* Posts by Fatman

2400 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Apr 2008

Tight-wad Apple repair techs swapped our damaged iGear with used kit – lawsuit

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Re: I hear a very small violin playing...

Can I borrow your newly coined term?:

pokédopes

Here is an example of one:

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/tampa-police-use-taser-to-subdue-man-who-resisted-arrest-playing-pok233mon/2286420

Samsung spills beans on mystery username, password emails to devs

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Re: @gerdesj : Amen!

I gave him one in your name.

FTC lets Nest off the hook over Revolv IoT hub bricking shame

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FTC hints at I(dI)oT manufacturers

OK, so the FTC is trying to make a statement, but what about the blowback?

I(dI)oT industry to FTC: "Wot??? Taking away our business model of planned obsolescence??? Get real, if we have to support those I(dI)oT things forever, then WHO will buy our new shiny-shiny???"

We haven't heard the last.

Mock cop bot swats tot

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RE: I, for one, welcome our new robot mall-cop overlords...

Not me!!!!

And nor do I welcome their meatbag brothers.

I was assisting an electrician who was doing some re-wiring of a mall store, when we decided to eat lunch in. He was in his company uniform shirt, while I was wearing only a sweaty T shirt. The mall cop walked over to us and told me that "homeless people are not welcome", and that if I didn't leave, he would call the police and have me removed. I ignored him, and he did call the cops. We also called our boss, who arrived only to find me in the back seat of a patrol car.

He (our boss) went straight to the mall management and bitched like hell. They told the cops to let me go. The mall cop tried to apologize (one could see that he really didn't want to do it), as the apology was 'half hearted'. I told the mall management that the only apology that meant anything was one which included the immediate termination of the mall cop. They refused, and we went back to work, finishing the job for the store tenant.

The last I have heard of this mall was it was being torn down because of age, and a slow loss of tenants. I wonder why the tenants left?

Software bug costs Citigroup $7m after legit transactions mistaken for test data for 15 years

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Re: got away...

<quote>They got away with the crime for 15 years,</quote>

I feel the real crime was in not promptly reporting the issue to the SEC, and for that reason alone, they should have faced a higher fine. It would be nice to extract the fine from whoever sat on that decision's paycheck/pension/golden parachute.

Please allow these assumptions (and I do know the ALTERNATE spelling of "assume"):

1) The original coder never expected branch codes to have an alphabetic character in them. (In hindsight, one should not have been allowed to create an alphanumeric branch code.)

2) WHOEVER decided to implement alphanumeric (10A, 10B, etc) branch codes did not run that decision past the IT staff responsible for maintaining the code. They had no clue to what someone in Ops was doing.

3) No one ever bothered to test the code once the alphanumeric codes were put into use because of 1) and 2) above. This is the reason why the time span was measured in years.

4) Most likely (and I am assuming here) when the discrepancy was discovered, the shit hit the fan. The logic mistake was fixed pronto.

What should have happened was CGMI immediately informing the SEC, and CGMI immediately provide corrected reports.

BUT some corporate asshole sat on the decision, and hoped it would go away. Well, it didn't. CGMI may have come out better if the "optics" of the incident were better. The "optics" being:

1) they fucked up royally,

2) they quickly fixed the fuckup,

3) they provided only a partial correction of the misleading reports,

4) they sat on reporting to the SEC for months which imparts the stench of "coverup"

IM(NS)HO, who ever at CGMI 'sat' on the decision NOT to promptly inform the SEC should be sent on a new career path without any "parachute" (severance pay).

Using Comcast biz phones? Hope you liked your afternoon off

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RE: Comcast FAIL

Makes one wonder why any business would completely rid itself of land lines.

Most likely dumbass MBA's hell bent on increasing shareholder value driving such lunacy.

Student Loans Company burns £50 million in IT project superfail

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Re: How the fec....?

