* Posts by Khaptain

4057 publicly visible posts • joined 4 May 2008

Men have LARGE APPENDAGES, are OXYGEN THIEVES: Science

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Re: What we really want to know...

Yes, that's why I don't mind people calling me big nose..

It's the games, STUPID: Sony makes 'about $18' on each PlayStation 4

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Does that include returned/failed units

18$ is approx 5% of the manufacturing cost, therefore only 1 in 20 units needs to have a problem and then they start losing money.(again)

Blue Light of Death anyone.........

Carl Icahn: I don't want to fight with Tim... but I will

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Re: Icahn

He represents everything that's wrong.

TFTFY

Bitcoin price soars after US Senate hearing on 'legit' currency

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Re: Good

I don't understand why currency should be taxed.. Is it not the goods that you buy with it that are taxable ?

As long as this does not turn into yet another method for the bankers/traders of Bitcoins to get rich at the expense of others then I don't see much of a problem.....yet....

Departing Ballmer shakes up Microsoft's top engineering boffins

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Translation

<quote>He is uniquely positioned to drive exceptional forward-thinking research that pushes the frontiers of computer science, while also driving impactful technology transfer through deep connections with our business teams.”</quote>

Translated from ShitSpeak to normal English:

He is hoping and praying that he will stumble upon something usefull, that might just sell, if the sales team ever speak to him again

Show us your Cook: Size is everything for Apple iWatch fans, apparently

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Go

A new species

>The prediction will come as some relief to insecure male Apple lovers

WTF is an "insecure male Apple lover ",

a : Is it someone that is having an affair with a timid, red fruit eating, man.

b : A slightly schitzophrenic, masculine fruit that lacks confidence and whose alter ego is a Don Juan character.

c : The opposite of a coke fueled, masturbating female apple......

Facebook, the BIGGEST WINDBAG on the planet? It'll blow $300m trying

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Re: Interesting thought...

Ah-ha, now we know how IPSOS get the results......

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Re: After thought

Wow, whatever happens the Architects are the winners.... Good to know that they do actually plan it out.

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Trollface

After thought

Do the architects also plan ahead in terms of what will happen to all the infrastructure when Facebok loses it's popularity ?

First the Yanks, now us: In-flight mobe use WON'T kill us all, say Eurocrats

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Unhappy

Fight Club

I can't think of anything better for creating "tension" within an aircraft than having to sit next to a twunt with a telephone stuck to his ear for the full flight.

Or worse still, sitting in the middle of 2 twunts......with telephones. ....ear....flight.

Who's hogging Amazon's cloud CPUs? I'll kill 'em ... oh, look, it was me

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Re: Frankly ...

Can you give a good reason as to why they are not worth employing ? I presume that it is not their only skill set and in general most people list all, or a good subset of their current skills.

Are you really a "Corporate IT Recruiter" , you appear to have a very negative attitude which doesn't really fit in with the requirements of the job.

Unbelievably RARE, two-horned 'UNICORN' SPOTTED in woods

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Yeeee Haaaah

I wonder how much that Texan business-twunt will pay to kill this protected animal, all in the name of preservation of course.........

Europe, SAVE US! Patriot Act author begs for help to curb NSA spying

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Dear American people

You are getting seriously fucked over by your own government, they are creating a shitpile that you will be cleaning up for years.

Amendments, what amendments, your government is simply saying "fuck the amendments, we do as we please".

The American governement has become a disease, let's hope/pray that it doesn't become an epidemic..

Slavery is coming back, in fact it's already here, to the good ol USA, have a quick look at this nice little wealth distribution vid

Knee jerk reaction, of course it is but what the fuck else is it going to take for people to wake up...

Morgan Stanley: Web firms too fat and ugly to bother investing in

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Re: Personal introspection

@Kristian : I have a feeling that you did not understand my post.

Morgan Stanley are criticising others for being too fat and too ugly, it is kind of irrelevant who they are criticising because they themselves are guilty of the aforementioned problems.

Alternatively ..............."Pot Kettle Black"..............

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Personal introspection

Morgan Stanley is too fat and ugly to bother investing in .........

Hyenas FACEBOOK each other with their ARSES: FACT

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Re: Disruptive experiments

What would that be called, Tree Trolling, Urinal Usurpation or maybe even Shit Stalking ?

