* Posts by Fatman

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Device fingerprinting tech: It's not a cookie, but 'cookie' rules apply

Fatman

Re: to protect your money!

You loaned it to us, and we grudgingly pay you as little as we can get away with in interest (that's a clue as to what sort of site we are)

FTFY!!!!

US parking operator: YEP, hackers got your names, credit card numbers, secret codes...

Fatman
Joke

Re: Bah!

I can just about guarantee you it was not the design team that made that decision, but someone in the C suite or just below that.

Quite likely!!!

You know the type - they whine about increasing shareholder value, as they cause the "corporate airplane" to crash and burn.

Orion: To Mars, the Moon and beyond... but first, a test flight through Van Allen belt

Fatman

Re: Architected?

Some commentard wrote:

So even in the early stages of this vehicle, we’ve architected it to have as much natural shielding from the structure and the components that are inside

Followed by:

What's wrong with "designed", "created" or possibly even "built"?

Buzzword bingo at work!

HACKERS can DELETE SURVEILLANCE DVRS remotely – report

Fatman

RE: Connecting your security DVR to the internet is beyond foolish.

How else are you supposed to do lights out management on a shoestring budget???

You know, do MORE with LESS!!!!!

Sony employees face 'weeks of pen and paper' after crippling network hack

Fatman
Joke

Re: Did they show their hand too early?

Once you've managed to empty several major fileservers of their precious documents, then you release some drive-eraser malware to obstruct any investigation and take over social media to publicise your good work.

Be careful there!!!

They might sic the MAFIAA after you!!!!

BOFH: Everyone deserves a little DOWNTIME

Fatman

BOFH FAILed here

Sorry, but I don't buy this shit!!!!

BOFH's ALWAYS leave themselves a BACK DOOR if they are any good.

It can be nothing more than an old analog modem connected to a RS-232 port on a POTS line.

Years ago, I worked (according to TPTB, it might be a case of 'fucking off' rather) at a radio station. 1970's cheapo telemetry equipment often went bonkers at the most inopportune time, and if the transmitter site based remote unit lost "sight" of its studio counterpart, it was programmed to kill the transmitter, shutting down the station. That were (IIRC) the rules (according to the Federal Crucifixion Commission) in force at the time.

Getting control meant a 25 mile drive out to the transmitter site, and power cycling the remote unit to 'reset' it. The station's engineer didn't like to do that, so he created this 'black box' that connected to a POTS line. You "call" the 'black box', it answers with a tone, you punch in a (user selectable) authorization code to get a second tone. Then you could press one of the 12 buttons on the DTMF pad and send a command to open/close a relay. He had the "*" button set to cause a one second pulse to trigger a power drop relay on the remote units' power connection. Power goes out, and one second later, it comes back on. Another minute for the two ends to handshake, and all is good. The studio end was programmed to flash a light on the audio control board informing the operator that the telemetry unit had gone off line, and the operator better power cycle the remote end within 15 minutes of the light coming on, or else.....

Nothing pisses off a station owner than the prospect of DEAD AIR.

Now, our BOFH should NOT allow this disaster to be "wasted". Time to get out the spreadsheet, and con persuade the Boss into approving the necessary kit to improve resilience in such situations.

How to get ahead in IT: Swap the geek speak for the spreadsheet

Fatman

Re: Alternatively...

Why does corporate speak even exist? To enable talentless seniors to create the illusion of competence by talking the talk. Why do politics in the workplace exist? Because mistakes need covering up, poor decision making needs spinning and burying, empire builders need dealing with, and the conflicts of territorial unit targets due to flawed organizational structures. IMHO.

IOW - ASS covering

A WHOPPING 8 million Windows Server 2003 systems still out there

Fatman
Joke

RE: WTF does that any of that even mean?

It means:

"You can expect a sales professional weasel to show up at your employer with a cattle prod to be used to induce you to buy their wares."

</snark>

Antarctic ice THICKER than first feared – penguin-bot boffins

Fatman
Joke

Re: Ah...

What I took away from this was how awesome it is that Ubuntu was used as the OS of choice for an underwater probe ...

Well, they really couldn't have used Windows...now could they???

You know with those Patch Tuesdays and all of that rebooting.

It would have been a damn shame if the sub, while running Windows (for submarines) experienced a BSoD and went to the bottom, only to be never heard from again.

</snark>

Sony Pictures in IT lock-down after alleged hacker hosing

Fatman

Re: Predictable and not going away

Maube a lot of people remember how many peopler were hacked by Sonys rootkit.

Sadly, I am a member of that club; so I have no sympathy for them.

Arrogant bastards.

