Re: to protect your money!
You loaned it to us, and we grudgingly pay you as little as we can get away with in interest (that's a clue as to what sort of site we are)
FTFY!!!!
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Some commentard wrote:
So even in the early stages of this vehicle, we’ve architected it to have as much natural shielding from the structure and the components that are inside
Followed by:
What's wrong with "designed", "created" or possibly even "built"?
Buzzword bingo at work!
Once you've managed to empty several major fileservers of their precious documents, then you release some drive-eraser malware to obstruct any investigation and take over social media to publicise your good work.
Be careful there!!!
They might sic the MAFIAA after you!!!!
Sorry, but I don't buy this shit!!!!
BOFH's ALWAYS leave themselves a BACK DOOR if they are any good.
It can be nothing more than an old analog modem connected to a RS-232 port on a POTS line.
Years ago, I worked (according to TPTB, it might be a case of 'fucking off' rather) at a radio station. 1970's cheapo telemetry equipment often went bonkers at the most inopportune time, and if the transmitter site based remote unit lost "sight" of its studio counterpart, it was programmed to kill the transmitter, shutting down the station. That were (IIRC) the rules (according to the Federal Crucifixion Commission) in force at the time.
Getting control meant a 25 mile drive out to the transmitter site, and power cycling the remote unit to 'reset' it. The station's engineer didn't like to do that, so he created this 'black box' that connected to a POTS line. You "call" the 'black box', it answers with a tone, you punch in a (user selectable) authorization code to get a second tone. Then you could press one of the 12 buttons on the DTMF pad and send a command to open/close a relay. He had the "*" button set to cause a one second pulse to trigger a power drop relay on the remote units' power connection. Power goes out, and one second later, it comes back on. Another minute for the two ends to handshake, and all is good. The studio end was programmed to flash a light on the audio control board informing the operator that the telemetry unit had gone off line, and the operator better power cycle the remote end within 15 minutes of the light coming on, or else.....
Nothing pisses off a station owner than the prospect of DEAD AIR.
Now, our BOFH should NOT allow this disaster to be "wasted". Time to get out the spreadsheet, and con persuade the Boss into approving the necessary kit to improve resilience in such situations.
Why does corporate speak even exist? To enable talentless seniors to create the illusion of competence by talking the talk. Why do politics in the workplace exist? Because mistakes need covering up, poor decision making needs spinning and burying, empire builders need dealing with, and the conflicts of territorial unit targets due to flawed organizational structures. IMHO.
IOW - ASS covering
What I took away from this was how awesome it is that Ubuntu was used as the OS of choice for an underwater probe ...
Well, they really couldn't have used Windows...now could they???
You know with those Patch Tuesdays and all of that rebooting.
It would have been a damn shame if the sub, while running Windows (for submarines) experienced a BSoD and went to the bottom, only to be never heard from again.
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I see you managed to get a copy of RMoney's 'talking points' (albeit those for private benefactors).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitt_Romney_presidential_campaign,_2012#Video_of_private_fundraiser
and the video itself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU9V6eOFO38&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_786897
Microsoft Flight Simulator? which is running on a special version of Windows? ("Windows Aircraft Edition" perhaps)
I really wished I had book marked the page that had the screen shot of the image that I have in mind. It features a pilot and co-pilot at the controls with a BSoD on the screen, with the caption (paraphrasing it a bit mind you) "Where do you want to crash today?"
Excellent point, and one made by our CIO to those clowns that tried to persuade the company into allowing BYOD for our employees (those clowns being the sales weasels). What helped crash that 'trial balloon' was the assistance by the company's lawyers in detailing potential legal hurdles (like an employees' device being subpoenaed due to litigation).
BYOD crashed harder than the Hindenberg. (For those of you too young to remember it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster )
Currently have 3 websites down, email down, our licensing server down, ...
If you are referring to a Mother May I... server that must be accessed so that your customers can use the software that they have paid for, then, I am sorry, but you deserve all of the bitching you will get from customers who have been locked out of their systems, because you will get NO sympathy from me.
YOU chose a DRM solution, now deal with the fall out.
("Why?", others may ask, it is because, for me it is a case of BTDTGTTS.)
A lesson a former employer of mine learned the hard way.
He had a 'key person' insurance policy, with the monthly premiums to be automatically deducted from the company's account.
The insurance company screwed up, and, in the first month, deducted 12 months worth of premiums. While that did hurt financially, he assumed that that would be the end of it, and the policy was paid for the full one year term.