HUMANITY STUNNED - Apple Retina iPad Mini arrives. A solemn moment

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Retina is dead, long live the Vagina

What we need know is Vaginal not Retinal....

Now that would make some interesting news.

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IT Angle

Sarcasm is defacto for all posts..

Apple kicks iStuff-sniffer out of App Store

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Re: So the T&Cs of Apples web site - @Stretch

So you can look at their website with your eyes but not through a computer program, even though both of them return the same result ?

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Re: So the T&Cs of Apples web site

@Steve : Yes I agree that they should not be allowed to make money from Apples data.

@Test Man : I don't understand how "scraping " would change the slighest thing for Apple, Scraping requires nothing more than performing normal requests to a web page, this is not a DOS scenario. It's not like they would have been doing 10000 requests per second. A 100 requests per day maybe...which is derisory at most.

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Re: So the T&Cs of Apples web site

Steve, this is data available on public websites, all they did was aggregate the information...

It's not hacking, cracking or theft. I honestly can't think of a worse place to display "compartementalised" data than on the WWW....

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Re: Cold Frenzy

All part of the trials and tribulations that an Aficionado must endure...

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Cold Frenzy

By allowing the consumers to know where devices are available the "frenzy" is reduced to nothing more than a bus ride....

Bloke named 'human' demands 'COPSLIE' licence plate

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Re: Alternatives

There is just so much wrong with that last reply.

Your AC status says quite a lot about how much "critisicm" you are willing to take here.

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Alternatives

Some alternatives that might let him win a darwinian award.

IH8COPS

COPKILLER

FUCOPS

COPSUCKER

I have always considered personal plates as being in the same line as Go Faster Stripes, or furry dice....

PC market bombs in Blighty as Gartner tracks plummeting shipments

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Holmes

Words from a prophet

And so continueth the endless cycle of consumerism.....amen..

FLIGHTMARE! Inflight cell calling debuts, dealing heavy blow to quality of life

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Re: Kneel

I couldn't agree more. I worked in the private jet industry for several years and our clients used their jets as a means of arriving fresh for meeting, they would "sleep" in their aircraft..........

Business is done on the ground between two people, face to face......... not in public.....

Doing "business" in public is more about being seen to do business rather than actually doing business.

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Public decency please

It is not legal, nor very polite, to piss, shit or spit in public places because it really does annoy a lot of people. Everyone I know adheres to this principal.

I consider that someone yapping on telephone is extremely annoying and I am convinced that the majority feel the same. Why are there therefore still so many fuckwits that can't or refuse to understand that is a fucking pain for anyone that doesn't want to hear it.

Then we are going to give people the right to do that in a damned aircraft..........

I can see the next stage though, Optional, but expensive, Phone Free zone seats...... Easyjet must be preparing their website as we speak.

Snowden: Hey fellow NSA worker, mind if I copy your PASSWORD?

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Re: Golden Rule

@Lars

>Very familiar, but what one has to try to do is to make those co-workers and bosses, who stand behind the person who has to enter a password, to voluntarily turn their head.

Normally I would make the situation into something funny. If I am at my desk or someone elses for that matter and I need to enter an admin account/password I will ask anyone watching if they are an "undercover agent" trying to get a hold of my password by watching my fingers, always in a light hearted tone. I can't think of many/any occasions where they didn't realise what they were doing and immediately look away.

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Golden Rule

All new employees in my office are given the same boring speech.

It doesn't matter who asks, never ever give your password to someone else, not me, not your immediate boss and definately do a "friend". Yes I have the means to change your password but no I do not have the means of knowing your current password ( Except when I look over your shoulder and follow your fingers - corporate policy makes this a little difficult though - 9 chars min, 3 different types). If you give your password to someone else then you accept all reponsability for any and all of the resulting consequences.

Giving your password to someone else is like putting your finger on the trigger of a loaded gun.

Spies and crooks RAVAGE Microsoft's unpatched 0-day HOLE

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Re: Shocking - up-to-date software avoids the problem

@Andy

>If you are running critical production devices on Win XP or Win Server 2003,

That would be about 60% ( probably more) of current megacorps then.

KRAKOOM! iPad Air explose in fireball, terrified fanbois flee Apple store

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Re: Some missing elements

or maybe Richard Stallman was taking out his revenge

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Devil

Some missing elements

They failed to mention that a bearded youth wearing a tshirt, with a evil faced green robot printed on the back, had been seen running from the shop just minutes earlier; holding some lighter fuel and a box of matches.....

