* Posts by John Robson

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Testing for COVID with the sound of a cough? There’s an app for that

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Huh

"you won't need to cough up a cent.

Sorry about that"

Why would you apologise... a good pun it it's own reword.

Ford to sell unfinished Explorers as chip shortage bites

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Re: Thank god for small favors

Do try reading properly....

So you drive long distances internationally - and you do this without ever stopping for fuel, or comfort breaks, or safety breaks. To be honest it really makes no difference - if you are regularly spending all day behind the wheel as you claim then you really should be moving to an EV. It'll save you a fortune.

Suggesting that I have "inflicted" "limited range" on myself is rather rich. I even linked to a relatively recent YouTube video - in which a dino juice vehicle raced an EV over a 10 hour highway journey (about the worst possible case for the EV). I haven't changed any of the journeys I regularly make - there is no more limit to the range of an EV than an ICE - both need a top up every so often.

My underlying assumption, which is borne out by the statistics on road travel, is that long journeys are rare. There are vanishingly few days when the vast majority of motorists drive more than 200 miles.

Not quite sure why you think a high density city would make that number higher, when I lived in a high density city I didn't need a car at all, that's kind of the point of high density.

I said that I expected there to be a stronger than random correlation between the two groups of ~1/4 of the population. I explicitly said they wouldn't overlap perfectly.

My "little bubble" is one in which I use an EV, and don't have issues getting from A-B. Your "little bubble" is one in which there are imaginary problems stopping you doing anything that might be of benefit to you or others, because you haven't already done it.

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Re: Thank god for small favors

"Ah yes, but given the lack of chargers it is highly likely that you may spend as much time queueing as you will charging if you managed to arrive just when all chargers filled up. In other words, you then spend time watching for people trying to jump the queue."

Ah - someone who doesn't have an EV making up situations again. If I arrive somewhere and the chargers are all in use I'll probably carry on to the next charger, at the second one I'll check how long the vehicle in front is likely to be and make a judgement call (based on the state of the bladders in the car), only at the third will I usually wait.

Of course this hasn't happened in a very long while, because it's already pretty rare, and getting consistently rarer with public chargers becoming both more numerous and faster.

And it's only ever something you ever need to think about on relatively rare long journeys - because 98% of the mileage is done without ever touching the public charging network. Whereas an ICE vehicle is always looking at the next fuel station, even when you are only doing typical (and inherently inefficient) short journeys.

Not everyone can charge off road, but the vast majority can (24% of households don't have off street parking, but 23% of households don't have a car - those groups won't perfectly overlap, but I suspect there will be a correlation that is substantially better than random).

I often see queues at dino juice stations, and remember them being common as well. The queues might only take 5-10 minutes but this affects ICE owners for every mile they do, not so for EV owners.

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Re: Thank god for small favors

"I think the key question here is how much that costs in terms of energy and range"

Well, actually it costs some energy, and *improves* range - because the batteries spend very little time at the less efficient lower temperatures. Of course if you are plugged in overnight then the batteries can be prewarmed from the mains, so the range is unaffected (though the electricity cost will still exist).

"Personally I prefer a PHEV - best of both worlds."

Or the worst of both worlds, carrying around multiple basically independent power trains...

A modern 350kW charger (in a car that will take it) will give you enough juice to do your next 2 hours of motorway driving in less time than it takes you to relieve yourself of your previous drink (6 minutes provides 35kWh, which is about 140 miles or two hours on the motorway).

It takes easily that long to pump liquid fuel (and pay for it), although you probably need to do it less often, but comfort breaks are a safety thing as well as a comfort thing - and you can't take a break whilst you fill up, because you have to supervise the pump.

Long journey in Australia as an example.

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Re: Thank god for small favors

Well - since deisel will be significantly gelled at that temoperature... you might find that even ten miles will beat an ICE.

Or you could look at actual behaviour... Let's pick norway, since they have pretty cold winters. Teslas are well used as well - because they manage their battery temperature.

So it's not inevitable that an EV range suffers any more than an ICE does.

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Re: Thank god for small favors

And physics is why decent EVs thermally manage their batteries.

I read it as the common accusation that the heater was to blame... If you drive an ICE vehicle that gets 50mpg you lose about 8 miles an hour of range idling the engine.

In an EV if you assume that you are going to use a 4kW heater constantly (which strikes me as rather unlikely) then you give up ~16 miles an hour.