You stupid BRICK! PCs running Avast AV can't handle Windows fixes

Fatman
Joke

Re: "new memory related functions which are not fully compatible with Avast."

Avast was operating correctly and detected abnormal behaviour

It detected Windows was running installed on the PC?

FTFY!!!

Regin: The super-spyware the security industry has been silent about

Fatman

Re: This is part of the larger problem with the NSA's dual responsibility in the U.S.

Even if we/you were to split agencies into analysis/operational roles, we all know that the pathways between their buildings would be well worn an enclosed pedestrian bridge.

FTFY!!!

Yahoo! blames! MONSTER! email! OUTAGE! on! CUT! CABLE! bungle!

Fatman
Black Helicopters

Re: Single point of failure?

Only if the routing tables permit the traffic to bypass GCHQ.

or the NSA.

When I read this, my first thought was that the NSA had bungled a cable tap.

I need a password to BRAKE? What? No! STOP! Aaaargh!

Fatman

Re: Sorry

Soccer moms in land barges, texting while putting on makeup and feeding their offspring OTOH...

Don't get me started.......

After USA FREEDOM Act's failure, what's next for mass surveillance?

Fatman

Re: The "Patriot Act" won't be allowed to die @Ugotta B. Kiddingme

So you have the democrats who represent every fringe element in society and the republicans who represent the wealthy. Where do I fit in?

Short answer: YOU DON'T!!!

'Internet Freedom Panel' to keep web overlord ICANN out of Russian hands – new proposal

Fatman

Re: Shut your pie hole....

...and finish your kool aid!

Someone give me an address, and I will drop ship a 55 gallon drum of it!!!!

</snark>

First Congress, now top govt watchdog digs into ICANN's internet grab

Fatman

Re: US Republicans supporting big government and socialism ... again

I see you managed to get a copy of RMoney's 'talking points' (albeit those for private benefactors).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney_presidential_campaign,_2012#Video_of_private_fundraiser

and the video itself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU9V6eOFO38&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_786897

Azure TITSUP caused by INFINITE LOOP

Fatman

Re: "storage blob front ends going into an infinite loop, which had gone undetected during fighting"

Microsoft Flight Simulator? which is running on a special version of Windows? ("Windows Aircraft Edition" perhaps)

I really wished I had book marked the page that had the screen shot of the image that I have in mind. It features a pilot and co-pilot at the controls with a BSoD on the screen, with the caption (paraphrasing it a bit mind you) "Where do you want to crash today?"

So you want to introduce a BYOD plan. Where do you start?

Fatman

Re: Whose device is it anyway?

Excellent point, and one made by our CIO to those clowns that tried to persuade the company into allowing BYOD for our employees (those clowns being the sales weasels). What helped crash that 'trial balloon' was the assistance by the company's lawyers in detailing potential legal hurdles (like an employees' device being subpoenaed due to litigation).

BYOD crashed harder than the Hindenberg. (For those of you too young to remember it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster )

GT sapphire glaziers: You signed WHAT deal with Apple?

Fatman
Joke

Re: What were they thinking?

Pushing your suppliers to bankruptcy isn't a recipe for success.

I believe that is called the WalMart way to maximize profits.

Fasthosts goes titsup, blames DNS blunder

Fatman
FAIL

Re: We are affected :( ... The phones are ringing crazy with our upset clients.

Currently have 3 websites down, email down, our licensing server down, ...

If you are referring to a Mother May I... server that must be accessed so that your customers can use the software that they have paid for, then, I am sorry, but you deserve all of the bitching you will get from customers who have been locked out of their systems, because you will get NO sympathy from me.

YOU chose a DRM solution, now deal with the fall out.

("Why?", others may ask, it is because, for me it is a case of BTDTGTTS.)

DEATH fails to end mobile contract: Widow forced to take HUBBY's ASHES into shop

Fatman

RE: This is why I don't do automatic bill payment.

A lesson a former employer of mine learned the hard way.

He had a 'key person' insurance policy, with the monthly premiums to be automatically deducted from the company's account.

The insurance company screwed up, and, in the first month, deducted 12 months worth of premiums. While that did hurt financially, he assumed that that would be the end of it, and the policy was paid for the full one year term.

But, NO, they insurance company did it again in the second month, deducting 11 months worth of premiums. Now that DID hurt financially (employees did NOT get their paychecks because of it). Insurance agent was less than useless, and the insurance company was busy offering explanations, and excuses, But we had to wait on the refund.

They did it again in the third month, taking out 10 months worth of premiums. Since our bookkeeper was "expecting that it might happen again"; she kept watch on the bank balance, and on the day that automatic deduction tried to post, we hit the bank with am order to refuse to honor the deduction, and not to allow any further deductions from that company.

