* Posts by Fatman

2400 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Apr 2008

AdBlock Plus BLOCKED from Google Play

Fatman

Re: More adverts, everywhere.

Or even more importantly, left the room to take a piss!!!!!

Fatman

Re: More adverts, everywhere.

This is the most important part:

With hosts you block an entire host, not just the resources you don't want your browser to grab.

When used in conjunction with Element Hiding, you can get extremely selective about what you do see, and what you don't see, even if they come from the same host.

Using a hosts file to block 'slimybigcorp.com' blocks everything; while carefully tuning Ad Block Plus to block 'slimybigcorp.com/quivering_flash_animation.flv' targets just the mentioned file. And, of cource wild cards are allowed, so blocking something like 'slimybigcorp.com/scripts/*' does what you think it ought to.

Fatman

Re: More adverts, everywhere.

@JDX,

I though that my getting 9 or 10 downvotes was bad, but, your 50+ downvotes on this post, may have set the record!!!

HOT SWEATY RACKS blamed for Outlook.com, Hotmail MELTDOWN

Fatman
FAIL

The lawyers got to him first

As soon as I saw this:

De Haan’s analysis continued in torturously overworked prose to explain that, in non-technical terms, some techies tried turning it off and back on again to fix it.

I knew that his post was nothing more than your typical corporate spoon-fed bullshit, run past the shysters in order to deflect blame and accountability.

Bye-bye Telinco - death warrant finally issued by TalkTalk

Fatman

Re: ... would let me have the nwnet.co.uk domain name back for nostalgic reasons?

Good luck with that!!!!

What's most important? Bandwidth over kilo-miles, or milli-watts?

Fatman

Re: 12000 Km -> Trans Pacific cable with *no* repeaters

That (no repeaters) is exactly what the backbone carriers want; fire the laser into the cable, and out the other end come the "bits".

While you mentioned the up front cost savings, you didn't mention the power consumed to feed existing repeaters on a submarine cable. In a world run by cheapskates, every $ that can be saved for executive bonuses, will be.

Groupon deal spam slapped by Australian regulator

Fatman

Re: Long term relationshiop? Slight correction needed!!!

This sentence needs a correction, additions are shown like this, deletions, like this.

There have been countless tv shows with people like Alan Sugar telling us the basics of big global business and the first rule is "always make money fuck the customer, any way you can" ...

Fatman

RE: Why are so many businesses fooled by this?

Because they were fooled by outstanding salesmentm.

Outstanding salesmentm are those individuals that can sell you a piece of gold plated shit, make you feel so happy and special that you bought that piece of gold plated shit; that you would merrily go out and buy another piece of gold plated shit, and then tell all of your friends to go out and buy a piece of gold plated shit.

IOW, you were fucked from the very beginning!

Dell, Canonical tag team on Ubuntu Server tune-up for PowerEdgies

Fatman
Linux

Re: ... can MS kill it off?

That was my first thought also!

How loudly would Microsoft's (damn, I spelled it correctly this time) cash scream once Dell goes private, and M$ money flows into Dell's coffers? I doubt that this would ever get off of the ground.

Microslop is losing the battle, and like the wounded dinosaur that it is, will stop at nothing to kill off any competitor. We Linux users still remember those boasts about Linux infringing on "x" number of M$ patents. While I am supportive of the concept; business world realities say this is a non starter; because after all, would you NOT expect M$ to exert influence on Dell's operations while it is a creditor???

Philips pushes out SDK for multicolour Zigbee LED lights

Fatman

Re: Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light...

Didn't you know, Foxy Roxy always has her red light on!!!!

Private equity crew prep CDW IPO after $7.3bn buyout - report

Fatman
FAIL

Re: An impressive destruction of capital.

Just look at the manglement and board of directors at HP for another example.

Uni profs: Kids today could do with a bit of 'mind-crippling' COBOL

Fatman

Re: Any study of programming languages

A quick exposure to assembly (at an early age) resulted in my becoming prematurely bald.

Fatman
Coat

Re: you devil you

No, he probably meant: really putrid garbage.

Apple ordered to surrender coveted docs in iOS privacy lawsuit

Fatman

RE: Fine them enough so they have to bring back money from overseas to pay it..

Very interesting idea there!!!!

Fatman

Re: Discovery process ... "We searched for them with Bing, your honor."

Damn YOU!!!!

I need a new monitor!!!!!

Fatman

Re: Perhaps...$1M/day fine for non-compliance

Right idea, wrong amount,

perhaps a $1B/day fine for non-compliance

See what I did there???

Fatman
WTF?

RE: ... court flat out says it doesn't trust a large (supposedly responsible) corporation.

Because, Will, large corporations are concerned with only one thing: making obscene amounts of profit for their owners; and fuck anything or anyone who gets in their way.

