* Posts by Charlie Clark

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Stop us if you've heard this one: Ex-Googler sues web giant claiming terrible treatment. This time, sex harassment

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Re: "they don't necessarily have the social skills"

The reported events, if true, don't point at socially awkward people.

Being a jerk is one way that people can use to hide their own awkwardness: think high-functioning sociopaths.

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Re: Is this the same in other large corporations?

For example, I wouldn't be surprised if this was not uncommon in workplaces where the testosterone level was quite high

I know a few women who prefer that kind of environment to one where the oestrogen levels are high. There might not be any sexual harassment but women-only environments can be just as toxic: people can be real shits to each other.

Not that this is an excuse for the behaviour, because there isn't one.

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Re: Don't Play Well With Others

It's Google's responsibility to maintain a professional environment.

Maybe — I'm not sure if this is legally definable let alone enforceable but be that as it may — the big problem is it can only do something if it knows about it. If you can't provide evidence that complaints were made and ignored then there is no case.

Also, going after the company in a civil suit rather than the individuals smacks of ambulance-chasing for a bigger payout. Sure, that's the American Way™ but it's hardly suited to changing behaviour.

FWIW recently a friend of mine received a fairly obscene image from a colleague. It was tasteless, uninvited and well beyond anything you can laugh off, ie. bordering on harassment, which is a criminal offence and should be reported to the police.

Google powers up latest app it'll cancel in two years: Hangouts Chat

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Re: ...but why?

Money? Slack is expensive for corporates.

Vaping on the NHS? Don't hold your breath

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Re: I found it stupidly easy to 'give up' with vapes.

Great to hear it worked for you. Never been a smoke myself but I know plenty who've struggled to give it up over the years.

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Public health strawman

But if vaping is so beneficial for public health, why isn't the health service handing out the products?

This is a strawman: vaping isn't beneficial, just less harmful than smoking. The on-prescrption argument advanced for proscribed substances is invalid here because the alternatives are freely available.

As for the decline in the number of people smoking tailing off, this would have to be studied separately but it doesn't sound surprising. If vaping offers a way to give up for some people then at some point you'll only be left with those who don't want to give up. More important is to see whether fewer people are starting to smoke and, if so, for how long. Anecdotally here in Germany I've started to notice a marked drop in the number of smokers or vapers on the street such that smoking is becoming increasingly less "normal".

As for dropping the EU regulation, this is increasingly looking like a non-starter as the UK muddles its way sticking with the status quo. Anyway, as with all things European, makes more sense to change things from within by pushing for more evidence-based policy. The tobacco industry has repeatedly discredited itself with fake studies, lobbying, delaying tactics and, if all else fails, taking countries that take public health policy seriously to court. I'll take something from the bureaucrats over their shit anyday!

4G found on Moon

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And if there are any problems just call our hotline

No need to worry about the 8 seconds delay when trying to get through to customer service…

Chilly willies: Swedish nudie nightclub opens in -11°C to disgust of locals

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So-called "dark rooms" for anonymous sex, beloved in the high-energy gay scene in the early 1980s. Without wishing to pass judgement: amphetamines and dark rooms correlate well with STDs. "Faggots" is the book to read if you're interested.

Comcast offers £22bn to snatch Sky from Rupert Murdoch

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Re: Pay TV & Subscriptions.

I actually want. If I buy an eBook, I'll make sure it doesn't need a server to authorise it and I'll back it up.

I use Epubor Ultimate to strip DRM so that my books are not tied to a single account or provider. For instance, my girlfriend got my Kobo Glo to see how she got on with E-Books when I got my FUCKING AWESOME Kobo Aura One and bought some books for her on my account. If she set up her account, she couldn't read them any more.

Publishers also profit because it's easier for me to proofread and send corrections once the DRM has been removed.

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But I've no idea what to do when F1 goes to Sky full time next year.

Put a bag of angry wasps over your head?

Huawei's Not Hot Dog is possibly the Worst Tech Promo Ever

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Ready for the B-Ark?

Modern phones have fantastic hardware and software with them but make shit screwdrivers or can-openers.

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I'd say it's age-old trope found in many comic sketches, though with an idiot savant or an animal.

On-premises hardware sales about to boom says Morgan Stanley

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Reasons for not getting someone else to manage your infrastructure for you: security and bandwidth. So mission critical stuff will probably still run on-premises but anything that can be commodified will be. ML requires massive bandwidth for training only. Good IT departments can now spin up services locally or remote so hybrid is the way to go, as long as you can be 100% certain you can always get your data back.

Mobile industry wants less regulation, mooooar radio spectrum

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Finnish imperialism?

