* Posts by IHateWearingATie

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11 MILLION VW cars used Dieselgate cheatware – what the clutch, Volkswagen?

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Re: Faulty test

Wind resistance? I would have thought that the fan would be running in the wind tunnel is to ensure that the radiator and turbo intercooler get suffient breeze over them.

Can't see how it needs to overcome wind resistance as if it is on rollers it's probably tied down for safety.

Microsoft Office 2016 for Windows: The spirit of Clippy lives on

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I have a sharp pointy stick...

.... ready if I ever meet the product owner for One Drive for Business sync client.

It's not that it completely sucks, its that it it lulls you in to a false sense of security then screws up when its most needed

Man given positive pregnancy test in an Apple Watch box

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Childcatcher

I have kids. An Apple Watch Edition would be less expensive.

And would only wake me up at 6am on a Saturday if I told it to.

Robots, schmobots. The Rise of the Machines won't leave humanity on the dole

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Re: Satisficers rather than Maximisers

I'd take a look at the way that productivity is calculated before assuming that the UK is 'worse' than France and less efficient, due to the way that the public sector is included in the calculation. The bigger your public sector, the more efficient your economy looks

'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

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Downvotes

I'm going to get downvoted to hell, but I don't think what Google, Washington Post etc are doing is wrong. I don't like adverts, but I also like visiting places like El Reg for free, and I can do that as they are ad supported. I see it as the cost of using these sites - I pay by watching ads rather than pay with money.

It's not theft as per the quote in the article (stupid hyperbole from that bloke), but it doesn't feel particularly ethical to visit a site like El Reg and deliberately block their method of getting payback for that.

Confession: I was a teenage computer virus writer

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Mushroom

Viruses are all very well...

.... but I want to know more about blowing up phone boxes with fireworks!

So Quantitative Easing in the eurozone is working, then?

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Only on El Reg...

...would you have a thread discussing the theory of money that is interspersed (spelling?) with posts arguing on how to correctly identify the capacity of a floppy disc :)

Why are Google and 'VW group' having a 'global summit' in San Francisco today?

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Black Helicopters

LIZARDS!

Calling David Ike

FBI collars exec who allegedly tried to nick secrets of game fronted by babe Kate Upton

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Freemium games not all bad

I have a mild Clash of Clans obsession and I think its really very balanced, and a great example of how these kinds of games can work. There is nothing in the game you have to pay for, as you get given small amounts each week for free of the in-game currency that you can also buy. The fun of the game is slowly making your way up the levels and while splashing the cash can speed things a little, you'll never notice the difference when playing between the people who have spent a bit of cash and those that haven't.

To be honest, you need a while playing to learn it well and the game penalises you to a significant extent you if you rush one aspect far ahead of the others. The people you can tell have splashed a lot of cash are usually really bad at the game, and have hugely unbalanced bases which make them easy and well worth attacking.

As to how much I've spent? About £15 through 18 months of playing, which I think is really very good value if I think of how much the latest Call of Duty cost me. I'm on level 9 of 10 so pretty far through (TH9, level 20 heros, max troops and part level 10 and part level 9 walls for anyone that plays it)

BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

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Am I the only one...

.... who thinks that course sounds like a good idea. Two days of pissing around eating my bodyweight in biscuits and cookies, surrupticiously web surfing at the back of the meeting room paid for by the client.

What's not to like?

Audi RS3: Keep running up that hill, with no problems

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Re: Had to sell the Scooby?

It was track fettled, so the ride was too harsh for the kids (but great for 4 wheel drifts around Silverstone).

And my wife refused to drive it as the clutch was too heavy and throttle response too harsh for her.

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A car for those of us who dream of speed. ..

But have two kids and a boatload of crap to lug around. Had to sell the track fettled scooby so making do with an Octavia vrs :(

Not sure this would get past the boss at that price though. May be getting another vrs or an s4 instead :(

Two weeks of Windows 10: Just how is Microsoft doing?

