Posts by Haku

Re: El Reg and Sun, hmm...

@IsJustabloke

Something a bit more British you say?

http://www.haku.co.uk/pics/RforRegister.jpg

Re: "40kg of gold, 4,920kg of silver and 2,944kg of bronze"

Gold plated silver? That's almost like reading "chocolate flavour covering" printed on a pack of chocolate biscuits.

Re: Not a toy

This one might have been fun to play with for a short while until the novelty wore off:

https://www.amazon.com/Resident-Evil-Chainsaw-Controller-playstation-2/dp/B000FVC6H4

“If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”

Re: Em, How can I get off this f'in planet?

Throw lots of money at Elon Musk to hitch a ride on his next launch?

Bribe someone in Russia's space program?

Failing those, eliminate & take over the identity of one of the finalists in that 'get your ass to Mars' expedition?

Re: YOU WILL OWN A BRAND NEW SPORTS CAR SOON

That's what she said!

I mean, that is what she said.

Re: About time

"I'm sorry, but we conservatives aren't able to contort our minds around the kind of comic book causes the left thinks are so incredibly urgent, like a belief in warming that just isn't happening."

I see your global warming card and raise you:

Forty foot high two thousand mile long wall.

Re: he's not very good at letting anything lie

To quote a better man than I:

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

Re: Does this technique extend...

I don't think it'll work because some people actually like fake tits & photoshopped glamour shots..

Re: I like Will wheaton but wesley...

"This is a common complaint for me about television in general, there's always a kid that comes across as being so much more worldly wise. so much more together than all the highly qualified/ experienced adults around them."

You must've hated Seaquest DSV then.

Re: Odd belief

I once drove to a nearby city and when I got to the car park and pulled on the handbrake I heard this unnerving twang sound and felt the handle go completely loose... I was very careful on the 15 mile journey back after shopping, and thankfully I could park it on flat ground at home. Got it fixed the next day.

Re: "United Kingdon"?

"Say, that's a nice little currency you have there. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it..."

I for one do not want to be driven by a GTA programmed car in real life after having observed the competance of NPC drivers in GTA from taking taxi rides and standing on top of ambulances (one of the few vehicles you don't fall off of) whilst a swearing NPC takes you on an impromptu tour of Los Santos.

Re: Time for a war on Stupidity?

Stupid people should be made to wear a sign stating such.

Bill Engvall - Stupid People (Here's Your Sign) (YouTube)

Re: I'll stick to...

My 40" Blaupunkt I got in the black friday sales is dumb, and the piece of junk can't even display a 24hz hdmi signal properly, it's like looking at 24fps shown on a 60hz refresh. And that's not the worst of it, when it does go into 24hz the resolution is buggered too - the horizontal pixels get merged together so you're looking at a 960x1080 image...

Re: The hard-working volunteers do it because they want to be right.

Right on! :)

I was thinking of that exact xkcd cartoon when I typed.

Cheers to the new year! I'd join you in a pint but my saviour elixir is currently lemsip.

"the words weren't cooked properly."

I didn't know they still made Alphabetti Spaghetti.

Re: Competitive Salary

They probably expect to get paid in their favourite currencies, "Likes" and "Subscribes".

Re: I'll just leave this here and sit back.

Hahahahaha! Brilliant.

Here's a clickable link of it so people don't have to copy/paste:

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/jon-snow.jpg