Yes, in percentage terms it's worse, but I've been very generous to the ICE here. My last ICE vehicle was meant to get 50mpg, I used to get ~35-36 on a good day (worse in the cold) - so that was probably losing 11-12 miles of range an hour.

An EV heater should be a heat pump, and shouldn't need a constant 4kW (being in a small box with four single bar electric heaters seems like it would get quite warm quite fast, so even 4kW heat required seems overkill). If you drop to 2kW heating load you're already down to 8 miles an hour range - if you can lower that load using a heat pump then, hang on I was already losing less range than my ICE vehicle.

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Re: Thank god for small favors

You could get a vehicle with a decent heat pump :p

Oxidation-proof copper could replace gold, meaning cheaper chips, says prof

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Re: Effect on copper prices

"And I'm sure Apple with jump on any tech that shortens the life of its phones."

Really? You pick on the one company that has had exceptionally good long term support for it's handsets. The last seven generations of their phones (not counting the SE models, since they're just a repackaging of one of other generations) all support the latest version of iOS.

Unable to write 'Amusing Weekly Column'. Abort, Retry, Fail?

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Re: Turbo Pascal - Missing Semi-Colon at line 454

I'm not saying it shouldn't throw a warning... and I agree that 99% of the time it'll come back and bite you...

But if the last char on the last line isn't a semicolon, and should be... then the risk is pretty small.

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Re: Turbo Pascal - Missing Semi-Colon at line 454

If you know the code is missing a semi colon, and you know exactly where it is missing a semi colon... then just assume one is there...

ITC judge recommends banning toner imports that infringe Canon's IP

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Re: Epic names

Had a friend at uni with an 88 character name... Bank forms were particularly challenging (He ended up using just his first name and the second half of his surname - bringing it down to a manageable thirteen characters).

The right to repairable broadband befits a supposedly critical utility

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Re: I beg to differ...

As have I - possibly the difference between reactive and proactive service though.

If the line has been showing deg then they should have done something about it before 11 months.

Driver in Uber's self-driving car death goes on trial, says she feels 'betrayed'

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Re: the crux of it all.

Good thing we don't expect human learner drivers to be taught be people who will ever more rarely be required to intervene in their driving.

A hud with information about the decisions that the system is taking would probably be a useful addition - equivalent to "conversation" with a learner driver.

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Who cares....

"Her defense team will argue she was checking Slack messages from Uber in her work phone at the time, whilst prosecutors will say she was watching an episode of reality show The Voice on her personal handset."

It doesn't really matter which, it matters whether either of these was considered acceptable whilst being the legally responsible driver in a vehicle.

If checking slack is something which was accepted, or even expected, by her employers then that is a serious issue.

She was a safety driver, not a systems engineers meant to be heads down doing other work whilst the vehicle was in motion.

Prototype app outperforms and outlasts outsourced production version

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Luxury, when I were a lad we had the sides of a cardboard box and were grateful for that. Four sides mind, we really were lucky.

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You accidentally hit the n key...

"Modern tag lie" is presumably what you meant to type

UK Home Office dangles £20m for national gun licence database system

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Vendors will have to move fast?

Not be quick on the draw?

Rate of autonomous vehicle safety improvement slowing – research

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Re: Ah, the old moving goalposts

The meatsacks.

The complete acceptance of road deaths, the lack of effective roads policing, or penalties from courts.... the meatsacks are the problem.

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Re: Ah, the old moving goalposts

"AV are not up to human standards"

I think you overestimate the standards of human drivers.

For appropriate roads (and here motorways are pretty much the ideal case) AV can already do two things:

- Navigate the motorway better than a meatsack

- Hand back to a relatively fresh meatsack at the far end

- Thus improving the safety of roads it's not used on

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Meh - it depends on *how* they disengage...

It might turn out that it's better to stop than just stop controlling stuff...

UK govt signs IT contracts 'without understanding' the needs

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Re: No shit, Sherlock?! - Expanded

"Clueless management and poor requirements arr endemic to all."

Is that a hint? Are pirates well managed?

China details relocation plan for up to five million datacenter racks

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Re: I'd be amazed if they intend to power them with coal.

"Solar panels are not recyclable"

No, because 85% reuse of the silicon isn't recycling at all...

And EVs do not require lasting several times as long an ICE vehicle to be ecologically beneficial. They do "cost" more to build, but only on the order of 40ish%.

And that is offset, even with fairly generous (to ICE) assumptions about electricity production within a few years.

