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Posts by cookieMonster
644 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Apr 2008
Novelty flip phone strips out almost every feature possible to be as boring as possible
Tired techie 'fixed' a server, blamed Microsoft, and got away with it
Fancy building a replacement for Post Office's disastrous Horizon system?
McDonald's ordering system suffers McFlurry of tech troubles
Exchange Online blocked from sending email to AOL and Yahoo
Ten nations tell social media, banks, and telcos to get better at stopping scams
US House goes bang, bang on TikTok sale-or-ban plan
Microsoft Copilot for Security prepares for April liftoff
Dirty data shocks Indian taxpayers with huge bills
Telegram eyes IPO as user numbers close in on 1 billion
Linux for older phones postmarketOS changes its init system
Job interview descended into sweary shouting match, candidate got the gig anyway
Boeing paper trail goes cold over door plug blowout
Belgian ale legend Duvel's brewery borked as ransomware halts production
Russia plans to put a nuclear reactor on the Moon – with China's help
YouTube workers laid off mid-plea at city hall meeting
World-plus-dog booted out of Facebook, Instagram, Threads
Flying car biz Alef claims 3K preorders, still hasn't done a proper demo
These things will never be allowed
There is zero chance that these will ever be allowed to operate in Europe for the general population, at least for the next 50 years, the muppet’s on the road right now have trouble using their indicators, obeying road signs, parking properly. There’s NO WAY these are going to be available to anyone, unless they require a pilot’s licence AND are treated as aircraft, including restricted use to airports, which kinda kills the purpose.
Brit chip industry wonders if UK budget will put its money where its silicon is
Re: Situation Normal
The UK does not have ANY significant industrial capacity any more. It’s gone. Thatcher started dismantling it, Blaire continued it. It’s over. The UK is now a “services” power house (giggle, snort)
Apologies, but what’s left? Even the strategic nuclear power plants are foreign…
Watchdog calls for more plugs, less monopoly in EV charging network
Grab shrank its superapp by a quarter in order to survive
AI to fix UK Civil Service's bureaucratic bungling, deputy PM bets
It's that most wonderful time of the year when tech cannot handle the date
It's crazy but it's true: Apple rejected Bing for wrong answers about Annie Lennox
40k servers, 400k CPUs and 40 PB of storage later... welcome to Google Cloud
Dumping us into ad tier of Prime Video when we paid for ad-free is 'unfair' – lawsuit
Microsoft embraces its inner penguin as sudo sneaks into Windows 11
In its tantrum with Europe, Apple broke web apps in iOS 17 beta, still hasn't fixed them
Raspberry Pi Pico cracks BitLocker in under a minute
CERN seeks €20B to build a bigger, faster, particle accelerator
Aircraft rivet hole issues cause delays to Boeing 737 Max deliveries
“passengers have limited say in which aircraft they fly with”….. to a point
There’s a site that tells people what aircraft they are going to be flying… people are starting to use it..
I’m flying to Rome later this year with my family, I chose an airline flying an airbus rather than one that uses 737s. It’s a bit of extra travel time, may not impact the airline, but I made the decision, I’m sure I’m not the only one doing this.