* Posts by Fatman

2400 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Apr 2008

Microsoft licence cops kick in TWICE as many customers' doors as rivals

Fatman

Re: ...record everything on audio and video...

Every entrance to WROK PALCE contains a conspicuous notice stating that audio and video surveillance is employed.

Also, there are more cameras (and microphones) than are visible. It is definitely a plus. BTW, that was 'pointed out' to the "agents" from the BSA, the last time they were here.

Fatman

RE: Re: Install Linux ... custom code

Which for any organization, can be a show stopper.

The question that needs to be answered is this: Do you still want to be locked into a Microsoft environment, or is it the time to get off that treadmill?

The answer will vary depending on the needs of the organization. Some companies can not easily move as they are tied into proprietary software which does not exist for Linux (and does not run well under Wine), and can not find alternatives. These people are stuck. (I actually have a different word in mind, it begins with 'f".)

WROK PALCE uses Linux, and we have re-written all in house apps to run on any platform. It was worth the expense. (Just tell the boss: "No more BSA audits that will end up costing the company $$$$$".)

Linux kernel dumps 386 chip support

Fatman

Re: 8080, bloody Hell!

I am from the same time period, as I cut my teeth on a Z-80, and I toyed with assembler.

The fact that I recall systems with free space on a 90k SSSD 5-1/4 floppy, has to "date me".

Stallman: Ubuntu spyware makes it JUST AS BAD as Windows

Fatman
Linux

Re: Simple solution...sudo apt-get install gnome-session-fallback.

Is the first thing I do with any new Ubuntu install

End of discussion.

Fatman

RE: Death to Unity and Ubuntu

I don't completely agree with you.

Death to Unity - I can't stand that clusterfuck. Give me gmone session fallback any day.

But, I do like Ubuntu (sans "lens"); but, as I am currently using 12.04, that shit (the 'lens') isn't part of the distro. If it shows up when i upgrade to 14.04 in 18 months, it will get stripped out.

US Army demos first robot Black Hawk helicopter

Fatman
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Re: ...ensure that the bugs in the system are found...

Of course, you really would not want WindowsWindblowZE For Helicopters to BSOD in combat, now would you????

I am getting this mental image of a robo-chopper being targeted by some nasties, and unable to take evasive action because the flight control system BSODed.

Wooooossssssh!

Too Late!!!!!!!!

(I'm torn, should I use a Tux icon, or the flame icon, decisions, decisions! Shit, I'll settle for the troll. It is appropriate anyway!)

Fatman

RE: Maybe Apple can do the maps for the invasion route?

In that case, you can expect those tanks to head straight for the Pacific!

Fatman

Re: How can anyone cost justify F-35s on the basis of them being useful for 30 years now?

But, you forget that a B-52 is a bomber, while the F-35 is a fighter aircraft.

They are designed for completely different usage scenarios.

A fighter, because of its aerobatic requirements, is subjected to far more stress that a bomber, which basically flies straight and level until it reaches its target.

Do you really think a B-52 is capable of pulling a high-g turn??? I didn't think so.

On the other hand, a bomber is designed to get to the target, and deliver its payload on top of your enemy, and hopefully survive everything they can throw at you. During WW2, there were countless numbers of B-17's that returned from their runs over Europe, all shot up. It was a testament to that planes' ruggedness that those crews were able to get home. Many came home with one or more engines out. How much luck would a single engine fighter have if its engine got shot to pieces?

Fatman

Re: ...getting more recognition for my role ...

Be careful of what you wish for.

We, at WROK PALCE, had a project managermangler who wanted credit for a project he had quite little to do with. And, he got it.

It took nearly a year, but the mounting clusterfucks that project spurned finally caught up with him.

It is never a good thing to get a pink slip[1], as a Christmas present.

[1] In the form of a employment contract nonrenewal.

Revealed: ITU's deep packet snooping standard leaks online

Fatman

Re: Do not need DPI to detect malicous content

For about 10 seconds, I thought the """proposal""" was legit; that is, until I took careful notice of its date!!!

Hey eel Reg, since you are thinking of some new icons, how about a 'you naughty bastard' one.

Fatman

Re: "malicious traffic identification"

This (from the article) makes me suspect telco involvement:

This section looks at various use-cases: service differentiation (which, of course, raises the debate about network neutrality); traffic monitoring for resource allocation based on subscriber policy (ie, “premium” versus “best effort” services – neutrality again); malicious traffic identification[1] (which isn’t a bad idea); service-based billing (which could, again, tie back to the neutrality question)…

Note the bold items, aren't they about extracting additional revenue?? This action smells worse than the after effects of Red Tide[2] on fish.