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Re: I'd be amazed if they intend to power them with coal.

I'll take that as an "I didn't bother counting external costs because they're inconvenient".

There is no doubt that a large scale burn can be better controlled than lots of small burns - and EVs take advantage of that brilliantly. But they also allow for significantly cleaner methods of energy harvesting.

The fact that you think that solar panels have a 10 year lifespan and then have to go to landfill is the killer though - solar panels are easily recycled, and the volume of them coming to the end of their life is starting to grow, which will make this an easier process still.

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Re: I'd be amazed if they intend to power them with coal.

"Actual real-world all-in costs."

So you've included illnesses and deaths from pollution, the costs of climate change...

What value did you put on death or on long term lung disease?

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Re: I'd be amazed if they intend to power them with coal.

"Coal remains very much the cheapest large scale energy source on genuine all-in whole-of-life basis."

Assuming you ignore all the costs you don't like

Google to wind down pandemic work-from-home

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Re: What I learned from the Pandemic

Erm no - it's not a straw man at all.

In fact it's a response to more than just your individual post.

Your claim that your freedom not to have a free, well tested, proven effective, medication to protect those around you is more important than the freedom for those people to be able to leave their houses with some confidence of safety. It's not, you're just being a selfish jerk (Yes, I know you have taken the vaccine, albeit apparently under duress).

But given the numbers of people who refuse to even take the very simple step of wearing a mask during a pandemic... I can only conclude that selfish jerk is simply the default way of being for a significant (and noisy) minority.

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Re: What I learned from the Pandemic

"There's nothing inane about freedom."

"Freedom" to not wear a piece of fabric is inane.

Freedom to leave your house is important.

The refusal of people to wear a small amount of fabric prevents many others from leaving their house...

Therefore the "freedom" to not wear at least a small piece of fabric is not - people claiming it are doing a massive disservice to the concept of freedom.

Govt suggests Brits should hand passports to social media companies

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Re: It's ID cards again isn't it?

Yes - and they absolutely should get to see it. Else they're just blindly signing certificates.

What they don't need to do is make a record of all the additional data they collected when issuing certs.

A list of cert fingerprints and name will be useful to revoke certs as needed (though I can't really see much need - the person who needs their cert revoked can turn up with their ID and their cert and ask for it to be revoked).

And of course you don't need a single central list of issued certs, each LA will have a record of the certs it's issued, but there whole point of the process is that that data never needs to be shared outside the LA (and such sharing should be explicitly banned). The certificate is valid because it has a signed chain of trust to the root CA, not because it exists in some database.

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Re: Two mutually exclusive options here

No IP addresses aren't hugely reliable, but they are a reasonable first effort, and will deal with the vast majority of issues.

The fact that we don't even try to prosecute any of them is the problem, not that we can't catch the tech savvy few percent.

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Re: Two mutually exclusive options here

And the vast majority of those people could be easily traced - simply get the IP address used to post the offensive material and follow the ISP.

What we need is police, and courts, willing to act on such hate crimes. Not the compulsion to spaff your real address everywhere, making doxing even easier.

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Re: Two mutually exclusive options here

Why does anonymity prevent security?

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Re: It's ID cards again isn't it?

Simple - it could be a signed certificate.

Government creates a CA, then an issuing cert - this signs the certs of local authorities who then sign your ID without ever having to store the details.

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Can we force politicians to use their real names then?

Alexander de Pfeffel...

Alphabet's Wing drone unit inks supermarket delivery deal

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Re: Better suited to pharmacy products

Low volume/weight and high cost...

So ideal for printer ink?

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Re: "the next evolution in delivery technology"

You only need emergency drugs to be kept cold for the flight though - if it's not needed in the next thirty minutes it's not an emergency delivery.

A relatively small pack of dry ice in an insulated container is likely to be more than is needed.

One of my medications needs to be kept refrigerated, but it is always warmed to room temperature before use (since very cold injections aren't all that fun). I presume the same is the case with insulin (just checked - 28 day lifetime at reasonable temperatures), which would probably mean that you don't even need to actively cool it, maybe wrap it in a little bubble wrap if you live in a very hot part of the world...

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Re: "the next evolution in delivery technology"

There are very few places where the roads are not going to be maintained anyway, and the carbon footprint of the person is not tied to their job.

A failure in tracking isn't a reason not to use a delivery - you'll end up with exactly the same problem with any delivery mechanism.

