* Posts by Fatman

2400 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Apr 2008

Tick-tock, Apple: Obama has just days to stop US iPhone iPad sales ban

Fatman

Re: Wouldn't it be better

No he's a politician by profession - which means he just has to decide whether Apple or Samsung contributed most to his campaign the "correct" political party.

FTFY!

Fatman

Re: A winning plot

The timing is so so suspect.

No doubt we have a case of Money Talks, Bullshit Walks, and I smell (promises of) campaign contributions floating somewhere.

I wold like to make a request of the global "radio station": Alicia Keys' Karma, served up on a silver platter.

Back up all you like - but can you resuscitate your data after a flood?

Fatman

Re: So, you didn't test your DR plan...

That would only occur in a world where the people in question have the kind of money to throw away whole servers because they act up.

Bean counters, the bane of IT.

Music licensor seeks to block Pandora from running a radio station

Fatman

Re: The government represents the people

THEY WORK FOR YOU, ...

WRONG!!!!! on so many counts!!!!

They "work" for those who offer bribes make campaign contributions PERIOD

When it comes to Money Talks, Bullshit Walks, sorry chum, John Q. Public is fucked.

Fatman

RE: ASCAP seeks to block Pandora...

"The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (ASCAP) has filed a petition with the US Federal Communications Commission (FCC) to block Pandora from running a terrestrial radio station, claiming that to allow the streaming music service to do so would not serve the public interest cut into the available pool of money for executive bonuses"

FTFY!

Comrade! If you dare f$%^ing swear on the internet, WE'LL SHOOT

Fatman

RE: This lass Mizzulina looks to me like Louella Parsons reincarnation on steroids.

Actually, I thought she was Rosa Klebb in From Russia With Love

(Rosa Klebb portrayed by Lotte Lenya: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0502322/?ref_=tt_cl_t4 )

What did the Romans ever do for us? Packet switching...

Fatman

Re: "Heavily compressed DAB is the sonic equivalent of Michelangelo's David made out of Lego"

Also true of .mp3 files, as compared to CD quality audio.

Fatman

Re: I remember forgetting this stuff....

Like after a long day at work I get home and upon seeing my wife I realize that I forgot to pick up something at the store?

You better hope she is in a forgiving mood; or you will be sleeping in the doghouse tonight.

Middle America pulls up sagging pants menace, belts repeat offenders

Fatman

Re: If you need a hundred round clip to go hunting...

That may depend on what you are hunting.

You may not need that much ammo in the woods hunting deer; but in the urban forest, hunting 'buck' might be a different story.

Mass Sony DVR seppuku riddle: Freeview EPG update fingered

Fatman
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Re: If it was ANY other brand of consumer electronics that had a update burp,

Agreed!

BUT IT IS SONY

A company run by some of the most arrogant assholes on Earth.

The only mistake, at least in my mind, was that the product committed seppuku.

It should have been SONY executives that committed seppuku.

(Coming from someone who had a PC bricked by a Sony rootkit!)

Windows desktop VDI

Fatman

Re: KISS

There seems to be a trend right now where people will give up any long term advantages in return for saving a few quick pennies by using cloud services1. Yes, cloud services do have advantages. But nobody seems to be thinking twice about the advantage of having your *own* hardware and software in house - with full control over it2.

Obviously, you are someone who has been around this block at least once.

1Typified by the ignorant bean counter damagement mentality.

2 Owning your OWN hardware and having under YOUR control means that YOU KNOW who has access to that equipment and data. In light of the recent NSA spying revelations, would it not be prudent to know who can examine your data. If those 3 letter agencies have to enter your property to "see" your data; then you know that they are looking at you.

Ubuntu forums breached, 1.8m passwords pinched

Fatman
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RE: Should have used a more secure OS....

Is that YOU, Loverock Davidson????

If so, go crawl back under your rock.

Telly bigwigs try to close down Aereo streaming service - again

Fatman

Re: Indeed

even having to press a button on the remote to skip them pisses me off

I wish some enterprising chap would create a mechanism that detects when a commercial is being broadcast, and then blank both the video and audio for 30 seconds.

That skilled fucker would make a mint.

Fatman
WTF?

Re: And if they fail in court ...

I believe you said contribution when the appropriate word is actually "Bribe".