[1] Depending on whose determination of malicious traffic you want to use, malicious traffic could mean VOIP or SIP traffic in a country where the government controls the 'exit points', and wants to set up any, and all kinds of barriers to circumvent it getting its piece of the action.

[2] Red Tide is something that you wish never comes to your area if you live near the coast. The stench of hundreds of thousands of dead, rotting fish, well, lets say, I hope you are not ready to sit down for a meal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide

Littlest pirate’s Winnie-the-Pooh laptop on the way home

Fatman

Re: I value my kneecaps and don't want them broken.

WRT the scumbags that extorted the """fine""" from this family; wouldn't that be karma.

Fatman

Re: How dare you be sensible, sir?

Actually, do you expect the business model of these extortionists to continue?

If you buy into the MAFIAA bullshit then these pirates are costing the "industry" millions. You have to use any and all methods to make an example of these dammed pirates. The next thing these extortionists will want is summary execution without the benefit of a trial. (Isn't that kind of what those misguided '3 strikes' laws attempt?) Fuck the idea of having a neutral party decide guilt or innocence. We, the extortionists "know the truth".

</sarcasm>

Fatman

Re: Why did he pay?

Because it was cheaper and quicker to pay that extortion demand then FIGHT IT.

Hiring a lawyer out of your own pocket to fight these bogus charges would probably cost more than the extortion demand"""fine""".

To the extorters, the legal costs are paid for from the proceeds of the extortion demand"""fine""".

You are looking at a 'heads-we win, tails-we-win' situation here.

Fatman

Re: Piracy is not killing the media industry. Profit driven manufactured "artists" are.

Not completely correct IMHO.

Corrected, it should read:

Piracy is not killing the media industry. Profit driven manufactured "artists" greedy record label execs are.

Moon riven by colossal cracks

Fatman

Re: The sub-editor's salary

... got blown on the latest el Reg boondoggle Special Projects Bureau tomfoolery. (You know, the one that flew too far, and ended up in the drink.)

Fatman

Re: A moon with a huge crack in it.

Are you referring to that 'good ole boy' (from the South (of the USA)) plumber whose britches always rode down on him?

Fatman

Re: A note on the scale....can't bring ourselves to use sane units

OK, who wants to suggest an official el Reg unit of gravity?

Musk's SpaceX gets foot in door of US secret 'black' space program

Fatman

Re: invade Russia have foundered when encountering the, er, delightful winter conditions.

The Werhrmacht found that out to their dismay, didn't they. No matter how much planning you can make for invading another country; the target always has "home court advantage". Too bad (for millions of German and Soviet troops) Hitler didn't realize that.

The battle for Stalingrad was an expensive 'lesson' for Hitler.

Court ruling means Kim Dotcom can sue NZ spooks

Fatman

Suing the NZ spooks

I really hope that Dotcom does not settle, and forces the complete disclosure of everything.

I have to wonder what kind of embarrassing documents (that may point to 'MAFIAA' involvement) may surface. It would be nice to know who the MAFIAA "owns".

He might end up joining Manning as one in the ranks of those[1][2] who publish things that the US government (and, in this case, its MAFIAA overlords) would never want to see the light of day.

[1] I recall something a few decades ago about the 'Pentagon Papers', and a chap named Ellsworth.

Pentagon Papers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagon_Papers

Daniel Ellsberg: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Ellsberg

[2] WRT politicians, and their nastys, the most (in)famous 'spectacle'embarrassing disclosure might well be Nixon and 'Watergate'. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watergate_scandal

PS, Like the new ability for "badged" members to get additional html options.

NASA planning Curiosity v2.0 for Mars touchdown in 2020

Fatman

Re: Senate Launch System (SLS)

I have this wicked "vision" of 100 trebuchets arranged outside of Congress, just waiting for their specific Senator to take his (or her) 'seat'.

Once that has occurred, off, in the distance, you hear someone yell: "Let 'er rip!".

New Tosh drive can wipe out 4TB 'near instantaneously'

Fatman

Re: I don't trust these not to have back doors...Try to recover THAT.

My preferred method of data security:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_O7-rqcHc

Although I am not specifically endorsing this company, just the method.

Also, at about 2:55 into this one, is another method:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNcaIQMjbM8

quite effective.

