* Posts by Haku

1902 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Apr 2007

Music lovers move to block Phil Collins' rebirth

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Coat

In related news I heard the Chuckle Brothers are going to do a cover of the Genesis song:

"Follow You Follow Me"

Haku

Re: A Lot of PC Apologists on Here

The way some of you are negatively going on about him you'd think Apple just forced you all to download his tracks for free!

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WTF?

"Frauds"

Wanna see one of the weirdest freaky films ever made starring Phil Collins and Hugo Weaving (V for Vendetta voice, Matrix' Agent Smith) from 1993?

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuMaaHzBVnU

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_StnoX1X58

Part 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U4Hkal0Bcw

The icon is totally appropriate. You'll see.

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Re: Say 'No' to puns based on Phil Collins/Genesis song titles

You can never stop theme based puns on the internet, that's just the way it is, it's the way of the world, like some kind of invisible touch.

UK's super-cyber-snoop shopping list: Internet data, bulk spying, covert equipment tapping

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Facepalm

"It is simply the modern equivalent of an itemised phone bill."

Now there's someone who knows approximately fuck all about how the internet works.

Wireless charging desks are coming

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Re: Already there

I added a wireless charging pad to my Samsung S2, it worked ok, charged a bit slower than normal, but had to remove it because I got missed calls as it almost completely blocked with the mobile signal :(

Next year's Windows 10 auto-upgrade is MSFT's worst idea since Vista

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5 words I never want to hear from my computer-illiterate friends:

"I've upgraded to Windows 10"

Raspberry Pi grows the pie with new deal allowing custom recipes

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Coat

A jukebox version would be nice.

They could call it the Raspberry Brillianty Energized Resounding Euphoric Tuneifyer.

Or Raspberry Beret for short.

Burned: British Gas customer info hits Pastebiin

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Has someone told Sid?

Dad who shot 'snooping vid drone' out of the sky is cleared of charges

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Time to invest in a net-gun business.

Those things don't have the same restrictions as firearms.

TalkTalk attack: UK digi minister recommends security badges for websites

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It almost sounds like someone could write a program that automatically scans websides for SQL Injection attacks, then use said SQL Injection attack to put a badge on the website...

Ireland moves to scrap 1 and 2 cent coins

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I wonder if they'll do it to UK currency

Because my 1p+2p coin 'jar' now weighs over 21kg...

Microsoft offers to PAY YOU to trade in your old computer for a Windows 10 device

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"9 things I learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models."

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos

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Friends don't let friends upgrade to Windows 10.

Whenever friends ask me about Windows 10 I always do my best to gently steer them away from it, mainly because they treat me as free tech help and I just don't want to get involved with W10 until I'm practically forced to at gunpoint, to coin a phrase.

I did try installing it on one of my laptops (on a spare drive I wiped afterwards) and just found the whole thing rather creepy, it didn't feel like I owned the machine anymore. And then there's the whole 'apps' thing, like the word "program" or "software" has been banished in favour of what new generations of mobile phone / tablet users are using.

No. Just no.

After Burner: Sega’s jet-fighting, puke-inducing arcade marvel

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Yes it was £1 a go, I remember because I once had a go on such a contraption in the basement of Hamleys back in the days when the basement was filled with arcade machines and computers you could have a go on.

I recall that it didn't actually work that well, it felt like the game was shoehorned into the 360 contraption. Sure it spun me round and flipped me upside down but my physical orientation had no real bearing on what was being displayed on screen.

They should've written a dogfighting jet game especially for it instead so you didn't feel like you'd totally wasted your precious £1 for a couple of minutes of disorientation, which back then was significantly more than the price of traditional standing arcade games.

Southwest Airlines: 450+ flights delayed as check-ins go TITSUP

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Coat

Anyone stuck in an airport for an unintended extended period could always kill some time by watching a film.

Factory settings FAIL: Data easily recovered from eBayed smartphones, disks

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Re: Wipe App

I installed an Erasure app once, the phone then started wanting a little respect...

