* Posts by Vulch

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It may date back to 1994 but there's no end in sight for the UK's Chief customs system as Brexit rules beckon

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Re: Still. The Farage Garage will be open for business on time.

Maybe if UK members of the EU fisheries committee had bothered to turn up to meetings, and voted in favour of better policies when they did, and the UK government hadn't decided to put no restrictions on fishermen selling their quotas to foreign boats?

When even a power-cycle fandango cannot save your Windows desktop

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Re: a perfectly understandable error

Probably why a lot of them in Oxford and Cambridge particularly have a small bedroom as part of their office...

ISS air leakage fixed in time for crew handover, thanks to floating teabag

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Re: A Nimrod Variation

Given the usual state of so called tea in the colonies, one would hope the Russian side has a decent samovar installed with appropriate supplies.

We know there are a lot of, er, distractions right now but NASA's got some sweet video of its asteroid rubble raiser

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Re: descend under parachutes, it is hoped

Instead it would have to carry a lot of additional fuel there and back, and by a lot I mean a multiple of what the heatshield and associated equipment weighs.

England's COVID-tracking app finally goes live after 6 months of work – including backpedal on how to handle data

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Source available

The source code for the apps and the back end was uploaded to the NHSX account on GitHub this morning. Not much in the way of activity between the original upload and this one.

What would you prefer: Satellite-streamed cat GIFs – or a decent early warning of an asteroid apocalypse?

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Hmmm... Take half a dozen Starlink frames and bolt them together, keep the command and control bits, propulsion system and solar array from one of them, and you've got a nice bus for a 1m telescope that could be launched along with a batch of actual Starlinks. Feels like a nice student project to sort out a design that could be easy to manufacture and put several into orbit.

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And even if it does get finished, it needs to be ready not too long after the Ariane 5 goes out of service. ESA don't want to be storing one final booster and keeping the launch pad in useable form for too long.

Fresh astro-underwear, anyone? Orbital shenanigans as Progress freighter has last-minute ISS docking wobble

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Re: Only 3 hours?

The SpaceX crew Dragon deliberately went on a slow journey so the systems and habitability could be properly tested, in fact after the first launch attempt was aborted for weather the next opportunity was skipped because the flight would have been too short. Future Dragons may well take a quicker route if the timings are right.

All launches to the ISS from whatever launch site are timed to go up as the ground track of the ISS orbit passes over the launch site, but the ISS can be at any point along the orbit. This means the station and craft land up in the same plane but have to wait until the Soyuz/Dragon/Cygnus/Whatever catches up before they can dock. The different rockets can cope with different amounts of off ideal timing by doing a small (it costs fuel and payload) dogleg manouevre, and the latitude of Baikanour means the ground track gives a lot more flexibility in exact launch times when combined with the Soyuz capabilities. The Russians are thus able to pick launch times and dates to minimise the flight time, NASA and JAXA could pick launch dates that would give a 2 orbit 3 hour trip, but that would drastically reduce the number of possible launch windows.

Psst: Want to know who else has their snout in the Copernicus trough? (spoiler: it's not the UK)

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Next Starlink

The next Starlink launch is currently on for tomorrow, July 8th, at 15:59 UTC. Weather is 60% favourable, recovery fleet is on its way out.

Analogue radio given 10-year stay of execution as the UK U-turns on DAB digital future

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Re: The future is behind you ....

It's also a lot harder to run up a homebrew DAB multiplex for unlicenced purposes than it is to build a functioning AM or FM transmitter.

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Re: Radio 4 LW?

It is said that the Royal Navy's finest submarines have similar tuned to R4 LW...

UK government shakes magic money tree, finds $500m to buy a stake in struggling satellite firm OneWeb

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Re: It Could Be Made to Work ???

It appears to be important to know exactly what is meant by "It can be made to work". I've been poking around reading various articles and papers as I think up new keywords to look for. Best paper I've found so far involved using the Iridium satellites and suggested a likely accuracy (CEP) of around 10km, with various post-processing (which seemed to be mostly a case of waiting a while to collect more data) that could be reduced to around 400m. So yes, it can be made to work, but...

Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram

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Handily, if you take the Flanders and Swann London Omnibus* and fill it with concrete the result is near enough to 100 ton(ne)s to visualise the Chelyabinsk meteor as being comprised of such Monarchs of the Road.

* 30ft long by 10 ft wide. Not mentioned in the lyrics is 15ft tall making it easy to create a cube using 6 of them. NB Dimensions of actual buses may not be the same.

Machine learning helps geoboffins spot huge beds of hot rocks 1,000km across deep below Earth's surface

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Deep structures?

Just hope they haven't found Callastheon.

(Arthur C Clarke - The Fires Within)

Watch SpaceX's Starship SN4 prototype accidentally self-destruct in a rocket test burn

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Ground equipment

Apparently a comment from Elon as he was leaving KSC last night runs "Unfortunately what we thought was going to be a minor test of a quick disconnect ended up being a big problem," so not a problem with the rocket directly.