That depends on whose interpretation you use, that of the politician (it is a campaign contribution) or that of the average Joe Sixpack (it's a fucking bribe).

Amazon button leaked user traffic

Fatman
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Re: Why do people install these things?

I've been asked to look at people's browsers on countless occasions because "it's slow" and/or "it doesn't show a lot of the page" and the reason "it's slow" and/or "it doesn't show a lot of the page" is because so much real estate in the window is taken up with stupid extension bars.

Do you mean like this?

http://www.woosk.com/2008/08/friends-dont-let-friends-use-ie.html

Sky asks Ofcom to unlock BT cabinets

Fatman

RE: Re: Hasta la vista, baby

They used to, but offloaded it to venture vulture capitalists in 2010.

Emergency alert system easily pwnable after epic ZOMBIE attack prank

Fatman
FAIL

Re: Design

Or is there a higher priority?

Of course there is - fatter executive bonuses.

Optical archival system - where to buy from?

Fatman
FAIL

Re: Sony? Nooooo!

Cannot be screamed loud enough!!!!!

SONY!!!! The purveyors of computer damaging rootkits??

WHY would ANYONE trust their data archiving to kit made by a company known for being smug assholes.

You are begging for trouble, if not vendor or format lock-in.

Go anywhere else!!!! BUT NOT SONY!!!!

</rant>

How City IT is under attack from politicians, diesel bugs, HR

Fatman

Re: 'my errant mate'

Even today my errant mate is one of the only people who properly understands most of that preposterous computer system, so he had his job back within six months -- but at a higher rate than before :-)

I would have placed as a condition of re-joining that fucked up outfit, the dimwit that fired me got sacked, otherwise, they could go and fuck themselves.

FTC tells Google and pals: Not labelling ads properly is 'deceptive'

Fatman

Re: "ad-drivel"

Then you need to investigate a Firefox addon called "Ad Block Plus"

I have been surfing the web for a long time (mostly) ad free thanks to it.

Spear phish your boss to win more security cash

Fatman

Re: no thanks...self-important morons

Those self-important morons are quite likely to use you as a shield when someone higher up in the food chain decides to kick some ass.

I have always felt the best way to rid an organization of damagement is to give them (damagement) all of the rope they need, and let them hang themselves. It is much cleaner that way.

Fatman

RE: Re: no thanks

Agreed, the person in charge could react in a way which limits your career within the company industry.

FTFY

Apple's screw-up leaves tethered iPhones easily crackable

Fatman

Re: @gordon10...Smart people don't keep the default password for their hotspots.

These are Apple (l)users, it is unrealistic to expect any intelligence from them.

They just want their iShit to work, that's all.

BBC-featured call centre slapped with hefty fine for unwanted calls

Fatman

RE: Re: Will it work?

A serious risk of time behind bars a bullet through the head might focus their attention a bit more.

FTFY

Global tax data exchange plan floated to recoup cash

Fatman

Re: Be careful what you wish for

Meanwhile, the other world leaders look on, make politely supportive noises, whilst privately thinking "what a lightweight".

I think you are being polite there ("what a lightweight"), I suspect the actual appraisal is much harsher.

Internet fraud still stings suckers

Fatman

RE: Re: Hello! I'm a criminal going to rob you! Here's my email address!

However if you cut off their money, they will move under other less visible rocks heads, they will disappear from the gene pool.

FTFY.

New material enables 1,000-meter super-skyscrapers

Fatman

Re: Replace the "call" button on each floor with a keypad -

Which is something already done in practice.

read more: ( http://www.smartplanet.com/blog/pure-genius/intelligent-elevators-answer-vertical-challenges/8191 )

Fatman
FAIL

Re: I think you are dangerously over-estimating the capabilities of VB programmers. ;)

I would extend that to include any Microsoft Technology in critical applications.

After all, I would not want to be in such an elevator when its control computer running Windows for Smart BuildingsTM decides it is time to download its "Patch Tuesday" updates with their inevitable reboot.

I can imagine it now, you are heading to the top of a very tall building, when the intercom announces: "The control computer must restart to complete the updates. Your elevator cab may either freeze in place, or go into free fall. When the system reboots, control will resume."