A more satisfying idea would be to re-purpose a Medieval Siege Engine (also known as a Trebuchet) for a new purpose; launching those responsible on new career trajectories.

The chosen landing spot could contain lots of rocks, sharp pointed spikes or other objects designed to insure a painful landing. Only then will Government IT get the message.

I recall a (USofA) PBS documentary on the Trebuchet some time ago, and I feel it is the most appropriate way to send manglers on their way. Perhaps one could be set up to launch those responsible into the side of the Tower of London. (and correct me if I am wrong, doesn't part of that Tower abut a river?)

Russian gang who exploited hacked bank accounts jailed

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Crims

It would be a shame if these two actually served their sentences in full.

Prisons are a dangerous place. Watch out boys, don't drop the soap!

Webpages, Word files, print servers menacing Windows PCs – yup, it's Patch Tuesday

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RE: "Checking for updates"

This morning, I fired up my Linux box, and in less than 30 seconds, I had reloaded the repository files.

Synaptic told me that i had only 3 packages that needed updating, two of them involve libpurple, and then of course, the obligatory flash-plugin-installer.

I was done within 3 minutes.

Yes, there are times where updating the repository files indicates that a shitload of updates are available, and that I may have to download shitloads of package files; but that pales in comparison to Windows.

When I bought this PC, it was factory infected with the Windows malware. Recognizing my desire to make EOLing the machine reasonably painless, I purchased another hard drive and installed Linux on it. The Windows malware infected disk sits in the case, power and data cables disconnected. The only time I fire that hard drive up is every 6 months or so, to perform a Windows Update. Considering how long it takes Windows Update to check for updates, download them, and install them, I often find that I must find some other way to occupy my time.

Once, I drove to a theater, saw a movie, and returned, and Windows Update was still running.

Jesus Fucking Christ, I was gone for more than 3 hours, and Windows Update was still fucking around, "Checking For Updates". It made me wonder if one of those 'updates' doesn't increment a delay loop value in order to cause the appearance of """slowness"""; and impart on the unfortunate Windows (l)user that they """need""" a new PC. After all, PC manufacturers are Microsoft's """Partners""".

Windows Update is a big FAIL in my book!!!

YouTube stars shilled for Warner Bros, screwed up, and now the FTC has written an angry letter

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Re: Hans Blix joke doesn't make much sense?

<quote>The FTC actually carries a big stick when it chooses: they dinged Google for $22.5M a few years back. They can also order companies to repay consumers. But here instead they chose to say sternly "don't repeat this fraud" [so go find a new one?].</quote>

Which IS part of the problem - NO PUNISHMENT for those who engaged in this odious behavior.

Would it be nice if the head of Marketing were taken out, whipped, drawn and quartered, and castrated to serve as a deterrent to other Marketeers in the future???

Florida U boffins think they've defeated all ransomware

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RE: WinTrolls vote-flame logical post!

<quote>WinTrolls vote-flame logical post!

They need to go out and play Pokeball and let us real geeks talk Linux ;-)</quote>

Or the latest craze:

http://wfla.com/2016/07/11/pokemon-go-is-addictive-spreading-fast-in-tampa-bay-area/

There have been at one local media report of some IDIOT being robbed playing this STUPID GAME.

Keep up the pressure on the telcos, Canada

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Re: corporate lobbyists shovelling "campaign contributions" into the pockets of politicians.

$DEITY knows that I would like to upvote you 1000 times, but I can't.

Facebook deleted my post and made me confirm pics of my kids weren't sexually explicit

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Re: I dumped Facebook

I threw one in on your behalf!

4-day Fasthosts outage: Customers' sites go TITSUP

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When the cloud bursts....

<quote>If its in the cloud AND it's condensing you might be in trouble when it all rains down on you...</quote>

Just hope that rain isn't BROWN!!!!!