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Seems like a good start

Given my Win 7 desktop is rock solid (don't remember the last issue I had, despite running an overclocked processor and memory), I'll be waiting to upgrade that till next year, but I may be doing an upgrade on the family laptop over Christmas if it looks like it keeps improving.

No way I'm going to upgrade in the first two weeks of a new release of anything made by Microsoft :)

Intel emits Skylake CPUs for gamers, overclockers (Psst, you'll need new RAM and a new mobo)

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Cooling is going to be fun with 95W!

Have been thinking about replacing my 2500K that has been running at 4.5GHz for the last few years - the last couple of generations haven't given me anything much extra. Wonder if skylake will be better?

Speaking in Tech: Some douchebag put a bike rack on Tesla's new motor

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Fred Nix?

Clearly I'm not party to the Fred Nix inside joke. Googling has failed me - anyone any idea what the Fred Nix jokes are all about?

BREAKING NEWS: Apple makes money

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Re: Record profits yet Wall St says No

Deary deary me

The stock market is basically driven by fear and greed, but to suggest that Apple goes private is just stupid. For a start, who has the funds to buy the shares of the world's most valuable company (by market cap)? And who would take it private, and why, to what end?

Apple is not a person that can be offended by the change in shareprice. How do you think shareprices are set - by analysts grouping together in some darkened room and cackling over a (computer generated) cauldron? Or by pension funds, insurance companies, hedge funds etc buying and selling based on whether they think they can turn a good enough profit in the future for their investment.

I'm not saying that the capital markets are not without huge issues and have stepped far far beyond sense in a lot of cases, but this is one of the few areas that actually follows what probably should happen. Apple gives guidance on future results, analysts and others say what they think as well, the actual results are published and they are lower, the price moves lower to reflect the lower expectations. I struggle to see what the issue is. If you want to rant and rave at the stupidity of the stock market, go take a look at naked short selling, or the floatation of Box.

Here's why Whittingdale kicked a subscription BBC into the future

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Do not mess with Radio 4 Mr Whittingdale...

... if you value your Tory seats in the home counties.

Fancy signing into Windows 10 with Office 365? WHOA there, my friend

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This is really not good enough...

.... MS need to sort this out PDQ. The sign in process in Win 8 already is a bit weird with ODFB and Office, and the confusing prompts for a Microsoft Account (aka my hotmail log in which is what it will be for a large number of people I suspect).

It doesn't seem that hard to design a sensible single sign on for Win 10, but that woudl require their product team, heaven forbid, from working together for once

Your security is just dandy, Apple Pay, but here comes Android

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Meh

I don't just have payment cards in my wallet - I have cash (as not everyone takes cards - the coffee van that comes round to my client site for example), my card for the AA, my Tesco clubcard. I like the technology and where it is going, but I'll still need my wallet for now and so I don't see a great benefit (certainly not enough to make me replace my Android phone for an Apple one next upgrade cycle)

Nokia will indeed be back 'making' phones – and it's far from a foolish move

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Given where they had got themselves to...

.... getting Microsoft to pay as much as they did for the handset division was pretty impressive.

Now, if only they had applied that business sense earlier to not fall down the rabbit hole that they did...

Blighty's BONKERS BANKING BONKING BONANZA: Apple Pay arrives

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Headmaster

I've said it before and I'll say it again

Bring back Mondex! Used it at university in the late 90s and I need a nostalgia hit

On yer bike: Hammerhead satnav for cyclists – just don't look down

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Can it take routes from strava and other cycle planning software?

Lots of people use strava or other apps to plan their rides - a killer feature would it being able to accept tcx or gcx files for routes. Will have to investigate

EU net neutrality deal miraculously keeps everyone happy

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Bring on the downvotes

Seems like a sensible set of proposals to me. I'm not that bothered about Net Neutrality for the UK as most (to be fair, not all) people have a wide choice of ISPs and if one starts playing silly buggers others will soon start differentiating to attract customer.

