* Posts by Charlie Clark

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Are you Falcon sure, Elon? Musk vows Big Rocket will go up 2019

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Re: Musk really does see himself as the Saviour of Mankind

No, the reason Mars is the place to be is it can be self-sufficient.

Only in SF books. In practice it's about as difficult to make Mars habitable as it is to make the moon habitable.

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I certainly like his style, the company finances less.

So more Musks and fewer solitionists and data-grabbers, please.

Intel ponders Broadcom buy as Qualcomm's exec chair steps away

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Intel's entire business has always been been about the x86 architecture and just look at those profit margins. Not only does it know how to design good chips, it knows at least as much about making them. The server market is moving towards the cloud providers who won't need to promise compatbility to be successful.

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Re: The elephant knitting lady will have a field day

Playing for time. Broadcom's leverage will get more difficult all the time especially once it relocates to the US, which it says it plans to do. Intel could probably buy Broadcom at a discount and asset strip it and sell the rest to keep the regulators happy for once. Nice to see the table turned on the private equity lot.

Get tooled up before grappling with Google's Spanner database

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The advantage of relational databases…

… is that they're based on relational algebra and thus have a solid mathematical foundation. Removing redundancy via normalisation gives the reliability and flexibility of predicate logic. JOINs themselves are an artefact of SQL, which is itself is not relational – there is no room in relational algebra for NULL – and gets a lot of things wrong as a result. Modern relational databases can provide incredible performance (things like Swarm64 are aiming for 30 m rows/s @ 40 byte writing) which should be sufficient for most transactional workloads but this requires local clients. Worldwide replication will inherently introduce some latency. Chances are, however, that if you're hitting those kind of limits you already know these things. Unless you're doing NoSQL because "webscale" and wondering why your data keeps getting corrupt or deleted.

The use of a dedicated network with synchronisation via atomic clocks is useful in its own right and possibly the most important aspect of the implementation.

Defra to MPs: There's no way Brexit IT can be as crap as rural payments

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Re: quite the contrary

A good example is fracking and Russia/Saudi- fracking

Oh, some alternative facts!

FWIW fracking peaked after demand, particularly in China, had started to fall. It didn't have much direct effact on world oil prices because the US has a law that prevents oil from being exported. Exemptions have recently been granted for LNG.

But, hey, as with all populists why bother with the details?

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Re: quite the contrary

Do you disagree that the ECB is the official bank of the EU?

Most certainly. The ECB has no relation to European Commission or any other EU institution, hence, the somewhat difficult legal wrangling as in 2011. The ECB is responsible to the member states of the Euro Group.

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Re: quite the contrary

Codejunky talking shit as usual:

Advantages of a single currency? Tell that to Greece, Italy, etc.

Greece would most certainly have had to go to the IMF for a bailout without the Euro and, as I noted, Italy has had a discount on interest rates since joining the single currency and even more so since 2011.

You seem to ignore Lithuania, Estonia and Latvia's experience of adopting the currency despite the problems.

And yes there are transfer arrangements, they pay federal tax's which redistributes from richer to poorer states…

Typos, factual inaccuracies and false comparisons all in one sentence! Your handler won't be pleased. While the EU does have official redistribution policies, including the CAP, regional development and cohesion funds, the US doesn't: federal taxes pay for federal obligations. See the discussions over Obamacare for a more detailed explanation of how it works over there.

Having a currency too high is what pushed high unemployment in the Eurozone and the ECB is struggling to devalue the currency to fix the economic problem.

Unemployment in France, Italy and Greece was high in 2008. Again, as I noted, the lack of wage restraint and economic reforms caused unemployment in these countries before the crisis. Or, if a high currency caused unemployment then why does Germany have low unemployment? Currency devaluations do not solve structural problems, which is one of the reasons behind a commons in the first place. Currency devaluations are generally followed by inflation, which quickly negates any price advantages of a deflation, and debts not denominated in the local currency will become more expensive. Greece, France and Italy have repeatedly devalued over the years and never solved problems as a result. In France in fact it was only when Delors introduced effective wage restraint in the 1980s that the devaluation-inflation cycle was broken.