Bad blood: US govt bans bio-test biz Theranos' CEO for two years

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Re: Considering her ownership stake

<quote>Whilst as an equity holder the investors should accept a lot of risks, the idea of allowing this snake oil outfit to trade in a secondary equity market was always nonsense, and simply a way for the VCs (who undoubtedly knew the company was worthless) to cash out at the expense of less well informed investors.</quote>

As I have said before:

Fools and their money are easily parted.

Also, how else do you think VCs (Vulture Capitalists) expect to;

1) make any money

2) get out of bad investments???

Simple: Find some easily mislead $ucker.

Nothing more than typical Wall Street behavior: sell $ucker$ Gold plated shit.

If you haven't seen it, the Wolf of Wall Street is an interesting flick. ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0993846/ )

Fatman

Re: Denial: It's not just a river in Egypt

<quote>What I don't get is how she got all that money to begin with. </quote>

Fools and their money are easily parted.

Facebook ‘glitch’ that deleted the Philando Castile shooting vid: It was the police – sources

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Re: There is a known syndrome here in the US

You are on the right road, but have the 'terminology' wrong.

The proper expression is:

PIG,

much like their feral cousins.

Fatman

Re: Guns don't kill people....

<quote>Just google "Chicago police code of silence" It's not just Chicago though...</quote>

I lived in Chicago during the 1960's, and I still remember those PIGS well.

Scientists want you to know how to have sex with a hyper-long dong

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Re: Let's just go right off the rails with this one...

<quote>There might really be teeth down there.</quote>

Like in this flick

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

NASA curious about Curiosity's fourth 'safe mode' event

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Re: Crazy Clouds Hosting Advanced Operating Systems is a SMARTR Front AI Liberation ‽ .

Hell, I had a page fault trying to parse the first paragraph!!!!

CityFibre takes on Ofcom over pledge to open BT ducts and poles

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RE: damaging BT fiber

<quote>Do you want lots of companies damaging the BT cable in the duct that your broadband runs over?</quote>

Well that would depend upon whether or not the third party has exclusive use of a duct (or sub-duct).

BT can not be that incompetent (although some would vociferously DISAGREE here) in allowing a third party to pull cable in the same duct (or sub-duct) as an existing BT cable.

Down to Earth: NASA's kilo-kitty balloon lands after 46 days

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HOW to keep that balloon afloat - permanently

Simples, just add:

!) bumbling politicians who are running for office (or re-election)

2) law enforcement officials who try to "spin" more bullshit as to why THEY need more snooping powers

3) PR hacks who spout the same bullshit over and over again when their client gets hacked

when each one has made their contribution of "HOT AIR" to the balloon, their services are no longer necessary, and they can be simply chucked overboard. There should ne NO SHORTAGE of desirable candidates worldwide.

Linux letting go: 32-bit builds on the way out

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Re: The foss community is not embracing a disposable future.

<quote>FFS this is not like MS shitting on your machine with W10.</quote>

Have an upvote for that!

We'll smash probe into comet 300 million miles away for kicks, er, sorry, ... for science

Fatman

Re: landing at an angle that denied its solar panels vital sunlight

<quote>A very long mission failed to perform as expected under conditions where a couple of RTGs would be perfectly happy and chug on for years. Loss to science seems to vastly outweigh the slight risk of launching a few chunks of well protected Plutonium..</quote>

You can blame the ANTI-NUKE CROWD for that one.

I remember all of the noise they made over a previous launch (the Saturn probe Cassini), trying every legal trick to stop it. They failed, and it went up.

Farewell, Fadell: Nest CEO Tony quits IoT biz

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Mocking or pointed criticism?

<quote>Those businesses might have a vigorous debate internally, but showing any of that debate to the world is considering leaking confidential info considered "airing the dirty laundry".</quote>

FTFY!

Most organizations do not like their internal politics aired in public, and get very defensive when it happens. One must wonder if this employee was a 'sacrificial lamb' brought out to finally draw the wolf (the """incompetent""" C suite executive) from its lair.

