* Posts by Moss Icely Spaceport

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Aussie protests over Great Firewall

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The Aus Senate

The Aus Senate is currently ruled by some whack-job christian minorities.

These 2-3 people are jesus-freaks on a mission to turn us all into single0minded fundies like themselves.

Bah to them

Bah to the non-existent god/spirit/water sprite, etc

bah!

Attack of the quarter-ton, 'fridge-sized' killer jellyfish

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Pirate

And their evil master is none other than....

Mr Blobby !!

Boeing sets (another) date for first Dreamliner flight

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Bollocks ahoy!

Pat Shanahan, 787 program vice president, assured: "We're laser focused on what needs to be done to prepare for first flight. We will overcome this set of circumstances as we have others in the past, and we understand clearly what needs to be done moving forward."

I vote "laser focused" as the most annoying new saying for 2008!

Welsh Tories ask taxpayers to pick up iPod tab

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Alert

New data loss shock!

NEWS JUST IN: Today, an iPod containing as much as 160G of top secret government data was left on a train....authorities stress that this is not a terror related incident and that no one has yet been shot.

Before Pong, there was Computer Space

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Panties or no panties...

Pwwwooooorrrrrrr, in a 70's kind of a way!

Why port your Firefox add-on to Internet Explorer?

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No title required for Firefox users

"And he pointed out that Firefox users are more likely to "mess" with your business model. "They tend to install things like ad blockers, whereas the Internet Explorer user is more mainstream."

LOL

Here be the problem for the crap-ware makers.

Security pros groan as zero-day hits Microsoft's SQL Server

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Stop

Makes sense to me

"The best way to protect yourself against the IE attack is to stop using the browser until it's been patched."

Surely the words: .."until it's been patched." are redundant?

Telegraph.co.uk succumbs to typo irony

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Stop

Move along now, nothing to see here...

..really. Nothing at all.

Harvard prof slams US nut allergy hysteria

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Alert

Don't tell the terrahists

Is that why i don't get those little bags of nuts on plane trips anymore!?

Abbey IT upgrade 'chaos' hits small biz banking

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Flame

Guys, guys, it's only money

Relax.

What's the big deal?

Indian court urged to 'ban Google Earth'

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The only thing really worth banning is...

..religion.

That's whats behind all this malarkey anyway.

All gods please report to the scrap-heap.

Facebook ignores huge security hole for four months

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Easier answer

Just don't use Facebook/Myspace et al.

I don't have any use for such on-line tat.

Aussie government to rig filter testing

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A short lived censorship

The current Aus Government is dependent upon a very small number of independent politicians in order to pass laws. The indies are often also christian fundies, nut jobs one and all.

Once there is a change in the balance of power, these fundies will become toothless.

Armed robbers take Paris jewellers for £70m

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Paris Hilton

But did they steal the famed....

....Pink Panther?

Jacqui promotes police handhelds

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Black Helicopters

When do the Met officially change their name to

The Combine?

Gordon Freeman would know what to do!

Booby-trapped emails fly back into fashion

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Joke

Alaskan Airlines too

But I gave the emails the 'cold shoulder' and 'iced' the attachments.

Tories release MP office raid footage

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Politics eh?

It's a laugh really.

IT exec accused of $10m backup tape theft

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No problem

The lost tape was found under a seat of a commuter train.

It was with some misplaced top secret anti-terrah files.....

French courts tighten iPod tax loophole

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Aren't the French people funny?

This scheme has 'le fail' written all over it.

McDonalds survey scam is super-size fraud

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Well burger me!

This is Darwin's law of natural selection at work.

Further proof that there are no invisible sky daddies*

* apart from the FSM of course!

Phorm, Norman Lamont, and the Broadband Stakeholder Group

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Shareholder meetings

Must be fun at Phorm Inc

Windows internet share drops below 90 per cent

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Pac Man on Windows?

Coool !

Dell zeroes in on US customers with 0% financing

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Coat

0% interest

Here's a laptop, no don't give us any money, we'll worry about that later.

What? You don't intend to pay us back?