Marie Ehrlling, chair of the board at Finnish operator Telia

I think that might come as a bit of a shock to quite a people on both sides of the Gulf of Bothnia! Telia Sonera is the result of the merger of a Swedish and Finnish incumbent.

Samsung's Galaxy 9s debut, with not much other than new cameras

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Re: Competition clearly over

There are changes in the marketing as the market moves from contract + device to device only sales. So you can now order more easily from Samsung direct, trade-in your old phone (including Apple) for a discount and also do a "new phone every year" deal, should you want to.

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Continuous improvement is the hallmark of consumer products

Missing from the review: battery size / use. Also a note that the S9 will can have two SIMs.

400 GB SD card and going from a dock to a pad are important for those thinking they might be able to replace a notebook with this. I suspect Samsung will see solid sales because of these USPs.

The phone OS that muggers wouldn't touch is back from the dead

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Battery life

and run – presumably for ages – as a mobile hotspot.

Doubt it, the limiting factor there will be the radio and the not the CPU. Want a mobile hotspot with good battery life then buy a dedicated one.

We all hate Word docs and PDFs, but have they ever led you to being hit with 32 indictments?

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Re: What

Does this have to do with Russian election meddling?

Simple, it's called following the money. Mueller was given a wide brief for the investigation and doing what he was trained to do. This is why the nation's first son-in-law is also coming under scrutiny for equally shady dealings. All this is building up to an investigation of the Orange One's dealings: remember the subpoena to the Deutsche Bank. We might well get to see those tax returns (in PDF or Word)…

Google gives mobile operators a reason to love it, and opens rich chat up for business

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Re: Cool

SMS still has its advantages, such as not needing a data a connection, but one of the main ones was lost when the networks stopped worrying about delivering. I know I can't send my brother SMS any more.

But interoperability remains a problem. I have Allo, Signal, BBM, Telegram, Hangouts and Wire installed and still can't talk to everyone. Anyone who relies on a single network is a fool.

As HPE trousers soaring profit, new CEO looks at cost-cutting Next plan and thinks: More of that!

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Re: Evryone is doing well

The painful bit has been done.

I wish I could share your optimism.

Worldwide smartphone shipments DOWN for first time ever

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Re: In other news…

Google is already a services company which makes it pretty device-agnostic.

Apple's biggest fear must be if anyone challenged their walled garden for services and that is as likely to be Amazon and Netflix as it is Google. Though that kind of challenge is unlikely to have much success in the current cartel love-in that is America.

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In other news…

The pope shits in the woods, predicts Gartner.

No reason to expect Apple's sales to pick up this quarter especially if the other report about disappointing sales of the Apple Galaxy X turn out to be true. They'll be fucking coining it though.

Brexit to better bumpkin broadband, 4G coverage for farmers – Gove

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Re: @ Charlie Clark

Really?

No, nobody really knows but lots of people pretent to know. This is why it was a stupid idea and should at least have been followed by some kind of consultation. Instead we get platitudes like "Brexit means Brexit" and "enemies of the people". Racism in more or less overt forms did, however, play a significant part of the campaign.

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Re: @ Charlie Clark

It exists to make trade flow freely, and with the lowest tarifs and taxes possible.

It patently isn't because that would exclude all the many free trade agreements that do exist. The WTO is a low common deominator arrangement with reciprocity and non-exclusivity agreements. For example, Trump's proposed increases on steel and aluminium import tariffs must apply to all imports, not just those from China.

But the fact that the WTO has managed little or no progress over the last twenty years is what is driving the regional trade and service agreement.

But, facts, who needs them when you got unicorns?

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Re: @ Charlie Clark

So your argument against Brexit is that it will deprive British businesses of cheap foreign labour to exploit?

Research tends to show that the immigrants are not displacing local workers so the wage level is not the main factor in most situations. Many of the employers will tell you that they cannot find local workers to do the work at any price. It could be lack of skills such as doctors or nurses but it could also be that people aren't prepared to do some of the back-breaking work that immigrants will do.

Low wages are driven more by the "Walmart effect" of low prices driving wages down. If we want milk to cost 50p a litre (or whatever it is) we either expect people to earn a pittance or be replaced by robots. Hint, post-Brexit expect more jobs to be done by machines.

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Re: Infrastructure

M60 - opened in 1960 as the M62

That'll come as a shock to the Scousers and Tykes who still use the M62 to between Liverpool and West Yorkshire. It was the M63 that got turned into the Manchester ring road but this did involve a lot of work just for the project as the M63 was initially tiddly.

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Re: @ Charlie Clark

The amusement being that it is barely rising from an all time low.