People being given less money than before is a serious problem economically while devaluing the currency has the same real effect on the take home pay but less damage economically.

Which is why Lithuania chose internal devaluation prior to joining the single currency? Internal devaluations may be politically unpopular initially but avoiding a wage-price spiral has advantages.

But Italy is still an issue. And politically have moved anti-euro.

Again your handler won't be pleased by the grammatical error. But what is your point? France elected its most ardently pro-European president ever last year. The two winners of the Italian election have since revised their stance on the Euro saying that "now is not the right time to leave". Leaving now would mean no one would be buying Italian debt and interest rates would spike leading to a recession much more severe than that in Spain during the crisis. Italy needs economic, legal and political reform and won't see any improvement without it.

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Re: quite the contrary

So the Euro isnt the official currency of the EU?

Er, only for accounting purposes. As a suprantional organisation the EU doesn't have a currency only member states do.

And the ECB being the official bank for the EU?

Again no: the central banks of the member states issue Euros directly and, more importantly, conduct financial transactions on behalf the ECB.

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Re: before the EU existed

Yes, and now we're 50 years further on, and Labour still hasn't got a clue about the economy.

And neither does the other lot.

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Re: before the EU existed

That doesn't mean, of course, that the Pound here in Britain, in your pocket or purse or in your bank, has been devalued

You are Harold Wilson and I claim, er, my 5 pounds. Not sure they're going to be worth much, though!

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Re: quite the contrary

The currency is both undervalued and overvalued depending on which member state you are in but had no fiscal transfer system to support the overall area and so is extremely vulnerable without considering its years behind economic recovery

The same could be said of the dollar: California is much more expensive than Missisippi and has no transfer arrangements. But the advantages of a single currency within a single market are that it increases the efficiency of the single market by reducing currency risk.

Anyway economically the comments of undervaluing or overvaluing are incorrect: those countries that didn't exercise wage restraint simply priced themselves out of the market. The bigger problem is the ECB's monetary policy is that by holding interest rates down not only does this lead to a transfer from savers to debtors, particularly governments and of these especially Italy, the repression is causing increasing problems in the pensions, insurance and savings industries. But it is politically easier to blame austerity imposed from outside rather than government failure. For example, Italy's total debt would lead to default at some point and this, in turn would lead to austerity imposed by the creditors. By joining the Euro it got some insulation from the credit markets (you can see the interest rates on IT debt dropped significantly on joining the Euro and has since stayed below historical levels ever since) that successive governments failed to take advantage of to reform the economy, particularly two-class employment practices.

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Re: They're probably right

It will be easy because there will be no replacement and no money for farmers. The plan is not to tell them until it's too late. Anyway, they're likely to be too busy looking for people to replace them immigrant labour anyway.

Cash payments to non-farming landowners but can probably done by tax rebates.

I wish I making this up.

Good news: Apple designs a notebook keyboard that doesn't suck

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I still have my stupidly-white and crumb magnet I-Mac keyboard because it's great to work with. YMMV because I know some people hate them. If this one ever breaks I do have a reconditioned Model M…

A smartphone recession is coming and animated poo emojis can't stop it

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The bleeding obvious?

Seems like the chap has been reading the forums a lot: a lot of us have been saying for a while that no matter how wonderful the technology of the flagships is, we've already generally got something wonderful enough.

Still, a couple of things do spring to mind: even if it's no longer growing much the market for phones is still huge and thee's plenty of money to be made as a result; people might keep their phones for longer but are still likely to replace at some point; there is now space for niche products like the Gemini. Got mine on Saturday and am very happy with it. Thanks for the tip, Andrew.

Android P will hear no evil, see no evil, support evil notches

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while the world waits for it to earn a confectionery-related name

It isn't you know. I suspect we'll increasingly see references to major.minor.patch versions instead of the marketing friendly launch name.

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Re: "Simultaneous use of multiple cameras at once"

Sounds more like a chat / WebRTC extension so that you can both see the person you're talking to and what they're looking at.

Up to 25% of new builds still can't get superfast broadband – study

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Re: So my mother...

