* Posts by Haku

1902 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Apr 2007

Oh my Word... Microsoft Office 365 unlatched after morning lockout

Haku

Re: Please explain to me ...

"and when they let you down you're left completely bereft."

Exactly.

I once had cloud storage that was part of a another online package I was paying for, I never used it to store anything vital. Then one day they announced the storage was being discontinued in x weeks so I better download any important files.

So even when you're paying for it, they can still take it away, which is why when I learned I had 50GB cloud storage with my BT Infinity 2 package I didn't even bother to figure out how to access it.

Apparently that storage has increased to 500GB, I'd prefer they give me an actual 500GB HDD.

In touching tribute to Samsung Note 7, fidget spinners burst in flames

Haku

Fidget spinners? Pah.

Everyone knows office chairs are the original time wasting fidget spinners.

It's the iPhone's 10th b'day or, as El Reg calls it, 'BILL RAY DAY'

Haku
Trollface

Has it realy been 10 years of people telling you they've got an iPhone?

Cause it feels like 20...

Four Brits cuffed in multimillion-quid Windows tech support call scam probe

Haku

Some sort of fitting punishment is needed. Here's my suggestion - a Big Brother task from hell.

Let them go free from jail, but install ten premium rate phones in their house, spread out in different rooms.

Make each phone's number publicly available for anyone to call, at any time, with the call revenue going to charity.

They must answer them for at least 30 seconds. Ignoring them, leaving them off the hook, unplugging or destruction of the phones will result in an additional phone being installed.

Games rights-holders tell ZX Spectrum reboot firm: Pay or we pull titles

Haku

Re: What a complete cockup this Vega thing is!

@ Lost all faith...

Actually it shouldn't be all that difficult to hack a 9 pin D port onto an existing bluetooth game controller. Throw in a microcontroller for the interfacing and you can use the extra buttons on the old 6-button Sega Megadrive joypads too.

I have a Zeemote JS1 bluetooth game controller but it's a right pain in the arse to get paired up and working properly on an Android device, perhaps there's a better working (connectivity wise) cheap bluetooth joypad out there that can be hacked.

Haku

Re: What a complete cockup this Vega thing is!

All we need now is a bluetooth joystick adapter that you can plug in your old 9-pin joysticks & joypads, cause touchscreens suck for oldschool gaming.

Ex-NASA bod on Gwyneth Paltrow site's 'healing' stickers: 'Wow. What a load of BS'

Haku

Re: why are all the hot ones crazy?

There are plenty of ugly ones that are crazy, but because they're ugly nobody pays attention to them.

Haku

Re: the "healing power" of "energy stickers"

Same here when I saw that picture of her with someone on the linkedin page and they appear to be drinking out of jam jars.

WTF is wrong with an ordinary glass?

Goddamn hipsters!

You'll soon be buying bulgur wheat salad* from Amazon, after it swallowed Whole Foods

Haku

Re: Have you ever or would you eat bulgur wheat?

@Snowy & Doctor Syntax

There's another 'food' that should be avoided for similar reasons, fat free Pringles that contain a fat substitute called Olestra

https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia/comments/30kq1w/as_olestra_caused_anal_leakage_in_some_customers/

Haku

Re: Tesco : it's actually got quite good.

"The latest 're-org' in my local Tesco's has hidden stuff that was once easy to find. Even the staff can't find it."

Same has happened with my local Tesco just recently.

I swear they use the shuffle of stock to new shelves as a way to eliminate discontinued products, often leaving patrons wandering the aisles looking for an item that just doesn't exist anymore.

Haku

Re: Have you ever or would you eat bulgur wheat?

Your review of bulgur wheat reminds me of the Amazon er, 'reviews' for sugar free gummi bears.

Well worth a read if you've got 5 minutes to spare whilst your bulgur wheat is making its way through your system... ;)

Haku

I read that as "burglar wheat salad" and wondered why Amazon were selling stolen food...

Perhaps it's time I wore glasses again.

Soldiers bust massive click-farm that used 500k SIM cards, 100s of mobes to big up web tat

Haku

France and UK want to make web firms liable for users' content

Haku

Re: You all knew what she was like as Home Sec

Unfortunately all of us who voted for someone other than her have to lie in the same bed :(

Haku

Now I remember what Theresa May looks like!