Tell that to those who've been forced off the figures into low-paid, shit work. Unemployment is lower and so are wages.

the UK is years ahead of the EU in economic recovery

If you take the whole of the EU then you're talking shit, as usual. The non-UK part never contracted as much as the UK as 2008-2018 comparisons show. In some countries like Greece things got a lot worse, of course, a tragedy for those concerned but also a very Greek tragedy with land reform, ending restrictive practices, etc. continually being deferred. A big problem for all countries is poor wage growth.

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Gove is just a Murdoch meat puppet.

I thought Lady MacGove, aka Sarah Vine, worked for that bastion of Britishness, The Daily Mail? Hence, the idea that subsidies for large landowners like Paul Dacre are such a great way to preserve the countryside. Along with fox-hunting, grouse-shooting and land-clearances, of course!

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Re: @ Charlie Clark

why would the EU's stance on freedom of movement

Because it's part of the negotiations: if the UK wants vets, fruit pickers, nurses, doctors, plumbers, etc. it will have to give them the same rights to settle as they have under existing agreements. Otherweise expect the EU to play even harder ball with things like reciprocal tax arrangements, including making it even less atrractive to work in the UK that it will be already. For example, it'd be easy enough to make such workers pay tax in the own country on anything they earn in the UK. Course, there are a couple of million in sub-saharen Africa jumping at the chance to work in cold, wet fields in the winter.

But you know this already: "regulatory alignment" means keeping things as they are (except the UK losing voting rights) but just keeping it out of the Mail and the Telegraph. There isn't really any time between now and January 2021, when you're out the door, to do any of these negotiations, let alone by the end of October, which is when a transitional agreement will have to be done by.

The fuckwits in the government running have added to the handicap by pissing off a lot of the more talented civil servants who Whitehall, who are the ones you need to get the details.

But who cares as long as Johnny Foreigner fucks off and Bojo drives the magic bus round the country with cash and G&Ts for everyone. Oh, happy days!

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Wasn't this the speech where he promised farmers would still have access to EU labour? I guess he just "forgot" to note that the EU has already said that freedom of movement is non-negotiable.

I like the idea that because Tim Berners-Lee is a Brit, it follows somehow that the WWW was British, conveniently ignoring the fact that he was working for CERN at the time. You know, one of those hated multinational bodies.

Still, if people are prepared to believe that the magic money pot will allow them to spend the same money on the NHS, better transport, farm subsidies and now broadband, then pillocks like Gove will still continue to tell them.

Samsung left off Google's new official Androids-for-biz list

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US only?

Sounds like the kind of thing the US market likes, elsewhere companies tend to run their own certification and want more control, ie. whatever the local standard is and not Google Pay.

Bright idea: Make H when the Sun shines, and H when it doesn't

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Re: Hydrogen is a terrible

you need a source of fairly concentrated (possibly purified) CO2

Should be possible to get this from industrial processes or even in a closed-loop situation with methane acting as the store. This can only ever make sense if you have consistently but not persistently have more energy coming in than you have demand for: the apocryphal windy, desert stations for example.

"Do renewable stuff. Don't ask us how, we don't have a fucking clue."

Possibly, but then that's how some of the best research gets started. If you look at how much money has been spunked on the various white elephants (how the fuck are we ever going to safely decommission all those nuclear power stations?) I don't mind a small amount getting thrown at this. But I do agree we need to start rolling the back the subsidies.

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Re: Hydrogen is a terrible

I was surprised with the CH4 reduction idea anyway. I thought the best candidate was CO2 + H2O to CH4 which requires less power and is easy to store. You can then go from this to H2 via methanol in a fuel cell if you want but basically LPG is good enough.

There are two problems with this: it requires energy input which makes it uneconomic at the moment unless you take duty into consideration but doing this would make it an ideal candidate for fraud. Mind you, electric vehicles are currently already heavily subsidised when compare with petrol due to the lack of duty.

But I'm not a scientist and haven't looked at this in detail for many years, so please do correct me!

Windows slithers on to Arm, legless?

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Re: "when MS moved lots of stuff into the kernel"

That was made to avoid costly ring transitions.

x86-specific like wot I said. The Alpha didn't have the same problems.

And Linux too is not a microkernel architecture, still it runs on many different CPUs....

Yes, but the ports are not easy. Compare it with a truely multi-CPU arch such as NetBSD or a microkernel (hint why is Google thinking of dropping the Linux kernel for Fuchsia?)

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Re: Wedded to Intel

The issue is not the cross platform nature - it generally worked well

All the way until 3.5 when MS moved lots of stuff into the kernel for better performance on x86. This effectively killed off support for other architectures because the microkernel was lost.

The Gemini pocket PC is shipping and we've got one. This is what it's like

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Re: Just looking at the screenshots of it running Ubuntu

Because Canonical have suddenly nailed the problems of small screen GUIs?