NASA's Human Spaceflight boss hits eject a week before SpaceX crew launch

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Did or didn't

Elsewhere speculation is split between him having rejected proposals from Boeing for both Lunar Gateway resupply and the Lunar Lander and them leaning on people, or for having included the Blue Origin bid for the Lander and the Orange One getting upset because Bezos is so supportive of the White House occupant.

Baby Diesel? Little d'Artagnan? There is another child of Musk in the world

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If he'd read the script

As a billionaire heavily invested in space he ought to be calling this one Walter or Donald as he'd already have used Scott, Virgil, Gordon, John and Alan.

NASA signs deals to put a rocket under Artemis flights until 2029

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Re: They

But that's why it's so much cheaper than developing everything from scratch would be!

Alledgedly

SpaceX's Elon Musk high on success after counting '420' Starlinks in orbit and Frosty the Starship survives cryo test

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Re: This may be a really obvious question.

Guesses have said $80 a month, Elon has mentioned $90 recently. Aimed at anyone with no sensible broadband.

Airbus and Rolls-Royce hit eject on hybrid-electric airliner testbed after E-Fan X project fails to get off the ground

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2.5MW would make a respectable railway locomotive by the look of it.

Apollo 13 set off into space 50 years ago today. An ignored change order ensured it did not make it to the Moon...

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Boffin

Cancellations

Strictly speaking it was Apollos 15 and 19 were the second batch of cancellations, with 16-18 being renumbered to become 15-17. In the original schedule Apollo 16 was going to be the first to carry an LRV so the less capable all-walking version of 15 was the one that got the chop.

Could WFH web traffic topple a Brit telco? Pfff, scoff operators. This has nothing on Liverpool v Everton streaming

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Congestion

IT Admins/support group concensus on tickets for VPN problems seems to be "Are you using wifi? Yes? Then I'm closing this ticket, open a new one if you're still having problems with a wired connection".

Lots of interference with everyone, their kids and their dog all trying to use wireless connections in multiple adjacent premises on a limied number of channels.

Brit MPs, US senators ramp up pressure on UK.gov to switch off that green-light for Huawei 5G gear

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Around then the smart money was actually on a war with the USA with them having used Ireland as a pretext to start something.

Bloodhound gang handles the pan again to get back to Hakskeenpan

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On the other hand the Black Arrow launched Prospero into LEO using concentrated Hydrogen Peroxide as one propellant component without killing anyone.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a flying solar panel: BAE Systems' satellite alternative makes maiden flight in Oz

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You'll be needing more mass in orbit to give the equivalent performance for things like photo reconnaisance, much further away means bigger and heavier optics. A satellite in LEO can't loiter over the area of interest either so you'll need more satellites for equivalent coverage.

Ancient Ore Crusher or KillBot 2000? NASA gets ready to pick a name for its Mars 2020 Rover

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Re: Marvin

Is that better or worse than an earth shattering kaboom?

Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems

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Re: "given that the rocket is lost during the test anyway?"

They're going to use both systems so there's redundancy in case of a problem with one.

Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports

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Re: But the drones!

atmosphere is too thin for drones anyway

They're working on it.

The Register disappears up its own fundament with a Y2K prank to make a BOFH's grinchy heart swell with pride

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Even the BOFH was a PFY once.

Happy Artemis Day everybody! NASA preps its monster rocket for testing

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Also SpaceX

Falcon 9 launch in the early hours of the morning sent a comsat on its way to GEO. The first stage made its landng on Of Course I Still Love You, but both fairing catchers (first time two have tried, last launch they both set out but had to return to port because of weather) narrowly missed.

Wham, bam, thank you scram button: Now we have to go all MacGyver on the server room

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Re: Dont have your machine room at the top of a building

In the early 80s the computer centre of what's now University of Bangor was moving from its home in the old MANWEB maintenance base to a shiny new purpose based building with lots of equally shiny new kit. Commissioning started with the aircon being fired up for the first time which proved its effectiveness by coating everything with a fine layer of cement dust from the open bag that had been left in a duct by the builders. I'd graduated by then, but several friends landed summer holiday jobs cleaning it out again.

Brewing in spaaaaace: SpaceX sends a malting kit to the International Space Station

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Pint

Re: Prelude to Mars

It's not exactly a micro-brewer running these experiments...

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Talking a Blue Streak: The ambitious, quiet waste of the Spadeadam Rocket Establishment

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Suspect they've been swapped, 24m is just short of 80ft.

ZTE Nubia Z20: It's £499. It's a great phone. Buy it. Or don't. We don't care

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Re: I am from Gdańsk and I beg for help

Also, Kiwi in this context is a brand of shoe polish rather than an antipodean flightless bird.