Open up two web browsing windows and put them next to each other.

In one do a google image search for: Theresa May open mouth

In the other, google image search for: Salt Vampire

I fought Ohm's Law and the law won: Drone crash takes out power to Silicon Valley homes

Haku

Re: Manufacturer imposed NFZ's (No Fly Zones)

It's a nice analogy, but in this case users are not required by law to update to the latest DJI firmware / app which imposes flight restrictions that go further than those set down by law.

If I'm not mistaken, it seems a lot of non-drone owners are in favour of manufacturers implimenting flight area restrictions, however can you imagine their outcry if vehicle manufacturers started implimenting - without being required by law to do so - speed control based on their GPS location so you couldn't get your car to go over the speed limit for the particular road you're on?

(yes yes I am aware of some very high performance cars that limit their top speed unless they detect you're at a racetrack but I don't think they have a variable top speed limit that corresponds to the road you're on)

Haku

Re: Manufacturer imposed NFZ's (No Fly Zones)

I'm saying that the NFZ's are over-reaching and forcing people to avoid updating their craft so their flight area isn't restricted beyond the law, or they'll look to getting craft that don't have those automatic restrictions built-in.

For example, this user has pointed out the difference between DJI's new NFZ's and the US airspace in Hawaii, wth two map images: https://www.rcgroups.com/forums/showpost.php?p=37706503&postcount=76488

Trying to say it'll make most drone users jerks is an unfounded blanket assumption. Do I have to even mention that drones usually only make the news when something goes wrong whilst vast numbers of users are happily flying within the law and not causing any trouble?

Haku

Tabloid scaremongering much?

If you'd like to take your head out of your arse for a moment you'd see that terrorists have been resorting to far less complicated tactics such as vehicles driven into crowds.

A drone database will only mean the police have a list of those who aren't likely to do stupid / dangerous / deadly things with drones, whereas those who are intent on causing mischief won't register.

Haku

Manufacturer imposed NFZ's (No Fly Zones)

DJI have been recently getting people to update their products to the newest apps & firmware.

The update has introduced a whole heap of new NFZ's, which has apparently angered a lot of DJI product owners because they can't fly in the areas they used to be able to, often 'safe' areas, and once the new NFZ's are in the craft they can't currently be removed, so not everyone is updating.

This is going to force some people to start looking at other manufacturer's offerings, notably ones with open source flight controllers that have no such imposed NFZ restrictions other than those you program into them, if you so wish.

It'll also boost the currently growing market of people selling services to derestrict DJI craft, especially once someone figures out how to completely erase the NFZ's.

Google's news algorithm serves up penis pills

Haku
Coat

Re: So have you seen the liquid Viagra?

Is that anything like the viagra eye drops?

(it makes you look hard)

We're not saying we're living in a simulation but someone's simulated the universe in a computer

Haku

Re: Can I get a different universe fork please?

@LDS - We're both forked then.

Haku

Can I get a different universe fork please?

One without Trump, May & Brexit.

DUP site crashes after UK general election

Haku
Facepalm

Sadly, no more information can be derived about the party from its own site, which reads: "The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later."

Hold up a mo, are you not an IT news site?

I somehow doubt the party's policies have changed in the last few days... https://web.archive.org/web/20170605100006/http://www.mydup.com/

Hotel guest goes broke after booking software gremlin makes her pay for strangers' rooms

Haku

Re: never use a debit card for credit ?

I once had a Barclaycard, then fraudulent charges started appearing on it, so I called the bank and said I want the card cancelled & a new one sent, they said they couldn't do that because people would buy stuff then get the card cancelled so they wouldn't have to pay for it (surely they had provisions against that?). So then I told them I wanted the card canclled outright and the account closed.

It took five fucking months of regularly ringing up to cancel the card to actually get it cancelled and the fraudulent debts cleared. They were using me as a honeypot and constantly told me just to notify them when fraudulent charges appeared. I absolutely hated being put in that situation and just wanted out.

This happened in the same year Stephen Fry was their tv advert shill telling everyone Barclaycard was safe to use online... and the exact same week I got the card cancelled the other two members of the house received invitations (with a free pen) to sign up to Barclarcard...