Here's the $4.99 utility that might just have saved Windows 8

Fatman
Linux

Re: My cost effective solution that costs $0.00

Is a Linux Live CD.

Google, MPEG LA kiss and make up in WebM patent spat

Fatman

Re: maybe Google's counter-attack patent collection twisted the MPEG LA's arm

One could actually hope that the achieved effect was to twist off MPEG-LA's balls.

Mark Shuttleworth: Canonical leads Ubuntu, not 'your whims'

Fatman

Re: Choice implies that the user is expert enough to make an informed decision.

Which is something your average Joe (L)user is not capable of.

Joe (L)user treats a computer like it were a toaster, put in bread, push down lever, toast pops out when done.

Adjust darkness as desired.

Do not use knife or other object to remove stuck bread while unit plugged into mains socket.

No (l)user serviceable components inside.

If it breaks, go out and buy another one!!!!!!!

IOW a fucking appliance.

Fatman

Re: Unity and TIFKAM

Simpler solution:

sudo apt-get install gnome-session-fallback

log out, and before logging in, click on the logo next to your name (what?? you boot directly into a desktop, bypassing a login??? that's so WindblowZE like), and click on one of the gnome options.

Log back in again. Expected results, no more Unity (but it is still there for when you ever want to embrace the dark side (oops, that would be using WindblowZE, my mistake).

Fatman

Re: I still don't like it, but I can see where it is going

I agree, to a point!

I can see where Unity can be a benefit on a tablet, smart phone, and perhaps a touch enabled kiosk environment.

But, for a standard desktop user who creates things (as opposed to just 'consuming them'), Unity, to me, is a clusterfuck. So, the first thing I do on a new Ubuntu install, (I have done many since 7.04) is to install gnome-session-fallback, and rip out that Unity clusterfuck.

Now, I have "borrowed" one of its concepts - a left hand vertical "panel' complete with launchers for the most used of my applications, but, unlike Unity, it is only 32 pixels wide, and the icons don't animate when you click on them (to me useless ICandy, which is not the same as "eye-candy").

At least Canonical hasn't gone WindblowZE 81 bonkers with those "live tiles".

1 Reported by some to be in actuality Windows Vista(ster) Service Pack 3.

Mmmm, TOE jam: Trev shoves Intel's NICs in his bonkers test lab

Fatman

Re: What does than make my PCI 10/100 Intel cards?

Let's try:

1) relics of a by-gone era

2) fossils

3) dinosaurs

4) eWaste

5) spare parts for Damagement desktops (old BOFH trick - put the shittiest parts in damagement's desktops, and get $$$ for new IT toys)

6) any other suggestions???

'Mainframe blowout' knackered millions of RBS, NatWest accounts

Fatman
FAIL

Re: ...was simply down to people getting past that inertia.

A well placed kick with a steel toed boot might help!

Fatman

Re: so unplugs the nearest and plugs in the hoover.

WROK PALCE prevents that one by using LOCKING plugs on ALL of its servers. (For those of you on the "other" side of the pond, locking plugs are completely incompatible with standard US power cords.)

Carrie Fisher dusts off THAT bikini for Star Wars VII

Fatman

Re: With a bit of CGI...copious amounts of coke

I have read that about her in the past, she really went downhill after SW. A shame too, because as Leia, she was hot.

Incoming comet will probably miss Mars, says NASA

Fatman

RE: Listen up monkey-man.

I seriously doubt Ballmer1 gives a shit.

1 So named for his "on stage" antics.

Fatman

Re: Dear FRIEND!!

Nice one!!

I have several cube mates wondering what the hell I am laughing so hard at.

Ubuntu 13.04 beta touts search privacy - before it hooks in eBay, IMDb etc

Fatman
Linux

Re: I have a monitor that multiple Linux distros refuse to recognise.

I am in that boat too.

I have an Acer X223W 1680x1050 wide screen monitor, and a new installation always treats it as 1600x1200, which sucks!!! The default setup in the GRUB bootloader just does not do wide screen well. In order to get a decent resolution on boot, I have to set the resolution at 800x600, otherwise the text size is pitifully small.

Fatman
Linux

Re: search crap

Or make them easy,to remove:

sudo apt-get remove search-bullshit

BlackBerry Z10: Prices pruned despite eager iPunter interest

Fatman

RE: just locked into a three year contract

Are you sure you don't mean: chained by the balls for a 3 year period???

New class of industrial-scale super-phishing emails threatens biz

Fatman
Linux

Re: ...software that doesn't cause your computer to be p0wned only by clicking on a link?

Yes, there is, and it is called Linux.

Storage glitch sends Curiosity into safe mode

Fatman
FAIL

Re: "INSERT BOOT FLOPPY AND PRESS ENTER TO CONTINUE."