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Fair review

Thanks very much for the review and confirming that devices are actually shipping. Appreciate that Planet have been very busy over the last few weeks.

It looks like some people are going to be very disappointed when theirs arrive but I'm looking forward to mine: a second mobile phone with a keyboard will be useful in many situations but cannot replace my waterproof S5 in others.

As for unlocking: I've been using a pattern for years: it's much easier than anything else when you've got gloves on. Course, I could always get an Apple Galaxy X and rely on facial recognition… but let's not go there.

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I would've thought the screen would swivel outwards so you could hold it with the screen facing you

The design was always supposed to be similar to the Psion 5. There are mechanical reasons for this not least a stable centre of gravity when typing with both hands. I suspect that doing a full swivel would have added quite a bit to the complexity. Might be done in a later model, but you might be better off with something like the I-Pad-Pro or the Surface that promise a 2-in-1.

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Re: Far from complete

I don't agree with this assessment I think most of us want an Android with a keyboard fro e-mail, ssh, etc. It's only a vocal few who want a full Linux on this.

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Re: Replication of key Psion use-cases

And the winner of the 2018 Turner Prize is…

Google reveals Edge bug that Microsoft has had trouble fixing

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FAIL

Yeah, publish the details so that the black-hatters can take advantage of the problem!

See my original post on this logical fallacy.

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Re: They are pushing...

They specifically called out Edge and Safari as always last year's news.

When it comes to standards support there is a lot to be said for this. Apple does one major release a year and has been pretty slow over the last few years to implement some of the new standards, though happy enough to try and get the world to adopt its own hair-brained shit such as the notch.

Microsoft is still struggling with the shitty internals of IE but has recently got much better at feature implementation for IE. It's even release a version of Edge for Android.

And the features are important: having support for common use cases built in to browsers can significantly reduce the amount of boilerplate JS otherwise required.

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Less dramatic copy, please

the flaw impacts the just-in-time compiler

Simon, I suggest you look up the word impact and in the meantime use the less dramatic, but also more helpful term affect otherwise we'll get confused the next time an asteroid arrives…

iPhone X 'slump' is real, whisper supply chain moles

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Re: Samsung needs to find Android buyers?

I don't think Samsung will be sitting on the screens and even it if were it wouldn't be sitting entirely on the cost.

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Re: So Someone Learn me....

Seems like a lot for distribution, marketing etc...

The bulk of it is profit which is why Apple has such stellar results in comparison with other phone makers. So even when the numbers disappoint it's still minting it.

Seeing as Apple also switched to OLED for the Apple Galaxy 8 I'm not so sure that Samsung is going to be left sitting on 30 million odd screens even if it didn't have some kind of penalty clause. If the stupid notch fails, Apple will just move on with the slightly tweaked Galaxy X + in the autumn. The aura will be briefly diminished but as long they can keep selling millions of whatever at their current margins, they're laughing.

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Re: Presumably Android would have to be tweaked...

Google is adding official support for notches in the next version of Android though, apparently.

Nice oxymoron.

When Samsung reveals the S9 at MWC, at least try to act surprised

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IMO I'd stick with the 8+ and wait for next years

It's a free market and if he's got the spare cash and wants to essentially beta-test DeX then I'm all for it, because the more testing it gets the better it'll get and the more people buy into it, the more resources will be devoted to it.

Samsung is now ahead of Apple on the curve so I wouldn't expect it to want to ape the X next year because with customers as happy as Christopher it doesn't need to.

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Re: Everyone wants

You're saying that like it is a good thing ("good marketing").

I'm not really saying I agree with it as a principle, merely explaining how it works. We're all susceptible to difrering degrees and for different products. Remember when someone posted a link to some kitchen gadget porn? And my allen key wrench with torque setting…

Marketing itself doesn't encourage debt. It sets aspirations but also polices them so that people know they can only afford second or third class. It's credit that encourages debt.

As for me: I'm happy on my second, second-hand S5 though I was seduced by the Gemini and sincerely hope these start turning up any time soon™.

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Re: Everyone wants

I wonder how many people actually have a use case for a phone that does absolutely everything?

Nobody and it's not how they're sold. It doesn't matter if it's a phone, car or handbag, good marketing of luxury items works on the emotional side, creating a desire or even a need for the object. The technical stuff is taken as given and provides post facto justification.

This isn't to say that the technology isn't important because it is. But nobody really wants it all. Some peope will love the slow motion, others will want something else.

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I did this with my S4 and while the initial process was well documented

It's probably not for the faint-hearted but the process, especially updates, has a got a lot better. I guess it's legally a grey area (no warranty) but probably worthwhile to let someone in a phone repair shop do.