Perhaps, in this case, the door was slammed violently shut as the CEO exited. (i.e. Higher ups pointing toward the door, and making sure it closed behind him.)

Nazi witch-hunt ends with fierce judgment

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Re: Apologies to people working at the EPO

<quote>I hope you get your wish to be rid of him before he causes irreparable damage.</quote>

Just call the BOFH, and he can arrange for a 'lift malfunction'.

US Senate strikes down open-access FBI hacking warrant by just one honest vote

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Re: They're now using Orlando as an excuse? Really?

<quote>The longer I live, the more I believe our government is now run by idiots with shit for brains, instead of the crooks they used to be.</quote>

FTFY!!!

Pressure mounts against Rule 41 – the FBI's power to hack Tor, VPN users on sight

Fatman

Re: I kinda feel sorry for ...

and gets lined up against the wall of the Kremlin, and shot.

Cloudian clobbers car drivers with targeted ads

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Re: Two Things

I gave you an upvote for the Cherry 2000 reference.

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Re: Two words

and two more.

YOU ASSHOLES!!!!

New York decides not to tinker with vendor lock-down for now

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Vested Interests

The automakers are not the only ones who want to lock up the spare parts market.

Certain high end watch manufacturers1 also have taken steps to dry up the spare parts market; and force consumers to return a watch for "factory service".

That being said, there are a lot of places that perform watch repair, that are barely qualified to do much more than replace the battery, crown and crystal (watch glass). Getting a mechanical movement running is a skill that is slowly being lost as the 'old timers' die.

1 I am referring to those manufacturers of mechanical movements here, not the digitally made tat.

Breach-tastic Irish civil service payroll system facing audit

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Re: a classic wetware problem.

So, how do you get the point across???

Take someone out back and shoot them?

Smut shaming: Anonymous fights Islamic State... with porn

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RE: Pakastani search term

<quote>The most searched for term in Pakistan is animal porn.</quote>

I could not find a direct link, but check out a site called zoochosis.com, and under films, click on "Thanks Smokey". Quite lame, but it just might inspire the budding jihadi.

After all, men and sheep...............

Crims set up fake companies to hoard and sell IPv4 addresses

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Scarce IPv4 addresses.

I had a similar situation at a former employer. We needed only 3 IP addresses, and they gave us 8. Crazy, huh!

BUT, if you remember your basic networking with subnets....

a block of 4 contiguous IP addresses represents a net mask of /30.

a block of 8 contiguous IP addresses represents a /29.

a block of 16 contiguous IP addresses represents a /28.

and so forth.

And when you deal with subnets...

an all bits zero after the net mask is the network address,

all bits one is the broadcast address,

and everything else in-between are available for assignment.

Thus the wasteage.

Dodgy creds found in Siemens ICS gear

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<quote>Siemens says strong security controls should protect its industrial control system gear in line with operational guidelines.</quote>

Tell THAT to the penny pinching PHB's.

We want cheap.

We want it fast.

We want it NOW!!! (so we can spend time 'checking' up on you.)

Prenda Law's copyright-trolling shakedown scam slammed AGAIN

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<quote>Followed by a ritual beating execution.</quote>

FTFY!!

Fatman

Re: One down

<gallows humor>

Life could be so much better if Omar Mateen (the nutjob who committed the Orlando 'massacre') had walked into a spammer's convention instead.

</gallows humor>

Spam King sent down for 30 months

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Re: He is not going to be popular in prison

<quote>Next to the soap in the shower.</quote>

No, I have thought it was a different position. (Use your imagination, if I get too explicit, the mods will ban me.)

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Re: So the U.S. is learning from the old Soviet Union.

<quote>I genuinely think he could use some help.</quote>

Actually, I have the cure (a .357 hollow point).

Outsourcery to perform ultimate outsource as it enters administration

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Re: The Cloud...

<quote>Sometimes it rains shits on your parade.</quote>

FTFY!!!