Break crypto to monitor jihadis in real time? Don't be ridiculous, say experts

Haku

Re: Sorry for repeating myself but...

@Pen-y-gors - Exactly: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-time_pad

Class clowns literally classless: Harvard axes meme-flinging morons

Haku

"I appreciate humor, but there are so many topics that just should not be joked about,"

Has Jessica Zhang never seen a Jimmy Carr stand-up video?

UK PM May's response to London terror attack: Time to 'regulate' internet companies

Haku
Unhappy

She's going to want Snoopers Charter upgraded to 2.0 now.

Google to give 6 months' warning for 2018 Chrome adblockalypse – report

Haku

Re: boobys

Gullible? I was told that word was taken out of the dictionary.

Haku

Re: Pay per view - a few pitfalls

Under consumer protection laws would there have to be some sort of refund option if you felt the page you just paid to view didn't meet your expectations?

"Dear website owner, when this site was advertised as containing pictures of boobys I didn't think it would be pictures of seabirds. I henceforth request a full and complete refund. Yours, Disgruntled of Internet."

Haku

Re: Pay per view

"10 Things You Didn't Know About AdBlockers That Will Shock You"

Haku

Black Mirror.

Whenever the subject of ad blocking & paying websites to view their pages pops up (sorry, pun was intented), I always cast my mind back to the 2nd episode of the first season of Black Mirror, Fifteen Million Merits (full episode), where the population are bombarded with adverts on screens on a regular basis but can skip them by spending merits.

However the population can be forced to watch adverts as the technology can sense when you're not actually looking at & listening to the advert, and pauses it then shows a warning until you open your eyes & uncover your ears.

Dystopian sci-fi films & tv shows should be left at that, a bit of escapism entertainment, not ideas for our actual future.

Utah fights man's attempt to marry laptop

Haku

Re: OK Computer

I've got an old Epson HX-20 kicking around somewhere in its case, from 1980, known as the first laptop computer, with a built-in miniature tape recorder & printer!

In another box there's some Psion Organiser II's from the mid 80s.

Plus other old computer tech I've forgotten I own.

I'm not a hoarder, I'm an old junk tech collector....who collects old junk tech ;)

Microsoft's cunning plan to make Bing the leading search engine: Bribery

Haku

Bing is still a thing?

I literally cannot remember the last time I used that search engine.

Nest leaves competition in the dust with new smart camera

Haku

Re: I don't get it

"Does any Reg co-commentard actually have a use for them?"

Unplug it and use it as an expensive paperweight or door stop?

How the Facebook money funnel is shaping British elections

Haku
FAIL

Oh just great, that's exactly what we need.

A government chosen by people who believe what they see / read on the internet without questioning it or looking for evidence from different sources to back that information up.

Sysadmin finds insecure printer, remotely prints 'Fix Me!' notice

Haku

Re: Biggest surprise to me...

I like how there's an link at the bottom of the page where you can buy a printed out copy of the cartoon...

Industrial Light & Magic: 40 years of Lucas's pioneering FX-wing

Haku

Re: Industrial Light & Magic

Or Pen Island?

http://www.penisland.net/

Haku

Ugh, that's what I forgot to do yesterday, watch Star Wars

The edited hd blu-ray version that someone restored back to the theatrical cut & spread it online. If you're thinking 'pirate!' I have the original trilogy theatrical cut on laserdisc, 3 different copies... the French release, German release & the US definitive release.

At least I remembered to feed my brother's cat ;)

Google wants to track your phone and credit card through meatspace

Haku

Re: We're already being asked for email addresses at the till

"I'm also increasingly tending to withdraw cash from a cashpoint prior to going shopping, and purchasing with cash, because I strongly object to all this unwanted invasion of privacy."

I've been doing that for many years, not only because of the privacy aspect but also so I don't get into debt by spending what I don't have - the increase in availablity of instant money you don't have has near ruined many people's lives.

Although the privacy aspect does tend to get blown out of the water as soon as I withdraw cash from an ATM at a supermarket then use that cash and my store card in said supermarket.

Oops.

But hey at least I have no debts :)

IoT standards? We've got 'em. And if you don't like those, we got more

Haku

DJI: Register your drones or no more cool flying vids for you

Haku

"compulsory registration"

That'll help me sleep better at night, knowing the bad guys will be in a drone database so when they do bad things they can be tracked down and dealt with appropriately.

