Posts by GX5000

No water beasts required

It's not sharks..

It's NANOBOTS with FREAKING LAZERS!!

Now about that shark nanobot design...

The Empirical has no hashdumps

Here we go again with a Sue-ball because SalesPitch>Critical Thinking.

A Black Hat Conference is not a safe space, bad ideas not only will be criticized, but coded into digital hell.

To err is human

Would seem Tommy needs to keep his hands off the controls when in doubt.

The PEBtKAC is strong here.

Cripes I'm way too old

You had me at WordStar, for CP/M.....

Ah les mémories digitales!

SO sick of these hippies!!

"has upped its inclusivity game"

Oh gawd, they're gonna go woke/broke. Geebus help us!

Can we get past this crap, I want to enjoy my forthcoming retirement without all this garbage.

If anything the IM/IT crowd should be able to make Meritocracy hold up right?

"He is also the only man in the world who can articulate the word "recidivism" mid-sentence without a few practice runs or pausing for a swig of Monster Energy between syllables."

Way to go lowering the bar under water.

No wonder my younger subordinates are all lost unless I explain in emojis.

Hum...what?

Why is it that non one ever talks about the REAL issue with ball mice?

The effing rollers needed to be cleaned!

Those little bars were the real issue and the cake on them was always of the wrist sweat variety.

If you washed the balls but didn't clean those then shame on you!

You Crazyyyyyyyy

From the country busy implementing full 1984 surveillance and a full reward/punish system comes a phone to rule them all.

No thank you very much, you can keep your dystopian egg-roll.

Now when do we stop acting blind and tell them to cut this out before it gets exported here.

Simpsons did it

We've already found huge space diamonds right?

SO what are the chances those are remnants of suns like ours?

Set phasers to High and have a nice week end.

George Orwell is spinning in his grave at the speed of light

Has no one seen 1984?!

Opera to Fox

Stuck with IE because of our environment (in house apps etc) on WIN7/10.

Personally still using Opera (and Fox) since it's the only one that does speed-dial well, and the third party addons to block are plentiful and work well. Otherwise I set my clients to Firefox or Chromium (linux).

Friends don't let friends install Chrome, not even once.

31 years experience says so.

Creative Cloud software...Working off someone's else's Network Server.

Want security?

Use a non network PC for work and transfer data via physical media.

Most of my Clients have Air gapped all of their LANs from their WAN and Internet Capable devices.

Even that is only a 99% solution.

Yes but unfortunately

Yes, but unfortunately they make you sign these pieces of paper saying you won't talk about it for twenty five years after you leave the org....that being said, there isn't a system that can't be breached.

Diversity - doesn't mean what most people think it means anymore...