much richer vein.

As usual, anti-trust regulation is the way to manage these companies. And, also as usual, this is an area where the US traditionally fails.

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Re: Text messages aren't a great way to implement two-factor authentication

Their ubiquity makes them better than nothing but, from a security perspective, they're not safe. As a result you might as well just inform the users that someone's logged in so they than can take remedial action if necessary.

Horses for courses and text-based 2FA can at least be credited with raising awareness a bit. Could be even better if the SMS protocol was updated to include better encryption. But that's likely to hit the same problems as with e-mail: the lowest common denominator wins.

Tell the public how much our tram tickets cost? Are you mad?

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Re: Data point from (the other) Boston

Still, at $400/mo, of which my company subsidizes $200/mo…

That's eye-wateringly expensive for Europeans but the point still stands: priced correctly and operated well and many people will prefer public transport. In Europe subsidies are almost through tax so that they're not subject to the whims of employers and park + ride schemes are almost always free to encourage their use.

Here in Düsseldorf (a bit smaller than Boston) my monthly ticket costs around USD 70 and lets me travel with the family in the evening and at the weekends (and take my bike!) in a area considerably bigger than Boston.

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The excuse for this is the idea that private enterprise can handle profitable units better than the state, keep prices low

Not really, the argument for state-built but privately run infrastructure is mainly one about differing goals and cashflow. Public transport may have other desirable returns other than financial ones for the state (less traffic means fewer accidents, less pollution means fewer days off sick, less traffic means more efficient business which means better tax takes, etc.). But also the state can afford to take a much longer view of the returns and issue long term bonds to finance it. Jokes like Dell's 30 year bonds are very unusual in the private sector which generally looks for returns in 2-5 years.

However, when it comes to running businesses, state companies often have a very poor record due to unclear aims and frequent political meddling. France is full of such examples (SNCF is widely considered to be a money pit). Public regulation and private provision can work quite well (Sweden and Switzerland provide examples) as long as regulators have enough power, ie. not like the rail system in the UK, which really has proved to be a gravy train for operators with no downside (Southern Rail…).

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I bought a weekend return ticket Amsterdam-Utrecht and never had to show it to anyone.

This is because employing ticket inspectors is expensive but also inefficient, especially on commuter routes. Spot checks that encourage people to buy tickets are sufficient for most people.

Pixel 2 tinkerers force Google's hand: Secret custom silicon found

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Re: @AC

so if they did collect your personal information

So, Siri and Maps don't harvest?

Apple might not be in quite the same league yet as Google, but there's no doubt it would like to be able to monetise all that customer data it collects.

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I agree with Andrew that we're unlikely to see Google suddenly becoming a major new chip designer and maker. This kind of development is fully in line with the shift from the x86-based industry standard architecture, which meant you got whatever Intel decided you should have. The ARM world is all about core + customisation.

Google will no doubt continue to focus chip development in the server area where this can bring competitive advantage. I can imagine this leading to codec and AI silicon designs for mobile, if these means better use of Google services: hardware support for VP9 means keeping licensing costs at zero and the AI play is self-evident. And, of course, to make things even more interesting: Google has a habit of open sourcing stuff it's developed but does not plan to exploit commercially. As with the codec stuff and back with map/reduce, making this stuff publicly available can help contain costs.