Is Openreach supposed to be forced to lay fibre and install a new cabinet because the existing one is 1/2 km away?

And what about, gas, leccy and sewage? Should the developer be forced to pay for their access as well? Sheesh, how do you expect property developers, and your mum, to make obscene profits a living?

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Re: I don't care about running water, where are my internets?

Wimp! ;-)

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Re: Used or available?

What else would expect from a lobbyist? Sort of odd that there still seems to be a monopoly of supply, which can only drive up costs on new developments, whereas pretty much anyone qualified should be able to lay the fibre and the provider can be put out to tender. Also, seems to imply that homeowners are either aren't involved or don't care: what kind of utilities would you like in your new house?

Now, be a good boy and try out my revolutionary new tobacco ingestion device: studies show how much healthier it is than comparable models and how much happier new smokers are.

Sorry, couldn't afford a dig at the tobacco lobby: cunts.

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Re: Superfast

Welcome to term inflationism…

Swiss see Telly Tax as a Big Plus, vote against scrapping it

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Re: Foreigner Tax

The problem with this is that 25% of the Swiss population are foreigners (like myself), most of which dont have any vote on this matter.

As if that were the only thing that the Swiss discriminate over… or as if it was different in other countries. The whole point of the licence fee is to take it out of direct political debate because it is not a programme subscription, ie. paying just for what you want, but media infrastructure including programmes you might not want but need.

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Re: BBC from the days of Yes Minister and Spitting Image - yes

I once heard the argument from a media type that, by not selling advertising and taking a chunk of that finite pool of money, the BBC was in fact supporting commercial broadcasters.

Based on the experience in other countries there is an element of truth in this. For example, in Germany the public stations do carry some advertising (before 20:00) and when it was suggested that they stop this, it was the advertisers who complained that it would both deprive them of some of the market; and drive up the overall cost of advertising by reducing the number of providers. This was the argument when the number of commercial channels was limited but I suspect it still has some merit even in our brave new multi-channel world.

I'm all for a blanket ban of advertising of advertising and sponsoring on all public service broadcasting services.

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When is a tax not a tax?

The case for a mandatory tax - which is what a licence fee is really

It isn't unlike pseudo-taxes such as tobacco duty or national insurance because the money doesn't go to the exchequer but to the broadcaster. This is the key difference and why the model has been admired and adopted worldwide, because at a stroke it insulates the broadcaster from the government and gives it a basis for financial planning.

A reliable budget and a good charter are essential for programming diversity* and an independent broadcaster also allows for other forms of differentiation other audience size. It has been argued in the past that this is especially important for journalism which is still trying to find it's place in the world of the internet echo chamber.

* ie. not just sport, reality shows and comedy

SCREEEECH: US national security agency puts brakes on Qualcomm takeover

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Re: Exactly as predicted

And I think I made similar noises myself a while back. Qualcom is an MVP (player) for the US military so the deal won't happen unless the men in uniform are happy they can get their suppliers to do everything they want. Broadcom has increasingly been acting like a private equity vehicle loaded up with debt and looking for a quick profit. Difficult to the see the generals and the spooks liking that.

Google Flutter hits beta: Another go at cross-platform mobile dev

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Re: Although it's Google

What's the chance of Dart and Swift meeting at some point? Google definitely wants a way out of Java for strategic reasons.

Reg man wraps head in 49-inch curved monitor

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Physical limits

At the recommended distance between eye and monitor of around 70cm, then a 27" screen is about the perfect size for you to all four corners without moving the head. Consequently for anything larger than that you'll probably want to pin stuff to different parts of the screen so that you only move your head when changing focus. 49" sounds bit like what you see in financial centres where each screen is generally given over to particular data streams.

If you're worried about having to move a mouse a lot then use a graphics tablet which maps any screen area perfectly to the tablet's area, better for the wrist as well.

Wearables are now a two-horse race and Google lost very badly

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Maybe Google decided it wasn't a race worth being in

Sometimes the best business is the one that realises this early enough. Such as Lou Gerstner's decision to get out of operating systems.

