* Posts by Moss Icely Spaceport

447 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Apr 2008

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Apple shares plunge after Jobs 'heart attack'

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No truth to the rumour then...

...that he will change his name to: Steve Emballmer?

Skype admits Chinese privacy breach

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Happy

Trouble with Chinese filtering software...

....an hour after consuming a few hundred Skype logs, you are hungry again for more.

Thunderbird 3 release has wings clipped

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Thunderbird is GO

I'm a TB fan, sure beats that POS Outlook.

Phoenix Lander listens to Mars murmurings

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Marvin

Where's the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!

Microsoft gives users six months longer to flee from Vista

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XP's meaty goodness, just gives and gives.....

...and my next OS, when XP is truly unfit to continue using, will NOT be Windows!!

Catholic priests cane YouTube over blasphemous vids

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Thank you for upgrading to God Version 5.76

There have literally been thousands of "gods" during Man's evolution on earth. Probably tens of thousands, if we count all the rituals, talisman and flying spaghetti monsters.

None of them are true, although some have persisted through time. A few religions have grown rich and powerful. Some are based purely on hatred.

I don't care what people put on YouTube. I don't have to look at it and I don't exactly 'bump into' this stuff in my daily life, and I am online a lot.

This is just another case of one religion saying 'our god is better/bigger/more important/has better teeth than yours', yadda, yadda, yadda.

No god, never was, never will be. One day Man, as a race, will wake from this prehistoric nightmare.

California train smash driver sent text seconds before disaster

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Boffin

Gosh

This story sure brought out the anoraks!

Crashed aircraft is Fossett's, authorities confirm

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Fossett's Fossils?

Sorry...

US sky marshals submit to Heart of Gold randomware

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Black Helicopters

The button in nmy pocket.

Hmmm, do I just press the button on my Jihad-o-Matic Bomb or do I stand up announce my evil plans at length and give the cloud-cop a half-chance of stopping me first?

Bastard Gator child dies sudden death

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Spyware Companies

Hanging's too good for the B@st@rds!!

Interwebs page channels Palin twaddle

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How on this earth...

....can a person, man, woman or child, ever get to be in such a position of power without the faintest clue of how to answer a basic question?

I shudder to contemplate such a light weight being in the whitehouse.

Mind you, Bush II may be worse.

WebKit passes third Acid test

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Gates Horns

"it is not Microsoft's goal to comply"

When has it ever been any different?

Barclays online banking falls offline

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Stop

Another bank crash?

I took out my entire life savings to be sure, all 6 quid !!

Hawaiian anti-LHC lawsuit thrown out

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The oft-expected title

Does my bum look big in this black hole?

Apple faces iTunes case in Norway

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iTunes

Just say no!

Swiss strap-on jetplane ace flies Channel

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Duty Free Allowance?

Where's the an in-flight movie, salty snacks and duty free cart?

Movie giants sue RealNetworks over DVD copying software

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Other products that support illegal actions

- Guns

- Cars

- Alcohol

- Prescription drugs

- Knives

- Baseball bats

Everyone should sue!!!!

Microsoft's Hotmail hybrid struggles to life

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Hotmail

LOL, as if.

uTorrent for Mac leaks into Pirate Bay

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Unhappy

I'm downloading the entire Internet

Please seed!!!!

VAT fraudsters sentenced to total of 133 years

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The Govt is jealous

They thought they were the only ones to rip off the tax payer at this level!

'I can see dinosaurs from my back porch'

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"Invisible Friends"

LOL

I prefer: "Invisible Sky Daddy"

UN urged to prep for non-fiction Deep Impact

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Crikey!

If one of them dinosaur killers hits us again, we can kiss our ASE goodbye!

Another London BT exchange hit by thieves

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When the plods catch em...

....they should throw the thieves in the DSLAMMER !

Woman sues EA over 'secret' Spore DRM

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Secret Spore?

How long will the trial last?

9 months?

American ISP giants: If we Phorm, we'll get consent

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We'll let you opt-out...

...but we'll still be able to see what you are doing....

Mars Lander shows rock who's boss

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Alien

eBay?

If only I could retrieve that rock and put in on eBay.

It must be worth millions after all the effort and $ that has gone into shifting it.

Alien icon, they probably work cheaper.

Royal Navy won't fight pirates 'in case they claim asylum'

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Pirate

Avast ye me hearties!

There flies the flag of the good ship Meal-ticket!

MS wields price cutlass at Chinese pirates

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Joke

This could catch on here in the west too

"With this [much lower] price, we believe more customers can enjoy authorised software products,"

Wow, what an idea!

Oz woman held hostage by pugnacious porker

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As they say over here in Oz

Pigs Arse!

BitTorrent crackdown cops fail to pay music copyright fees

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Pirate

It's a fair cop, guvna!

I'll just lock myself up in the olde chokey shall I?

eBay: don't come on our US site without protection

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eBay

oy vey!!

Firefox update fixes critical bug brace

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Hell No, I won't go...

...back to IE !!!

Net sleuths spot poker site cheat code

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Let me get this straight...

People with more money than sense got scammed by an online casino..?

Where's the story in that?

Sacked Indian workers beat chief exec to death

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Trouble at mill!

There's a turn up!

The workers killing the management.

It's generally been the other way around ever since the start of the industrial revolution.

Up the workers!

MI6 agent's moustache falls off during TV interview

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Hair today

Gone tomorrow!

ePassport tests put biometrics through their paces

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Black Helicopters

Move along Citizen....

Pass right through the red light, there's nothing to fear.

Hurry now....

Did the width move for you, darling?

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Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!

No not really.

I like it!

Comcast details BitTorrent 'delay' tactics

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Pirate

P2P

This is the future, everything will be free!!!

FREE !!

Danish court jails six in terror T-shirts case

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Danish Patsies?

Sorry.

No uranium for Russia, say Oz MPs

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SELL

Excellent my Aussie uranium stocks/shares just went up !

German cyberplods raid Pirate Party on Skype Trojan mole hunt

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Ve haff vays off making you....

....tell uss everything!

Oz pub slammed over 'No Undie Sundie'

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St Kilda in Melbourne

St Kilda is Melbourne's home for the red-light area.

This kind of activity is tame compared to what goes on around the pub.

Norway sends entire citizenry's ID info to media

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Publish everything now!

Why keep ANYTHING secret?

Microsoft dumps hilarious comedy duo

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Seinfeld?

The guys about as funny as, errrr Bill Gates!

IBM gets virtual and cloudy with 22nm chips

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"East Fishkill, New York chip plant"

That would be a fish and chip shop then?

Israeli hamlet plans DNA database for dog poop

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Go

Soylent Green?

Perhaps they can harvest all that ex-doggy goodness and then convert it into something nourishing?

Just a thought.

Hang on, that's what Chicken McNuggets are made of!

EFF sues Dubya over warrantless surveillance

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Better to....

...die on your feet, than live on your knees!

Memo to US Secret Service: Net proxy may pinpoint Palin email hackers

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I guess, Sarah...

All your emails are belong to us!

Anonymous hacks Sarah Palin's Yahoo! account

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Stop

LOL

Those god-botherers are too much!

Royal Society says goodbye to creationism row vicar

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Dead Vulture

It's easy...

1. You do not exist

2. You exist

3. You no longer exist

That's it guys!

Sorry, no invisible sky daddies to come to your rescue....or willing virgins, etc

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