Two astronauts conduct a successful spacewalk, world+dog lose minds

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Re: Sorry Richard, you blew it

Strictly speaking they don't have any complete suits in a particular size on the station. What they have is a number of space suit parts in different sizes that can be combined to produce the best fit for any given astronaut. It takes time to swap bits round, in particular to move the life support bits from one torso unit to another. In the previous spacewalk it was decided to change who would be going outside rather than spend the several crew days required to build the different sized suit.

NASA Administrator upends the scorn bucket on Elon Musk's Starship spurtings

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Something has been nagging me about the look of Starship

Last night I realised, the design is based on Fireball XL-5.

India's Chandrayaan-2 and Vikram lander split amicably above Moon, SpaceX hops over Texas

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Re: One Lunar Day?

Temperature. The Chinese lander and rover use radio-isotope heaters to keep warm overnight, along with more insulation. It's all weight and the main purpose of this mission is just to land successfully and prove the technology. Expect longer surface life next time.

New British Army psyops unit fires rebrandogun, smoke clears to reveal... I'm sorry, Dave...

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Re: Hmm, seems I've seen this somewhere else ..

Shame they put a General in charge. If they'd gone for a Brigadier they could have called in UNified Intelligence Taskforce.

Oz watchdog claims Samsung's leak-proof phones ad campaign doesn't hold water

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Re: Galaxy S7 owner

I got myself an S7 Active for Ingressing in the rain after my S6 objected to a few damp 8-rolls. Has a tendency to zoom right in as raindrops hit and run down the screen but lets you finish the banner. Also has a 50% bigger battery giving you longer to find a suitable tree or shop awning to shelter undder while you try and persuade it the USB port is dry enough to use. Downside, only officially sold via AT&T in the states so grey import and the additional crap is less useable than usual.

She's just a Cosmic Girl but UK.gov is dangling £20m to have Beardy Branson's 747 launch satellites from Cornwall

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Possibly being seen by the county as a way to help Newquay Airport to stay open. With Plymouth Airport currently shut the next nearest is Exeter.

Rocket Lab picks up the pace while SpaceX sends a Dragon to the Space Station

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Re: Kudos for mentioning Iron Sky

40 years ago was the 80s, not the 60s! The current suits were designed alongside the Shuttle and although the design is that old, the actual items in use were manufactured more recently. There has been a need for new components for a while as the old ones wear out and are taken out of service, but not enough in the budget for everything needed.

Julian Assange jailed for 50 weeks over Ecuador embassy bail-jumping

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Re: @Len After 50 weeks

According to the extradition treaty the USA can not bring additional charges once they've got hold of him, what's in the request is it. Additionally the UK will not extradite for capital crimes unless a guarantee is made that the death penalty will not be invoked. Yes, the USA could ignore both of those conditions, provided they are willing to never have an extradition request go through again.

Last week in space: Giant aircraft, asteroid impacts and exploding satellites

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Re: Stratolaunch

UFO resupplied Moonbase using a Lunar Module launched (and recovered IIRC) from a large carrier aircraft. Got to keep the purple wigs amply supplied.

Just the small matter of the bill for scrapping Blighty's old nuclear submarines: It's £7.5bn

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Re: Wow.

It is an aircraft carrier, HMS Prince of Wales. Second of the pair due to be operating F-35-Bs at some point when there's enough of them flying.

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Appoint Chris Grayling as Minister for Disposing of Nuclear Submarines and we should be able to get through all of them before anyone spots the pattern.

Mind you, half of them would probably miss the Russian ships, and the US Navy, French Navy (we tried once with them already, score draw) and Isle of Wight might spot it...

Champagne corks undocked as SpaceX brings the Crew Dragon back to Earth

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Spot the Canberra

The chase aircraft NASA used to provide the imagery from aquisition to the drogue chutes opening was a WB-57, a heavily modified example of the English Electric Canberra built in the USA. One of three still operated by NASA 70 years after the first examples flew.

Meizu ditched hole-free phone because it was 'just the marketing team messing about', not because no one really gave a toss

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Re: Deal...

And with a decent sized bezel so you can actually carry the thing round (OK, so I play Ingress) in your hand without continually triggering accidental touches on the screen.

SpaceX Crew Dragon: Launched and docked. Now, about that splashdown...

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Re: Landing

With that being the 35th landing and the 69th Falcon 9 launch, it has now reached the point of more than half the launches have had the first stage land again.

There are two Heavy launches planned for the imminent future, the first one for Arabsat 6A is due to be the next flight from LC-39A so needs the base of the TEL to be reconfigured. The second is a test flight for the US Air Force expected to fly 6 to 8 weeks after the first using the same set of three first stage cores.

How do you solve a problem like Galileo? With a strap-on L-band payload, of course!

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Re: Hirzon angles??

we could make the sticks from Meccano

Made in France these days, you'll be needing an import licence.

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Mushroom

Re: Hirzon angles??

Incoming munitions tend to have quite a good view of the sky, by the time they get to cities it's boom time...

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