Soon afterward, we got a new insurance agent, and transferred away the usual business insurance policies away from the old agent, kissing that agent "goodbye" when the term of the 'key person' policy expired.

Lesson learned - YOU control WHO gets paid, and WHEN, not some scumbag company!!!

BOFH: An UNHOLY MATCH forged amid the sweet smell of bullsh*t

Fatman
Joke

Re: @ MrDamage "Like money on expensive consultants?" I ask

I was about to write: You do know that analogy also applies to Manglement?

BUT, I don't like how it reads, so let me fix it:

You do know that description1 also applies to Manglement?

1 Seagull: As in "flies in, creates a mess, shits all over the place and then flies off, leaving you to clean up afterward."

ISPs are stripping encryption from netizens' email – EFF

Fatman
WTF?

Re: One does wonder... or at least should wonder.

Or something more sinister?

One could suppose that it may have something to do with governments and their attempts to spy upon internet users.

Judge: Terror bomb victims CAN'T seize Iran's domain name as compensation

Fatman

Re: What else can they seize?

(Permanently as its own property,...

I think the Mexicans might have a few things to add there!

Mozilla makeover to boost Tor torque, capacity

Fatman

"RecogniSe"?? (I thought it was spelled "recogniZe"!!!

"We recogniSe that privacy is not just a functionality on your computer or a setting you can turn on or off, and we're excited to see what we can do to advance privacy online with Polaris."

"Recognise"???- my spell checker Red Flags that one.

Obama HURLS FCC under train, GUTPUNCHES ISPs in net neut battle

Fatman
Joke

Re: Nice, but that's what GIS is for...

IMHO= big storm sewers make ideal fiber runs...RS.

Google has already started down """that""" road:

http://www.google.com/tisp/

FCC to Obama on net neutrality: We work for CONGRESS, SIR, not YOU

Fatman

Re: Reports to Congress?

More like "reports to bought and paid for by the corporations."

FTFY!!!

RBS faces biggest ever fine for THAT huge IT meltdown – leak

Fatman

Re: From an insider

Management built the culture and practices that let a mistake become a disaster.

Manglement, in its zeal to increase shareholder value, sent the work that was being done by experienced IT staff, and sent it offshore to less experienced IT staff, just to save money.

Manglement should be taking the hit - garnish their pensions for their incompetence.

Rich techbro CEOs told to sleep rough before slamming the poor

Fatman

Re: As someone whom lives near Silicon Valley...

Nice post.

My take, is to really drive the point home; dump a group of CEO's out somewhere remote, ala Naked and Afraid style with shit to live on, telling them that they have to trek 100 miles through (insert environment of choice) to be rescued. Let them be forced to live off the land. I doubt that any of them make it out alive.

Watchdog bites hotel booking site: Over 3k card details slurped

Fatman
FAIL

Re: £7'500?

So, if you're bad business people you get away with such "fuckwittery of the highest order"*?

What the hell do you expect coming from the job creators??

Some Mangler was more likely worried about the reduction in his annual bonus, than spending the $$$ to do it right from the onset.

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Hans Neij of Pirate Bay arrested in Thailand

Fatman
Joke

Re: It's all good

Perhaps you're talking about some other special interest group?

THAT AC was probably a MAFIAA shill.

I have been wondering for some time as to what an appropriate 'punishment' for members of the MAFIAA should get in the event they ever get caught breaking the law.

In the US of A, one group that comes to mind for interesting punishment would be the principals behind Prenda Law. (In case you are curious: http://www.popehat.com/tag/prenda-law/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenda_Law )

IIRC, you too in Blighty have your own bunch of scoundrels, but their name escapes me at this time.

Mozilla promises browser just for developers

Fatman

RE: Fix the UI and I might like it.

Do you mean like tear out that Australis (??) crap?

Still using FF 28 because of that shit.

Fatman

RE: Developers! Developers! Developers!

Steveie B left the building quite some time ago.

IIRC, he has a professional sports team to run fuck up.

BOFH: Stop your tiers – when it comes to storage, less is more

Fatman

The "Boss"

<u>The Boss, however, is unlikely to learn from these mistakes, having no grounding in the good and bad of IT</u>. Like a simple-minded relative, he must be protected from harm and gently guided by the judicious use of a cattle prod.

FTFY!

ROGUE SAIL BOAT blocks SPACE STATION PODULE blastoff

Fatman

RE: Re: Hey stupid.

"Scary that they're letting the same level of stupid that exists on our highways out on to the open ocean."

Sometimes that level of stupid is allowed to operate large vessels permeate corporate culture.

FTFY!!