And NASA forgot to insert it before launch.

Someone skipped a step in the pre-launch preparations.

Fatman

Re: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VxWorks

Just because that is what was originally loaded at the factory, doesn't mean some dimwit didn't wipe VxWorks and installed Windows for Space Craft, Interplanetary Explorer Edition on it. Perhaps they should turn it off and then turn it on again.

Then again, perhaps that poor spacecraft just installed the first service pack, and is just sitting there waiting for someone to...

"Strike any key to continue...."

SpaceX: 'We have control, it's just a glitch' Musk tells world+dog

Fatman

RE: pressure hammered

Is how some of my co-workers operate, under great pressure (no thanks to damagement), and drunk!!!!

Fatman

Re: Then, after the 3 months, the price starts to increase,

That sounds like my ISP!!

Fatman

Re: Secret payload ... it's a hogtied NYT reporter!

Which probably explains the "anomaly", the reporter yanked on some wires and caused a malfunction.

</snark>

Bank Muscat hit by $39m ATM cash-out heist

Fatman

Re: If they get caught they will have theirs hands cut off.

Then I have a whole bunch of worthless US bankers wankers who should suffer the same fate.

'Brit Bill Gates' was powerless to stop HP's Autonomy acquisition

Fatman

Re: How does rocket surgery work?

Ask SpaceX!!!

Fatman

Re: Due diligence

Perhaps to only way to insure that 'due diligence' is properly carried out is to employ the BOFH in that role.

Between his whips and a cattle prod, the truth will prevail.

Fatman

Re: Buyer's remorse

Is pretty much my opinion also.

Somewhere. someone at HP decided that Autonomy was an over priced pig and needed to be slaughtered. I would not be surprised that a decision to endure a single quarter's worth of bad press, and hope it all goes away must have been the deciding factor. But, from a stockholder's point of view, someone should be roasted over the coals.

Unfortunately, those people (namely Leo A) aren't there any more.

One question, if you were considering Leo A for either a board seat, or an executive position; would you bring him on???

I know that I certainly would not.

One titsup server kills Brit-hosted Donhost websites for THREE DAYS

Fatman

Re: Was it a windows server?

I have to agree, this is a damagement issue.

Fatman

Re: Maximum incompetence

You bad boy!!!

I just spewed coffee all over my monitor and keyboard.

Squillionaire space tourist offers oldsters a holiday to Mars

Fatman

Re: Round trip?...doubt i could fit the entire house of parliment in the capsule.

I can think of a large number of US politicians you could use in your 'stuff the phone booth' attempt.

Vint Cerf: 'The internet of things needs to be locked down'

Fatman

Re: Great, spam from the toaster...RE: Would you like a waffle?

No more likely your toaster will serve up targeted advertising burned into patterns on your toast touting the benefits of some shitty product.

Fatman

Re: Your house might well tweet you about a flooded basement one day.

Recently, while watching a Hometime episode about this remote cabin they have in northern Wisconsin, the subject of power failures in winter came up. Those that live in such climates already know that if your house freezes, a burst water line is a expensive repair job. So, if you do own such a property, being able to get some kind of status notice (like one of a power failure) may reduce the potential for damage. Similarly, a home security system for a luxury cabin that is unoccupied for extended periods of time that can be remotely polled in th even of an alarm may help prevent false alarms, and assist in identifying burglary suspects. (Think streaming the real time video to a cloud server, or to the local,PD.)

I am not stating that connecting such devices to the 'net is bad; just that they need to have security designed into them from the very beginning.

Fatman

Re: WTF? I guess my question is why even hook these devices up to ANY net.

I guess you would like to run around up and down the elevators adjusting thermostat settings in a large high rise office building, so, could I just suggest a two word response to your question: building automation.

There are many buildings of recent vintage that have both their aircon and lighting remotely controllable from a building automation net.

Fatman

Re: WTF? Why would you ever put them on a publically accessed net?

Because there are Darwin Award candidates that must have the latest cool thing, and there are mobile apps that allow remote control of your air conditioning equipment. (I saw one recently demoed on This Old House). Their HVAC guy made a big deal that you could adjust the settings with a mobile phone or tablet over the internet.

As to the intelligence of connecting such devices to the 'net, well, it will just be a case of 'in the eye of the beholder'.

Anonymous leaks 'Bank of America secrets' in spy revenge hack

Fatman
Flame

Re: BofA - Too Big To Fail

And wouldn't it be nice if BofA went down just as spectacularly as the Hindenberg?

Outsourcing your own job much more common than first thought

Fatman

CV building.

Are you sure you didn't mean this:

I can't go down to only being employed at only one place, it would look suspicious not having seven consecutive concurrent jobs on my CV!