Thus you begin your 7 minutes of terror. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ_8Md4iK-o )

Boffins find evidence Atlantic Ocean has started closing

Fatman
Stop

Re: How about global moving? ;-)

Dammit man, don't give the nutters another 'cause'!!!!

REVEALED: The gizmo leaker Snowden used to smuggle out NSA files

Fatman

RE: Re: Root password, sure, but why wasn't the data encrypted?

Basically the issue is that leadership fails to listen to the people who are closest to the problem and lacks the ability to see the consequences of that failure.

What you have described sir, is better known as damagement, the bane of IT existence worldwide.

Don't wait to check your parachute until you're out of the plane

Fatman

Re: Almost all work is credit these days

Sometimes the decision to continue to allow sales to a customer having difficulty is based on fears of antagonizing a customer.

I knew of one chemical supplier that had an exclusive relationship with a large US distributor for their product. Unfortunately, that supplier was squeezed by the nads when it came to payment.

They had to wait until the exclusivity agreement ran out before they could dump the customer. Afterwards, they learned their lesson and no longer sign exclusivity agreements.

SCO vs. IBM battle resumes over ownership of Unix

Fatman

RE: Re: Answer me a question...

and probably cheaper then releasing a product people actually want that actually works ...

FTFY

Fatman

Re: Enterprising lawyers could create a lawyer-version of kickstarter: "Sue4Ca$h.com"

That has been already done!!!

It is (hopefully soon to be was) called Prenda Law.

Fatman

RE: Re: Daftest thing is ...

SCO is a really, really good example of why manglement & lawyers should be separated from technology, kinda like Church & State strangled at birth

There!

FTFY

You dirty RAT: Trend Micro spots new Asia-wide attack

Fatman
Linux

Your best defence.

<---- See icon.

Chrome and Firefox are planet-wreckers, IE cuddles dolphins

Fatman

Re: Funny how things are - conveniently - forgotten.

NO You got it wrong!!!

The Windows/IE integration claim was made by Microsoft's legal team; while this claim probably comes out of the marketing department.

Two distinctly different (but both slimy) animals.

Fatman
FAIL

Re: W8 on a 1Mhz processor

Now that I would like to see.

Time from cold power on to full desktop - 15 years!!!!

Fatman

Re: Sitting in the office in the dark saves power too.

Also, getting rid of that 100w power sucking incandescent, and replacing it with a 15w CFL does the same thing.

</sarcasm>

Fatman

Running Windows 8. That's your problem right there.

FTFY!

US judge revives lawsuit vs Baidu and China

Fatman

Re: They missed a chance...could have had him arrested and imprisoned,

Which would have caused a international shit storm guaranteed to make the current NSA spying scandal "child's play" by comparison.

If that were ever to occur, no future President or former President would ever be able to safely leave the country, because they risked arrest somewhere offshore. Don't you think that several countries would like to have "arrested" Bush if they could??? Obama would never take that foolish chance.

Microsoft borks botnet takedown in Citadel snafu

Fatman
Linux

RE: They are going to install Linux ! :)

THE ONLY CURE!!!

BTW, I like your 'handle'.

Fatman
Linux

Re: a case of clod-hopper MS World Police.

One whose buggy software ought to be banned from connecting to the internet.

Sinkhole Microsoft.com - a den of internet INsecurity.

Leaked Obama brief reveals US cyber defense, offense policy

Fatman

Re: Coincidences

Otherwise be honest and admit it. The US is no better in this regard than China.

You are so damn right.

The best choice would be BOTH a) and b).

HP's Ray Lane faces $100m tax bill over 'sham' tax shelter

Fatman

Re: HP really picks 'em

Here is the thing:

1) there are the public statements made by Lane, et al, who get "caught"

2) then there is the reality of the situation, they knew exactly what they were getting into.

Do you really expect them to admit anything???

Fatman

Re: Spend all that money?....Especially if he is in jail!

Of course, it would be protection money to insure that IF he were to drop the soap he would not become someone's bitch!!

BTW, I wonder how Bernie Madoff is doing these days???? Is he enjoying his stay at Club Fed.

Obama weighs in on NSA surveillance imbroglio

Fatman

Re: We didn't LOSE Korea...South Korea is our friend,

I NEVER said they weren't.