Fatman

RE: Not as much fun as having your NAS mounted in a large, pre-strung catapult.

Not me, I would rather have a certain mangler(1) mounted in a large, pre-strung catapult, with a remotely controlled release mechanism.

(1) Read that as a former boss.

Titsup Windows 8 PayPal payments snare upgraders

Fatman
FAIL

RE: MS UK had to wait for Microsoft in the US to get an answer.

Which means simply they had to wait for Ballmer to come back from the golf course, and then wait until the chairs stop flying!

</sarcasm>

Microsoft STALKS YOU even more than supermarkets do, says dev

Fatman

Re: Behavioural Adverts?

Ghostery is your friend as well; in addition to the two you mentioned.

Every time I hit a web site, a listing of the trackers found pops up in the corner, and it is pleasant to see all of them stricken out, indicating that they are blocked.

Belgian finds missus was born a MAN after 19 YEARS of marriage

Fatman
WTF?

Re: Eh? Not cool, El Reg. Not cool.

Sorry, but I don';t buy that!!!

HeShe should have been honest upfront!!!!!

I would feel completely betrayed if I were in his shoes.

Upstart plans to reanimate cold dead corpse of holographic storage

Fatman

Re: Oh, FFS! ...keeping some VCs busy...

Or soaking up lots of VC ca$h !!!

Microsoft 'fesses up to Windows Phone 8 reboot bug

Fatman

Re: ..they can brand away to their hearts content, but not in any manner that delays phone updates

Never gonna happen.

The carriers are too interested in you buying another brick, as that is how the carrier view the phones. Just another revenue opportunity for them.

After all, if it isn't broke, why fix it.

FCC: Let Dish deploy 4G? Imagine a $1bn pile of cash ... ON FIRE

Fatman

RE: permission to deploy devices using those bands without any satellite capability

IIRC, isn't that what Lightsquared proposed?

And didn't their (Lightsquared's) proposal get essentially shot down due to GPS interference issues?

Now Dish want to offer LTE in a band reserved for satellite uses? Isn't that more of the same nonsense?

Hey FCC, shoot that bird down! (sorry, but I couldn't resist the pun).

Elon Musk envisions small town of vegetarians on Mars

Fatman

Re: Begin settling space,

You forgot BankersWankers.

Outsourcing fingered as UBS cops £30m fine

Fatman

Re: As a publicly quoted company UBS shareholders should discipline them by dumping them.

The shareholders ought to arrange for a "vacation" on some remote Pacific isle for the entire management team, chartering an old DC-3 for the last leg of the trip. It should vanish, "Ameila Earhart" style.

Fatman
FAIL

RE: Ah, the joys of cost-saving!

Which are supposed to increase shareholder value, but when you couple the losses AND the fine, it comes out of the shareholders pockets. ManagementManglement strikes again!!!!

In any case, this amounts to a slap on the wrist. If you want any real teeth in financial reform, there must be consequences for shenanigans.

Start with a lifetime ban on holding a board level or senior executive position in any publicly traded company. IOW you become "damaged goods" and no one would want to hire you. Take that expensive education, and resort to cleaning the shit out of horse stalls, or something similar. I know, have them clean up the bullshit that accumulates at cattle feed lots. Manglement is good at spouting bullshit, so they ought to know it when they see it.

‘Anonymous’ takes down Texan RFID-tracking school

Fatman

Re: The difference in freedom/privacy between using an RFID key and being tracked...

Except when some Nazi decides to abuse the 'system'.

We too, have RFID badges for entry/exit and as part of time 'clock' system. One micromanagingmangling executive decided to install detectors in an attempt to "cut down on unauthorized breaks", and the backlash over that stunt cost that executive his job. There was a lot of joy at WROK PALCE the day when he was frog marched out by security.

Fatman

Re: No way were they kept on record.

How do you know they were NOT???

Fatman

Re: ...he's the biggest downward influence on morale

Then perhaps, he should have a "run-in" with your BOFH; a judicious use of a cattle prod might cause him to "lighten up".

Watching him get jolted may just IMPROVE morale.

GE study pimps ‘industrial Internet’

Fatman

Re: What could possibly go wrong?

That depends on whether or not it is BOTH telemetry data and control commands.

I do not see much of a problem for OUTBOUND telemetry data; but, I sure as hell would not want the control of a jet engine in flight to be even remotely possible.

Imagine the panic if some hackers were able to randomly shut down engines of jets in flight?