Take a look at the 'unlimited' debacle - it may have taken a bit of time, but there are mainstream ISPs offering properly unlimited access (for a price) if that's what you after. If you're not that bothered as you don't download a lot of data, there are others that will offer a cheaper deal. Virgin have gone a different way, with dynamic throttling rather than monthly download limits (I'm with Virgin - the dynamic throttling works very well for what I use it for). It wasn't fast, but it worked - I can see no reason why the same wouldn't happen without net neutrality laws if some ISPs started killing iPlayer bandwidth unless you / BBC paid them more money.

I can see in countries where certain suppliers have a virtual monopoly in an area this would matter much more - I understand this is a particular issue in the USA. But I don't live there, so they can do whatever they think is best.

7/7 memories: I was on a helpdesk that day and one of my users died

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Very eerie in London

At the time my route to work was walking through Tavistock squre, but that morning I and my wife had decided to go in early as we were both busy - quite a good idea in hindsight. The bus that blew up was on the route that she used (No30 I seem to recall) which went down the Euston road to Kings Cross but because of the tube bombs had diverted down to Tavistock Square that morning

Walking back to Euston later that afternoon was really very strange as all the tubes and buses had been cancelled, so everyone was walking. The streets were filled with people but it was very quiet with the mobile networks all still switched off. Walked up the other side of Tavistock Square on my way and saw what was left of the bus, before they screened it off.

Got one of the first trains out of Euston after they opened the station late afternoon - first and only time that strangers talked to strangers on London transport.

RIP

Chair legs it from UK govt smart meter installation programme

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Rule 1 for Quangos

You must be outside the glasshouse before throwing stones.

I suspect the Baronness was reminded of the rule on her way out the door

Hi-res audio folk to introduce new rules and weed out impure noises

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Lead ears...

I think I;ve read before about people who say they have 'golden ears' and can tell the difference between very subtle increases in dynamic range and sampling rate.

I however have 'lead' ears, which means I've never really been able to tell the difference between rubbish and amazing, or any grades in between. Which saves me money, as I can happily continue on my merry way with my £10 bluetooth earphones and MP3 files and get exactly the same experience as if I had spent £10k on some crazy super kit.

Ignorance may not be bliss, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper.

Downing Street secretly deletes emails to avoid exposure to FOIeurs

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Er, old news?

This kind of thing has been standard across central government since FoI became law 10 years ago. You have to choose to save off the important stuff (and there are archive systems to do this) and then everything else is cleared after a specified period of time - No10 have 3 months but I think the rest of Gov have between 6 and 12 months as the limit. Remember,this stuff has been in place since 2005 - storage was really very expensive back then and Gov IT budgets are limited (remember they are funded by taking money away from you as taxes).

The FoI Act specifcially did not include a clause to stop people deleting stuff before a request has been received to allow removing anything unimportant / incriminating (delete as appropriate :) )

Of course, deleting stuff after receiving a request will get you in a load of trouble.

SME IT contracts? That's the last thing Whitehall wants – report

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Nirvana.... or not

Currently working on a project with a private sector business where they have SMEs rather than a single big integrator. It's a disaster (which is why I'm here to try and help fix it).

Just goes to show that if you don't have the fundamentals of IT delivery right, things will screw up just as easily with an SME as with one of the big boys.

GDS to handle Govt payments? What could possibly go wrong?

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Being a former civil servant, I'm usually annoyed when people mention Yes Minister as real life in Government tends to be stupidly complex and has lots of very good people doing as good a job as can be done in difficult circumstances (certainly just as good or bad as in the private sector in my experience - you just don't see them being eviserated in the press very often).

However, this has all the hallmarks of the minister in question being throughly Sir Humpreyed.