Man dies after UK police Taser shooting

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Re: "a man has died following contact with police"

I wish I could give you more than one UPVOTE!!!

12 years of US Air Force complaints lost in database crash

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I KNOW HOW this happened......

The root cause was quite simple....

some dumbass emptied the Trash/Recycling bin.

</snark>

NHS e-prescription service goes TITSUP: Problems since Monday

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Re: Patient? What patient?

<quote>experience insufficient pain when it all goes wrong...</quote>

Vic,

Any ideas on how that could be fixed??? (perhaps BOFH style?)

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RE: about gov IT project gone right

Send this man to a sanitarium immediately!!!

Don't you know that gov IT project and gone right are MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE????

Fatman

Re: @AC - Prescription renewals

IF you Brits think YOU have it hard, then please come over to the other side of the pond, and get a 'truly "Murican experience". Wait until you have to deal with INSURANCE COMPANIES and their rules and restrictions!!!

Right now, I am fighting with an insurance carrier over some lab tests which they will not pay for, because two words (medically necessary) were NOT on the lab order form at the time the blood was drawn. When someone is on blood thinners (to prevent blood clots and stroke), monitoring their clotting time is essential. But tell that to the idiots at the insurance company. Dumb fucks, all.

</rant>

One entire US spook base: Yours for $1m+

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Re: Trumped

<quote>He needs a continual supply of fresh fools whose stupidity provides him with access to a potential revenue stream to continually bankroll his efforts; he has neither the wit nor the patience to condition the ones already around him.</quote>

FTFY!!!

Oh, and another point of view about Trump:

http://cars.tampabay.com/news/politics/national/heres-how-donald-trump-bankrupted-his-atlantic-city-casinos-but-he-still/2281296

Crafty plan to give FBI warrantless access to browser histories axed

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Re: A very dim Congress critter

This one struck me:

<quote>Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.

- Notebook, 1868</quote>

IMHO, Cornyn has drunk heavily from the cask of stupidity.

France POPs €800k fine on 'illegal taxi service' Uber's windshield

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Re: A piddling little fine?

<quote>You can't throw a corporation in jail when it breaks the law. You can only increase it's CoDB.</quote>

I think that there is one way you could - seize its assets, and SHUT IT DOWN, wiping out the stockholders' investment.

A bit draconian, but it might work.

(A side note, as a Linux user, I would love for this to happen to a certain global software monopoly.)

Sysadmin 'fesses up to wrecking his former employer's IT systems

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Re: I thought?

<quote>You should also be making an offer sufficient that the various shadow IT/colleague/backup accounts they know won't be used to fuck you, and that when you call them in six months to find something critical they'll answer the phone.</quote>

I am of two minds on that quote, so let's dissect them.

1) This section (in italics) I am in full agreement with. Have the departing employee advise/provide the information needed to effect transfer of responsibilities.

2) This section (in bold), I do not agree with IF I am the 'released' employee. Once YOU (the employer) decide that you do not want/need/desire to continue to employ me, I NO LONGER HAVE ANY LOYALTY TO YOU!!!! You are on your own. This is MY PROTECTION from manglement attempting to foist blame on me for things that occur after I have left. If YOUR INCOMPETENCE has gotten things fucked up, then YOU deal with it.

Good Bye MEANS GOOD-BYE!!!!

Cork data centre will offer super-speedy US to Europe data times

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Re: Confused (again)

<quote>I'm not sure what, but as data sovereignty becomes increasingly important, I'm sure M$/Google/Faceache/Apple/someone has some data they need to store in the EU but which they want to be able to access/process/analyse from the Americas.</quote>

That may be well and good, but, I bet that if the USofA really wants that data, they will find some excuse to send in the marines.

Two star general (to a lieutenant): "Lieutenant, that data center supports terrism, you are ordered to capture it."

PFL (Pimply Faced Lieutenant): "Sir, yes, sir!!!!" (Forgetting that he is about to invade a sovereign country.)