But, NO, they insurance company did it again in the second month, deducting 11 months worth of premiums. Now that DID hurt financially (employees did NOT get their paychecks because of it). Insurance agent was less than useless, and the insurance company was busy offering explanations, and excuses, But we had to wait on the refund.
They did it again in the third month, taking out 10 months worth of premiums. Since our bookkeeper was "expecting that it might happen again"; she kept watch on the bank balance, and on the day that automatic deduction tried to post, we hit the bank with am order to refuse to honor the deduction, and not to allow any further deductions from that company.
Soon afterward, we got a new insurance agent, and transferred away the usual business insurance policies away from the old agent, kissing that agent "goodbye" when the term of the 'key person' policy expired.
Lesson learned - YOU control WHO gets paid, and WHEN, not some scumbag company!!!
I was about to write: You do know that analogy also applies to Manglement?
BUT, I don't like how it reads, so let me fix it:
You do know that description1 also applies to Manglement?
1 Seagull: As in "flies in, creates a mess, shits all over the place and then flies off, leaving you to clean up afterward."
"We recogniSe that privacy is not just a functionality on your computer or a setting you can turn on or off, and we're excited to see what we can do to advance privacy online with Polaris."
"Recognise"???- my spell checker Red Flags that one.
Management built the culture and practices that let a mistake become a disaster.
Manglement, in its zeal to increase shareholder value, sent the work that was being done by experienced IT staff, and sent it offshore to less experienced IT staff, just to save money.
Manglement should be taking the hit - garnish their pensions for their incompetence.
Nice post.
My take, is to really drive the point home; dump a group of CEO's out somewhere remote, ala Naked and Afraid style with shit to live on, telling them that they have to trek 100 miles through (insert environment of choice) to be rescued. Let them be forced to live off the land. I doubt that any of them make it out alive.
So, if you're bad business people you get away with such "fuckwittery of the highest order"*?
What the hell do you expect coming from the job creators??
Some Mangler was more likely worried about the reduction in his annual bonus, than spending the $$$ to do it right from the onset.
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Perhaps you're talking about some other special interest group?
THAT AC was probably a MAFIAA shill.
I have been wondering for some time as to what an appropriate 'punishment' for members of the MAFIAA should get in the event they ever get caught breaking the law.
In the US of A, one group that comes to mind for interesting punishment would be the principals behind Prenda Law. (In case you are curious: http://www.popehat.com/tag/prenda-law/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenda_Law )
IIRC, you too in Blighty have your own bunch of scoundrels, but their name escapes me at this time.
Like the way high end watches, fashion apparel, perfume and jewelry manufacturers go after the cheap "knock offs"?
I recall once seeing a photo of a steam roller being used to flatten a bunch of fake Rolexes. (OH, wait, I found it: http://newslite.tv/2010/04/28/7000-fake-rolex-watches-crushe.html )
prior to that, uptimes over a year) from being replaced by a system that will be run by a trained monkey...as it's a half trained monkey that's in charge of our IT.
$DEITY, I feel for you, under the thumb of another graduate from your typical "School of Damagement".
"It's not like we reboot our machines all the time."
Where I once worked, it occurred DAILY.
Manglement, in its zeal to save money did the cost calcs for 148 hours of non business hours, and decided that we should shut them down at the end of the day.
Now, considering that those machines ran WindblowZE that Global Monopoly Operating System, which was (and still is) a prime target of miscreants; it made sense to shut them down at the end of the day.
One day, I had to deal with a whining (L)USER who bitched and moaned about having to wait for the machine to boot each morning. I reminded him that a shutdown machine can't:
1) be hacked (while it is shut down),
2) be used to send spam,
3) be used as a launching point for network infiltration,
4) put power on hours on the hard drive (at that time they did not power down the hard drives, again due to (L)USER complaints)
5) subject the machine to overnight/weekend weather related power disruptions.
So, yeah, some people DO reboot their systems on a regular basis.
I won't repeat the comments made by another poster regarding some of the drawbacks of The Cloud®.
But, I must ask, what School of Damagement did you graduate from?
Because if you accept the following as a 'reasonable' definition of Damagement, then I feel it may describe you to a Tee:
Damagement: A person in a position of authority in an entity who makes decisions outside of their training and/or expertise that have the potential to be extremely detrimental upon said entity; and does so, disregarding the opinions of those who "know better" just because the decision maker is in that position of authority.
You espouse jumping into the cloud, "putting all of your eggs into one basket". $DEITY, I would not want to be you when the sledgehammer shatters those eggs, and they end up on your face.