Posts by Moss Icely Spaceport

I for one...

....welcome our (soon to be) newly arrived alien overlords!

Remember to bow low and long.

Adobe products make...

....Microsoft look good.

Just saying...

It never ceases to amaze me...

...how so many 'clever' high-paid people will fall for the old "Get Rich Quick" scheme that Sub Prime was.

Idiots, one and all.

Galveston

Oh Galveston.....

How's about....

....an icon for Lost Data, a few CDs falling out of a 2nd class mail item somewhere on the Hight St...etc

Hi Paris, glad you are bacK!

Easy Peasy

If that nasty Davenport mob write to you. Ask for proof they are not scammers!

I bet they can't prove it.

B@st@rds the lot of them.

Mine's the one with the broad arrows printed on it.

Bi-Sexual ?

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 50%

Likelihood of you being MALE is 50%

Site Male-Female Ratio

How about?

Ellevis

"would only be conducted in a handful of exceptional cases"

Thin edge of the wedge people!

Thin edge....

Achtung !!

Remote Workers Unite!

I've been a remote worker for over 3 years now. Remote? How remote?

How about 3000 miles remote?

The rest of my team is 3000 miles away, including my boss. I work in a virtual team from afar, it has been great. I'm more productive as I have far fewer distractions. They have even paid for me to fly over for each of their annual Christmas parties! WooT.

Remote working is great!!

But?

Is their donation page properly encrypted?

And what is the penalty for using MySpace?

Death I say, even that is too good for them!

Why not oil?

I prefer my chips deep fried afterall.

Create your own Govt Policy?

Cool.

Le eBay

Good on the French Courts!

I have no love for the great on-line tat-bazaar, especially for their anti-competitive practices.

Viva La Difference!

It's just a matter of some new marketing:

XP = Vista Lite!

[Is that whale song I can hear...?]

Plastic Overlords?

T5 be praised!

Build a giant wall...

...box the USA in and keep them inside. The rest of the world don't need this shit!

I'm sure the Chinese would be happy to supply the cheap labor, after all, they are good at wall building.

But what if...

...I need to fart?

My face gets pretty well screwed up!

eBay and PayPal

Tat and Crook

I'm contracting for...

...the 2018 National Human RFID Tagging Project.

1. Lodge tender

2. Sit back..

3. Get contract

4. Delay

5. Profit !!

The world awaits....

If Britain does implement an ID card, whether successful or not ("not" being the most likely outcome), just watch politicians from other countries jump on the bandwagon.

Britain, please say NO!

Rules of the bush # 5

When attempting any kind of squatting action always make sure the immediate area is clear of a) Ticks b) Bull Ants c) Spiders and d) Snakes of any kind.

Remember: In Australia, every snake should be considered deadly until proven innocent.

@ Daniel Wilkie

I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

and you don't see....

Ben Downe or Phil McCrackin on XBOX live these days.

Shared Services

One of the biggest con tricks on the 20th century.

The only successful thing about them is the enormous bucket loads of loot paid to the numerous consultants and vendors.

Chicago Entertainment Tax?

WTF

There is nothing entertaining about Chicago...

UK

No 1 Nanny State

Leeds

Say no more....

Don't Panic

The beer is still cold!

Life can go on.

Does this mean that these planes will finally....

...get a REVERSE gear?

P R N F 1 2 ?

Hoorah!

I'll only vote by pencil and paper!

I mentioned the word 'cult' once...

...but I think I got away with it!

Illegal?

WTF !

Well I never...

The spy's wife who shagged me?

Perhaps?

Kids & Social Networking sites

Oil and water.

Billions of pounds

and the project is described as; "appears feasible"

LOL

Bankrupt Innocents?

If innocent people are not properly reimbursed for their costs, the RIAA could well bankrupt people whom the courts have found to have done nothing wrong.

EVIL MUST BE DESTROYED

These Gimboids always make the wrong assumption...

...that I use the Internet to BUY THINGS. I rarely do that. If I search for "War in Iraq" it doesn't mean I want to buy one of my own!

Repeat after me: (STILL) DO NOT WANT

Nab?

What's wrong with an old fashioned shoot-out?

I can't wait...

Until we see flying-jet-men [tm] zooming across our Google Earth images.

God botherers

Maybe Mars is Gods weekender. Don't they know not to upset our invisible sky-daddy overlords?

@ Peter Smith

And Xenu loves you too!

Sputnik was...

....the first human-alien love-child.

Beep....................Beep.........................Beep............

Intergalactic Travelling Salvation Show

So, this God geezer turns out to be a travelling preacher, visiting all the star systems across the universe. He's not due back here for another 18 billion years or so, subject to space chariot traffic and space-works around the Zlark-87 System Interchange.

@ Andy Worth

Yes, 375ml is the standard drink container be it Coca Cola or Beer. Just they way it is.

Hint: Don't worry about the size of the container, just drink more cans!

McDonalds

The smart people know that McDonalds actually run a world-wide chain of mostly clean, free, public toilets.

They only sell their nasty food to cover costs.

I'd take a dump there, but I would never eat there! Ye Gods!!

Pay TV...

Is all crap anyways. Stolen or paid for its not worth a cracker.

Mr Thin edge, meet, Mr Wedge

WARNING: Slippery slope ahead, slow.