Top telematics: Black box helps driver swerve speeding fine

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Dashcam footage

From watching too much Mythbusters (read: every single show to date) I've seen them on many occasion use high speed footage to measure the speed of an object going past a stripey background with the stripes being a perfect measured width.

So doesn't it stand that even basic dashcam footage (one without GPS) can give you the speed of the vehicle if you measure how many frames it takes to get from one spot to another spot along a road if you know the exact distance between the two spots and the framerate?

Doubtful it would hold up in court as the prosecution would say the camera's framerate isn't calibrated, but it could tell you wether you were even close to doing 40 in a 30 zone.

iOS malware YiSpecter: iPhones menaced by software nasty

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Remember that film Elysium (2013)?

This new Apple problem feels like some sort of sci-fi horror story where the upper echelon live in a heavily guarded 'bubble' where they can travel and do things completely free of any outside force doing bad things to them - until a monster breaks in and wreaks havoc because all the guards are on the outside.

Overheating iPhone 6S+ BLINDED my cam, cries flashgate fanboy

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Being a place filled with tech-heads, one of them must have a USB cup warmer...

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Coat

"We tried overheating our iPhone 6S Plus in the office, but couldn't trigger the error message."

Try using the microwave, it'll heat up your phone much quicker and is guaranteed to stop the flash from turning on.

NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

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They found a Quagaar space ship*

*smegging garbage pod

'Steve Jobs filmmakers opportunistic? Apple, you've got a factory of children making phones'

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"I think that a lot of people are trying to be opportunistic, and I hate this; it's not a great part of our world,"

In other news, Mr Kettle just got a tweet from Mr Pot.

Ad-blocking super-weapon axed by maker for being TOO effective

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Black Helicopters

WARNING: Unfounded devils advocate conspiracy theory ahead.

Big ad companies either bought him out or 'persuaded' him to remove it from the app store.

Apple iPhones, iPads BRICKED by iOS 9's 'slide-to-upgrade' bug

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Re: I love Apple, and Apple products, but....

*cough*

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/06/25/iphone4_antenna/

Haku

Spreading themselves thin?

Shirley increasing the range of their supported iOS devices has to mean the programmers are doing more work in terms of getting things right?

Look out, world! Apple is about to launch .apple

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I wonder if they'll let me register the domain cr

On the bright side it'll make it clear what parts of the internet to avoid, or go to depending on your preferred flavour of computery stuff.

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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General Veers: My Lord, the new stormtrooper underwear is ready.

Vader: Since when did stormtroopers wear bras?

General Veers: Equal opportunities my Lord.

Vader: Ah yes, we wouldn't want to be accused of being politically incorrect.

*both characters turn and look at the camera*

Amazon reveals $50 Android-ish Fire tablet it will axe in two years

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Re: US=$49.99, UK=£49.99

I'm not new here, I'm just exercising my birthright as a Brit to complain, sarcastically.

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US=$49.99, UK=£49.99

Thanks Amazon.

'To read this page, please turn off your ad blocker...'

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"But theft is still theft"

Exsqueeze me? A baking powder?

Ken Wheaton is saying viewing web pages with the adverts filtered out is theft?

His dealer must be getting him the really good stuff.

Don't want to upgrade to Windows 10? You'll download it WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

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Re: "Personal" computer no more

Excellently put.

So does this mean we can't refer to them as PC's anymore?

Perhaps we should now call them HC's, Hive Computers...

Intel's 6th gen processors rock – but won't revive PC markets

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Re: "Weak Windows 10 apps"

And I heard it left a knife in the fork tray of his cutlery drawer.

Witness Apple's iPhone-iPad extravapalooza here in our no-hate zone

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Re: Your browser doesn’t support live streaming of the event.

My laptop just started whooping & hollering & clapping, wondering what the hell was going on I went through my browser windows & tabs to discover I'd left the apple-events tab open on Chrome - it appears they're accomodating the 'peasants' with the now recorded video of the event.

I'm so overwhelmed I think I might have to go and lie down in a dark room and listen to some Tangerine Dream.

Haku

Re: Your browser doesn’t support live streaming of the event.

I think it translates to: "Piss off you peasant."