Of course, as long as Apple is still piling on the millions it might seem to be a good thing but it is also an example of Apple taking its eye off the ball. The market for car systems and home automation is so much bigger and Amazon, Google and Baidu are already well ahead of Apple there.

I seem to remember reading somewhere that the Swiss manufacturers have managed to get smarts into watches for those that want them. But otherwise a fitness band and a headset would seem to be about all you need.

BTW. I like the Withings for a something between a band and full-blown thing with a tiny screen.

Boring. The phone business has lost the plot and Google is making it worse

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The problem of the "solved problem"

MWC attendances have been falling for the last few years in a way that echoes CES about 15 years ago as the PC market started to stagnate. This tells us that the market has matured and is waiting for the next problem that requires solving. So far all the candidates have been less than overwhelming: VR, wearables, AR, 5G…

But a mature market also means chances for niche options of a standard platform as well as gradual but continued improvements. So along with a common wireless charging standard and a move towards USB-C, there's also space for the Gemini and Samsung's DeX. Google's Treble should also be welcomed even if it's less spectacular, the real benefits will appear next year as Google pushes out (security) updates without having to wait for the manufacturers or network providers.

And why should Google worry about KaiOS if it runs Maps…?

Stop us if you've heard this one: Ex-Googler sues web giant claiming terrible treatment. This time, sex harassment

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Re: "they don't necessarily have the social skills"

The reported events, if true, don't point at socially awkward people.

Being a jerk is one way that people can use to hide their own awkwardness: think high-functioning sociopaths.

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Re: Is this the same in other large corporations?

For example, I wouldn't be surprised if this was not uncommon in workplaces where the testosterone level was quite high

I know a few women who prefer that kind of environment to one where the oestrogen levels are high. There might not be any sexual harassment but women-only environments can be just as toxic: people can be real shits to each other.

Not that this is an excuse for the behaviour, because there isn't one.

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Re: Don't Play Well With Others

It's Google's responsibility to maintain a professional environment.

Maybe — I'm not sure if this is legally definable let alone enforceable but be that as it may — the big problem is it can only do something if it knows about it. If you can't provide evidence that complaints were made and ignored then there is no case.

Also, going after the company in a civil suit rather than the individuals smacks of ambulance-chasing for a bigger payout. Sure, that's the American Way™ but it's hardly suited to changing behaviour.

FWIW recently a friend of mine received a fairly obscene image from a colleague. It was tasteless, uninvited and well beyond anything you can laugh off, ie. bordering on harassment, which is a criminal offence and should be reported to the police.

Google powers up latest app it'll cancel in two years: Hangouts Chat

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Re: ...but why?

Money? Slack is expensive for corporates.

Vaping on the NHS? Don't hold your breath

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Re: I found it stupidly easy to 'give up' with vapes.

Great to hear it worked for you. Never been a smoke myself but I know plenty who've struggled to give it up over the years.

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Public health strawman

But if vaping is so beneficial for public health, why isn't the health service handing out the products?

This is a strawman: vaping isn't beneficial, just less harmful than smoking. The on-prescrption argument advanced for proscribed substances is invalid here because the alternatives are freely available.

As for the decline in the number of people smoking tailing off, this would have to be studied separately but it doesn't sound surprising. If vaping offers a way to give up for some people then at some point you'll only be left with those who don't want to give up. More important is to see whether fewer people are starting to smoke and, if so, for how long. Anecdotally here in Germany I've started to notice a marked drop in the number of smokers or vapers on the street such that smoking is becoming increasingly less "normal".

As for dropping the EU regulation, this is increasingly looking like a non-starter as the UK muddles its way sticking with the status quo. Anyway, as with all things European, makes more sense to change things from within by pushing for more evidence-based policy. The tobacco industry has repeatedly discredited itself with fake studies, lobbying, delaying tactics and, if all else fails, taking countries that take public health policy seriously to court. I'll take something from the bureaucrats over their shit anyday!

4G found on Moon

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And if there are any problems just call our hotline

No need to worry about the 8 seconds delay when trying to get through to customer service…

Chilly willies: Swedish nudie nightclub opens in -11°C to disgust of locals

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So-called "dark rooms" for anonymous sex, beloved in the high-energy gay scene in the early 1980s. Without wishing to pass judgement: amphetamines and dark rooms correlate well with STDs. "Faggots" is the book to read if you're interested.