Do you work for a Bank?

Google - your source for FREE Adobe gear

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Ads, what are these ads you speak of?

I can't say I have ever clicked on an ad, Google or otherwise.

There's just no need.

US rolls out 'Vicinity RFID' to check IDs in moving vehicles

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Land of the...

..freely scanned and home of the RFID

NASA's lost toolbag filmed from Earth

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Alien

The handbag has landed

One small tool-bag for women, one giant hold-all for womankind.

* Apologies to Mr Armstrong

Honda whips out fuel-cell sci-fi style sportster

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I want one

NOW!

NASA orbiter reveals buried Martian glaciers

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Martian skiing holiday anyone?

Yah!

Skiiing off piste on Mars!

London Hospital back online after computer virus shutdown

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Get sick

All fall down!

FCC offers prison boss phone jamming help

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Cell Phones!

LOL

BNP races to get membership list off the net

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Ownage central

BNP deserves all the bad press it can get!

How to destroy the music business

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Aaaar....

....there be enough Pirates alreadeeee!

BT silences customers over Phorm

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PR Twonks strike back

Some overpaid PR twonk has made this decision.

Bad phorm BT!

Spacewalking astronaut drops toolbag

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Alien

Space Bags!

On the starboard bow!

British pilots ramp up opposition to ID cards

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Repeat after me...

Security is not about safety

Security is about the Government knowing what you are up to.

The government is security

Security is unity.

Relax citizen, drink your victory gin.

Doubleplusgood

PC virus forces three London hospitals into computer shutdown

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Dead Vulture

Infected hospital infection shock

If an institution IS going to become infected, what better than a hospital?

Wacky Jacqui's £12bn gIMP could be unleashed by 2012

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Old business model

Whacki Jaqcui needs to get with the program. In a few months The Great Pretender (Dubya) will be gone and so will his phony war on terrah. All this anti-bad-guy stuff is old hat, expensive and ineffective.

Dead network provider arms Rustock botnet from the hereafter

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All your bots are belong to us

Uploading at 15MB per second, hell I'd be happy get a 5MB download speed!

Teen hacker confesses three-year crime spree

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@ Eddy Ito

Exactly right!

If the kids bright enough at 17 to do all this tech wizardry, no matter how illegal, then he's old enough to go the the :"Big Boys College".

He might find out what a real DoS is.

Magazine faces legal action for bowing to legal action

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Thank goodness for wiki leaks

Keep the bastards honest!

Beeb gets its rocks off in Second Life

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Sadville

Evidence of reverse-evolution!

Apple sued over Jesus Phone 'hairline cracks'

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Jesus phone

Take up thy batteries and walk!

French record labels sue, um, SourceForge

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Easy answer

Like Kentucky, just cut France and her dominions off the Intertubes!

Walla!

Brit couple divorce over Sadville infidelity

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Cyber-Saddos

Human gene-pool, exit stage left.

Hubble snaps planet orbiting distant star

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Finally

A place to send all the Politicians, lawyers and Sad-Lifers!

Auntie Beeb's amazing, evolving, ID card stories

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Resist, resist, resist!

Please Mr and Mrs Britain, resist this evil scheme.

Because once you have it, it will spread to other "democracies"

How the gov's child protection database fails to add up

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I never used to think of a database as evil

But the UK government has made this concept a fine (black) art indeed.

ISP boss pledges to undermine Great Aussie Firewall

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Conroy was here...

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[Please don't attempt to view this again, we know who you are and where you live]

Mankind to detect alien life 'by 2025'

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Universe Filtering

The rest of the universe has actively filtered us out of the available interstellar spectrum - it's only fair given our incredibly ill-tempered, uncivilised and violent habits.

We now return you to the usual pap that passes for Earth entertainment.....

Amazon UK pulls Scientology exposé for 'legal reasons'

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Xenu wouldn't insist on a title

The Co$ is about as evil as they come.

Anything that helps to expose their curse and fakery is welcome.

Since the Co$ shills have given the book the 'must ban' rating, I'm now going to buy the book.

There's really no higher recommendation.

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