I shudder to even contemplate that possibility.

Their One Year Mission: To boldly find the effects of null G on humans

Fatman
WTF?

Re: Bah! ...how long republicans can spend in space.

<sarcasm mode="smug" type="political">

Better Not!!!!

Their brains just might explode from the lack of gravity - it is the only thing that "restrains" them.

</sarcasm>

Heroic Register reader battles EXPLODING COMPUTER

Fatman

Re: An IT career beckons!

And a new paduwan BOFH is discovered.

Learn well the use of a cattle prod.

Don't touch Sony, Panasonic's junk, says credit agency

Fatman

RE: Reuters estimate of 160,000 bankers who've lost their jobs

And, most of them are at the bottom of the food chain.

The ones that should lose their jobs get bonuses, or golden parachutes.

They ought to get jail time, instead.

Fatman
FAIL

Re: Your loss then,

Rather pathetic.

You are entitled to your opinion, regardless of what I think of it.

If you can not understand that any one's personal decision not to enrich a company for its transgressions in the consumer space as punishment for those transgressions; then I think you are

Rather pathetic...

Now, how does that shoe fit???

Fatman

RE: so it's about time karma came round

I sincerely hope that "karma" continues to give that arrogant company (Sony) all of the grief they most certainly deserve.

Ditto about Panasonic, I have always held them in much better regard than Sony; at least they didn't try to fuck up my PC with a rootkit!!!!

Texan schoolgirl expelled for refusing to wear RFID tag

Fatman
FAIL

Re: Tracking ... implanted into the students instead

Now, that is a GREAT idea!!!!

But, in order to test it properly, a trial must be conducted. For the members of the trial, I suggest this test group:

1) all state governors,

2) all state legislators,

3) all Congress members (House AND Senate),

4) all members of School Boards that want to utilize such a system for tracking students.

Each test group member shall have the RFID tag firmly jammed up their ass, and a law shall be passed to make it a "imprisonment for life" sentence if the tag gets removed.

Any takers????

Seeing none, then I shall conclude that the trial was a failure.

Microsoft dragging its feet on Linux Secure Boot fix

Fatman

RE: Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence

Sorry, but I disagree.

This is another one of Microsoft's crude attempts at inflicting DRM on the computing public.

The proof of this will be in 3 to 5 years down the road, as corporate PC's get retired, and hit the resale market. How difficult will it be for a second owner to put whatever O/S on it remains to be seen. I have supposed that, in order to "assist" its hardware "partners", Microsoft went down this shitty road. After all, if an OEM can turn a PC into the equivalent of a throwaway toy, like cell phones have become, then why not profit from planned obsolescence.

Its more like fuck the user.

Mighty 4 Terabyte whopper crashes down on the desktop

Fatman

Re: ... perhaps the author is celebrating with a liquid Wild Turkey feast?

No, more likely, he is just giving us the "bird".

Google avoids tax with ‘Double Irish Dutch Sandwich’

Fatman

Re: It is not naive...lobby the US government for a tax holiday

And, IIRC, the last time that happened, most of the companies that benefited from the tax holiday did not use the money for investments (as their paid liars had pledged), rather, it went to the stockholders in the form of dividends.

I have no doubt, that if another tax holiday were to be enacted, the same result will occur.

HP: AUTONOMY 'misrepresented' its value by $5 BILLION, calls in SEC

Fatman

Re: "Toilet and Douche"

You sir, owe me a new keyboard!!!!!

Ten Linux apps you must install

Fatman

Re: Innovation beyond compare

Really???

You know that "innovative" UI that WindblowZE 8 just "introduced"??

It was premiered in Ubuntu 10.10 which came out in October of 2010!!!!!

Micro$oft is a bit late to the party!

Fatman

Re: .NET

Years ago, I encountered a co-worker that obtained a used Win XP computer infected with .Net 1.0, .NET 2.0 and .Net3.0.

He had NO IDEA what all of that bloat was for. I suggested a nuke from orbit, and a re-install of ONLY that software he needed. The 80GB hard drive had less than 15Gb of free space before he started, once finished, free space rose to over 60GB. Oh, so much bloat, and cruft, oh so much faster system after he got through.

Fatman
WTF?

Re: ...as they go from one near disaster after another

You mean like those poor bastards that went from WindblowZE ME to WindblowZE Vistaster?????

Fatman
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Re: Normal people don't use Linux

WARNING

WindblowZE troll sighted!!!