"Welcome to your new office Minister. Just read this brief on how wonderful we are. Oh by the way, you have a select committee meeting in 3 days where you'll have no choice but to regurgiate our briefing as you don't know any better yet, and then you'll be stuck defending us forever more lest you be accused of a U-Turn".

Backwaters in rural England getting non-BT gigabit broadband

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Re: Isn't this in David Cameron's neck of the woods?

No. His constiuency is Witney, and I don't think the list of villages are covered by his constituency. I know some of the villages and they are very small and very wealthy. Seems perfect for FTTP.

BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ...

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I read that as 'i seem to remember Dunham was hot', as in the character Olivia from the aforementioned TV series...

Daddy Dyson keeps it in the family and hoovers up son’s energy biz

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YMMV

My Dyson hasn't broken which is a surprise given the amount of plaster dust, rubble and other unsuitable crap I've thrown at it over the years. always impressed with the industrial design making it easy to take apart and find the random kids coloring pencil that it has sucked up

Steely wonder? It's blind to 4G and needs armour: Samsung Galaxy S6

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Re: Quite sad..

Didn't know that the G3 has a removable battery - will check it out

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Re: Quite sad..

Good point. note 4 is a bit big for me but i may have to suck it up if i want a removable battery

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Quite sad..

... as I'm due an upgrade of my work mobile later in the year, buck sucky reception, no SD card slot and lack of a removeable battery come together to make a dealbreaker.

Shame really as I think my S4 is really very good (have had iPhones and Blackberries in the past) and I may be the only person in the entire world who quite likes Touchwiz and didn't find the S4 plasticky.

What annoys me more is that there is no longer a flagship android with a removable battery - using this as a work phone (with some games & podcasts added for my commute) I swap batteries more often than you would imagine and having to wander round the office talking on the phone while an external power pack is dangling away off the phone will annoy me.

Yes, yes, I should remember to charge it while I'm at my desk or bring my charger to meeting rooms etc, but I'm sometimes too busy and forget. A quick battery swap is easily the most convienient option, now sadly not available if/when i upgrade and choose a flagship android phone.

Bonking with Apple is no fun 'cos it's too hard to pay, say punters

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Bring Back MONDEX

Felt very futuristic when we were using it at University in 1999.

A pox on these flashy modern gizmos.

BBC waves £230m of feepayers' dosh at tech backbone deal

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I thought the cabinet office had moved away from the 'tower' model?

Wasn't the Tower model all the rage in the late 2000s and Cabinet Office had now recommended public sector bodies to move away from it?

Unless the Beeb are way ahead of time and anticipating the inevitable pendulum swing back to it in 10 years time?

To defend offshore finance bods looting developing countries of their tax cash

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different topic

I think you're mixing up free trade and taxation of investments. The article is about taxation once a company has invested, though i think what's in your mind is protectionism in order to build up local industries in the way that South Korea and India did ( and the UK and US did much earlier). If youare interested in that aspect I'd recommend Ha Joon Chang's book 'Bad Samaritans' - he's a developmental economist at Cambridge.

Thinking about it, I'd be interested in Tim's take on that in a future article

V&A Museum shows Guardian's destroyed MacBook as ART

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Re: me

It's not hardware that annoys me, its software. Now we get everything digitally, there are no more CDs to frisbee across the room in frustration.

Its a good thing iTunes never had a physical manifestation when I was using it in the past - an angle grinder would have been the least of its worries.

Home Office awards Raytheon £150m over e-borders cancellation

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Re: Seriously

The first rule of the blacklist for crap suppliers...

... is that you don't talk about the blacklist for crap suppliers, lest their lawyers get wind of it.

"Of course you're a valued supplier, its just that someone else provided a better bid on this contract... and this one.... and this one.... and every contract we get a whiff you're involved in for the next 10 years...

Health & Safety is the responsibility of Connor's long-suffering girlfriend

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Ah, I remember this one

... my usual option was:

j) Try and fix it and put in a worse hack than the original problem. After forgetting to check the code out and back in properly so some poor sap has to merge the code later.