Yeah, the bad guys will definitely register.

And they'll only use drones that have the state mandated geofencing restrictions.

Won't they?

Vegemite tries to hijack Qantas name-our-planes competition

Haku

Call one EMC after the famous Aussie physicist who put bubbles into beer.

What do you mean Young Einstein wasn't a biopic?

America's drone owner database grounded: FAA rules blown out of sky

Haku

For the curious

This is the thread on rcgroups.com where John A. Taylor announced his challenge to the FAA's model aircraft registration regulation, with links to the pdf documents he submitted

https://www.rcgroups.com/forums/showthread.php?2845649-Taylor-v-FAA-Update

We're heading back… to the future! Net neutrality rules on chopping block

Haku

Re: "Bad corporate culture"

"It doesn't matter what you do. It's all about whose side you're on these days."

You know those sci-fi films where there's an alien invasion and all the countries on the planet put aside their differences to team up and fight the invading force?

Never gonna happen, pure fiction.

Not the alien invasion part, the teaming up part.

We're calling it now: FCC votes 2-1 to rip up net neutrality on Thurs

Haku

Re: (unsurprising)

"However, the people who voted for Brexit weren't the ones who use the internet much."

The majority of their online time was probably spent with their heads buried in the sand*

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*Facebook

Britain shouldn't turn its back on EU drone regs, warns aerospace boffin

Haku

New rules won't stop idiots being idiots, or criminals being criminals.

It'll just class a bunch of idiots and ignorants as criminals, as well as classing a whole bunch of existing fliers who are not breaking any current rules, as criminals.

It also won't stop China from selling the parts for, or whole drones/planes/helicopters that have no such geofencing restrictions, allowing said idiots, ignorants & 'criminals' to ship them from there in untracked and practically unmarked packages ('toy' on the customs declaration form is meaningless), then going out and flying them at distances not allowed and in places not allowed.

So basically all us RC airborne craft fliers are going to get screwed over because of a few morons & criminals, like those ones trying to drop stuff into prisons, and the perceived danger of them near airports - someone should tell the law proposal makers you can't regulate stupidity, it doesn't bloody work!

The police force is already streched so I don't know how they'll cope when suddenly a bunch more people are classed as criminals because of a law change - and it's not like every police officer knows every law in detail, especially new ones that come into play - just look at the problems photographers have had in public places over the recent years. Not to mention some of the general public whose only knowlege of drones is spoon fed to them by sensational headlines in tabloid papers, who then think people who fly drones are only doing to to spy on people etc. and the police should be called...

Haku
Unhappy

Bend over, model aircraft fliers, you're about to get screwed through no fault of your own.

2.3.1.5 Model Aircraft

"Model aircraft are within the scope of this NPA since, pursuant to the definition of a UA in the new Basic Regulation, a model aircraft is a UA. A definition that could distinguish model aircraft from UAS is not easy to be developed. Some model aircraft pilots argue that they would be reluctant to use certain UAS technology supposed to assist them in conducting the flight (e.g. a flight control system with higher automation than a typical radio control) since this would reduce their pleasure. Said technology instead is widely used in UAS since in this case, a remote pilot could focus more on the payload (e.g. filming with a camera) than in flying the UAS. Therefore, a definition of model aircraft could be based on the absence of a flight control system that potentially allows a UAS to fly within the BVLOS range. In reality, certain model aircraft are indeed equipped with some form of assisted flight control system. This approach was therefore rejected. On the other hand, it is recognised that model aircraft activities have good safety records. This is not due to the type of aircraft used but rather to the code of conduct developed by the model club and associations. In most cases, they have related procedures, they build awareness, and in some cases, they also provide training to their members, thus creating a safety framework."

Beeb hands £560m IT deal to Atos. Again

Haku
Coat

Re: "declare harddrives with bad sectors fit for work"

@Dwarf, how dare you! That's utterly despicable, the written equivilant of hitting below the belt.

Bringing facts to an argument... have you no shame?

Haku

Re: ATOS..?

Given the nature of their 'healthcare' division it wouldn't surprise me if they declare harddrives with bad sectors fit for work so long as it made them money.