Oooh! My NAUGHTY SKIRT keeps riding up! Hello, INTERNET EXPLORER

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Hentai ?

Why not add a little bit of nipple too.........( fnaar fnaar)

Depending on ones cultural background I presume that the image would be acceptable in Japan but unacceptable in Britain. Theresa May would have it classifed as Porn/PaedoBearImagery.

(Pun coming up) : Just how does one draw the line between the two ?

TWITTER CLOSES ... its first day of stock trading with shares up 73 per cent

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Headmaster

How do you ring a well ?

>but left the traditional ringing of the stock exchange well.

I couldn't see any "corrections" link, so said he taking on the roll of grammar nazi.

Furious Google techie on NSA snooping: 'F*CK THESE GUYS'

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Re: "How the fuck do these people sleep at night...."

>Otherwise caring and nurturing Nurses / Doctors were known to smother / overdose patients that were deemed unworthy.....

The question forebades: What was a worthy patient ?

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Mindboggling

How do the NSA manage to hide the resources ( hardware + flesh) that are required to stock all of this information? This must take huge amounts of processing power, they must have their own seperate power grid.

I can't even begin to imagine the storage + indexing facilites that would be necessary in order capture Googles data, Providers data, Telco data, World VIPs data (ok the last one is small). There must be literally thousands of people working in these facilities. The NSA make the stazi look like absolute amateurs.

How the fuck do these people sleep at night....

Cops: Bloke makes bet with wife. Wife loses - so hubby TASERS her

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Re: Before anybody suggests it is confined to the US ...

Isn't Jeremy Kyle a spinofff form the Jerry Springer kind of shows..

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Re: Before anybody suggests it is confined to the US ...

Yes, and as we all know, America produces more trash per capita than anywhere else in the world.

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Joke

Ever increasing standards

How do you increase the intellegence of the average American familly ?

Buy them a dog.

SCIENCE and RELIGION AGREE! LIFE and Man ARE from CLAY

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Interesting thought

If God exists then why would he bother with something as universally insignificant as mankind.

Microsoft CEO shortlist claim: It's just Elop, Bates, Mulally, Nadella and...

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Re: Choices choices choices

Just read a quick track record report of Elop on ZDnet, effectively things could get worse than Ballmer...

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Choices choices choices

As long as Balmer is out then can it really get any worse anyway ?

I can't judge Balmers business acumen but his presence was unbearable, he was a lousy figurehead for such a large company.

I don't think that it is so important who takes the lead as long as that person listens to his "paying" public a little more than the last guy did.

Samsung: Get ready to BEND OVER – foldable fondleslabs 'by 2016'...

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Re: "rather terrible advert"

Is there really something called an "LG Bender".... that's not going to go down ( pun intended) very well with the PC crowd.

Cyber dragnet: Five new HACKERS join FBI's 'most wanted' list

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I don't know the bible so had to do a bit of googling for the biblical reference, it's very appropriate...

Here is the passage

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

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Paris Hilton

Fothermucker

Does the guy on the far right also eat babies ?

Paris ------------->>>>>>>> He must be in the opposite club

Crowdfunded audit of 'NSA-proof' encryption suite TrueCrypt is GO

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To take it slighlty one step further, it would be even more credible if two(or more) seperate , independant and unknown to each other, teams should be given the task.

Each of the teams could then analyse and compare the results of the others eventually creating an aggregated result.

Then releasing the test scenarios in order that the greater public can attempt to reproduce the results and make their own decisions..

Mobe-makers' BLOATWARE is Android's Achilles heel

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Re: That's why we need a common hardware platform

"A common hardware platform" is the Cyanogenetic approach; business couldn't care less.

Cyanogenetic ; Adjective : FUD free .

Japanese boffins unveil INVINCIBLE robot rock, paper, scissors 'bot

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Re: Meanwhile

Before it will be used for medical purposes, it would be normal to presume that the military will get their hands on it first.

The utopic world that you describe often takes second place to that of the worlds super powers "needs"...

Amazon lashes Nvidia's GRID GPU to its cloud: But can it run Crysis?

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Bitcoin dilemma solution

I wonder if it would be a good platform for resolving the Bitcoin mining dilemma. Those GPU units can usually handle serious number crunching routines.