HERE COMES APPLE with some new sh*t or something

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Re: bloody live blogs

On the subject of having to scroll all the way to the bottom, what happened to the comments section in relation to adding new comments and voting up/down comments?

When the page reloads it always stays at the top instead of automatically scrolling down to where the related comment is.

Looks like all the <a name=" tags have gone missing.

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"Keep clicking refresh!"

Wow! It's like I'm actually there in person witnessing the ... nope, I just can't muster up any more fake enthusiasm for some new fangled bloody fruit gadget.

Partially blind albino porn pirate nabbed for £300k bedroom streaming site

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£120 million re-adjusted down to a mere £12 million in losses?

Ahh that'll be the Copyright Math™, explained in The $8 Billion iPod TED Talk

Apple hypegasm countdown. What will the new, big iPad ACTUALLY be called?

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Please let it be a 4k resolution 32" iPad

If only to make fun of them trying to use it on public transport.

Files on Seagate wireless disks can be poisoned, purloined – thanks to hidden login

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Re: That picture

@Destroy All Monsters

If everything on the internet always stayed on topic it would be a stale and dull place.

Haku

Re: That picture

Looking at that article, 15 grams of thermite doesn't sound like enough to do much in the way of melting a HDD, also I think SSDs are more susceptible to the effects of thermite but not finding any videos of people who have tried it (there are plenty of videos of thermite on HDDs) it's still speculation.

However I did find this video of a Runcore SSD that had two self-destruct buttons, a green button which simply reset the data on the chips and red button that completely short circuted the chips, burning and cracking them. The woman actually got out of her chair to get a little distance away before pressing the red button! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLxaVFBXbCk

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Mushroom

Re: That picture

Failing getting to an active volcano there's always Thermite.

A Dyson car? Don't rule it out. We're suckers for innovation, says CEO

Haku

Does this mean with their vacuum patents they'll be making a car that can drive up walls?

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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"I wish those damn adverts go extinct like wazzup ones, Aleksandr & Sergei just won't shut up when off camera. Only last week they compared me to undead ferret!"

Sorry, Californians, you can't have this: Asus to build WATER COOLED notebook

Haku

I also have a liking of Asus products, but I (and a lot of other people) have discovered a small flaw with the Asus MemoPad HD7 ME173X, whilst it's a good tablet with a great screen, accidentally dropping it can cause the touchscreen to stop working properly/altogether.

Why? Because they engineered it with tight tolerances, so any flexing of the unit can cause the touchscreen ribbon cable to be pulled out of its sockets.

It's easy to fix, simply pop the back off and re-insert the cable, but this leads into another potential problem, if you forget to remove the MicroSD card beforehand it can irrepairably damage the socket when prying the back off.

Stench of confiscated dope overwhelms Catalan cop shop

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Facepalm

Have they not heard of this new fangled technology called plastic bags?

Bloke clicks GitHub 'commit' button in Visual Studio, gets slapped with $6,500 AWS bill

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Back to school: Six of the smartest cheap 'n' cheerful laptops

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Re: Memory vs Processor

"The new norm should be SSD."

Agreed after seeing first hand how upgrading to a SSD in this core i5 laptop has really boosted the running of the operating system.

But I can't reccomend the WD Black2 Dual Drive which is the one I installed, 120GB SSD + 1TB HDD in one package sounds good in theory but how they got both to work simultaneously through a single SATA connection is nothing short of a kludge which requires special software to activate the 1TB HDD after you've installed the OS on the 128GB SSD. The system effectively sees a single drive split into two partitions, meaning things can get tricky if you have to reformat the drive to replace the OS.

Yet that's not the worst of it because at random intervals the drive light goes on for a full minute or two, completely locking up the laptop for that time, I've lost no data but it's an issue that has plagued users and WD know about it but they haven't made a firmware fix, it mostly happens if I'm transferring many gigabytes to/from it but can strike at any time.

French woman gets €800 a month for electromagnetic-field 'disability'

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There's a special place for people like that...

It's called a Faraday Cage.

Or she could move to the United States National Radio Quiet Zone.