BUT(T), the continued existence of North Korea is an overgrown, swollen pustule on the backside of humanity, and should have been popped a long time ago.

South Koreans would not have had to endure 60 years worth of sabre rattling from North Korea's demented leaders had the war in Korea been WON.

NOW, do you get my point!???

Fatman

Re: We didn't LOSE Korea.

Supposedly the goal of going to war is to WIN, and defeat your opponent.

Well, considering that North Korea has continued to exist since the armistice was signed in 1953, I certainly do not consider it a WIN, at best a 60 year old stalemate, one that has gone for too long.

IMHO, we can thank our friends at the UN for that.

Fatman
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Re: "dually elected officials"...the special interests they serve. EDIT

EDIT TO Now, someone who is slightly awake will spout out that we didn't LOSE Korea. To that, I will say: "BULLSHIT!!!" Does the antics of their current leader OF NORTH KOREA suggest that we won?? If we WON, he would not be in power.

I needed to make it clear who I was referring to when I initially specified current leader, lest I piss off any South Koreans.

ICON awarded for my FAILing to be clear in the first post about who the "current leader" referred to.

Fatman
Black Helicopters

Re: "dually elected officials"...the special interests they serve.

I expect to be flamed for this, so, pardon me while I put on my Nomex suit.

There, now you can flame away.

Let us go back to end of WW2, Hitler was dead, Germany was defeated, we (that being the USA) nuked Japan twice, and that bloody war was over. Or was it? An awful lot of money got spent in the fight to defeat the Fascists. And the military-industrial complex took notice. President Eisenhower WARNED US about it, and no one paid any attention.

Rising out of the ashes, was a new villain: Communism, and the spread of the Red Menace across parts of Europe and Asia. That begat a new type of 'war', dubbed The Cold War. "We got to stop those goddam Russkies" paraphrases the sentiment of many politicians of the time. And the defense industry LOVED IT!!!. Politicians do not want to be seen as "soft on Communism", so they bought into the defense industry lie, hook, line and sinker. And the ($$$$BILLIONS) flowed.

The USA got itself tied up in two Asian wars (Korea and Viet Nam), and LOST both. Now, someone who is slightly awake will spout out that we didn't LOSE Korea. To that, I will say: "BULLSHIT!!!" Does the antics of their current leader suggest that we won?? If we WON, he would not be in power. Then there is that disgrace called Viet Nam, where the civilian leadership was too goddammed worried about 'image'. We should have either fought to win, or got the fuck out of there. If we had done the latter, who knows how many of the 58,000+ we lost there would have lived. But the defense industry kept raking in the $$$BILLIONS.

Fast forward to the fall of the Soviet Union. You might hope that with the demise of the Big Bad Bear, some of those $BILLIONS squandered on defense spending just might get re-directed into more useful purposes, rather than be squandered on weapons of war. You can bet your sweet ASS that the defense industry was going to do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to keep that GRAVY TRAIN running. Along the way, the Cunts In America get us tangled up with all kinds of dictators and despots. That's OK, as long as they are OUR dictators and despots. You do know who we allied with in Afghanistan to defeat the Soviets, don't you???? Once we no longer needed them, they became expendable, and suddenly had an excuse to want to extract revenge. Now, we have been tied up in more war for the past 10+ years, and now it is $$$$TRILLIONS of GDP being squandered on the defense industry, and WEAPONS OF WAR. Isn't it about time that shit STOP!!!! With the winding down of those wars, the defense industry needs a new villain, a mythological villain called a terrorist.

So, let me pose this one simple question:

WHO has the MOST to lose if the $$$TRILLIONS now being squandered on weapons of war and defense spending were to suddenly vanish???

All of this bullshit about running around looking for terrorists is nothing more than a smokescreen for the defense industry to keep its GRAVY TRAIN running at full speed. And government officials (of BOTH parties) are willing accomplices.

Congress: representatives of the People bought and paid for by the special interests.

Let the flaming begin.

Police 'stumped' by car thefts using electronic skeleton key

Fatman
FAIL

Re: Sonic Screwdriver

Insecure? Easy to hack? Do they run Android Automotive WindblowZE for Automobiles by any chance?

FTFY!

WindblowZE for Automobiles: "Where do want to crash today!!!"