US court shuts down 'scammers posing as Microsoft, Facebook support staff'

Fatman

Injunction?

The injunction requires that their websites and telephone numbers must be shut down and disconnected, and their assets be frozen.

FTFY!!!! (look very carefully!)

</snark>

Silicon Valley scrooges paid staff $1.21 an hour in a 122-hour week

Fatman

Re: Always remember...

The faithful of a certain political persuasion like to whine: Government regulation is an 'invisible tax' on Job Creators

</sarcasm>

</rant>

In the next four weeks, 100 people will decide the future of the web

Fatman

Re: a thought

I know quite a few folks that have said "screw it" and abandoned christmas almost entirely. No gifts, no tree, maybe dinner with a couple people if that.

So, in that regard, I am not alone. Good!!

Chipmaker FTDI bricking counterfeit kit

Fatman

Re: Maybe they don't want that reputation to be spoiled by fakes?

Like the way high end watches, fashion apparel, perfume and jewelry manufacturers go after the cheap "knock offs"?

I recall once seeing a photo of a steam roller being used to flatten a bunch of fake Rolexes. (OH, wait, I found it: http://newslite.tv/2010/04/28/7000-fake-rolex-watches-crushe.html )

Redmond top man Satya Nadella: 'Microsoft LOVES Linux'

Fatman

Re: Microsoft is like Ebola, you must avoid it completely to kill the infection.

No fucking shit!!!!

Get out the bleach!

Fatman

Re: Microsoft embracing Linux?

Be very careful when you 'embrace' Microsoft, as, based upon past history, you are quite likely to get a knife in the back.

RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

UNIX greybeards threaten Debian fork over systemd plan

Fatman
Unhappy

Re: Pottering just doesn't get it...It needs to be reliable.

prior to that, uptimes over a year) from being replaced by a system that will be run by a trained monkey...as it's a half trained monkey that's in charge of our IT.

$DEITY, I feel for you, under the thumb of another graduate from your typical "School of Damagement".

Fatman

Re: the "fun" part about systemd

"It's not like we reboot our machines all the time."

Where I once worked, it occurred DAILY.

Manglement, in its zeal to save money did the cost calcs for 148 hours of non business hours, and decided that we should shut them down at the end of the day.

Now, considering that those machines ran WindblowZE that Global Monopoly Operating System, which was (and still is) a prime target of miscreants; it made sense to shut them down at the end of the day.

One day, I had to deal with a whining (L)USER who bitched and moaned about having to wait for the machine to boot each morning. I reminded him that a shutdown machine can't:

1) be hacked (while it is shut down),

2) be used to send spam,

3) be used as a launching point for network infiltration,

4) put power on hours on the hard drive (at that time they did not power down the hard drives, again due to (L)USER complaints)

5) subject the machine to overnight/weekend weather related power disruptions.

So, yeah, some people DO reboot their systems on a regular basis.

Google opens Inbox – email for people too thick to handle email

Fatman
Joke

Re: Oh...

... you mean it does what the Message Filters I already have set up in Thunderbird do which allow me to file messages into sub-folders of my inbox?

Oh?

Shit!

You figured that one out too?

And here I thought I was the only one who used message filter rules!!!!

</snark>

SDI wars: WTF is software defined infrastructure?

Fatman

RE: Why do all of this yourself when you can consume from a public provider ?

I won't repeat the comments made by another poster regarding some of the drawbacks of The Cloud&reg.

But, I must ask, what School of Damagement did you graduate from?

Because if you accept the following as a 'reasonable' definition of Damagement, then I feel it may describe you to a Tee:

Damagement: A person in a position of authority in an entity who makes decisions outside of their training and/or expertise that have the potential to be extremely detrimental upon said entity; and does so, disregarding the opinions of those who "know better" just because the decision maker is in that position of authority.

You espouse jumping into the cloud, "putting all of your eggs into one basket". $DEITY, I would not want to be you when the sledgehammer shatters those eggs, and they end up on your face.

FBI boss: We don't want a backdoor, we want the front door to phones

Fatman
WTF?

RE: How about asking the congress to represent the citizens.

That will never happen.

Congress is completely bought and paid for by the special interests.

BTW, where did you get that idea? Out of a 100 year old high school civics textbook?

Fatman

RE: Stop spying on us, assholes!

... before you know it this could get abused to the point of monitor people who've committed the heinous act of running a stop light ...

I guess then you have never heard of RED LIGHT CAMERAS?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_light_camera

Fatman

Re: Comey:

You sir are either an fucking idiot or a New World Order thug...

FTFY

Fatman

Re: What a fuckbag

Eloquently put. Have an up-vote.

Add one from me also.