If you *must* have nuggets at 3 in the morning then I question your choices - but I'd suggest that a fleet of drones shouldn't be operating at 3 in the morning anyway. A simple bike is almost certainly the better choice.

If you need an AED at 3 in the morning then absolutely send a drone, or maybe just don't - since you seem to think that the drone would then be responsible for the rest of that person's lifetime carbon emissions (at least you attribute those to the trike).

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Re: "the next evolution in delivery technology"

Because drones are fun for the same reason helicopters are.... they fly by beating gravity into submission.

That's never going to be an efficient form of transport - trucks might be bad, but the answer to an underutilised truck isn't a tiny helicopter, it's a smaller road vehicle.

Where time is of the essence (medicines), and mass is small (medicines, tests, cards...), or where human contact is really unwanted (covid test deliveries) then there is a place for this.

But an electrically assisted (no idea how hilly canberra is) cargo trike will beat most things for energy efficient transport.

Europe's largest nuclear plant on fire after Russian attack

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Re: I know it can't be done

Using an aircraft to bomb? How quaint.

Apple has missed the video revolution

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Re: Apple had spectacularly bad timing

"The M1 was released really for the Air crowd – maximum portability and battery time but not a lot of oomph"

Have you ever used one? They pack a serious amount of compute power.

No, they aren't a full blade chassis with densely packed CPU blades... but that's not their purpose.

Your app deleted all my files. And my wallpaper too!

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Re: Concepts are hard to understand

I've said this before, but I've done that on a production system...

I blame my manager - we were short on hardware and so I ended up doing chroot development on the production build server.

I meant to clean up the chroot jail, but accidentally typed rm -rf /bin /usr /etc instead of the same without the / in front of each...

Alarm raised after Microsoft wins data-encoding patent

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Re: Ban software patents.

"We need to go back to the "If you can't bring in a physical working model of your idea, you don't get to patent it." style of patents."

Mostly - the blueprints probably, but some working prototypes are just too expensive for a smaller inventor to build.

If I come up with a likely method to provide a warp drive, or an on-earth teleporter, or whatever takes your fancy from SciFi... then I may well not have the resources to produce a working version.

Should I be able to protect my invention?

Could you reasonably say that you can register a pending patent with blueprints, but an actual patent needs a working prototype?

Intel's plan to license x86 cores for chips with Arm, RISC-V and more inside

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Re: Intel

"You remind me of a person who is about to drown. their arms flailing in a desperate effort to remain afloat."

Whilst that is the popular presentation for TV the reality is usually very different - people don't have the capacity to wave their arms in the air when they are really drowning.

https://rnli.org/magazine/magazine-featured-list/2017/march/how-to-recognise-drowning-its-not-like-the-movies

There is a panic phase before they start drowning when they will, but that doesn't last long (since raising your arms tends to push your head underwater).

Tesla to disable 'self-driving' feature that allowed vehicles to roll past stop signs at junctions

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Or every vehicle will improve as the result of one investigation and subsequent upgrade - don't need every driver to learn about every edge case that they might only encounter once a decade.

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In the context of the planet it's renewable - because it it constantly being renewed by the sun.

In the context of the universe then we don't even exist as a rounding error on the least significant bit of any reasonable representation of the energy in play.

Geomagnetic storm takes out 40 of 49 brand new Starlink satellites

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Re: Read the damn weather forcast

Not really - they get raised to higher orbits in groups to allow the orbits to get separated (the orbits rotate around the earth gently, so you raise a few, wait some time and you're now in a different orbital position with the same inclination, then raise a few more... rinse and repeat.

And from what Scott Manley was saying it was primarily that they couldn't rotate themselves to position due to atmospheric drag, if they could then their thrusters could have kept them in orbit.

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Re: Cost

Yep - and they now *know* a condition that they can't get away with.

Far better than a "we're not quite sure".

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Re: Read the damn weather forcast

If I am reading it correctly - those 9 sats had already raised their orbits when the storm hit (and brought the atmosphere up to meet the other 40)

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Re: Insured?

And?

How much does a launch, let alone the hardware, cost for a conventional rocket customer?

That's a worthwhile test.

UK pins hopes on 'latest technology' to whittle down massive National Health Service waiting lists

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That would suggest that he *could* breath, and that he didn't actually need hospital treatment - i.e. valid triage?

To our total surprise, Apple makes adding alternative payment systems to apps 'painful, expensive, clunky'

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Everyone depends on tech they can't control...