Comcast offers £22bn to snatch Sky from Rupert Murdoch

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Re: Pay TV & Subscriptions.

I actually want. If I buy an eBook, I'll make sure it doesn't need a server to authorise it and I'll back it up.

I use Epubor Ultimate to strip DRM so that my books are not tied to a single account or provider. For instance, my girlfriend got my Kobo Glo to see how she got on with E-Books when I got my FUCKING AWESOME Kobo Aura One and bought some books for her on my account. If she set up her account, she couldn't read them any more.

Publishers also profit because it's easier for me to proofread and send corrections once the DRM has been removed.

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But I've no idea what to do when F1 goes to Sky full time next year.

Put a bag of angry wasps over your head?

Huawei's Not Hot Dog is possibly the Worst Tech Promo Ever

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Ready for the B-Ark?

Modern phones have fantastic hardware and software with them but make shit screwdrivers or can-openers.

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I'd say it's age-old trope found in many comic sketches, though with an idiot savant or an animal.

On-premises hardware sales about to boom says Morgan Stanley

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Reasons for not getting someone else to manage your infrastructure for you: security and bandwidth. So mission critical stuff will probably still run on-premises but anything that can be commodified will be. ML requires massive bandwidth for training only. Good IT departments can now spin up services locally or remote so hybrid is the way to go, as long as you can be 100% certain you can always get your data back.

Mobile industry wants less regulation, mooooar radio spectrum

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Finnish imperialism?

Marie Ehrlling, chair of the board at Finnish operator Telia

I think that might come as a bit of a shock to quite a people on both sides of the Gulf of Bothnia! Telia Sonera is the result of the merger of a Swedish and Finnish incumbent.

Samsung's Galaxy 9s debut, with not much other than new cameras

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Re: Competition clearly over

There are changes in the marketing as the market moves from contract + device to device only sales. So you can now order more easily from Samsung direct, trade-in your old phone (including Apple) for a discount and also do a "new phone every year" deal, should you want to.

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Continuous improvement is the hallmark of consumer products

Missing from the review: battery size / use. Also a note that the S9 will can have two SIMs.

400 GB SD card and going from a dock to a pad are important for those thinking they might be able to replace a notebook with this. I suspect Samsung will see solid sales because of these USPs.

The phone OS that muggers wouldn't touch is back from the dead

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Battery life

and run – presumably for ages – as a mobile hotspot.

Doubt it, the limiting factor there will be the radio and the not the CPU. Want a mobile hotspot with good battery life then buy a dedicated one.

We all hate Word docs and PDFs, but have they ever led you to being hit with 32 indictments?

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Re: What

Does this have to do with Russian election meddling?

Simple, it's called following the money. Mueller was given a wide brief for the investigation and doing what he was trained to do. This is why the nation's first son-in-law is also coming under scrutiny for equally shady dealings. All this is building up to an investigation of the Orange One's dealings: remember the subpoena to the Deutsche Bank. We might well get to see those tax returns (in PDF or Word)…

Google gives mobile operators a reason to love it, and opens rich chat up for business

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Re: Cool

SMS still has its advantages, such as not needing a data a connection, but one of the main ones was lost when the networks stopped worrying about delivering. I know I can't send my brother SMS any more.

But interoperability remains a problem. I have Allo, Signal, BBM, Telegram, Hangouts and Wire installed and still can't talk to everyone. Anyone who relies on a single network is a fool.

As HPE trousers soaring profit, new CEO looks at cost-cutting Next plan and thinks: More of that!

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Re: Evryone is doing well

The painful bit has been done.

I wish I could share your optimism.

Worldwide smartphone shipments DOWN for first time ever

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Re: In other news…

Google is already a services company which makes it pretty device-agnostic.

Apple's biggest fear must be if anyone challenged their walled garden for services and that is as likely to be Amazon and Netflix as it is Google. Though that kind of challenge is unlikely to have much success in the current cartel love-in that is America.