Maybe that's why I'm not allowed near anything more complex than powerpoint these days.

Attack of the Digital People: The BBC goes fully Bong

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Hmmmm

Is this kind of malarky well paid? If so it sounds like the kind of indoors, easy to do, hard to measure work that I like to be involved in. Time ot polish the CV

I find myself thinking that Wally from Dilbert really has the right approach more and more each day.

Universal Credit could take 10 YEARS to finish, says Labour MP

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Stephen Timms

In the words of a former colleague who worked for him:

"One of the few genuinely decent human beings in parliament".

I'd like to believe that he's raising this due to be being a shambles, rather than as a party hack scoring points.

Tastier Lollipops for chosen few as Google releases Android 5.1

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Much as I like android..

... this really is the worst aspect of it, waiting not just for the handset maker but also the network (depending on your device) to bother to update it.

And my 2012 Nexus 7 has slowed to a crawl as I stupidly assumed that Google had tested its impact on on the Nexus devices before pushing it out. The upside is I did manage to use it as an excuse with The Boss to let me buy a Z3 Compact tablet which is great and give the Nexus to my son as a dedicated Minecraft tablet :)

Phabba-dabba-do: Samsung hypes up Galaxy S6 and S6 Edge

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no s6 for me

While i appreciate I'm in a minority, the reason i bought a s4 was the sd card slot and removable battery. As a work phone, it's so much easier to swap the battery when it is running low than plug in and carry around one of those external packs while I'm trying to speak on the phone and there isn't a handy socket nearby. Similarly, work will only buy me the base storage version as any additional storage costs more and isn't really for work purposes (i have a 64 gb card with music, podcasts, games etc on it).

Quite sad as i don't think there is a flagship Android with a removable battery now.

UK.gov shuns IT support tower model. Now what the hell do we do?

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Reason it will never work? Salaries outside paygrades.

It's time to give up on the idea of ever having central government IT functions unless the grade structure is changed. You just cannot recruit perm staff with the necessary skills if you are trying to fit into the civil service pay grades.

For example - bottom of the deputy director pay grade is somewhere around £50-60k (I seem to remember). A dep director is not a doer, he/she would be someone managing an entire IT project - the pyramid then flows down to the point where to fit in with the grades and salaries, anyone who actually does any work like cutting code or configuring development environments could be on a maxium of £30k ish (my guess is the old HEO grade in DWP, or Grade D in HM Treasury). In Central London.

Now, I'm not saying that you can't live on £30k in London, but anyone half decent could make more elsewhere.

'Utterly unusable' MS Word dumped by SciFi author Charles Stross

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Don't mind the change tracking in Word

Maybe if you're an author it sucks, but for general office related tasks it seems to work well enough for me. I couldn't get on with LibreOffice, but then I think that's only because I'm so used to Word everything just felt in the wrong place.

Mégane Renaultsport 275 Trophy: Hands-on gizmo-packed motoring

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275 hp 4 pot engine? Easy...

.... as Scoobys and EVOs have been doing it for years and years. My track car was a 2003 Impreza that I fettled to 320hp. There are plenty being ragged around by boy racers (and slightly older racers like me) that are even older.

Wouldn't want to put that kind of power through just the front wheels of a car of that vintage though...

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No passengers?

I've done track days with all of the major UK operators and visited all of the major UK tracks and never encountered an operator or a circuit that bans front seat passengers.

Timing, handheld cameras, back seat passengers, all regularly banned. But never front seat passengers. Sadly I had to sell my track car last year and haven't been on a track day for about 14 months, but I can't imagine things have changed so radically in the last year.

£100 MILLION poured down drain on failed UK.gov IT projects - in just ONE YEAR

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Re: Basically...

Agree - a sure fire way to screw up a central gov IT project is to let Cabinet Office get wind of it and send people to 'help'. My advice is to brief security and not let them in the building.

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